The Apprentice 2013 Discussion [Week 1]

[Benjamin]

Figured this starts tomorrow night so we best have a thread for the weekly discussions when it's on.

I cannot wait for this, hopefully it'll be better than last years one. What time does it start tomorrow?

[Jesus.]

What I've never understood, is when they do those speeches to the camera about how they're going to re-invent the wheel, they're already on the show. So if I was on it, I'd say that I was there to learn, impress LS, and give my best in every task. I bet you'd stand out far more to him doing that than by being a standard twat.

[Marcus.]

ben it starts at 9pm

[Benjamin]

What I've never understood, is when they do those speeches to the camera about how they're going to re-invent the wheel, they're already on the show. So if I was on it, I'd say that I was there to learn, impress LS, and give my best in every task. I bet you'd stand out far more to him doing that than by being a standard twat.

Lol, I look forward to your options throughout this, I agree with your point there.

[Benjamin]

Cheers Marcus. :)

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Uzma or what ever her name is better do well.

[Vanessa]

I'm so excited for this! :amazed:

[Marc]

Working tomorrow /sob

[Jake.]

Can't wait :love:

[Shaun]

:amazed:

this needs to be more than once a year (i don't count the young one because it's mean to hate on kids)

[Jords]

Im so freaking excited mannnnn

[arista]

Figured this starts tomorrow night so we best have a thread for the weekly discussions when it's on.

I cannot wait for this, hopefully it'll be better than last years one. What time does it start tomorrow?

Its also on again tomorrow


So 2 Episodes this week
with two BBC2 Fired shows

[DigitalSid]

More excited for this than BB this year, at least till we hear more of what's changing. See you all at 9.

[Vanessa]

What a shame that Junior Apprentice won't be back. I like it. :(

[DigitalSid]

What a shame that Junior Apprentice won't be back. I like it. :(

Meh, it was funny but it was Apprentice overkill, hopefully now I can look forward to each new series with a new set of tasks a month or two in advance rather than it being ever present and repetitive like the last few years.

[Black Dagger]

Looking forward to it, I didn't really watch much last year, I ended up missing episodes and being generally tragic. But I'm going to be into it this year.

[Vanessa]

I really love this show. You learn so much from it. :lovedup:

[reece(:]

Last year's was ****, have high hopes for this one.

[Jake.]

Cannot wait for this :love:

[Benjamin]

Its also on again tomorrow


So 2 Episodes this week
with two BBC2 Fired shows

Ahh yeah forgot it is on twice. Great news.

[InOne]

What time tonight?

[Marc]

I hope the ugly ones go first

Jenna bugged me, purely because of her ugly mug

[Benjamin]

9 tonight

[LemonJam]

ahh Apprentice. The only time I can laugh at people more successful than me.

[Marc]

Working.. But I might be out early as its dead! :amazed:

[reece(:]

I hope the ugly ones go first

Jenna bugged me, purely because of her ugly mug

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/13/article-0-0B9A9E76000005DC-483_468x286.jpg
I remember cheering for Joy when she left..

[Jake.]

An hour and a half left :love:

[Marcus.]

can wait

[arista]

And its a 2 Parter
as tomorrow 9PM as well.

Nick on Radio 5 today
with R.Bacon said they were in the massive
building with the imports for 2 days.

[Joelle.]

Hopefully we'll get some more clangers like 'Are the French fond of their children?' and 'Can we have the dog on all fours?' :worship:

[Benjamin]

40 minutes

[Jake.]

:D

[GypsyGoth]

13mins :amazed:

[reece(:]

Brilliant Tuesday this, Holby and Apprentice back to back. :love:

[arista]

On BBC1HD in few mins

[arista]

on now

one is a Doctor

[Jake.]

Here we go!

[Black Dagger]

:amazed:

[Vanessa]

You shut up,you shut up and you talk. :laugh2:

[Jake.]

:love:

[GypsyGoth]

I like the look of them :D

[MTVN]

They all look a bit dopey

[Jake.]

Seems like a good bunch!

[Vanessa]

Lord Shgrr! :joker:

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/07/article-2320779-198D81AE000005DC-409_634x842.jpg
Dr. Leah Totton is attractive, clever... and a former WAG!

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2320779/The-Apprentice-2013-Dr-Leah-Totton-long-term-romance-Celtic-goalie-Fraser-Forster.html#ixzz2Sdh4y8dU

[Jake.]

Wonder if my sweepstake will be good?

[Vanessa]

I like Nick already! :amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

Lord S looks like he's had a bit of botox done.

[Black Dagger]

Jason is fabulous.

Matt, I am counting on you to stan the best with me like good ole Stephen Brady.

[reece(:]

Jason vs Jaz

[Black Dagger]

Come on Jason!!!

[Jake.]

Jason needs some tweezers

[reece(:]

Jaz seems fierce.

[MTVN]

Jason is fabulous.

Matt, I am counting on you to stan the best with me like good ole Stephen Brady.

Haha yes hoping for another candidate on the level of the great Stephen

[Black Dagger]

Urgh, 2 of my faves are project managers, one going first :bored:

[LemonJam]

Jason <3

[GypsyGoth]

Alex Mills looks like a murderer.

[Vanessa]

Alex looks like a bit of a plonker. :joker:

[Jake.]

Rebecca :love: Jaz doesn't take no shiz then

[Brother Leon]

http://livelaughlovetv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Zeeshaan-Shah-appears-in-The-Apprentice-2013-Series-9-150x150.jpg

[arista]

Lord S looks like he's had a bit of botox done.

could be

[reece(:]

Has Alex had plastic surgery?

[Black Dagger]

Sophie
Jason
Jaz
Leah

>>>

[Jake.]

My mum has one of those cats! :amazed:

[arista]

Has Alex had plastic surgery?


No
he is the only one in the village

[Black Dagger]

Jaz is fabulous :joker:

[Jake.]

Alex looks like a botoxed seagull

[reece(:]

Rebecca - Jenny C 2.0?

[Vanessa]

I gave it up too easily. :evilgrin:

[GypsyGoth]

Lucky cats are tacky.

[reece(:]

Is it a Chinese holiday :joker:

[Jake.]

Already bitching :love:

[Vanessa]

Oxford Street! :lovedup:

[Black Dagger]

SLAY HER LEAH!!

[GypsyGoth]

SLAY HER LEAH!!

:laugh:

[reece(:]

Leah vs Luisa

[Jake.]

Already loving this :love:

[MTVN]

"And now I have to talk to my boss"

Quality trolling :joker:

[arista]

scatty

[Vanessa]

I want a lucky cat! :amazed:

[reece(:]

Cat- tastrophe :joker:

[Jake.]

"And now I have to talk to my boss"

Quality trolling :joker:

:joker: Did make my chuckle, what a guy

[GypsyGoth]

"left over toilet roll" :laugh2:

[Black Dagger]

"And now I have to talk to my boss"

Quality trolling :joker:

That was genius :joker:

[arista]

http://image.made-in-china.com/4f0j00HvOaAPdJSlkR/Solar-Toy-Solar-Lucky-Cat.jpg

[Vanessa]

http://image.made-in-china.com/4f0j00HvOaAPdJSlkR/Solar-Toy-Solar-Lucky-Cat.jpg

:worship:

[reece(:]

Zee :love:

[Jake.]

:joker: Jesus Christ hahaha

[Vanessa]

Fighting already! :amazed:

[Jake.]

Good old Natalie

[reece(:]

Tim acting like the male Stacey Soloman.

[GypsyGoth]

The boys seem pretty together, I wasn't expecting that.

[Jake.]

Tim acting like the male Stacey Soloman.

LOL

[reece(:]

Poor Sophie keeps getting shut down. :(

[MTVN]

The girls are just talking over each other to offer different things every sale

[Jake.]

That woman trolling the blokes with the Ukulele :joker:

[reece(:]

Can I have some feedback on my project managerism?
Response: Errrr..... :laugh2:

[Vanessa]

I think the boys have won.

[Jake.]

We finally saw what the receptionist looked like! :amazed:

[Ninastar]

The Irish girl is hot

[reece(:]

I think the boys have won.
Same!

[Jake.]

Jaz is going to murder Luisa in her sleep

[reece(:]

Karren getting fiesty.

[Jake.]

The plastic seagull is getting on my wick

[Vanessa]

:joker: the fighting!

[reece(:]

His name's Neil :joker::joker::joker:

[GypsyGoth]

The Irish girl is hot

Yep, and there is another with beautiful eyes.

[Brother Leon]

These boys :joker:

Prefer the girls outside the Asian guy.

[Jake.]

Didn't even know this 'Miles' was a candidate

[Vanessa]

Yes! The boys have won! :dance:

[GypsyGoth]

Damn it, it was really close.

[reece(:]

It's going to be a Jaz vs Sophie boardroom isn't it :(

[Black Dagger]

:bored:

Poor Jaz is gone.

[MTVN]

G'wan the lads

[Vanessa]

You won. Shut up! :laugh2:

[Jake.]

'You've won..'
'Yes I know I just wa..'
'So shut up.'

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

Half the boys are bellends, deary me.

[LemonJam]

I get the feeling Sophie's going :(

[Jake.]

I get the feeling Sophie's going :(

Bloody hope not :(

[reece(:]

If Sophie goes first week, I just can't..

[Benjamin]

Oh hai. Bloody Internet went down. Jaz is very annoying, I hope she gets fired.y

[Ninastar]

Yep, and there is another with beautiful eyes.

a blonde one?

or the one with greeny browny ones

[Brother Leon]

Leader has to go. Dunno how people have grasped their names so quickly :(

[reece(:]

"Thanks for that contribution" :joker:

[Jake.]

I love this group of people :love:

[Black Dagger]

I swear if Sophie goes first :bored:

Or Jaz for that matter, what an awful result.

[Benjamin]

Sophie doesn't deserve to go. I reckon it'll be Natalie or Jaz. X

[reece(:]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/767576364.jpg?1367959485

:joker::joker:

[Benjamin]

No idea why I ended my last post with a kiss, lol.

[GypsyGoth]

a blonde one?

or the one with greeny browny ones

The greeny browny ones.

But the irish girl's blue eyes are stunning :love:

[Black Dagger]

x

[reece(:]

"Rebecca's a top seller"

-she takes a sip of water :joker:

[Benjamin]

Uzma is a bit of a lost cause.

[MTVN]

Get rid of the useless Sophie

[reece(:]

Jaz has to go I'm afraid.

[Benjamin]

Those are defo the the three that should face the boardroom. Reckon Uzma will go.

[Brother Leon]

Leader or Oriental woman has to go tbh.

[GypsyGoth]

Jaz has to go I'm afraid.

I'd be happy with that.

[Vanessa]

I think Sophie will go. She had non sales.

[Jake.]

No idea why I ended my last post with a kiss, lol.

Thought you'd had a drink whilst your net was down

[Jake.]

I think Sophie will go. She had non sales.

Neither did Ozma or whatever her name is

[Benjamin]

Thought you'd had a drink whilst your net was down

Least I'm old enough to drink. :idc:

[Black Dagger]

Uzma can go because she's duller than the other two and I watch this for entertainment value.

[Jake.]

Least I'm old enough to drink. :idc:

I am in my home with parental permission :idc:

[Benjamin]

I'm a business woman, darling.

Lol

[Vanessa]

Neither did Ozma or whatever her name is

That's true. :hugesmile:

[Benjamin]

Hahahahaha, awwww man.

[Jake.]

'I'm not man, I'm Lord Sugar'

:laugh:

[reece(:]

Sophie's gonna go :( :(

[Vanessa]

I'm not man, i'm Lord Sugar! :joker:

[Benjamin]

Uh oh Sophie is going

[Black Dagger]

Urgh, a good one going :sad:

[GypsyGoth]

yay :D

[MTVN]

No great loss there

[reece(:]

Sophie, phew :lovedup:

[GypsyGoth]

the app you're fired is on bbc2 next.

[Jake.]

Bye bye then Jaz

[Benjamin]

Thank **** for that, Jaz was so annoying

[MTVN]

Ahh great task tomorrow

[reece(:]

Tim leading the girls next episode.

[Black Dagger]

Jaz >>>

So down to 3 favourites already s0b.

[reece(:]

the app you're fired is on bbc2 next.
thanks for the reminder. :)

[LemonJam]

Jason will you be quiet you silly ****!

Oh God :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: such a despicable bunch of wankers. I love them all.

[joeysteele]

Really glad Jaz was sent home, I would have found her insufferable to work with let alone work for.
A really good decision by Lord Sugar that one.

[reece(:]

Jaz seemed soooooo patronising, it was awful. Neil is annoying too.

[Jake.]

I could see her getting on my nerves eventually

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Tim leading the girls, he better win from what we saw he seemed to be on drugs

[MTVN]

You're Fired > the main show tbh

[Jake.]

Dara>>>

[Jack_]

She made the episode, shame

'Ahhh man'
'And I'm not man, I'm Lord Sugar'

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Jake.]

Was also my favourite quote of the night :joker:

[Benjamin]

Jaz seemed soooooo patronising, it was awful. Neil is annoying too.

Yeah, I found him quite annoying too.

[Jack_]

'Working with Liam was great' (or whatever he said)
'Working with who?'
'...Liam'
'His name's Neil'

:laugh2: :laugh2:

fail

[Jack_]

and whoever it was on the right of the men standing up that told him to stop being up his own arse was hilarious <3

Hope there's some good rivalries this year

[Shaun]

just started watching

jesus christ they're all ***** :(

"my basic superiority will see me through" guy TO DIE IN A FIRE IMMEDIATELY PLEASE

[Shaun]

"I'm the greatest entrepreneur since sliced bread"

ah yes, that loaf of Hovis that designed the iPod

[Shaun]

ah, annoying-superiority guy is Jason. Douche.

and he has a monobrow :idc:

[Jake.]

It does get better Shaun lol

[Shaun]

I'm sure it'll be quite explosive but it does rather look like the producers have just abandoned all sense of a business show and picked 16 dickheads this series :laugh:

[Shaun]

oh christ, I actually like Alex :joker: saying "really?" to Zeeshaan's high five, lmao

[MTVN]

Yeah I do sometimes miss the earlier series where all the contestants were actually somewhat competent

[Shaun]

I like Zeeshaan too... the boys seem quite likeable in general (except Jason who's already dead to me).

[Shaun]

saying it's a dog-eat-dog world outside Battersea Dogs Home :(

oh now he's being a dick in the taxi never mind

[Shaun]

Jaz shutting Sophie down :bored: I hope she goes.

[Shaun]

oh tim please shut up you're pretty when you aren't speaking

[Marsh.]

It looks like it's morphed into a Big Brother type show well and truly now.

8 women with fake tans, fake pouts with blonde hair. Quite telling that the one older woman was sacked. Dickhead men wearing flips flops... indoors.... in the middle of winter. :bored:

[Jords]

Great show! Excited for tonight :D

Jaz was hands down the right choice to be fired, she was useless, ignored Sophie (I nearly typed Susan lol) and Uzma did a fine job.

Jason wasnt fantastic but he made me laugh several times and Neil's an a$$.

Im looking forward to seeing Rebecca develop... Im hoping shes fierce but not a bellend to people for the sake of it. I like how she dealt with Luisa (but Im really not liking that mouth ache so :laugh:)