Bad Kids Jokes

[Z]

My friend linked me to this, it's absolutely hilarious:

http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what did the cow say to the duck

he said stop staring at me and the duck said your fat .

:joker:

[Z]

How do you make a potato?

you make it inside your brain

:laugh2:

[Josy]

what do you call a snail without a shell

its dead



****sake :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

what do you call a grumpy cow.

loser!

wat ha2

[Jessica.]

what newspaper story did the dog read.

how to do a poop in a bag !!!
Hilarious.

[LemonJam]

posted these in the jokes thread. They're amazing. My personal favourite:

2 pigs are eating food
one pig eats to much and he throws up
the other one says don’t make more we are not going to eat it all.

[Ninastar]

So how do we know these are actually jokes from children?

[GypsyGoth]

They sound like Marcus jokes.

[Z]

So how do we know these are actually jokes from children?

because **** off Caitlin that's how :mad:

[Marsh.]

They sound like Marcus jokes.

Fab.

[Ninastar]

Lmfao Claudia

And fair point Greg

*slits wrists*