I just Skinned my Knee!

[lostalex]

I landed on my ankle wrong, and i fell over and landed on my knee and skinned it, and it's bleeding and looks horrible and it hurts soooooo much. :(

now i have a sprained ankle AND a skinned knee.

I need a boyfriend to take care of me. :( Why does everything bad always happen to ME? There are so manny horrible people on this forum that deserve a skinned knee more than me.

[Ammi]

..none of us deserve it Alex...clean the wound up and elevate your ankle with some ice on it...and..:hug:....

[lostalex]

Thanks Ammi :hug:

At least i'll have a wicked scab to pick at tomorrow :)

It still hurts though :(

[Jords]

Scott will kiss it better

[lostalex]

Scott will kiss it better

mmm, yes, Scott will kiss it and lick it and suck it and slobber all over it.

[AnnieK]

Aw..Alex. Hope it feels better soon. Don't pick it though or it will scar!! My friends brother used to pick his scans and eat them when we were kids...I think that's a but caniballistic isn't it?

[thesheriff443]

Aw..Alex. Hope it feels better soon. Don't pick it though or it will scar!! My friends brother used to pick his scans and eat them when we were kids...I think that's a but caniballistic isn't it?

just another version of pork scratchings:joker:

[lostalex]

Aw..Alex. Hope it feels better soon. Don't pick it though or it will scar!! My friends brother used to pick his scans and eat them when we were kids...I think that's a but caniballistic isn't it?

thanks annie <3

it's no more cannibalistic than eating your own boogers, right? I do pick my nose. :(

[Brother Leon]

It's a skinned knee...man up and embrace it :idc:

[arista]

I landed on my ankle wrong, and i fell over and landed on my knee and skinned it, and it's bleeding and looks horrible and it hurts soooooo much. :(

now i have a sprained ankle AND a skinned knee.

I need a boyfriend to take care of me. :( Why does everything bad always happen to ME? There are so manny horrible people on this forum that deserve a skinned knee more than me.


Can we have a picture of the Injury?

[arista]

It's a skinned knee...man up and embrace it :idc:


Yes Valid Point

[Cherie]

mmm, yes, Scott will kiss it and lick it and suck it and slobber all over it.

:yuk: holding on to my cheerios ..just.

[lostalex]

Can we have a picture of the Injury?


http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2041/img0043ec.jpg

[Cherie]

:joker:

Looks very sore :sad:

[Marc]

I was expecting no skin at all

[lostalex]

I was expecting no skin at all

thanks for the sympathy. :bawling:

Some people around here want me to be on my death bed before they care.

It really does sting though. and a band aid won't even fit on it.

[Vanessa]

That doesn't look too bad, Alex. :hug:

[lostalex]

That doesn't look too bad, Alex. :hug:

thanks :hug:

it does hurt though. :(

[Ammi]

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2041/img0043ec.jpg

..ouch, that does look sore Alex, you're better off without a plaster on it anyway, just let the air get to it..it'll heal more quickly...make sure you keep it nice and clean though, so it doesn't get infected....


..oh my, what hairy legs you've got grandma...sorry just joking, seriously, keep it nice and clean and let the air get to it...be careful about it rubbing against your trousers...maybe wear shorts..?....

[lostalex]

The scabs are beginning to form now...

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8966/img0050zl.jpg

[Smithy]

you'll live :idc:

[Livia]

Awww... there there...

[lostalex]

Update: It's starting to get crusty

http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/9987/img0055fj.jpg

[Drew.]

i cant wait for the next update Alex

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

mmm, yes, Scott will kiss it and lick it and suck it and slobber all over it.

http://i.imgur.com/bzgReRg.jpg

[lostalex]

http://i.imgur.com/bzgReRg.jpg

http://cdn04.cdnwp.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/17/jackie_stallone_081712_m-400x470.jpg

[Josy]

Think you need to go to a&e for that Alex

[billy123]

Bit of salt and vinegar on it and it will be reet! its only a scratch.

[lostalex]

Think you need to go to a&e for that Alex
I'm American, I don't go to the hospital unless i know i'm gonna die. that way i know i won't have to pay the bill.

[Kazanne]

just another version of pork scratchings:joker:

Oh sheriff,YUK,YUK, but made me laugh:joker:

[lostalex]

Bit of salt and vinegar on it and it will be reet! its only a scratch.

thanks for the compassion FRIEND!

[Vicky.]

Looks quite sore..

Was expecting it to be a lot worse from the title though :laugh:

[Vanessa]

It will be fine. Just don't scratch it or you'll get a scar. :hugesmile:

[GiRTh]

What are you 5 years old? Wash it, dress it then get on with your life while it heals.

[lostalex]

Update: It's totally black and hard now. My body is so awesome, it's like fixing it by itself. My body is like "**** everyone, I got this!"

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/3298/img0057wy.jpg

[lostalex]

I'm totally making new skin and healing myself right now. how awesome is my Body?

[Nedusa]

Alex, are you Male or Female, I thought you were female but the amount of hair on your leg worries me so perhaps you are male.......

Anyhows..........hope the knee recovers soon......!!!!

[lostalex]

Alex, are you Male or Female, I thought you were female but the amount of hair on your leg worries me so perhaps you are male.......

Anyhows..........hope the knee recovers soon......!!!!

male. maybe you thought i was female cause yur homophobic (no offense)

[Nedusa]

male. maybe you thought i was female cause yur homophobic (no offense)

Oh.......your Gay .. so what No problem with that

Why would I be Homophobic ???

[Glenn.]

I've got three splinters in my finger.

-makes thread-

[lostalex]

I've got three splinters in my finger.

-makes thread-

liar. stop trivializing my pain.

pics or it didn't happen.

[lostalex]

Oh.......your Gay .. so what No problem with that

Why would I be Homophobic ???

I don't know why anyone would be homophobic. that's a pretty stupid question to ask a gay guy, don't you think?

[Nedusa]

I don't know why anyone would be homophobic. that's a pretty stupid question to ask a gay guy, don't you think?

You started it...........:blush:

[Glenn.]

liar. stop trivializing my pain.

pics or it didn't happen.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/null_zps1cb75497.jpg

:idc:

Splinter pain>>>your grazed knee :hmph:

[lostalex]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/null_zps1cb75497.jpg

:idc:

Splinter pain>>>your grazed knee :hmph:

you are such a liar. :nono:

[Glenn.]

How dare you

[lostalex]

Glenn needs more attention so he has to hijack my thread.

Someone give him attention plzzz....
Where's Ammi? she loves giving people attention.//

[Glenn.]

What's this thread about again?

[lostalex]

What's this thread about again?


My bloody flesh wound! my unfortunate fall which resulted in not just embarassement but actual physical injury!
do try to pay attention plzz.

I'm a REAL PERSON,. not just a "member" okay?

[lostalex]

i do love that bunny though, he's so happy.

[Glenn.]

Your posts really lose impact when you keep editing them you know.

[lostalex]

i'm not interested in impact you slap happy little bunny, i'm just telling the ****ing truth, and guess what, i don't type everything perfectly the first time. sometimes you have to go back and correct spelling mistakes you grinning donnie darko freaky ass bunny.

[arista]

Oh.......your Gay .. so what No problem with that

Why would I be Homophobic ???


Do Not worry Alex chucks that at loads of posters

[lostalex]

Do Not worry Alex chucks that at loads of posters

with good reason....

[Glenn.]

Well that's not very nice Alex. Maybe if you wasn't in a rush to throw insults at everyone you'd have a bit more time for edits before you posted.

[lostalex]

Now stop hijacking my thread.

PLZZZZZ

[Glenn.]

Sure bub

[lostalex]

I know that that's not even your bunny, you totally stole that gif from reddit or something, but you don't own that bunny.

You probably don't even have a rabbit.

[Glenn.]

Why on earth would I want to own a bunny?

[lostalex]

Why on earth would I want to own a bunny?

I knew it... :bored:

[Glenn.]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/tumblr_m6h6s43Tke1rwcc6bo1_500_zps9d26d65b.gif

[lostalex]

glenn is attracted to me, that's what most of the PMs i'm getting say....

are you attracted to me glenn?

you have some sort of sick sexual fantasy about disabled men. You see me disabled and you see me as some sort of sexual "prey" huh.

[Brother Leon]

My lil sis has handled skinned knees better than this :joker:

[Glenn.]

glenn is attracted to me, that's what most of the PMs i'm getting say....

are you attracted to me glenn?

you have some sort of sick sexual fantasy about disabled men. You see me disabled and you see me as some sort of sexual "prey" huh.

Oh no I've been rumbled.

[lostalex]

My lil sis has handled skinned knees better than this :joker:

thanks for rubbing it in. I so enjoy people ridiculing me while i'm in pain.

[Drew.]

its a shame your not Bieber Alex, we could have had #PrayForAlex trending on twitter.. Horrific injury

[lostalex]

its a shame your not Bieber Alex, we could have had #PrayForAlex trending on twitter.. Horrific injury

it really does sting though. :(

[Glenn.]

The term 'Man up' comes to mind. It's only a scratch

[Vicky.]

The term 'Man up' comes to mind. It's only a scratch

Smaller injuries usually hurt more.

I gashed my hand wide open (could see tendons and stuff :bored: ) yet it didnt hurt as much as a papercut :laugh:

[arista]

it really does sting though. :(

Put some Loud music on
mind over matter

[lostalex]

Smaller injuries usually hurt more.

I gashed my hand wide open (could see tendons and stuff :bored: ) yet it didnt hurt as much as a papercut :laugh:

This demands a story...wtf, how did you get a gash all the way down to the tendons??? :o what happened?

[Glenn.]

Smaller injuries usually hurt more.

I gashed my hand wide open (could see tendons and stuff :bored: ) yet it didnt hurt as much as a papercut :laugh:

I know. The splinters in my finger are awful :bored:

[lostalex]

I know. The splinters in my finger are awful :bored:

stop lying about your fake splinters.

[Vicky.]

This demands a story...wtf, how did you get a gash all the way down to the tendons??? :o what happened?

I was drunk, and trying to prove that a piece of glass wasnt sharp :bored:

[Glenn.]

You're a despicable human being. I wouldn't lie about splinters :nono:

Plus I posted a picture :hmph:

[Apple202]

I'm American, I don't go to the hospital unless i know i'm gonna die. that way i know i won't have to pay the bill.

that must be awful D:

[lostalex]

Update: it's getting hard like a turtle shell now...all of the gooey red bits have turned black and yellow and hard.

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/172/img0070ey.jpg

[Drew.]

looks like it needs a clean

[Cherie]

Update: it's getting hard like a turtle shell now...all of the gooey red bits have turned black and yellow and hard.

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/172/img0070ey.jpg

Thanks Alex, I was getting worried we had not had an update in a while. Hang in there.

[Marsh.]

All this fuss over a grazed knee. Man up.

[Brother Leon]

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[lostalex]

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now my front hurts.

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