It's a miracle

[Niamh.]

http://i.imgur.com/MSAiZEs.jpg

[Vanessa]

:laugh:

[Jesus.]

I don't get it. I can't see anything.

[Livia]

I don't get it. I can't see anything.

Just above where the baby's eyes are... on the right... Blind Pew.

[Kazanne]

Oh my Lord,uncanny.

[Jesus.]

Just above where the baby's eyes are... on the right... Blind Pew.

Baby's eyes? Nope. Lost me there. This is like one of those tests they give to psycho's. I genuinely can't make a baby, let alone anything else out of those shapes.

[Jesus.]

Is it the owly looking thing in the very top right hand corner?

[Niamh.]

For Gods Sake Jesus :bored:

[Livia]

Is it the owly looking thing in the very top right hand corner?

No... it's the catty looking thing in the very top right hand corner.

[Livia]

For Gods Sake Jesus :bored:

Sometimes I find it hard to believe he is the Son of God.

[Niamh.]

Sometimes I find it hard to believe he is the Son of God.

You and me both :rolleyes:

[Jesus.]

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I am here. This isn't a pm conversation between the two of you. Suddenly thetruth becomes a serious contender for a spot in my top 10. :hmph:

[Livia]

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I am here. This isn't a pm conversation between the two of you. Suddenly thetruth becomes a serious contender for a spot in my top 10. :hmph:


Seriously, you wouldn't want to see the PM conversations about you.

You know you're in my top ten though, right? Okay, you're quite low down, but you in there.

[Shaun]

i thought jesus was supposed to have given sight to the blind

[Jesus.]

Every right wing Christian will tell you, I only pay attention at the very second the sperm hits the egg, for then it is a human. After that? Not my problem.

[Jesus.]

Right, I think I've worked it all out.

The owl is the big circle, and the cat is the little one.

http://i.imgur.com/RCJG0NA.jpg

[Niamh.]

That does not look like an Owl :nono:

[Jesus.]

Alright Attenborough, chill your boots. I think you'll find it looks more like an owl than a cat.

[Shaun]

LOL i never noticed the owl and assumed your cat was the cat everyone was seeing... but yeah now I think your owl is the cat

[Jesus.]

******ing hell, Niamh. See how you've confused everyone? Pretty disgraceful.

[Shaun]

i'm more concerned by the Alien baby bursting out of the baby's stomach

[Niamh.]

LOL i never noticed the owl and assumed your cat was the cat everyone was seeing... but yeah now I think your owl is the cat

I never noticed the cat that Jesus saw but now it looks like a cat and a kitten next to it

[Shaun]

http://imageshack.us/a/img849/123/catalienbaby.jpg

[Livia]

It's obvious... She swallowed the cat the catch the owl, she swallowed the owl to catch the alien, she swallowed the alien to catch the baby, she swallowed the baby to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly... I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

[Vanessa]

:joker:

[Jesus.]

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to be born
From a beautiful ladies Vagina
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Because the mum was a ***** called Regina.
The Owl looked down to the canal below,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'

[arista]

i thought jesus was supposed to have given sight to the blind


No he is Anal

[Livia]

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to be born
From a beautiful ladies Vagina
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Because the mum was a ***** called Regina.
The Owl looked down to the canal below,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'

Took you till page 2 to get to the pussy joke. You're slipping...

[Jesus.]

Took you till page 2 to get to the pussy joke. You're slipping...

That's what she said.

I wasn't even going to go there at all. It was only the owl that turned it into a nursery rhyme.

[Jesus.]

No he is Anal

You are Alan.

[Jessica.]

http://puu.sh/2PSPc.jpg

[Shaun]

:o

[Niamh.]

http://puu.sh/2PSPc.jpg

:amazed:

She's carrying a whole litter

[Marsh.]

I genuinely can't make a baby

Aww. :pat:

[Marc]

:joker: that pic

[Lee.]

Sometimes I find it hard to believe he is the Son of God.
Son of a bitch more like..

That does not look like an Owl :nono:

I have to agree with Jesus though, it does look more like an owl

[Niamh.]

Son of a bitch more like..



I have to agree with Jesus though, it does look more like an owl

Stop going for his 10pts Lee, he's already promised them to me :idc:

[Marc]

Lee you cheap desperate hoe

[lostalex]

I want to make jokes with MS Paint too, but i have a Mac. :(

[Jesus.]

Stop going for his 10pts Lee, he's already promised them to me :idc:

Would take a lot more than that to get Lee to register on my radar.

[Lee.]

-firmly scores Marc and Niamh off list-

Hmmm.. who do I give my 1pt and 2pt to now?

-ponders-

[Lee.]

*and jesus