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Ryan57
09-05-2013, 02:05 PM
So I've blocked the toilet.

Tried the plunger to break up the paper, still won't budge. So I tried a mixture...

Some of the following:

Salt
Washing Up Liquid
Fabric Conditioner
Baby Shampoo
Mouthwash
Anti backterial gel
Sink unblocker
Bleach

Currently have, possibly, the cleanest blocked toilet ever.

Unfortunately, the vinegar has gone. Baking soda also.

Just wondering if anyone can suggest something else I may have if this doesn't work.

arista
09-05-2013, 02:06 PM
I am sure Marc will sort it for you

Jake.
09-05-2013, 02:07 PM
tried filling up a bucket of water and pouring it down? If that doesn't work, grab a coat hanger

Ryan57
09-05-2013, 02:09 PM
tried filling up a bucket of water and pouring it down? If that doesn't work, grab a coat hanger

Yeah, tried it a few times. And boiling water.

We have drain rods somewhere, not sure where. Hopefully I can fix it before my Mum sees. Blew her bloody top last time. :suspect:

Jesus.
09-05-2013, 02:09 PM
I never thought I'd ever say this, but Jake is right - you need a coat hanger to get round the U bend.

You should try less TP and wiping more effectively, next time.

Marc
09-05-2013, 02:13 PM
Coat hanger :laugh: gross

Ryan57
09-05-2013, 02:13 PM
I never thought I'd ever say this, but Jake is right - you need a coat hanger to get round the U bend.

You should try less TP and wiping more effectively, next time.

I have had a lot to wipe these past few weeks. :suspect:

I just put another kettle full of boiling water down and it now looks like something you wash your pots in, except with bog roll at the bottom of it.

Unfortunately, I don't have a wire coat hanger. :(

Jesus.
09-05-2013, 02:15 PM
If you have a blocked toilet, then pouring more water in seems about the worst thing you could do.

GiRTh
09-05-2013, 02:15 PM
Get a big plunger and go to work on the toilet.

Cherie
09-05-2013, 02:16 PM
I have had a lot to wipe these past few weeks. :suspect:

I just put another kettle full of boiling water down and it now looks like something you wash your pots in, except with bog roll at the bottom of it.

Unfortunately, I don't have a wire coat hanger. :(

Put your hand in..:D:

Ryan57
09-05-2013, 02:17 PM
If you have a blocked toilet, then pouring more water in seems about the worst thing you could do.

I've seen on the net a lot recommend doing it, so it breaks the paper up. Obviously, it will make more water but it slowly goes down.

And no way am I putting my hand in. :nono:

Suze
09-05-2013, 02:18 PM
My oldest son always seems to be blocking toilets :bored: The only thing that seems to shift them is a strong stick from the garden.

Ryan57
09-05-2013, 02:18 PM
Got to be honest, because I don't want water splashing up onto me, I use a plunger like a little girl that I am.

Suze
09-05-2013, 02:19 PM
I've seen on the net a lot recommend doing it, so it breaks the paper up. Obviously, it will make more water but it slowly goes down.

And no way am I putting my hand in. :nono:

You might have no choice Ryan, if all else fails :joker:

Kazanne
09-05-2013, 02:19 PM
I've seen on the net a lot recommend doing it, so it breaks the paper up. Obviously, it will make more water but it slowly goes down.

And no way am I putting my hand in. :nono:

I think if you fill a bucket and pour it in from a height the force of the water should remove the blockage.

GiRTh
09-05-2013, 02:19 PM
I've seen on the net a lot recommend doing it, so it breaks the paper up. Obviously, it will make more water but it slowly goes down.

And no way am I putting my hand in. :nono:LMAO

Eventually you're gonna have to. :joker:

Don't pour boiling water down it you'll crack the porcelain.

Suze
09-05-2013, 02:21 PM
You might need to get the Marigolds out :joker:

Livia
09-05-2013, 02:22 PM
.............Just wondering if anyone can suggest something else I may have if this doesn't work.

You could try more fibre in your diet?

I'd have laid a month's salary on Marc being the originator of this thread. I am shocked...

Suze
09-05-2013, 02:23 PM
I am seriously thinking of giving Ryan a vote now in Most Loved, just for this thread :joker:

Marc
09-05-2013, 02:25 PM
Water always works for me

Cherie
09-05-2013, 02:26 PM
I think if you fill a bucket and pour it in from a height the force of the water should remove the blockage.

Maybe stand on your Mums shoulders when she comes in.

Livia
09-05-2013, 02:27 PM
Amusing how it's never any of the females who start these arse/sh1t threads.

Suze
09-05-2013, 02:28 PM
Maybe stand on your Mums shoulders when she comes in.

I think he is going to be in enough s**t already with his Mum :joker:

Jesus.
09-05-2013, 02:29 PM
Amusing how it's never any of the females who start this arse/sh1t threads.

I am seriously thinking of giving Ryan a vote now in Most Loved, just for this thread :joker:

Yet it's the females that reinforce and reward these negative behaviours. Take Suze, giving up Sootys place in her top 10 for a toilet blocking thread.

Cherie
09-05-2013, 02:30 PM
I think he is going to be in enough s**t already with his Mum :joker:

:laugh2:

Suze
09-05-2013, 02:31 PM
Yet it's the females that reinforce and reward these negative behaviours. Take Suze, giving up Sootys place in her top 10 for a toilet blocking thread.

No, I was giving up your place :D

Apple202
09-05-2013, 02:32 PM
ewwwwwwwww

Jesus.
09-05-2013, 02:34 PM
No, I was giving up your place :D

When there is a zombie apocalypse, I shall remember this post.

Cherie
09-05-2013, 02:36 PM
No, I was giving up your place :D

Touche

Livia
09-05-2013, 02:37 PM
Yet it's the females that reinforce and reward these negative behaviours. Take Suze, giving up Sootys place in her top 10 for a toilet blocking thread.

I hear it's your vote she's given him...

Edit: Oops... late.

arista
09-05-2013, 02:39 PM
I have had a lot to wipe these past few weeks. :suspect:

I just put another kettle full of boiling water down and it now looks like something you wash your pots in, except with bog roll at the bottom of it.

Unfortunately, I don't have a wire coat hanger. :(



To much wipe blocks it
stops Air and Water if YOU overload the amount
you have sadly cemented it

arista
09-05-2013, 02:41 PM
ewwwwwwwww


Yes he stuffed to many wipes
he should shower his ass
not wipe it - blocking his bog

Marsh.
09-05-2013, 02:42 PM
If you have a blocked toilet, then pouring more water in seems about the worst thing you could do.

It has to be a large bowl/bucket full so that the pressure pushes the blockage out.

Always works when my toilet is blocked.

Kazanne
09-05-2013, 02:42 PM
Maybe stand on your Mums shoulders when she comes in.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:Impressive Cherie

Marsh.
09-05-2013, 02:44 PM
Amusing how it's never any of the females who start these arse/sh1t threads.

Really? Josy's always starting threads about sh!t.

Or is that sh!t threads? :laugh:

Suze
09-05-2013, 02:44 PM
When there is a zombie apocalypse, I shall remember this post.

In that eventuality, I am relying om Niamh and Arista and his bunker :D

Jesus.
09-05-2013, 02:46 PM
In that eventuality, I am relying om Niamh and Arista and his bunker :D

Arista only has room for Kizzy, and Niamh has a family. Kinda lonely walking the streets avoiding walkers. You need Sheriiff Christ to come to your aid. For just 10 points I'll draw up a legally binding contract.

arista
09-05-2013, 02:48 PM
Arista only has room for Kizzy, and Niamh has a family. Kinda lonely walking the streets avoiding walkers. You need Sheriiff Christ to come to your aid. For just 10 points I'll draw up a legally binding contract.


No Kizzy will share a 3 High Bunk Bed with Cherie & Suze


We Stay Safe

Ryan57
09-05-2013, 02:53 PM
FIXED IT!

http://media.tumblr.com/0711ec6fff13d99ee875dfdb6bdc1fb1/tumblr_inline_mhykgrWKUS1qz4rgp.gif

Must of stood for about 2 minutes with the plunger, going at it. Had to take a small break as my lower back started to ache. Guess you have to go through pain for the reward.

I was totally overjoyed. Came skipping out of my bath room like a 9 year old girl on a play ground.

http://i.imgur.com/t8zvc.gif

So at first I was like:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwozuzcvbx1qdpfbb.gif

Then when the water went down I was like:

http://oi52.tinypic.com/b64lg4.jpg

Then when I flushed I was like:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/166301/the-office-dance-o.gif

Edit: My sig also described my feelings.

Ninastar
09-05-2013, 04:28 PM
Amusing how it's never any of the females who start these arse/sh1t threads.
i was tempted to make one for my sore bumhole last night

arista
09-05-2013, 04:43 PM
i was tempted to make one for my sore bumhole last night

Lad change what you Eat

Marsh.
09-05-2013, 05:16 PM
:laugh2:

Vanessa
09-05-2013, 05:17 PM
FIXED IT!

http://media.tumblr.com/0711ec6fff13d99ee875dfdb6bdc1fb1/tumblr_inline_mhykgrWKUS1qz4rgp.gif

Must of stood for about 2 minutes with the plunger, going at it. Had to take a small break as my lower back started to ache. Guess you have to go through pain for the reward.

I was totally overjoyed. Came skipping out of my bath room like a 9 year old girl on a play ground.

http://i.imgur.com/t8zvc.gif

So at first I was like:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwozuzcvbx1qdpfbb.gif

Then when the water went down I was like:

http://oi52.tinypic.com/b64lg4.jpg

Then when I flushed I was like:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/166301/the-office-dance-o.gif

Edit: My sig also described my feelings.

:joker:

Ninastar
10-05-2013, 11:52 PM
Lad change what you Eat

i had a bug

everyone at work had the same problem as me

Novo
11-05-2013, 06:06 AM
Not the best threat to click on and read when your having a Cup of tea and a Snickers bar

Ryan57
11-05-2013, 06:10 AM
Not the best threat to click on and read when your having a Cup of tea and a Snickers bar

The most entertaining though. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51H9mCZPB-L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Didn't have a poo at all yesterday. So unlike me. Maybe it was due to the horrific **** I had late the night before.

Jessica.
01-05-2014, 07:18 PM
:love:

Firewire
01-05-2014, 07:19 PM
did you really need to jessica

reece(:
01-05-2014, 07:27 PM
http://i.minus.com/ibuPOsMbqy92bZ.gif

reece(:
01-05-2014, 07:36 PM
OMG,Ugh:facepalm:
Ban needed for the poster of that vile creation

Me. I Am Salman
01-05-2014, 07:45 PM
http://s30.postimg.org/yae0y29xp/image.jpg

Samm
01-05-2014, 07:46 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y263/ruby_fire/Smilies/sicksmilie.gif

Kazanne
01-05-2014, 07:53 PM
Ban needed for the poster of that vile creation

He's just a big s**t,tbh.

Me. I Am Salman
01-05-2014, 07:54 PM
EWW there's some on the seat

reece(:
01-05-2014, 07:55 PM
He's just a big s**t,tbh.
:joker:

Benjamin
01-05-2014, 07:59 PM
EWW there's some on the seat

edit: wait that gif is banned

Marsh.
01-05-2014, 08:32 PM
i was tempted to make one for my sore bumhole last night

Lad change what you Eat

i had a bug

everyone at work had the same problem as me

Not the best threat to click on and read when your having a Cup of tea and a Snickers bar

:joker:

reece(:
01-05-2014, 08:34 PM
edit: wait that gif is banned
self clocked

Marsh.
01-05-2014, 08:37 PM
What was the gif?

Vicky.
01-05-2014, 08:38 PM
I am so glad this ghastly tale had a happy ending.

Congratulations.

reece(:
01-05-2014, 08:40 PM
What was the gif?
********

Vicky.
01-05-2014, 08:50 PM
What was the gif?

Do you really have to ask. The same crap that gets posted everywhere.

http://www.stanza.co.uk/sheep/stanza_artist-sheep.jpg

mizzy25
01-05-2014, 08:51 PM
All you needed to put down the loo was water

reece(:
01-05-2014, 08:54 PM
Do you really have to ask. The same crap that gets posted everywhere.

http://www.stanza.co.uk/sheep/stanza_artist-sheep.jpg
Ben is certainly not one of those foul creatures

Marsh.
01-05-2014, 10:07 PM
********

Do you really have to ask. The same crap that gets posted everywhere.

http://www.stanza.co.uk/sheep/stanza_artist-sheep.jpg

:joker: