LADS Pt. III

[Shaun]

i just saw this subject come up (lol) on Tumblr and it got me thinking, because it's never happened to me... but yeah...

have you ever actually HAD a wet dream?

[Jake.]

Yes? lol

[Firewire]

i haven't actually

[MTVN]

No, and I've always found it a bit surprising how some of my friends have talked about them like something everyone obviously has experienced

[Marc]

I can't recall having one, perhaps I have? I don't know :(

[Marcus.]

yes

[Jack_]

I remember when I first did sex ed and I could've sworn we were taught that EVERYONE will have one and for years I wondered (and worried) when I'd have mine

I'm not sure if it ever came though (no pun intended)...I don't know, but certainly not to the extent of puddles of cum all over my bed

[Jake.]

Never to the point of explosion, but for some reason my brain ended up waking me up just before anyway so there was hardly ever any form of mess

[lostalex]

Not that i know of. I've had plenty of sex dreams and woken up to humping the bed, but i don't think i've ever ejaculated during a sex dream. Usually the friction wakes me up. and then i finish myself off.

Maybe it's different for uncut guys though, cause they don't have the same friction problem.

[Shaun]

alright jack calm down some of us are trying to read

[Black Dagger]

Like once or twice, this was before I started like wanking though... so not since I was like 13 /revealing

[Withano]

Probably TMI

I was expecting a wet dream to be like hardcore porn starring me, but nope, it was a dream of myself wanking myself. Bull**** man. Googled it, apparently its normal. Still bull**** though. It was after about 4 weeks of not wanking, woke up instantly after jizzing... With my hands nowhere near my crotch. True story.

[lostalex]

Does it happen from actually humping the bed? or can it happen when you're on your back and there's no actual stimulus?

[Withano]

Does it happen from actually humping the bed? or can it happen when you're on your back and there's no actual stimulus?

I was laying down on my back, I think the four weeks of blueballing just gave up on itself eventually

[lostalex]

Have you guys ever seen those videos on Xtube of guys sucking off their "str8" friends while they are asleep?

I always thought they were fake. I thought how could anyone actually stay asleep while someone is fiddling you. BUt maybe it's possible? Maybe it's just like having a wet dream for them?

What do you think? Do you think those videos could be real? Or maybe they are real, but the str8 friend is just continuing to pretend to be asleep cause he doesn't want it to stop?

I'm not sure. I still think it's fake though.

[Withano]

Have you guys ever seen those videos on Xtube of guys sucking off their "str8" friends while they are asleep?

I always thought they were fake. I thought how could anyone actually stay asleep while someone is fiddling you. BUt maybe it's possible? Maybe it's just like having a wet dream for them?

What do you think? Do you think those videos could be real? Or maybe they are real, but the str8 friend is just continuing to pretend to be asleep cause he doesn't want it to stop?

I'm not sure. I still think it's fake though.

Oh good, I was worried I took the thread too far for a minute

[lostalex]

Oh good, I was worried I took the thread too far for a minute

:joker:

You can always count on me ;)

[rk3388]

Not that i know of. I've had plenty of sex dreams and woken up to humping the bed, but i don't think i've ever ejaculated during a sex dream. Usually the friction wakes me up. and then i finish myself off.

Maybe it's different for uncut guys though, cause they don't have the same friction problem.

thats not how it happens, its all about what happens in the dream, not actually moving

[billy123]

Nope never had one but i always was a great fan of thrashing the owd lad furiously it must have kept it at bay.

[Ryan57]

LMFAO at Lostalex in this thread. Truly legendary stuff.

[Jesus.]

I always thought if you got blocked up was when you were susceptible to dreams of salty moisture.

From the minute I discovered what my penis was capable of, I'm sure I've been closer to firing out salt pellets for the lack of liquid in my body, than actually needed to expel some in my sleep.

[Apple202]

are wet dreams only when you jizz

[Jesus.]

Yes.

[arista]

A poster has ticked he is a woman.

These threads
never work.

[Jesus.]

A poster has ticked he is a woman.

These threads
never work.

Karl is a butterfly. He will be whatever he damn well wants to be.

[Livia]

I'm given to understand that I've starred in a few.

[Marc]

:joker:

[arista]

Karl is a butterfly. He will be whatever he damn well wants to be.


no its the other one

[Jesus.]

no its the other one

The other what? Gay? Woman? Do they have a name?

[Jesus.]

I'm given to understand that I've starred in a few.

We'd all like to write our own reviews, but keep it believable.

[Livia]

We'd all like to write our own reviews, but keep it believable.

You have never starred in any of my dreams...

[Jesus.]

You have never starred in any of my dreams...

That's better, now that's something everyone will believe. You did make me bacon sandwiches in one of mine.

It was probably without the bacon knowing how you Jew bastards work.

[Livia]

That's better, now that's something everyone will believe. You did make me bacon sandwiches in one of mine.

It was probably without the bacon knowing how you Jew bastards work.

Said the world's most famous Jew bastard.