5 reasons why I hate JH95

[Benjamin]

1). saying J H 9 5 does not roll off the tongue swiftly and smoothly

2). He answers me back#

3). He didn't vote for me to win survivor

4). He ruins every thread with his presence.

5). He's a douchebag.


Would anyone like to add to the list?



-is jonking, actually likes Jake-

[Jake.]

All of these are untrue, remove this disgusting thread at once

[Drew.]

1). saying J H 9 5 does not roll off the tongue swiftly and smoothly

2). He answers me back#

3). He didn't vote for me to win survivor

4). He ruins every thread with his presence.

5). He's a douchebag.


-is jonking, actually likes Jake-

fgs Jake

[Benjamin]

Drew backing me up here. Cheers buddy.

[Jake.]

fgs Jake

Oh dear :laugh:

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Shaun]

-is jonking, actually likes Jake-

-is jonking-

-is jonking-

-is jonking-

[Smithy]

jonking :laugh:

[Jake.]

-is jonking-

-is jonking-

-is jonking-

Pointing out Ben's flaws, one of the reasons I like Shaun

[Ramsay]

I quite like Jake actually, he certainly tells some good jonks

[Benjamin]

How did I even hit the 'n' when l,m,j,i,o are all nearer? :suspect:

[Benjamin]

I quite like Jake actually, he certainly tells some good jonks

Don't you start. :suspect:

[Jake.]

I quite like Jake actually, he certainly tells some good jonks

Thanks, top man :worship:

How did I even hit the 'n' when l,m,j,i,o are all nearer? :suspect:

Because you're a twat?

[Benjamin]

Because you're a twat?

I am, but I'm good at it.

[Jake.]

I am, but I'm good at it.

Can't argue with that

[Ramsay]

Don't you start. :suspect:

Whatcha gonna do? infract me? ....oh wait http://hostr.co/file/970/a2WAMvfcRTUH/2pacsmiley.png

[Jake.]

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Whatcha gonna do? infract me? ....oh wait http://hostr.co/file/970/a2WAMvfcRTUH/2pacsmiley.png

No but I can get Marc, Josy or Nathan to ban you like I used to. ;)

[Jake.]

No but I can get Marc, Josy or Nathan to ban you like I used to. ;)

They don't really like you

[Ramsay]

No but I can get Marc, Josy or Nathan to ban you like I used to. ;)

I'll just bribe them with Crystal Meth like i always do ;)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

he told me to stop posting in mtm and said my face looks like something out of the chernobyl diaries

[Jake.]

he told me to stop posting in mtm and said my face looks like something out of the chernobyl diaries

The first, fair enough but the second? :suspect:

[Glenn.]

Is jonking an Australian term for masturbation? :suspect:

[Jake.]

Is jonking an Australian term for masturbation? :suspect:

If so then he's masturbating to the opinion that I'm nice...

[Ramsay]

How was this pervert ever a mod?? :bored:

[Jake.]

How was this pervert ever a mod?? :bored:

No idea :bored:

[Glenn.]

The stories josy has told me about what he used to get up to in the TiBB towers.

-shudders-

[Jake.]

:bored:

[Glenn.]

A pair of marigolds, a tin of tomato soup and a rubber chicken is all I can mention without causing forum wide nausea :bored:

[MTVN]

Indeed, Ben was actually removed from his position as part of Operation Yewtree

[Josy]

Indeed, Ben was actually removed from his position as part of Operation Yewtree

:joker::joker:

[Jake.]

I'm waiting for one of my true friends such as Raph to come in here and jump to my defence at any moment now

[Benjamin]

You're all against me. This is unacceptable and bullying.

-forms a rebel group on TiBB called the Cliquety Boos-

[Benjamin]

(Those that don't watch the apprentice won't get that)

[Jake.]

The fact that you creacted the thread in the first place is just pure victimisation

[Jake.]

(Those that don't watch the apprentice won't get that)

Well I haven't seen the latest episode, I hope to God you haven't just ruined it for me

[Benjamin]

I didn't. You hacked my account and made the thread. :bored:

And I just watched it on iplayer, it's a good ep.

[Jake.]

Your account isn't worth hacking :bored:

And I'll be watching that tomorrow evening :pipe: (although I know who goes because of ****ing DS)

[Jesus.]

Jake bullied me into doing his homework for him. Said I would never see my family again if I didn't.

[Cherie]

Indeed, Ben was actually removed from his position as part of Operation Yewtree

:laugh2:

[AnnieK]

I don't believe any of these lies....

[Jake.]

Ah well this thread flopped

[Marc]

I wish we could all get along :bawling:

[AnnieK]

I wish we could all get along :bawling:

Me too Marc....me too....the world would simpler and smell like roses and everyone would be like puppies and kittens and bunnies....

[thesheriff443]

Indeed, Ben was actually removed from his position as part of Operation Yewtree

ben will turn super grass and bring all the mods down.

[Suze]

Indeed, Ben was actually removed from his position as part of Operation Yewtree

:o :laugh2:

Jake :love:

[Jake.]

That you Suze :love:

[Marc]

That me Suze?

[AnnieK]

That who Suze?

[Jake.]

*Thank you Suze :laugh:

[Marc]

:laugh:

[Jake.]

My typing errors, another reason to add to that list of yours Ben

[Marc]

Soon to be 200 reasons

[Z]

I hate Jake because I want to be him. I hate myself.

[Jake.]

I hate Jake because I want to be him. I hate myself.

:lovedup:

[Benjamin]

I hate Jake because I want to be him. I hate myself.

I hate you too.

[Jake.]

Yeah this can just be locked now, you gave it a go Ben

[Niamh.]

Ha jonking

[Benjamin]

-hopes San Marino don't qualify for the Eurovision finals tonight-

[Benjamin]

Ha jonking

:suspect:

Don't you start either.

[Jake.]

-hopes Ben makes another **** thread that fails-

[Benjamin]

You won't have to wait long. ;)

[Jake.]

God, what have you got in the pipeline this time

[Marc]

-is jonking, actually likes Jake-

http://i39.tinypic.com/64gcwp.gif

[arista]

All of these are untrue, remove this disgusting thread at once

He can not
he is no longer staff




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