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Ryan57
21-05-2013, 12:37 PM
So you know when you're just on Youtube, minding your own business, being a good little boy/girl. Then somehow, you get onto THAT side of Youtube...

The side in which X wants Y dead. Alien spotted in Farmfoods. Kids cartoon has subliminal messages such as Spongebob wanting his arse cheeks licked. The conspiracy side basically.

Anywho...

I came across this:

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Now I'm not for one moment saying he's an alien. However, this guy doesn't half look weird. The man behind him is like, 'Don't give a toss if Obama is shot by a spud gun, just want to get home and watch some porn' whereas the bald guy infront (the alien ;)) is totally on the case. 'No one is killing Obama on my watch. Anyone attempts it, I will kill them then eat them' and is constantly looking around.

1. He does look like an alien. With that said, when I was at school a PE teacher had an alien head.

2. Suspicious how he is looking around.

3. No idea how I got onto this side of Youtube.

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Shows him for a solid 2 minutes and 30 seconds. Solid fap material if that's the sort of thing you're into.

Definitely going to have a nightmare tonight I reckon. Probably me saying I'll tell everyone about him and he'll chase after me in a bid to kill me then eat me.

Anywho...discuss. http://i.imgur.com/0IV0i9h.gif

Josy
21-05-2013, 12:40 PM
LOL

Saw this posted on another forum a while ago.

Niamh.
21-05-2013, 12:41 PM
Yes, definitely an alien

Josy
21-05-2013, 12:43 PM
There was an article debunking all these shapeshifting videos a while back, its supposedly something to do with the quality of the videos after being uploaded to the internet it distorts the pixels or something............

But yeah definitely a shapeshifting reptillian tbh :idc:

Ryan57
21-05-2013, 12:49 PM
Imagine when he goes home to his family,

Kids: 'Daddy, you've become an internet sensation.' http://i.imgur.com/0IV0i9h.gif
Dad/Alien/Bodyguard: What for?! http://i.imgur.com/edr02ov.gif

Kids: For looking like a ****ing alien. http://i.imgur.com/OareVql.gif http://i.imgur.com/mt2QO3N.gif

GiRTh
21-05-2013, 12:51 PM
He looks like the Observer in Fringe.

GypsyGoth
21-05-2013, 01:01 PM
How much more proof do we need people??!!

Marc
21-05-2013, 01:04 PM
:joker: wtf

Ryan57
21-05-2013, 01:50 PM
How much more proof do we need people??!!

Indeed. Let's all go to the White House.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/46/Raft-brixham-750pix.jpg

All aboard The Wanker Raft.

Omah
21-05-2013, 03:22 PM
What's happening? (http://www.kli.org/tlh/sounds/qaStaH.au)

:puzzled:

Niamh.
21-05-2013, 03:30 PM
Omah why do you keep posting that?

Omah
21-05-2013, 03:35 PM
Omah why do you keep posting that?

I'm shape shifting into Klingon ..... ;)

Ryan57
21-05-2013, 03:54 PM
I'm shape shifting into Klingon ..... ;)

What is Klingon? All I can think of is strap on.

MTVN
21-05-2013, 04:25 PM
Omah trying to make me download some sort of virus it looks like

Marc
21-05-2013, 04:27 PM
What's happening? (http://www.kli.org/tlh/sounds/qaStaH.au)

:puzzled:

I'm not gonna lie but wtaf is, this is creepy

Omah
21-05-2013, 04:31 PM
What is Klingon? All I can think of is strap on.

The Klingon language (tlhIngan Hol, pronounced /ˈtɬɪŋɑn xol/) is the constructed language spoken by the fictional Klingons, (tlhIngan, pronounced [ˈtɬɪŋɑn]), an alien warrior race in the Star Trek universe.

:cool:

Omah
21-05-2013, 04:36 PM
http://www.kli.org/

The Klingon Language Institute

tlhIngan maH! (http://www.kli.org/tlh/sounds/tlhInganmaH.au)

We are Klingons!

Marc
21-05-2013, 04:39 PM
Please stop.

MTVN
21-05-2013, 04:42 PM
Up the Klingons!

Marc
21-05-2013, 04:42 PM
I'll shove my foot up your Klingon if you don't stop

Ryan57
21-05-2013, 04:43 PM
I'll shove my foot up your Klingon if you don't stop

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx9ifmGWWf1r25dcg.gif