That horrible moment... [Conatins a topic some of you do not want to discuss]

[Benjamin]

...when you really need a poo and somebody is taking forever in the bathroom. They have been in there for twenty minutes and I'm struggling to hold on. I really hate this feeling. :(

[Ryan57]

YES! A POO THREAD!!! http://oi42.tinypic.com/3532y52.jpg

I am actually rather good at holding it in. Once held a poo in for eight hours.

[Black Dagger]

'Oooh more poo threads, just what TIBB needs' said nobody.

[Benjamin]

Not one of my fave topics, I'm not Marc. But it's horrible.

[Ryan57]

'Oooh more poo threads, just what TIBB needs' said Ryan.

Fixed.

[Benjamin]

Yes, Finally. That feels so much better.

[Lee.]

Oh for ****s sake!!

[MTVN]

I am one of the people who makes people wait ages, always take the newspaper in with me and have a good read

[Jesus.]

If someone has been making me wait a long time to use the toilet, I wouldn't be in a rush to follow them in.

[lostalex]

yea, more common problem for me, need to piss, go to starbucks, homeless person is taking a shower in the sink.

[Lee.]

yea, more common problem for me, need to piss, go to starbucks, homeless person is taking a shower in the sink.

:joker:

[Marc]

I hate it, I sometimes have to lie down and pray

[Vicky.]

Whats much worse is when you have a dodgy tummy and are out somewhere. When you have to go NOW but theres no toilets for miles around. And you end up waddling as fast as you can with that moment of dread just hanging there. Then you finally reach a toilet and theres a queue.

[Marc]

Whats much worse is when you have a dodgy tummy and are out somewhere. When you have to go NOW but theres no toilets for miles around. And you end up waddling as fast as you can with that moment of dread just hanging there. Then you finally reach a toilet and theres a queue.

You should politely ask whether anybody ahead of you in the queue is needing just a wee or a poo. Poo holds priority

[Vicky.]

You should politely ask whether anybody ahead of you in the queue is needing just a wee or a poo. Poo holds priority

I doubt someone about to pee themselves would agree with that. They dont care if you crap yourself..

I would rather pee and let someone **** themselves than allow them to **** and pee myself :laugh:

[GiRTh]

Squeeze out a few well controlled farts and I'm good to go. Don't need the toilet anymore.

[Marc]

But what if they're just there waiting, not desperate. Those people should step aside

[Ryan57]

Squeeze out a few well controlled farts and I'm good to go. Don't need the toilet anymore.

I do this. However, also still need the toilet.

Very disappointed in many of you not being able to hold on to it. Try eight hours, like I said. :suspect:

[Marc]

Why did you have to hold it in for 8 hours?!

[Ryan57]

Why did you have to hold it in for 8 hours?!

Toilet had broken. Even had to shower, whilst holding it in. Taking your clothes off, whilst needing a ****, and also water being near you is a worrying situation.

[Marc]

S*** in the sink

[GiRTh]

Toilet had broken. Even had to shower, whilst holding it in. Taking your clothes off, whilst needing a ****, and also water being near you is a worrying situation.That sounds a nightmare.

[Ryan57]

That sounds a nightmare.

It basically was. I often hold it for a short while tbh. I tend to go when I want to go, not when my bowl does.

[Marc]

Also why didn't you just go next door or something and ask to use their toilet

[Ryan57]

Also why didn't you just go next door or something and ask to use their toilet

I'm one of those who prefers to poo in their own toilet and not other's. No place like home, as they say. Add to that the comfort of having the radio on.

[Marc]

But surely just once you could have made an exception to that rule. I mean 8 hours..

[Vicky.]

I would have just done it in the garden tbh. No way would I hold a poo in for 8 hours :joker:

[Ryan57]

But surely just once you could have made an exception to that rule. I mean 8 hours..

I guess, in a way, I got freakish pleasure out of seeing how long I could hold it in for. Basically was a spring board for all future times I wish to hold it in.

But also, I do prefer to poo in my own loo. Add to that I've managed to hold poo in before.

I would have just done it in the garden tbh. No way would I hold a poo in for 8 hours :joker:

Issue there is the then next door neighbour was a smoker. Often goes onto the yard to smoke. The awkwardness every time I would see him in future would be torrid.

[Marc]

Must have stunk when you eventually went.

[GiRTh]

Must have stunk when you eventually went.Lovely.:spin:

[Vicky.]

Issue there is the then next door neighbour was a smoker. Often goes onto the yard to smoke. The awkwardness every time I would see him in future would be torrid.

Hmm..spy on him and go right after he goes back in after his ciggie? :amazed:

[Vicky.]

A :amazed: smiley in a thread about faeces. New depths reached.

[Jesus.]

I would have just done it in the garden tbh. No way would I hold a poo in for 8 hours :joker:

Take the girl out of Newcastle....

[Ryan57]

Must have stunk when you eventually went.

My poo smells like strawberries and cream.

[Cherie]

'Oooh more poo threads, just what TIBB needs' said nobody.

:laugh:

[Niamh.]

A :amazed: smiley in a thread about faeces. New depths reached.

:laugh2:

[Livia]

This is, quite literally, a sh1t thread.

[thesheriff443]

people are full of sh*t on here:joker:

[Marcus.]

oh my stars

[Ryan57]

I have had horrible moments where I have to go. Mostly I can hold it in but sometimes you get those crafy s h i t s.

[Vanessa]

I usually can hold it. :hugesmile:

[Vanessa]

:joker::joker::joker:

[Apple202]

seriously can these threads not just be merged?

[Ryan57]

:joker::joker::joker:

Deleted it because I wasn't sure if you'd get what I mean. :p

seriously can these threads not just be merged?

Why is that Apple? Talk to me... what is the problem? Can you not deal with feces?

[Jesus.]

Apple speaking sense. Wtf is wrong with the world?

[Vanessa]

Deleted it because I wasn't sure if you'd get what I mean. :p



Why is that Apple? Talk to me... what is the problem? Can you not deal with feces?

I just laughed, because i remembered that scene. :joker:

[Ryan57]

I just laughed, because i remembered that scene. :joker:

Total legend. :worship:

My favourite soap character ever.

[Benjamin]

seriously can these threads not just be merged?

Why does it piss you off. Here's a suggestion, don't bother coming in if it does. This section is CHAT and games.

[Niamh.]

Why does it piss you off. Here's a suggestion, don't bother coming in if it does. This section is CHAT and games.

SHAT and games, more like :idc:

[Vanessa]

Sometimes it's nice to have some light hearted threads. :hugesmile:

[Jesus.]

SHAT and games, more like :idc:

Scat & games.

[Ryan57]

Why does it piss you off. Here's a suggestion, don't bother coming in if it does. This section is CHAT and games.

You tell him/her, sister.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbn79eAy391r6wxbho1_250.gif

[Niamh.]

Scat & games.

:laugh:

[Apple202]

Why does it piss you off. Here's a suggestion, don't bother coming in if it does. This section is CHAT and games.

It's not Completely Unfunny Spam and Games though is it?

[Shaun]

oh yay, another thread

[Ryan57]

It's not Completely Unfunny Spam and Games though is it?

Calm down, Apple. Do you have constipation troubles? Is that why you dislike these threads?

[Marcus.]

It's not Completely Unfunny Spam and Games though is it?

:joker:

[Benjamin]

It's not Completely Unfunny Spam and Games though is it?

Why you posting then?

[Apple202]

So that it can stop :spin:

[Vanessa]

But if you don't like a thread surely it makes more sense not to post in it? :shrug:

[Ryan57]

Apple making feelings known:

http://wamu.org/sites/wamu.org/files/styles/headline_landscape/public/images/attach/10.04.11news-francis-occupydc-1-edit.jpg

[Marcus.]

its a laugh apple

[Marcus.]

But if you don't like a thread surely it makes more sense not to post in it? :shrug:

aye ness

[Jordan.]

tbf whenever apple makes a spammy thread in C&G it get's closed/deleted...

[Apple202]

But if you don't like a thread surely it makes more sense not to post in it? :shrug:

No, because if I don't moan about it then there's going to just be even more spammy threads

[Ryan57]

No, because if I don't moan about it then there's going to just be even more spammy threads

Lulz, feel like making five feces threads now.

[Vanessa]

No, because if I don't moan about it then there's going to just be even more spammy threads

It's just a bit of fun, Apple. No harm intended. There are so many serious threads already. :hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

No, because if I don't moan about it then there's going to just be even more spammy threads

but apple
its a fun chat

[arista]

Oh for ****s sake!!


Yes Lee he keeps putting TIBB in a Dirty Gutter

[Livia]

Ryan... nothing personal, I'm sure you're a nice guy and all that... but no more sh1t and wanking threads for me, thanks. If you ever talk about anything else (and get rid of that super-annoying sig) drop me a PM and I'll take you off ignore.

[Ryan57]

Ryan... nothing personal, I'm sure you're a nice guy and all that... but no more sh1t and wanking threads for me, thanks. If you ever talk about anything else (and get rid of that super-annoying sig) drop me a PM and I'll take you off ignore.

http://indiestatik.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Laughing-Thunderbirds.gif

Have never made a wanking thread, by the way. :joker:

[Benjamin]

I actually didn't realize we had that many poo threads. :suspect:

I honestly was just waiting for so long to go to the toilet this afternoon and it was getting unbearable.

[Jake.]

SHAT and games, more like :idc:

Boom!

[Vanessa]

http://indiestatik.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Laughing-Thunderbirds.gif

Have never made a wanking thread, by the way. :joker:

You should make one! :joker:

[Marc]

Tbh I put it in the thread title so why are people even opening the thread.

[GiRTh]

Just for the record, I have no issues with threads on sh1t and wanking. So keep 'em coming. In fact, make a thread on that. Call it 'are facial demeaning?'

[Ryan57]

You should make one! :joker:

I can assure, if I did, it'd match the level of detail my s h i t thread did. If I'm doing something, it has to be thorough. :evilgrin:

[Marc]

tbf whenever apple makes a spammy thread in C&G it get's closed/deleted...

Making pointless polls with the exact same three answers and questioning how arista types should be closed. At least this thread allows for discussion.

[Marcus.]

oh love the title

[Vicky.]

oh love the title

Why did you change the title marcus? :suspect:

[Apple202]

Making pointless polls with the exact same three answers and questioning how arista types should be closed. At least this thread allows for discussion.

No it doesn't its just 'ha poo hehehhehhe :elephant::hugesmile:' 'OMG poo!!!!' 'hey guys POO :joker::joker:'

you're not 4, right?

[Benjamin]

This wasn't a hahaha poo thread, this was actually about that feeling when you have to hold it.

[Marc]

No it doesn't its just 'ha poo hehehhehhe :elephant::hugesmile:' 'OMG poo!!!!' 'hey guys POO :joker::joker:'

you're not 4, right?

People have shared their experiences actually

So your point is invalid :elephant:

[Marcus.]

No it doesn't its just 'ha poo hehehhehhe :elephant::hugesmile:' 'OMG poo!!!!' 'hey guys POO :joker::joker:'

you're not 4, right?

But its a joke

Why did you change the title marcus? :suspect:

I would not do anything of the kind vicky

[Ryan57]

No it doesn't its just 'ha poo hehehhehhe :elephant::hugesmile:' 'OMG poo!!!!' 'hey guys POO :joker::joker:'

you're not 4, right?

Yet you view the thread every time...

[Vanessa]

I like threads like these. They're fun. We all could do with a laugh sometimes. Life is serious enough already.

[Benjamin]

As if we are arguing about poo. :joker:

[Marcus.]

I like threads like these. They're fun. We all could do with a laugh sometimes. Life is serious enough already.

aye ness

[Apple202]

People have shared their experiences actually

So your point is invalid :elephant:

People shared their views in the Arista thread too, so I guess that invalidates your point too :hugesmile::elephant:

[Ryan57]

I like threads like these. They're fun. We all could do with a laugh sometimes. Life is serious enough already.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oszHjFowU7o/UWqZhIZINuI/AAAAAAAAAE4/UbPLapdXQcQ/s1600/walking-on-eggshells-md-new.jpg

Bit like this with Apple.

[Apple202]

I like threads like these. They're fun. We all could do with a laugh sometimes. Life is serious enough already.

We dont need a thread about poo every single day

[Marcus.]

We dont need a thread about poo every single day

but its a joke apple

[Vanessa]

We dont need a thread about poo every single day

True, but sometimes is ok. :hugesmile:

[Apple202]

True, but sometimes is ok. :hugesmile:

Exactly, I wouldnt care if it was once in a while, but not each and every day. It's tedious :sleep:

but its a joke apple

It got old

[Marcus.]

It got old

well apple do not go on the thread and let them have there fun

[Marc]

People shared their views in the Arista thread too, so I guess that invalidates your point too :hugesmile::elephant:

This thread doesn't offend anybody specifically. So read the rules?

[Apple202]

well apple do not go on the thread and let them have there fun

No cos they're spamming the forum with their 'fun' :spin:

[Marc]

Apple you could view it, not like it and then not post if that's not too difficult for you to do?

There are plenty of threads that people view and don't reply to.

[Apple202]

This thread doesn't offend anybody specifically. So read the rules?

Mine wasn't offensive, it was a valid question about a member after a 'MOD' posted a similar thing the day before :)

[Marcus.]

Apple you could view it, not like it and then not post if that's not too difficult for you to do?

There are plenty of threads that people view and don't reply to.

hear hear marc

[Vicky.]

Yes..I believe the arista thread was my fault :p

[Marc]

Mine wasn't offensive, it was a valid question about a member after a 'MOD' posted a similar thing the day before :)

But making a thread directly about somebody is specific targeting by another member. Especially when arista wouldn't have given you permission to do so.

[Apple202]

Apple you could view it, not like it and then not post if that's not too difficult for you to do?

There are plenty of threads that people view and don't reply to.

No because this is a forum and I would rather make my opinion known

[Niamh.]

Mine wasn't offensive, it was a valid question about a member after a 'MOD' posted a similar thing the day before :)

Apple please stop trying to cause an argument. If you don't like the thread don't post in it. It's not rocket science.

[Marc]

Exactly what Niamh has said (and me) if you don't want to see this stuff then don't reply to it. Close the tab. Move on and stop whinging

[Marc]

Because unfortunately it got caught up in some stuff.

Ben how long do you usually hold it in?

[Benjamin]

Can I just say Apple made a fair comment about it being spammy?

Ok it's chat and games and any activity is good activity, but how many ****ing threads do we need to have on poo, like seriously?

I was going to post this 45 minutes ago, but I needed to catch a bus.

Okay now I'm getting annoyed. I have never made a poo thread (I even mentioned it is not my topic of choice to discuss in my second post) but the feeling is one of the worst feelings to endure. Especially when it is for a prolonged period of time.

There are plenty of threads on here that annoy me or bore me, so I don't go back into them. Why is that so hard to do?

It's not like I'm spamming about poo because I love it or because I find it fun/funny.

[Jake.]

:worship: let us rejoice and dance in poo

[Niamh.]

:worship: let us rejoice and dance in poo

:laugh2:

[Jesus.]

FE0XcdM22Yo

[Jake.]

When I went to disney world we went to one of the parks, and I really needed to go. I won't go in public places, and it was beyond the point of being painful. Every ride and loop was a danger zone.

[Shaun]

lucas, apple [2]

[Benjamin]

lucas, apple [2]

Well then you three don't need to keep coming then do you? Easy.

[Niamh.]

Well then you three don't need to keep coming then do you? Easy.

[2]

[Jake.]

Well then you three don't need to keep coming then do you? Easy.

[poo]

[Benjamin]

When I went to disney world we went to one of the parks, and I really needed to go. I won't go in public places, and it was beyond the point of being painful. Every ride and loop was a danger zone.

It can actually be dangerous if you hold it in for too long.

[Niamh.]

[poo]

:laugh2:

[Jake.]

It can actually be dangerous if you hold it in for too long.

Well I thankfully survived the ordeal unharmed

[Lee.]

Arguing about thread content? Really??

**** me!! Get interesting

[Marc]

Some people are touchy about poop :sad:

[Niamh.]

Arguing about thread content? Really??

**** me!! Get interesting

:love:

[thesheriff443]

this thread causing a stink!

[Shaun]

sheriff can you not say that please, it goes against god

oh sorry i mean ben

[Benjamin]

Okay, can we close this thread before more of us get infracted? I didn't intend for this thread to cause trouble.

[Black Dagger]

-lol-

[Jack_]

I don't actually object to this thread...or any thread in Chat & Games for that matter, whether it's about sh*t or arista, just let it be.

But deleting posts and infracting people for disagreeing with it? I mean...really?

[Benjamin]

sheriff can you not say that please, it goes against god

oh sorry i mean ben

And oi. How uncalled for. What have I done to you? Get off that high horse of yours.

[Niamh.]

Sure thing God