Okay...

[Benjamin]

...some guy just offered me 100 pounds (I still can't find the pound sign btw) to film an hours worth of bondage with him. :suspect:

[Kazanne]

...some guy just offered me 100 pounds (I still can't find the pound sign btw) to film an hours worth of bondage with him. :suspect:

get in there,we need pix too:hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

Was it Scott?

[Vanessa]

:eek: Kinky! :amazed::evilgrin:

[Vicky.]

I'll give you 200

[Niamh.]

I'll give you 200

:laugh2:

[Benjamin]

No it wasn't Scott. :joker:

[Benjamin]

The worst thing was, for a brief moment I was tempted to say yes. :blush:

[Niamh.]

So are you going to do it?

[Ryan57]

I said £100 for an hour and a half.

[Benjamin]

No, I am bloody well not. If it was 500 I may consider it more.

[Vanessa]

The worst thing was, for a brief moment I was tempted to say yes. :blush:

Is it a stranger? In that case not a good idea. :shocked:

[Black Dagger]

Are you participating in it, or just filming it?

[Benjamin]

Yes a stranger and yes participating. He wanted to dominate me.

[Vanessa]

Yes a stranger and yes participating. He wanted to dominate me.

:evilgrin:

[Livia]

I'm going £300.

Okay £400 but I'm the one who gets the thrashing.

[Niamh.]

Yes a stranger and yes participating. He wanted to dominate me.

lol, where did you meet this guy?

[Ryan57]

You do it. I'll film it. This will go viral.

[Vanessa]

:laugh:

[Ryan57]

Did you ask what tools he'd use? Don't want to be tied up and he grabs a hammer.

[Marcus.]

oh my stars

[Jack_]

Yeah I'd have said £500 would be a fair deal. £100 is a bit cheap

[AnnieK]

£100??? Cheapskate...tell him to bugger off until he offers you much more than a hundred

[Benjamin]

I repeat, I will not be doing it, just had to share this encounter with you all as it came out of nowhere.

[Apple202]

lmfao do it

[Livia]

£100??? Cheapskate...tell him to bugger off until he offers you much more than a hundred

Don't base everyone's rates on your own extortionate rates, Annie...

[Vanessa]

Tell him £ 500, final offer. :joker:

[Marcus.]

Tell him £ 500, final offer. :joker:

:joker:

[Ryan57]

lmfao do it

Poo threads you dislike. Possibly, getting absolutely mauled by a stranger, not so bad?

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003178973/225857920_makes_sense_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg

[Apple202]

At least this thread isnt repeating the same old **** as all the others

[Benjamin]

Pun intended? :laugh:

[Niamh.]

Boom!

[Vanessa]

I would never agree to let a stranger tie me up. What if he's a serial killer? :eek:

[Ryan57]

At least this thread isnt repeating the same old **** as all the others

Wrong. The other poo threads, recently at least, haven't been about holding it in.

I'll go make a thread on bondage then saying I fapped to some bondage porn, then smashed my dick with a brick as I was about to ejaculate, to make it seem real.

Would there be an issue of duplication then?

[Black Dagger]

Yes a stranger and yes participating. He wanted to dominate me.

Oh well get on with it then, who cares if he wants to stomp on your balls for an hour or whatever they do, you are getting paid :hmph:

[Jack_]

I think we need some threads on cum tbh

Scott?

[Apple202]

(and yes pun intended lol)

[Ryan57]

I think we need some threads on cum tbh

Scott?

I saw a picture of a turd and cum yesterday. Does that count for making a thread on the subject of cum?

[Livia]

I think we need some threads on cum tbh

Scott?

Jack! LOL... You're usually so passionate and serious... that actually made me blurt out laughing.

[Vicky.]

£500 then charge us £50 each to watch it.

Easy grand right there.

[Black Dagger]

I think Scott came over that picture you posted in MTM, Jack_ there is cum covered xo.

[Benjamin]

I think we need some threads on cum tbh

Scott?

:joker:


That comment alone has just seen your odds in ML improve.

[Vicky.]

At least this thread isnt repeating the same old **** as all the others

(and yes pun intended lol)

:joker:

[Ryan57]

£500 then charge us £50 each to watch it.

Easy grand right there.

Only paying £50 if it's 3D.

[AnnieK]

Don't base everyone's rates on your own extortionate rates, Annie...

I worked my way up Livia....just giving Ben the wisdom of my experience!!!

[Livia]

£500 then charge us £50 each to watch it.

Easy grand right there.

£50 to watch Ben get tied up and abused.

Okay you're on.

[Benjamin]

£500 then charge us £50 each to watch it.

Easy grand right there.

We know what happened last time. :(

[Livia]

We don't know. What happened?

[Vanessa]

I really want to watch this now. Get it done, Ben! :amazed::evilgrin:

[Niamh.]

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/25/049c34e5fc7d51488fa1deb01dba490b/l.jpg

[Benjamin]

I'll let Vicky tell you.

[Benjamin]

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/25/049c34e5fc7d51488fa1deb01dba490b/l.jpg

LOL, that bloody picture of me. I swear you have saved this and use this at any opportunity you can. :laugh:

[Ryan57]

I'll let Vicky tell you.

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2571927616/mmb9qajq9swpi8xxy76a.jpeg

[Vicky.]

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/25/049c34e5fc7d51488fa1deb01dba490b/l.jpg

:love:

[Vanessa]

LOL, that bloody picture of me. I swear you have saved this and use this at any opportunity you can. :laugh:

Is that you, Ben? Nice! :amazed::wink:

[Niamh.]

LOL, that bloody picture of me. I swear you have saved this and use this at any opportunity you can. :laugh:

It's my wallpaper on my computer :idc:










*That's a joke, I haven't saved anyones pictures. Terms and Conditions apply*

[Livia]

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/25/049c34e5fc7d51488fa1deb01dba490b/l.jpg

Officer Ben. Ask me to come quietly... go on...

[Benjamin]

Livia, cum quietly.

[Niamh.]

:laugh2:

[Livia]

Yeah, I'm a screamer unfortunately. And a biter.

[Vicky.]

Yeah, I'm a screamer unfortunately. And a biter.

Hmm.

Making me question my sexuality here a little

Rare to find men that bite

[Vanessa]

Come here, Ben! :evilgrin:http://images.forplaycatalog.com/product_images/596003.jpg

[Benjamin]

Hmm.

Making me question my sexuality here a little

Rare to find men that bite

Well we know where I stand on that, and I have fangs. ;)

[Jack_]

I saw a picture of a turd and cum yesterday. Does that count for making a thread on the subject of cum?

Go for it

Jack! LOL... You're usually so passionate and serious... that actually made me blurt out laughing.

:joker:

A bit of cum always brightens up the day eh

I think Scott came over that picture you posted in MTM, Jack_ there is cum covered xo.

Well I'm flattered :blush2:

:joker:


That comment alone has just seen your odds in ML improve.

Why thank you :angel:

[Vicky.]

Well we know where I stand on that, and I have fangs. ;)

**** off. You are no good for me are you? I cannot sprout a penis no matter how hard I try :bored:

[Smithy]

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/grandpa-simpson-gif.gif

[Vanessa]

**** off. You are no good for me are you? I cannot sprout a penis no matter how hard I try :bored:

:joker:

[Jesus.]

If you partake in any activity that requires a safe word, just don't.

[Benjamin]

**** off. You are no good for me are you? I cannot sprout a penis no matter how hard I try :bored:

I know, I just like to tease. ;)

[Glenn.]

Ben you promised this would stay between you and me. I feel humiliated

-runs away with head in hands sobbing hysterically-

[Vanessa]

Ben you promised this would stay between you and me. I feel humiliated

-runs away with head in hands sobbing hysterically-

:laugh2:

[Benjamin]

Ben you promised this would stay between you and me. I feel humiliated

-runs away with head in hands sobbing hysterically-

You cheap little man only offering 100.

[Ramsay]

The fact he asked you in the middle of the day makes it 10x better :laugh:

[Z]

I once got asked by a man if I would be interested in having a sexual encounter with him involving wearing fleeces when I was in a club. Normally if I got propositioned like that I'd be really offended but that was just so ludicrous I laughed in his face and walked away. :laugh2:

[Marc]

You broke my heart that night Greg

[Z]

You broke my heart that night Greg

I am not letting you poo on my Berghaus fleece!!!!

[Benjamin]

I once got asked by a man if I would be interested in having a sexual encounter with him involving wearing fleeces when I was in a club. Normally if I got propositioned like that I'd be really offended but that was just so ludicrous I laughed in his face and walked away. :laugh2:

Fleeces? Where were you, Norway?

[Z]

Fleeces? Where were you, Norway?

Meh, Scotland, close enough.

[Z]

He was really normal looking as well. Fair enough if you don't ask, you'd never get anywhere, but it was just so random :laugh2:

[Benjamin]

God love random people. Do you know what I've always wanted to do? I want to go speed dating and then just pretend to be a weirdo to every person I meet and say **** like I collect circumcised foreskin and have over 430, I often watch people through their windows etc. etc.

[Z]

God love random people. Do you know what I've always wanted to do? I want to go speed dating and then just pretend to be a weirdo to every person I meet and say **** , like I like to collect circumcised foreskin and have over 430, I often watch people through their windows etc. etc.

:laugh: That'd be fun. You know when you're on a first date and you go into it being like "I'm going to talk about all these things that make me seem like an interesting person" and then you're like "wait, I need to mention the fact I've had relationships in the past, just so they know I am lovable and I'm not some weird cat person" and then you go home alone and cry into your cat's soft fur until you fall asleep at 4am feeling bitter and more alone than you ever have?

I forgot what I was saying before I remembered how single I am :(

[Benjamin]

:joker:

We'll own some cats together.

[Z]

:joker:

We'll own some cats together.

:love:

[Kizzy]

You would honestly let someone tie you up? Ben you are too trusting! he might kill you and eat you!

[Marc]

I am not letting you poo on my Berghaus fleece!!!!

No no no I want you to poo on me!

[Z]

No no no I want you to poo on me!

:suspect: For how many ML points? I'll give you 4 but my limit is 9

[Benjamin]

You would honestly let someone tie you up? Ben you are too trusting! he might kill you and eat you!

I am not doing it. :laugh:

[Z]

I am not doing it. :laugh:

Being propositioned is so weird. I think the act of being propositioned puts me off the request more than the actual request itself. I think if someone spoke to me normally for an evening and then asked if I'd be up for doing something a bit out there I'd probably consider far more than just someone being like "LOL HAVE MONEY, ARE YOU DOWN TO CLOWN?????" Gross. Same goes for dating, I would never try and sleep with someone on the first date or sleep with someone the first time we hung out if I wanted it to go anywhere...

[Marsh.]

I am not letting you poo on my Berghaus fleece!!!!

God love random people. Do you know what I've always wanted to do? I want to go speed dating and then just pretend to be a weirdo to every person I meet and say **** like I collect circumcised foreskin and have over 430, I often watch people through their windows etc. etc.

:laugh2:

[Benjamin]

Being propositioned is so weird. I think the act of being propositioned puts me off the request more than the actual request itself. I think if someone spoke to me normally for an evening and then asked if I'd be up for doing something a bit out there I'd probably consider far more than just someone being like "LOL HAVE MONEY, ARE YOU DOWN TO CLOWN?????" Gross. Same goes for dating, I would never try and sleep with someone on the first date or sleep with someone the first time we hung out if I wanted it to go anywhere...

Yeah I'm the same with dating but it usually goes out the window half the time and I end up with a penis in my mouth.

[Marsh.]

Poor Ben. :sad:

http://2.bestmoviesevernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dadddy-loves-a-ball-gag-in-mouth-fifty-shades-grey.jpg

[Z]

Yeah I'm the same with dating but it usually goes out the window half the time and I end up with a penis in my mouth.

:laugh2:

Could be worse, could catch crabs without sleeping with anyone... :bored:

[Benjamin]

:joker:

Aww, Greg. :love:

[Marsh.]

:laugh: Sharing towels?

[Shaun]

what did he look like

[Z]

:laugh: Sharing towels?

I've narrowed it down to either when I was trying on jeans in Next or someone with crabs using a hand towel I used as well and just being extremely unlucky; but because they were up and down my legs I think it was the jeans thing. :(

[Marsh.]

Urgh, sounds awful. Getting something like that is one thing, but it's another when you didn't get sex out of it.

[Z]

Urgh, sounds awful. Getting something like that is one thing, but it's another when you didn't get sex out of it.

Then, the next time I did get any action, I got scabies. :laugh2:

[Kizzy]

Yeah I'm the same with dating but it usually goes out the window half the time and I end up with a penis in my mouth.

That's why you're single ben you're too easy.... :idc:

[Marsh.]

:laugh2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i would have done it for free tbh

[Benjamin]

You probably would have given them money. :idc:

[lostalex]

100 dollars to do S&M porn? That's insulting. People usually make like 5 grand for that kind of thing.