Beards - a thread for men......and Lee.

[Jesus.]

Any of you guys out there beard wearers? There have been times when I thought I'd grow one but after about 3 or 4 days, felt like ripping my skin off with itchiness.

Has anyone grown a full beard, and is that itchiness something you have to battle through?

Also the little random hairs that feel different to the rest, but feel heavenly when you manage to locate it and pull it out in all it's glory with a little wax attached to the bottom. How great are they?

[Niamh.]

Jesus talking about beards lol, what next? A thread about your love of sandals??

[Jesus.]

That's a bit vicious Niamh. Not sure I like being personally attacked like that.

[Marc]

When I get really lazy I let it grow and it looks awful and itches and I hate it but I can't be arsed to shave it off.

Mine doesn't grow that fast, possibly a week per shave. Lucky really cos it's boring and annoying to shave

[Niamh.]

I was eagerly anticipating it tbh jesus, so touchy

[Lee.]

I don't shave... It's not very feminine. I wax my moustache and pluck my beard

[Vanessa]

:laugh:

[Jesus.]

Also, I have ginger flecks in mine, which is disturbing. If you're a full ginger, then people know what to expect from your facial hair, but I feel like I'm hiding something.

[GiRTh]

I cant stand shaving so I usually have some kind of beard growing.

This threads a bit sexist IMO. I know some women who can grow a better beard than most men. I bet there are a few on this forum.

[Niamh.]

Also, I have ginger flecks in mine, which is disturbing. If you're a full ginger, then people know what to expect from your facial hair, but I feel like I'm hiding something.

Lot of non ginger men get bits of ginger in there beard, Gav does as well.

[Jesus.]

Lot of non ginger men get bits of ginger in there beard, Gav does as well.

It's the ginger gene. Your children must have red hair then? You are definitely a carrier, and 2 carriers of the ginger gene = guaranteed ginger.

One of my sisters is married to an Italian guy. He has olive skin, and covered in really thick, black hair, but they have pale, ginger daughters.

[Niamh.]

It's the ginger gene. Your children must have red hair then? You are definitely a carrier, and 2 carriers of the ginger gene = guaranteed ginger.

One of my sisters is married to an Italian guy. He has olive skin, and covered in really thick, black hair, but they have pale, ginger daughters.

No neither of my kids are ginger, they're both blonde

[Livia]

I cant stand shaving so I usually have some kind of beard growing.

This threads a bit sexist IMO. I know some women who can grow a better beard than most men. I bet there are a few on this forum.

Single man, are you, G? You and Jesus have a lot in common LOL...

[Jesus.]

You want us both?

[Livia]

You want us both?

I have nothing that needs painting and I can cut my own grass.

[Jesus.]

I have nothing that needs painting and I can cut my own grass.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bX5wlGlDIQs/T4YSYW3jDuI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/Qm4UydKRYaQ/s1600/mick-mccarthy.gif

[Livia]

... and Jake has 54 condoms.

[Niamh.]

http://i.imgur.com/RUE2Fam.gif

[Jesus.]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maqf7xtMDf1qlntvd.gif

[Scarlett.]

When I get really lazy I let it grow and it looks awful and itches and I hate it but I can't be arsed to shave it off.

Mine doesn't grow that fast, possibly a week per shave. Lucky really cos it's boring and annoying to shave

A week per shave? Lucky bugger.

[Roy Mars III]

I am a lifetime member of the full beard club

[Withano]

I shave when it grows off my face, mine also turns a bit ginger but the sun does that to my head hair too.

[Brother Leon]

Need to maintain one all the time otherwise I look too young lol

[Marc]

Also, I have ginger flecks in mine, which is disturbing. If you're a full ginger, then people know what to expect from your facial hair, but I feel like I'm hiding something.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq9zmzFrce1r1kj9oo1_500.gif

[Wildcat!]

I cant grow a beard! :( The most I get is a dodgy goatee, and couple of patches on my cheeks, looks hideous! :(

[Z]

I have to shave regularly, my facial hair grows so quickly. Usually I just use my beard trimmer every few days, then roughly once a week I'll shave my neck and tidy up the hair on my face and sometimes I get so annoyed it at all I'll do a clean shave and start all over again. I just did a bit of a tidy up just now. Facial hair gets itchy and uncomfortable after a while, but I'm happy I can grow it... I think it would be annoying not having the option.

[Ryan57]

I have let it grow before but I looked like David De Gea. That was partly my inspiration.

http://www.theoffside.com/files/2011/09/David-de-Gea-Manchester-U-007.jpg

[Marcus.]

i have to shave it off when it on my face

[Jesus.]

i have to shave it off when it on my face

Wise words, dear leader.

[Marsh.]

Shave every other day.

I don't mind a little stubble but as it gets longer, it just makes me feel grubby.