Britain's Got Talent 7:30PM Tonight (Semi Final #2)

[Marc]

Tonight's Lineup (according to Wiki)

Modupé Obasola - Singer
Meat Diva - Caberet singers
MckNasty - Drummer/DJ
MD Dancers - Dance troupe
Gabz Gardiner - Rapper
Jack and Cormac - Singers
Jack Carroll - Comedian
Martin & Marielle - Dancers
Alice Fredenham - Singer

Tough one tonight

[Marc]

and 9:30PM

[Jack_]

Why was arista's post deleted? :suspect:

[Jack_]

Alice, Jack and Gabz will be the top three. But I'd like Jack and Cormac to be in there too.

[Marc]

arista deleted it, I don't know why :laugh:

why are you so nosey :suspect:

[Black Dagger]

Urgh, Jack isn't even funny, but pretty sure he'll make the final, if they have to have another singer I'd much rather it be Modupe than Alice, Alice is horrid.

[Marc]

Aww poor Jack

[Black Dagger]

Jack_ however is HILARIOUS :lovedup:

[Ryan57]

Will watch it tomorrow just to see what Jack was like. Hopefully his material isn't all about the same subject, like at his audition. Got old... quickly. :idc:

Didn't find him all that funny at his audition though.

[arista]

Why was arista's post deleted? :suspect:


I felt no need for it
as Marc did the same.


So I Deleted it

[EddyEagal]

J-Lo is also performing tonight. Ellie Goulding and J-Lo back to back, not bad.

[Alf]

I can't see the winner coming from this heat, it doesn't look the strongest.

However it makes it an open heat were there's quite a few in with a chance.

I'd expect Alice is probably favourite, if Jack Carroll's material is good I think he'll get through, and I think Jack and Cormac, Martin and Marielle and Gabz are all in with a shot.

Hopefully the best two acts on the night (whether they're singers or not) get through, just like last night.

[arista]

The Apprentice on BBC1HD at 9PM moved to tuesday (tonight)
as tomorrow is the Football Live and No BGT on ITV.

This is them going to Dubai


Bloody Sneak BBC

[Marcus.]

nearly all singers and dancers

[Alf]

The Apprentice on BBC1HD at 9PM moved to tuesday (tonight)
as tomorrow is the Football Live and No BGT on ITV.

This is them going to Dubai


Bloody Sneak BBC
Thanks for that Arista, I'd have probably missed that

[Marcus.]

i am rec the anprenntice

[arista]

i am recording the apprentice


Yes thats one way.

I will have BBC1HD on my SkyHD & 3D 32"
and ITV1HD on my VirginHD 26"

I will pause the ITV if I have trouble with 2 TVs with good action
its only 28mins. From 9:30PM

[hotleggs]

Alice, Jack and Gabz will be the top three. But I'd like Jack and Cormac to be in there too.

Get a grip Jack and Cormac cant even sing there rubbish

[hotleggs]

What day is the shadow people on ?

[Jack_]

Get a grip Jack and Cormac cant even sing there rubbish

*can't
*they're

[Headie]

Want:
Modupé Obasola - Singer
MckNasty - Drummer/DJ
Martin & Marielle - Dancers

Think:
Gabz Gardiner - Rapper (or) Martin & Marielle - Dancers
Jack Carroll - Comedian
Alice Fredenham - Singer

Then again, it all depends on the performance order. For example, if Band of Voices had been shown as the last act yesterday instead of Richard + Adam, then they would've probably topped the votes. I'm hoping Modupe gets a sneaky little closing show performance so that she can get some votes.

[hotleggs]

If jack and Cormac get through then the show is a shame this is Britain's got talent not Irelands got talent

[Brother Leon]

Weak heat this.

[Jords]

Looks like another poor show.

Martin & Marielle plz

[Iceman]

First time I've watched this year

[Iceman]

If jack and Cormac get through then the show is a shame this is Britain's got talent not Irelands got talent

Has nothing to do with being from britain. It's not suddenly some new rule change this year always been that way. :pipe:

[Marc]

Matching suits

[Black Dagger]

Attraction are from Hungary and are the winners of this series. Don't care where they are from.

[Marc]

Oh I really like these two

[Iceman]

holy crap she's like a snake

[Black Dagger]

These are the only ones I care about tonight, why are they on first and why is Alice going to top the vote :bored:

[Iceman]

oh they slipped up a bit

[Brother Leon]

Impressive. Not a chance going first though :(

[Marc]

Really like those two

[Iceman]

Oh I really like these two

Really like those two

You dont say?

[Marc]

I do say

[Brother Leon]

You can see the ones they don't care about from the order :joker:

[Marc]

Oh he's Labyrinth's brother?

[Black Dagger]

LOL at the variety acts being on early, just might as well call it X Factor.

Even if this is just awful.

[Iceman]

oh a drummer....wow he eh drums like normal drummers...

[Marc]

:dance:

[Marc]

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr255/slidindy/CrazyDancing.gif

[Brother Leon]

That was epic. Shame he's gonna lose to singers and kids when this is what the show should be about.

[Iceman]

whats so special...he's a drummer like/?/

[Iceman]

Dec getting 4 x's is the highlight so far....

[Black Dagger]

Modupe > fake Alice tbh.

Even from the 13 seconds we saw of her.

[Jords]

Put the most interesting 2 on first so they dont get through :idc:

[Iceman]

No idea who you guys are on about LOL

[Jack_]

Them buzzing Dec :laugh3:

[Black Dagger]

Is he **** 15.

[Marc]

Oh these little sh*ts

[Marc]

Hahahahahahaaha these two

[Brother Leon]

Ergh this song.

[Iceman]

they're okay, very nervous and terrible song

[Marc]

I'd have buzzed them just to see if they would lose concentration

[Black Dagger]

They are sweet, better than the other bratty child singer later in the week.

Probably be top 3, but I doubt they'll be in the final.

[Joelle.]

Well that was painful :laugh:

[bbfan1991]

Jack and Cormac were really good:), so likeable.

[Jarrod]

I didn't like them.

[Alf]

For two young lads, i thought they did alright, best so far but i'm hoping there's better to come.

[Jords]

For two young lads, i thought they did alright, best so far but i'm hoping there's better to come.

lol

[Marc]

Who is this

[Iceman]

terrible song choice for her and she's out of tune

[Brother Leon]

Another Justin song :worship:

[Jords]

**** me mah earz

[Alf]

lol
Something tickled you?
Watch and learn

[Marc]

Does she just sing Bieber then

[bbfan1991]

Meh...

[Joelle.]

This is even worse lmao

[Iceman]

oh god BUZZ

[Marc]

Simon :joker:

[Jarrod]

She has a slightly better version of the DR Chair from last year.

[Black Dagger]

Bad song, makes Alice look better than she is later :bored:

It's like Ryan from last series 'LOOK AT WHAT THE VOICE IS MISSING OUT ON' not a ****ing lot.

[Iceman]

that was terrible absolutely terrible

[Jordan.]

When has Louis ever said 'owned it'. Goodbye.

[Joelle.]

Wtf is wrong with your ears Amanda :suspect:

[Marc]

She was never going to get through

[Iceman]

When has Louis ever said 'owned it'. Goodbye.

It's Amanda...she's made a career out of sucking simon off in the ad breaks.

[Joelle.]

When has Louis ever said 'owned it'. Goodbye.

Should have said "You remind me of a young..."

Then she might have had a point :laugh:

[Iceman]

Wtf is wrong with your ears Amanda :suspect:

Same thing as here eyes :/

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01371/Les-Dennis-THIS-ON_1371898c.jpg

[bbfan1991]

I feel sorry for her, get the feeling that the Producers had a say in that.

[Jords]

MckNasty the only 1 to trend so far on Twitter

Edit: 2 kids are now

[Jordan.]

Should have said "You remind me of a young..."

Then she might have had a point :laugh:

LOL I know this is what I expected, if she's gonna quote him atleast use something he actually says :joker:

[Alf]

MckNasty the only 1 to trend so far on Twitter
Probably people saying that all it did was hit a few drums, while other peoples music played over the top of it, by a machine.

Give me five minutes practice, and i could do that.

[Iceman]

oh god, who put these through? seriously..

[Alf]

Buzzers please

[bbfan1991]

Probably the Producers had some say LOOOOL.

[Marc]

S*** me

[Joelle.]

Have they deliberately put all the **** ones in the same semi? :suspect:

[bbfan1991]

Awful:joker:.

[Drew.]

10/10 amazing talent

zzzzzzz

[Marc]

He's got a great voice though

[Iceman]

give me thr out of tune girl any day over these

[Jords]

These are a lot of fun LOL

[Alf]

Have they deliberately put all the **** ones in the same semi? :suspect:
Maybe a ploy to get young Jack through, but I hope he can get through on merit

[Black Dagger]

Have they deliberately put all the **** ones in the same semi? :suspect:

Yeah, to make Alice from The Voice look amazing at the end so they can gloat saying 'LOOK WHAT THEY'VE MISSED OUT ON'

[Brother Leon]

McWhatever still the best one...

[Marc]

Wigs

[Iceman]

These are a lot of fun LOL

Jords go home you're drunk

[bbfan1991]

Like a bad nightmare.

[Black Dagger]

Ooh, she's not getting the pimp slot.

Yeah I think this will be Jack and Cormac/Jack's night now.

[Alf]

Very weak first half of the show

[Jords]

McWhatever still the best one...

:worship:

[Jack_]

I wonder why they haven't been opening the phone lines from the start of the show like they did for X Factor :suspect: hopefully they will for the final

[bbfan1991]

There is something dodgy about Alice, can't take to her.

[Marc]

Who?

Re: this dance group

[Marc]

Oh somebody is well off at the front

[Vanessa]

I missed the fiirst half hour, so i'm watching now. :hugesmile:

[Alf]

Don't give up the day job

[Iceman]

they were a bit meh

[arista]

No winners in this lot

[bbfan1991]

Meh again..

[Black Dagger]

Meh show tonight. I care about nobody.

The variety acts didn't show enough to be considered over the singers :sad:

[Marc]

I hate this sob story. It's not even a sob story fgs

[bbfan1991]

I cannot take to Alice at all.

[Black Dagger]

I hate this bitch.

[Iceman]

nice botox on the lips...

[Iceman]

is she drunk?

[Brother Leon]

Would tbh.

[Marc]

She's bombing

[Jords]

boringggg

[Iceman]

oh cry me a ****ing river

[Brother Leon]

Deffo been on the Vodka.

[Marc]

Messed up big time

[Jordan.]

Crying cause she got REJECTED by the good judges on The Voice

[Jords]

its liquid **** (also known as diarrhea)

[AnnieK]

She just comes across so fake....her voice really isn't that good...

[bbfan1991]

She is so fake.

[Black Dagger]

Right, Jack and Cormac are winning the vote with Jack through by judges.

[arista]

Bang On Right King Simon

[Black Dagger]

Oh wait I forgot about Gabz, bye Alice :joker:

[Iceman]

Crying cause she got REJECTED by the good judges on The Voice

http://i.imgur.com/fnCzukI.gif

[bbfan1991]

Right, Jack and Cormac are winning the vote with Jack through by judges.

I think Jack Carroll will win the vote and it will be Jack and Cormac vs Alice for the last spot and the Judges will put Alice through:bored:.

[Iceman]

Right so was last night any better? if it wasnt i think tonight might be the only night i watch

[Jack_]

Jack will win the public vote, Gabz and Alice will face the judges.

[Marc]

WHY DON'T YOU CRY ME A RIVER

LOL she did

[Jords]

MckNasty will top the votes

[Iceman]

Who's Jack LOL? Does he sing?

[Black Dagger]

Jack will win the public vote, Gabz and Alice will face the judges.

See I'd have said that, but Jack and Cormac were loved on twitter, loads voting because he's apparently Niall Horan, lol, Irish people are clones.

[Black Dagger]

Who's Jack LOL? Does he sing?

Disabled 'comedian'

Takes the piss out of himself.

[bbfan1991]

Here's Jack...

[Iceman]

Disabled 'comedian'

Takes the piss out of himself.

Oh right, hopefully he's good

[Marc]

Whhheyy Bruce shade

[Iceman]

Oh he's one of these stupidly crap comedians

[bbfan1991]

He is good:D.

[Jords]

Not that funny :(

[Iceman]

oh god these are terrible, bomb or what

[Jordan.]

He's gonna get us nuked

[Marc]

Stand up then

[Iceman]

such forced laughs, he hasnt got a natural flow or anything...just awkward

[Iceman]

NOBODY ****ing wants another Peter Kay...Peter Kay is a big giant pile of ****

[Marc]

He's a good boy only 14 and he uses what he can in his life to make others laugh

[Iceman]

yeah he's okay but a lot of the vote will be sympathy, he doesnt deserve a place in the final...

[Jords]

Same song reli

[Marc]

She's gonna sing the same song again...

[Marc]

Ugh fgs

[Brother Leon]

Comedian,Drummer and this Girl should go through.....This is a catchy tune. Could picture it in the charts by someone established.

[Black Dagger]

Urgh, she's doing a loveable rogues.

Right, I hope they don't send her through :mad:

[Headie]

Same song again? I bet no one even calls her a one trick pony... just because she's young.

[Marc]

I'd like no body to go through pls

[Jords]

Its a good song and shes singing better but

[bbfan1991]

Played it safe, it could go in her favour though I suspect not.

I do like Gabz.

[AnnieK]

I'd like no body to go through pls

[2]

[Jords]

wtf is she wearing

[Drew.]

dont really like singers on this show but that was quite good and catchy

[Marc]

wtf is she wearing

Clothing Jords. You want her to not be wearing clothes? Ugh

[Marc]

Her smile is lovely

[Iceman]

She wrote over 30 songs....shame she didnt sing one of them... BORE off

[Jords]

Clothing Jords. You want her to not be wearing clothes? Ugh

:joker:

[Alf]

Jack wins the heat
Alice Deffo top 3
Gabz or Jack and Cormac for the final top 3 spot (leaning towards Gabz)

[Jordan.]

wtf is she wearing

Something definitely from Primark

[Headie]

She wrote over 30 songs....shame she didnt sing one of them... BORE off

My thoughts exactly.

[Jords]

I do like Gabz though nice young lass

[Brother Leon]

She will top vote or Jack easily. Deserves too aswell tbf.

[Marc]

Oh Jesus what did I just send to you drew lol

[Iceman]

Oh Jesus what did I just send to you drew lol

you sending nudes again?

[Drew.]

looked like you had something poking you from behind Marc

[Marc]

:joker:

[Alf]

Anyway, time for Apprentice

[joeysteele]

I must be in a bit of a down mood, I wasn't impressed with much on this tonight, just the girl who sang 'Cry me a river'.
She was the best on for me.

[Kazanne]

He's gonna get us nuked

:joker::joker::joker:

[Harry!]

Ready for JLO's performance.

[arista]

On ITV1HD now
results Live

[Black Dagger]

I'm sticking with Apprentice.

I already know Jack/Gabz are going through.

[Brother Leon]

Apprentice?

Wtf

[Black Dagger]

It's on tonight because of football? tomorrow.

[Iceman]

J-Lo is just the sex.

[Iceman]

my god dat ass

[Brother Leon]

What a woman.

[Iceman]

She got a ass that could swallow up a g-string and up front Wha 2 bee stings!

[Harry!]

Jenny from the block has still got it!

[Jack_]

Nearly got a shot of her ****** when she went on her knees in front of the judges :joker:

[Iceman]

Jennifer Lopez, worldwide trend

[Jordan.]

Oh god why the kids again :bored:

[Brother Leon]

Kid invasion :joker:

[Iceman]

LOL at Mini Horan being in actual shock

[Iceman]

bruce forsyth must be spinning in his grave

[Iceman]

:laugh: poor mini horan thinking he was through

[Ninastar]

he is hilarious

but omg tough decisions for the judges

[Marc]

Who's through?

[Black Dagger]

Jack and Gabz.

[Marc]

Diabled kid and the little rapper with that boring song?

[joeysteele]

Time to re-name this show, few other artistes even have a chance once kids are on.
Don't get me wrong a lot of them are pretty good but not that good.

They should re-name it Britain's kids got talent.

[Black Dagger]

FREELUSION :amazed:

Luminites and Robbie will go through though, but I hope they have an amazing performance for top 3.

[Iceman]

Ya'll should watch shameless its the last one

[Jack_]

David :laugh3: 'BULLSH*T'

[Jords]

Final ranking so far;

1. Gabz
2. Jack Carroll
3. Richard & Adam
4. Aris

Very poor atm although I do like Gabz. Jacks ok but overhyped and the other 2, meh.

[Black Dagger]

I do not like any of this top 4 so far.

I'm rooting for Freelusion on Thursday, but can't see past 2 more singing acts going through.

[Lee.]

Tonight's show was awful.. Alice was the only decent one! That little comedian is ****.

Richard and Adam have to win this... They're amazing!

[Jords]

Alice ewwwwwwwwww

[Black Dagger]

I can't be arsed with Richard and Adam, especially since that Charlotte bint from Jonathan and Charlotte tweeted me last night :bored:

[Jords]

What did she say? LOL

[Black Dagger]

What did she say? LOL

I said that there is no point in that opera duo because they'll have about 6 months in them like Jonathan and Charlotte, so she linked me to some article of how many records they sold (this was 8 hours after I tweeted it, she clearly searches herself a lot, sad bitch) and I was like 'congrats... you only sold that many because you rode off the fact Jonathan was fat and was shy' but then I deleted my tweet because I felt mean, Jonathan was lovely.

[Lee.]

I cba reading this whole thread... But I take it everybody picked up on Walliams complimenting a black girl on her spray tan?

[Jords]

I said that there is no point in that opera duo because they'll have about 6 months in them like Jonathan and Charlotte, so she linked me to some article of how many records they sold (this was 8 hours after I tweeted it, she clearly searches herself a lot, sad bitch) and I was like 'congrats... you only sold that many because you rode off the fact Jonathan was fat and was shy' but then I deleted my tweet because I felt mean, Jonathan was lovely.

That was mean :joker:

[Jords]

I cba reading this whole thread... But I take it everybody picked up on Walliams complimenting a black girl on her spray tan?

Duo at the start?

[Black Dagger]

Mopupe?

[Joelle.]

I cba reading this whole thread... But I take it everybody picked up on Walliams complimenting a black girl on her spray tan?

:joker:

Yeah he said to Martin and Marielle: “Congratulations on the spray tans. I love people that come on and do something I could never imagine doing in years. It was an incredible start to the show, congratulations.”

[ThisIsNickkk]

Tad late to the party but Tuesday night's result was hideous.

The two singers couldn't sing, they were so out of tune it was unreal and his voice was making my ears bleed. The comedian isn't funny, at all. I don't even know why people voted for him... He's like a crap Joe pasquale and Joe's god awful to begin with.

Gabz on the other hand is okay. I think it was a bit of a cop out she sang the same song. She knew it was popular and she knew it would most likely get her through... Tactical I guess. The song is catchy so I hope one of these new songs for the final isn't a complete flop for her... Maybe she's just a one trick pony with the one decent song, who knows.

I was GUTTED Alice didn't get through, yes, she fluffed her words up a bit, but she's so talented. More talented than that ruddy comedian anyway.

[Cherie]

It's been very disappointing this year so far, too many singers getting through and I think they are only putting the kids through because of something Brucie said at least I think it was Bruce they never stop talking about someone criticising kids being on the show. I couldn't believe the guy who shot the apple off Dec's head didn't go through, his stage presence alone should have seen him top the votes, but no we have to go for the boring welsh duo.

[joeysteele]

I just think whatever credibility this programme had before, it now hasn't.

It needs different groupings in my opinion to get a better chance of a more varied final and the number of children on it.
Maybe the time has come to have 2 slots on the Royal Variety Performance, one for a kids winner and the other from all other acts.
I really can't see how another 3 to 4 minutes on the Royal Variety performance cannot easily be set up to accomodate that.

As has been said above, Alice looked a star and also the mysterious Aaron too, there is variety, stage presence and talent.
Both are already out of this talent show for in effect children getting the major amount of votes.
Alice wasn't even in the top 3 and as for Jack the young comedian, I really tried to but I in the end couldn't really bring myself to laugh once.

It's a very poor series this one for me.