Hoorah!

[Benjamin]

I have my own room again! It's been so long not having one due to travelling and sharing rooms with several people and sleeping on sofas but I finally have a house!

I can now sleep in a double bed, have a shower without having to wear flip flops and the thing I am most excited about is being able to sleep naked again without fear of rolling over and showing a testicle to a room full of people. :amazed:

Just had to share this happy moment with you all. :love:

[Jake.]

Ah, I am very pleased for you Ben

[Marc]

Have a wank in celebration!

[Benjamin]

Already have. :hugesmile:

[Jords]

Already have. :hugesmile:

:laugh2:

[Roy Mars III]

I still live in my parent's basement, no need to rub it in

[Jake.]

Already have. :hugesmile:

LOL

[Kizzy]

You better not have made a mess of your new sheets young man!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wrvqX4uH1qfo0oe.gif

[Lee.]

How many rooms has your new house?

[Benjamin]

You better not have made a mess of your new sheets young man!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wrvqX4uH1qfo0oe.gif

Some of you may not want to read this [but I bet you still will]

I was careful not to get it on my new bed sheets straightaway so caught it in my hand and wiped it off with a sock. Okay, don't judge me.

How many rooms has your new house?

It has 12 actual rooms (incl kitchen etc), and I say my house, it's shared with a couple others. I need to save some money before getting my own place entirely again.

[Smithy]

alright scott get off bens account

[Benjamin]

:joker:

[Kizzy]

[QUOTE=Ben;6022826]Some of you may not want to read this [but I bet you still will]

I was careful not to get it on my new bed sheets straightaway so caught it in my hand and wiped it off with a sock. Okay, don't judge me.



Boys and their crispy socks!.....
http://i.imgur.com/uEMIR.gif

[sooty]

I am glad to hear it Ben, a sense of freedom..

http://dosfamily.com/wp-content/uploads/kittyindollhouse.jpg

[sooty]

Kizzy:hugesmile:

[Marc]

Some of you may not want to read this [but I bet you still will]

I was careful not to get it on my new bed sheets straightaway so caught it in my hand and wiped it off with a sock. Okay, don't judge me.


D:

[Kizzy]

Kizzy:hugesmile:

:hugesmile: Hi sooty, hope you are well :wavey:

[SharkAttack]

Nice to have a room to oneself, Ben. Note to Ben: Don't get married, because that all goes away. And, like, there's no places to masturbate, ever, when you get married. You can't go anywhere! http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp32/sharkattack_torrential/smilies/laugh.gif

[Marc]

The Garden?

[SharkAttack]

The dog found your sock, bud. http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp32/sharkattack_torrential/smilies/slap-1.gif

http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp32/sharkattack_torrential/smilies/20110804-095217.jpg

[SharkAttack]

The Garden?

Some of us don't have that luxury, Master C. :blush:

[Benjamin]

The dog found your sock, bud. http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp32/sharkattack_torrential/smilies/slap-1.gif

http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp32/sharkattack_torrential/smilies/20110804-095217.jpg

:joker:

[Z]

:laugh2: I'm pleased for you Ben, gotta love a bit of freedom (to masturbate in peace)

[Ryan57]

You showered wearing flip flops? Who were you living with? Big foot?

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/bigfoot1b.jpg

SuBo?

http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/boyle-scotland/susan-boyle-scotland-04.jpg

[thesheriff443]

a lot of people would be glad to see your testicle:xyxwave:

[Lee.]

He only has one?

[Niamh.]

:laugh2:

Only one good looking one lee

[Kizzy]

NEVER google ugly testicle!!!! :bawling:

[Lee.]

I have to now!!

[Kizzy]

Lee nooooooooo!!!!!!

[Niamh.]

wtf is that in the first picture? :shocked:

[Lee.]

Oh..

I did find some testicle shampoo though

http://pwnage.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/testicle-shampoo-fail.jpg

[Kizzy]

wtf is that in the first picture? :shocked:

For some questions there are no answers....

[thesheriff443]

kizzy you have made a balls up

[Ryan57]

NEVER google ugly testicle!!!! :bawling:

That second photo on Images is just, erm, well, interesting.

[Kizzy]

I blame ben and his wandering testicles for this!

[Glenn.]

-has to see what all the fuss is about-

[Glenn.]

Erm...wtf?

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/null_zps57a1ae8c.jpg

[Ryan57]

Erm...wtf?

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/null_zps57a1ae8c.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/null_zps57a1ae8c.jpg

Posting a photo from your collection, Glenn?

[Benjamin]

You showered wearing flip flops? Who were you living with?


Yeah, communal showers. I didn;t want no weird foot fungus from others. :nono:

a lot of people would be glad to see your testicle:xyxwave:

A lot of people have. ;)

He only has one?

Yes, I sold the other to pay for my flight home to the UK.

:laugh2:

Only one good looking one lee

I'll have you know that both my testicles are beautifully rounded and sexy.

NEVER google ugly testicle!!!! :bawling:

See, now I have to.

[Benjamin]

Oh dear God. Grim. But why on earth did Adolf Hitler come up and an advert for Sack tapping?

[Benjamin]

Oh, okay I see why sack tapping came up. How is that a fun game? :conf2:

[Marc]

Sack tapping?

[Glenn.]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/null_zps57a1ae8c.jpg

Posting a photo from your collection, Glenn?

:joker:

I just uploaded it so I could post it here. Not a fan of ballbags with faces on tbh, I can barely stand pubes on them :idc:

[Benjamin]

Sack tapping?

I'll let you research that one. ;)

[Jake.]

no I'm sorry but wtf is this

[Kizzy]

Schoolkids punching each other in the privates as a playground game, it's very dangerous.