One of the worst feelings in the world...

[Benjamin]

...is when you are slightly merry/drunk and you reach that point where your alcohol is down to the last glass. :(

My red wine is now all gone. On the brightside I haven't got rowdy at someone on here tonight.

-glares at Claudia-

[Jake.]

When did you get rowdy at someone? :suspect:

[Benjamin]

And I haven't been all lovely or sexual

-winks at wannashag-

[Benjamin]

When did you get rowdy at someone? :suspect:

The other day. Kizzy, LJ and Shaun witnessed me flare up at thetruth in an apprentice thread, lol.

[Jake.]

The other day. Kizzy, LJ and Shaun witnessed me flare up at thetruth in an apprentice thread, lol.

Oh why did I miss this

[Jake.]

But no I hate that, getting nearly there and running out, I usually try to make sure that I've got enough to keep me going

[Benjamin]

Well I would have got more but drinking more than one bottle by myself is probably borderline alcoholism/desperation lol.

Plus I have work today at midday until 11pm.

[Jake.]

**** it, if you're drinking by yourself you might as well go full on ;) haha, and that's fine, plenty of time to recover

[Benjamin]

**** being hungover in hospitality, especially on the last day of half term. It'll be so busy and I find customers on Sunday afternoons the most cuntish of the week because they are all impatient and irritable because they have to go to work on Monday.

[Jake.]

Alright well bloody don't then, god :idc:

[lostalex]

even worse is when you've got plenty of booze but this happens...

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/last-cigarette-22439877.jpg


It's like bringing home a hot guy and realizing your out of lube.

[Benjamin]

Oh, that is ****. I try and stock up in preparation.

[Benjamin]

It's like bringing home a hot guy and realizing your out of lube.

Use your spit. :conf2:

[Jake.]

Oh, that is ****. I try and stock up in preparation.

Cigarettes or lube?

[Benjamin]

I think my last comment covered the lube situation, lol.

[lostalex]

Use your spit. :conf2:

Olive oil is better, but it destroys the condom, which can be a good or a bad thing depending how you look at it. "i had no idea oil destroyed condoms! i swear!" :devil:

[Raph]

Jake knows this all too well, actually no he's always well equipped to get as drunk as he needs to get :pipe:

[Jake.]

I think my last comment covered the lube situation, lol.

Yeah I only saw it after :joker:

[Jords]

Its a very sad moment which often results in me going to the shops for more.

[Benjamin]

I cannot say I have ever used olive oil, lol.

[Jake.]

Jake knows this all too well, actually no he's always well equipped to get as drunk as he needs to get :pipe:

I hate drinking only to run out, so I always make sure I've got cider at the ready :pipe:

[Benjamin]

Its a very sad moment which often results in me going to the shops for more.

Okay are we talking about the alcohol, the cigarettes or the lube now.

[Jords]

Okay are we talking about the alcohol, the cigarettes or the lube now.

olive oil

[Jake.]

If people only read the bottom of this page, they are going to get the wrong idea

[lostalex]

I cannot say I have ever used olive oil, lol.

It's a good dose of omega 3's.

[Raph]

I hate drinking only to run out, so I always make sure I've got cider at the ready :pipe:

and a good old desperados 12 pack in there for good measure :spin:

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_pfcC5Qjs5ck/SgwwT6sTI2I/AAAAAAAAAOk/OGbHpSFhrXs/s400/DESPGP1.jpg

[Jake.]

Desperados is lovely, shame you have this silly idea that it is only for women

[Raph]

I cannot say I have ever used olive oil, lol.

suntan lotion is a viable option too :pipe:

[Raph]

Desperados is lovely, shame you have this silly idea that it is only for women

:pat:

[Benjamin]

olive oil

:joker:

-imagines you running frantically to an all night garage and screaming a the cashier to get you a 100g bottle of Berttoli stat-

[Jake.]

Bloody hell, lube central in here

[Jords]

Desperados is lovely, shame you have this silly idea that it is only for women

Most definitely is not, I love Desperados and Corona

[Benjamin]

Desperados is amazing. :love:

[Jake.]

Most definitely is not, I love Desperados and Corona

Yes, two of my favourites, good man. See Raph, you are talking nonsense.

[lostalex]

Has this ever happened to you? Run out of booze and cigs at 4 am, store doesn't open til 6. wait anxiously for 2 hours, walk to the store, by the time you get home your so tired you don't even drink or smoke, you just go to bed?

For some reason just having it makes me relaxed enuf to go to bed.

[Jake.]

Desperados is amazing. :love:

:love:

[Benjamin]

It's a good dose of omega 3's.

LOL, don't you have to digest it though? Oh good god...

[Jords]

:joker:

-imagines you running frantically to an all night garage and screaming a the cashier to get you a 100g bottle of Berttoli stat-

:joker:

I might do that one day just for a laugh

[Benjamin]

Has this ever happened to you? Run out of booze and cigs at 4 am, store doesn't open til 6. wait anxiously for 2 hours, walk to the store, by the time you get home your so tired you don't even drink or smoke, you just go to bed?

For some reason just having it makes me relaxed enuf to go to bed.

Yes, LOL. Many times.

[Jords]

Can somebody try butter as lube next time Im curious

[Jake.]

Can somebody try butter as lube next time Im curious

I'll warm some up tomorrow and let you know how it goes

[Jords]

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Hahahahahaha. We need to ask Scott, I'm sure he has used some questionable things as lube.

[Jake.]

I doubt he's ever dry

[lostalex]

LOL, don't you have to digest it though? Oh good god...

You can absorb almost anything in your butt. If you put beer in your butt it actually gets you drunk faster cause things get absorbed into the blood stream faster. Also i remember back in 90's people used to put ecstacy tablets in their butt for that reason. They called it a booty bump.

I once was with a guy that liked to dissolve crystal meth into water and put that in his ass.

[Jords]

how bizzare

[Benjamin]

Happy Sunday everyone, LOL

The people that log on in the morning are in for a right treat with this thread. :joker:

[Jake.]

I can imagine Josy's reaction (when she arrises from her pit that is)

[smeagol]

doubt it would be one of the worst feelings. getting your nuts chewed of by a zombie rat would top that lol