"What should Lee get me from her holiday..."

[Marc]

Here's a thread for you all to post what you would like Lee to get you as a gift from her holiday.

I want a t-shirt of some kind, possibly to do with dirty sex or 'Lanzarote Hottie'

[Kizzy]

A wig?

[Lee.]

:laugh:

[lostalex]

I still don't know what country she's going to cause i didn't want to ask and sound like an ignorant American for not knowing where it is.

a key chain would be nice.

[Ryan57]

Blow up doll.

[Lee.]

I still don't know what country she's going to cause i didn't want to ask and sound like an ignorant American for not knowing where it is.

a key chain would be nice.

Oh Christ!! I've told you twice!! The Canary Islands... Remember you said you went to school with somebody from there?

I honestly do wonder if you ever listen to me Alex! :bored:

[AnnieK]

A straw donkey and a sombrero

[Kizzy]

I like it when people get me fridge magnets, yes... I am aware of how sad that is.

[lostalex]

Oh Christ!! I've told you twice!! The Canary Islands... Remember you said you went to school with somebody from there?

I honestly do wonder if you ever listen to me Alex! :bored:

Oh yea! he was really short and had curly hair. But is that part of spain or is it an independent nation?

or is it like Puerto Rico where it's like a territory or something?

Alcoholism is a disease, don't judge me. :nono:

[Vicky.]

Ahh lanzarote eh? When I was there last year, in one of the little shops there was a candle holder where the (brown) candle came out of a hairy arse crack. I think that would be very fitting for you.

I cant for the life of me remember what the shop was called though

[Lee.]

Oh yea! he was really short and had curly hair. But is that part of spain or is it an independent nation?

or is it like Puerto Rico where it's like a territory or something?

Alcoholism is a disease, don't judge me. :nono:

Shurrrup.. Of course I'm not judging you.

The Canary Islands are off the west coast of Africa but are owned by Spain :)

[lostalex]

I think i read something about them having turtles there. Something to do with turtles would be a nice souviner.

or was it penguins?

[Lee.]

I think i read something about them having turtles there. Something to do with turtles would be a nice souviner.

or was it penguins?

I'm fairly certain there are no penguins there.. There's probably turtles though.

[Marc]

THIS ISN'T FOR ME YOU BOOBS.

It's for you! What do you want Lee to get you guys.. read the thread title as if you're reading about yourselves..

[lostalex]

I want a wee turtle. The kind with the flippers not the kind with legs!

[Vicky.]

Oh, in that case, some cheap ciggies will do. Though you can only bring 200 back from there :bored:

[Marc]

Ahh lanzarote eh? When I was there last year, in one of the little shops there was a candle holder where the (brown) candle came out of a hairy arse crack. I think that would be very fitting for you.

I cant for the life of me remember what the shop was called though

However this^

incredible.

[Kizzy]

Moist toilet tissue or something equally faeces related....

[Ryan57]

If I lend you my van can you bring back several 'friends' of mine?

[Marc]

Moist toilet tissue or something equally faeces related....

Why does that have to be from Lanzarote? Tesco just down the road :shrug:

[Black Dagger]

A dildo.

[lostalex]

A dildo.

pervert. :bored:

[Black Dagger]

pervert. :bored:

I don't want to watch him :bored:

[Kizzy]

Why does that have to be from Lanzarote? Tesco just down the road :shrug:

Yes but it won't be all in Spanish and be from a supermarcardo then will it?

[Z]

A hat that says LanzaNAUGHTY on it

[sooty]

Oh Christ!! I've told you twice!! The Canary Islands... Remember you said you went to school with somebody from there?

I honestly do wonder if you ever listen to me Alex! :bored:
:D

Some sort of pottery?

[Jake.]

Cider

[Glenn.]

A dildo.

Beat me too it :laugh:

[Alf]

2 grams of high quality cocaine please