Lets clear this up

[Novo]

Who is the Biggest Simp?

[King Gizzard]

can't call it between Locke and Drew

[Shaun]

i don't actually know what a 'simp' is

[LemonJam]

biggest Simpson I guess.

[Novo]

a guy who acts all tough like he doesn't care about his girlfriend around his friends but acts all whipped in front of his girlfriend.
(to friends)
Simp: Alicia's nothin to me. I don't even like her, man. I'm just playin her.
(to Alicia)
Simp: Baby girl, i love you. You're my everything.

[LemonJam]

or biggest Simply Red fan.

[Roy Mars III]

can't call it between Locke and Drew

yea definitely the biggest two simps but Leon is a close third

[Shaun]

ah, Mock has an air of Homer about him but I think that's just because he's producing a theatre production of the Iliad

[Vicky.]

Oh. I thought it meant simpleton. Thats why I voted for matt

[Black Dagger]

or biggest Simply Red fan.

Oh well I will romp to victory in this poll then!!

[Shaun]

oh i see

do any of you actually have girlfriends tho

[Shaun]

wait that sounded less bitchy in my head

[Drew.]

why am i on the list?

[Me. I Am Salman]

I don't care because this is dumb and unfunny and objectifies women

[Roy Mars III]

terrible definition by Novo

A simp is:
Guy that claims they are players/pimps. But when they are with a girl they spend their money on them, their time on them tell them they love em.

[Black Dagger]

I do as a matter of fact Shaun :idc:

[lostalex]

the truth should be on that list. or is he banned again?

[lostalex]

wait, but are all of the people on that list supposedly "straight"?

[Shaun]

Sorry lucas, didn't mean to undermine your lad status.

I voted MTVN because of how he acts like a whipped-bitch whenever he's around anniek76.

[Brother Leon]

I remember when you fools said "Simp" is a stupid word to use. Now you use it more than me :joker:

[Novo]

I don't care because this is dumb and unfunny and objectifies women

Wa_RQZ391ho

[Black Dagger]

Sorry lucas, didn't mean to undermine your lad status.

I voted MTVN because of how he acts like a whipped-bitch whenever he's around anniek76.

:laugh:

[Locke.]

Not sure why I'm even on the list nevermind in second place.

Drew and Andy are the worst two.

[Drew.]

what a ridiculous poll

[Apple202]

oh i see

do any of you actually have girlfriends tho

:laugh2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

oh i see

do any of you actually have girlfriends tho

It's underage girls they find and stalk on the internet

[Novo]

Locke thought the Greek girl was 19 but it turns out she was lying and she was actually 15, it's not his fault he got tricked, poor guy

[Locke.]

That is not true at all :joker:

And we are all too young to be tied down. Well, not 24 year old Novo, but the rest of us.

[Brother Leon]

It's underage girls they find and stalk on the internet

Why so salty,brah?

"They" only covers Locke...

[Drew.]

its about time Lockes actions were finally brought to peoples attentions

[Locke.]

Pretty sure it was Drew trying it on with a 14 year old Brazilian on Skype last night

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Drew.]

i dont speak Portuguese :idc:

[Brother Leon]

You guys disgust me. :idc:

[Black Dagger]

This is what I have to put up with :bored:

[thesheriff443]

[03:33:35] Lara Mattei: ooi
[03:34:33] Drew: o que está errado?
[03:35:02] Lara Mattei: nada
[03:35:48] Drew: i vir de Portugal, podemos ser amigos
[03:36:44] Lara Mattei: podemos
[03:37:30] Drew: você parece agradável
[03:38:03] Lara Mattei: sua idade ?
[03:38:41] Drew: minha idade?
[03:38:47] Lara Mattei: sim
[03:39:10] Drew: 20, e você?
[03:39:18] Lara Mattei: 14

too old for me:shocked:

[Jesus.]

A 3yr simping of a young guy, surely beats a 6 month effort on an old man?

[Locke.]

I only simped 'Mollie' for about 3-4 months, not 3 years :nono:

I'm not that bad

[Jesus.]

Groundwork - the measure of the true simp.

[MTVN]

Oh. I thought it meant simpleton. Thats why I voted for matt

I beg your pardon, I am even less of a simpleton than I am a simp, no idea why I am included in this

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh i see

do any of you actually have girlfriends tho

:joker::joker::joker:

[Josy]

Oh. I thought it meant simpleton. Thats why I voted for matt

:joker::joker::joker:

[Drew.]

Scotts basically the definition of a simp, he just goes for the male ones

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

true

[King Gizzard]

Drew in Latvian means symptom and symptom is latin for simp

So there is your conclusive proof

[Drew.]

thats all lies but 5/10 for creative effort Nathan

[King Gizzard]

Actually not lying

[Raph]

Voted for Drew but good old matt was a close second.

Poor locke, he's no simp

[Raph]

Voted for Drew but good old matt was a close second.

Poor locke, he's no simp

[Locke.]

Very true Raph