The Official Tennis Thread (Part 2)

[Novo]

big tommy never tires

[Jemal]

Steroids.
Also has anyone ever seen federer sweat lmao

[Novo]

http://s6.postimg.org/x9cha78s1/agatastetennis08.jpg

Who the hell is this guy and what is he doing with Aga

[Drew.]

she is wine testing

[Novo]

you have been bitter ever since she beat Caro

[Drew.]

Caro does her best to look after her on a wild night out but she doesnt get the respect back from her that she deserves

http://www.wtatennis.com/javaImages/27/1e/0,,12781~8592935,00.jpg

[Novo]

in happier times when Caro was World #1 and Aga was slugging it out outside the Top 20 but how things can change

[Drew.]

things will be back to normal very soon

[Jemal]

big tommy never tires

You were saying?
Evans has this spaniard around his pinky. Won the third set now time to win the whole match.

[Novo]

don't be silly, back to basics for Tommy now

[Novo]

" He's on one leg "

:joker:

[Novo]

and there we have it

[Jemal]

There's no other explanation other than robredo is on peformance enchancing drugs

[Novo]

had just to much quality in the end, Evans should have served it out when it was 5-3 40-15 though

Caro is out as well :joker:

[Jemal]

Evans is gonna be like a nani in the future.
Great raw talent but so fustrating sometimes. The amount of mistakes evans was doing... Those drop shots wernt needed ffs.

Lmao Caro is blinded by love so has forgotten how to play tennis tbfh lmao.

[Novo]

Everyone just worked out her game in the end, took long enough though even the **** players dominate her now, Evans has got the potential to break the top 100, can't see him being consistent enough to be in the top 50 though

[Novo]

Serena and Sloane tomorrow will be good, first meeting since the Aussie Open.. i expect Serena will be in GOAT mode

[Jemal]

I'm going bed now. Night andy pandy!

[Marc]

Evans is gonna be like a nani in the future.
Great raw talent but so fustrating sometimes. The amount of mistakes evans was doing... Those drop shots wernt needed ffs.

Lmao Caro is blinded by love so has forgotten how to play tennis tbfh lmao.

I don't think she ever knew how to...

[Jemal]

I don't think she ever knew how to...

Being about harsh there Marc :joker:

[Marc]

http://s1.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20130901&t=2&i=781528595&w=&fh=&fw=&ll=460&pl=300&r=CBRE980070E00

[Jemal]

Still cant believe the WOZ. Has never won a grand slam.
Is she the first ever player to get to number 1 without winning one?

[Novo]

No Jankovic was another one

[Marc]

Safina... Jankovic... Wozniacki

[Marc]

Ana technically too... she was World 2 when she won her slam, got up to 1 and then flopped massively.

[Novo]

Serena was well up for that match, Sloane did well to win 4 games in the first set

[MTVN]

What you doing Tommy

[MTVN]

He's playing so badly, too many shots going miles out

(that is my expert tennis view on things)

[MTVN]

Got to love how Tommy can send Youzhny into meltdown mode even when he's 2 sets down

[Black Dagger]

Keep it up Queen Li.

At least make SF, you'll probably job to Serena like a bitch, but still.

[Marc]

Fgs Simona.

If she and Ana both lose today then I give up on this Us Open on the women's side

[Novo]

Brilliant :joker:

[Marc]

Is she injured or something? Or tired? She shouldn't be flopping this hard

[Black Dagger]

I swear if Queen Li ****s up on the chance of making semi finals tomorrow I'll have her deported.

[Marc]

Surely she won't be playing tomorrow

[Marc]

No wait. I guess so.. Quarters

[Black Dagger]

Yes she's in the QF'S and Aga has knocked herself out so if she wastes the opportunity, I will be fuming.

[Marc]

Simona isn't even trying :crazy: the ball is hardly getting half way down the court

[Novo]

**** she is back

[Marc]

Gwan girl

[Marc]

Can Vika please give this one to Ana

[Marc]

For crying out loud

[Black Dagger]

VIKA YOU'VE WON A SLAM THIS YEAR, GO AWAY YOU SELFISH BITCH. urgh

[Novo]

even when Vika is playing the most awful tennis ever her Returns are always perfect, the saving grace of her game

[Novo]

No!!!!

[Black Dagger]

urgh.

[Novo]

**** sake Vika, making so much unnecessary hardwork

[Novo]

Oh dear

[Black Dagger]

Ana's adorable.

[Novo]

Break this bint

[Novo]

**** sake, what on earth was that

[Novo]

dear god, Vika has to hope she can break Ana 3 times in a row because she isn't holding again

[Black Dagger]

Come on Ana!!!

[Black Dagger]

****ING BREAK HER ANA, BREAK HER LEGS xo

[Black Dagger]

oh

[Novo]

what a silly match

[Black Dagger]

There we go. Vika is just putting her in place now.

[Novo]

just bloody break her and don't look back

[Novo]

this could be it Lucas

[Black Dagger]

ANA GO INTO ****ING GOAT MODE AND BREAK HER SERVE FFS.

(I don't know why I'm supporting Ana so much)

[Black Dagger]

This is the end!

[Black Dagger]

BREAK HER ANA, BREAK HER hfhfdh

[Black Dagger]

HF

[Black Dagger]

Noooooooooooooooo.

[Black Dagger]

yesssssssss

[Black Dagger]

COME ON NOW BITCH, HOLD YOUR SERVE.

****gihgf

[Marc]

:laugh: this match

[Black Dagger]

I don't know why I care so much about Vika losing or not..

Li is going to flop like a bitch against Serena anyway if she wins today.

[Marc]

Get those serves in!

[Black Dagger]

just a few claps when she hit it back :joker:

[Marc]

Whoever is in charge of that camera is a man :laugh:

[Marc]

Oh fgs :(

[Black Dagger]

ANA YOU DOPEY COW. urgh.

[Marc]

That ball toss

[Marc]

Bleurghhh

[Black Dagger]

Least Li Na can ****ing start now.

If she ruins her chance here to make a semi final here I'll dropkick her and tell her she can never leave China again.

[Marc]

Terrible match from Vika, Ana lost consistency. All together that was a pretty awful match

[Novo]

Vika actually looked like she meant that handshake and the applause of court, most of the time she doesn't give a **** :joker:

[Novo]

When Vika was talking about playing Hantuchova

" there will definitely be no surprises there "

glad she is honest

[Novo]

Here she is, live on Eurosport

[Novo]

" if i don't feel like no one wants to take my place i might as well stay at home, i love the pressure "

:worship:

[Black Dagger]

I don't hate Vika as much as I used to.

It's mainly Masha I dislike now.. but I do want some sugarpovas.

[Black Dagger]

Why is there like 10 people there.

Li Na is a goddess. fs.

[Black Dagger]

Stupid ****ing bitch.

She'll lose this now... 'oh look I had an easy run to the semis and I'll throw it away' go home.

[Marc]

Get that plane ticket ready

[Black Dagger]

I tend to follow tennis players who make me want to chew my foot off because they can make stupid mistakes.. fun though when they win. But frustrating when they lose because half of the time they make stupid mistakes, like Li will have if she loses here.. SILLY WOMAN.

[Black Dagger]

RIGHT, BREAK THIS RUSSIAN TWATS SERVE AND NOW.. BECAUSE YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE IN THE SEMI FINAL, GOD SAKE WOMAN. urgh.

[Marc]

Welcome to tennis fandom Lucas :idc:

[Black Dagger]

I've been in tennis fandom for 18 months! :pipe:

[Black Dagger]

Right, well done on holding love xo.. break yeh, that'd be nice, I want a hot bath.

[Marc]

I've been in tennis fandom for 18 months! :pipe:

Then you should be used to the heart break and agonising pain

[Novo]

i don't think i will ever recover when Vika goes into her Mid Career crisis stage and drops out the top 10

[Novo]

well it won't be as bad as the Pain you had with Ana of course since she dropped about 50 places but still

[Marc]

Epic on Armstrong

[Black Dagger]

Then you should be used to the heart break and agonising pain

I AM.. but this will be the worst yet.

(Bar her falling over and costing herself the AUS Open, not challenging for the 1st set against Aga at Wimbledon and whatever ****ing else she's done)

[Marc]

well it won't be as bad as the Pain you had with Ana of course since she dropped about 50 places but still

.......

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb30/verde04/Gif/crying.gif

[Black Dagger]

Thank **** for this :dance:

-Hi I'm Li Na I'm just going to lose the next 3 games now to troll Lucas hehe bye-

[Marc]

n0PuyIoukOc

Vika had a better serve back then

[Black Dagger]

Urgh, I love her so much, I can't :love:

LMAO though she's going to get killed by Rena. Can't cope.

[Black Dagger]

LMAO.. 'are you going to be scouting, see the match?'

'I'm going to eat chips'

<3.

[Novo]

n0PuyIoukOc

Vika had a better serve back then

0:51 classic Vika

[Novo]

and 1:06 as well :joker:

[Marc]

I love the umpire

[Novo]

that was in 1999 or 2000, jesus christ

[Marc]

This Youzhny Hewitt match!

[Novo]

The Veterans are all doing amazing

[Novo]

Li Na, Serena, Robredo, Pennetta, Vinci, Hewitt, Hantuchova, Ferrer all 30+

[Novo]

Vika is 6 years younger then the next oldest in the Womens side, surely some OAP won't knock her out

[Marc]

Seriously Daniela is 30+?

[Novo]

Yeah turned 30 last april

[Black Dagger]

Ferrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzer

[Marc]

Noooooooo Lleyton

[Novo]

Youzhny

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar4233_83.gif

[Black Dagger]

That will teach him for knocking out my boy :idc:

[Novo]

Are you a fan of Gasquet Lucas?

[Drew.]

i have been practicing my backhands in the style of Gasquet, i'd even go as far as saying i'm better than him now

[Marc]

He's a fan of anybody who has a cock, you may wish to rephrase that.

I'm gutted for Hewitt :(

[Black Dagger]

I hate about 10 ATP stars tyvm.

Like Raonic. He's a ****, and Jerzy :idc:

And Li is going to get eaten alive, holy ****ing ****. Poor cow.

[Shaun]

poor Suarez-Navarro :(

come on Li!!!!! :worship:

[Black Dagger]

If Li somehow manages the win I'll cry for a week :love:

I mean she didn't look TOO bad against her the other week, hopefully she turns up like she did in R1/2 and not like today... because Serena will just destroy her.

[Novo]

Serena's defeats so far this season

Sloane Stephens - Australian Open Quarter Final
Vika - Doha Final
Lisicki - Wimbledon 4th Round
Vika - Cincinnati Final

And she hasn't been beaten in straight sets this year

[Shaun]

don't balls this up andy :nono:

[not you novo]

[Shaun]

seems crazy playing tennis at midnight

[Novo]

This is the City that never sleeps :pipe:

[Shaun]

GSM :pipe:

good stuff. bed now.

[Shaun]

http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/murraygif.gif

:joker:

[idk if this is old]

[Marc]

I don't know who he's playing :suspect:

Edit: oh it was from last night :laugh:

[Marc]

Poor Carla, at least she'll know what she'll be having for breakfast; bagels

[Black Dagger]

http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/murraygif.gif

:joker:

[idk if this is old]

**** sake. :joker::joker:

[Marc]

I could've made that

[Marc]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/3794032-3x4-700x933.jpg

[Black Dagger]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Jemal]

Used to love Gasquet so much.
So happy for him, that hes going to the semis.

[Jemal]

Ferrer takes peformance enchancing drugs.

[Black Dagger]

Don't jinx him :joker:

[Black Dagger]

YES RICH :worship:

Can't be doing with Ferrer he's a snooze.

[Jemal]

Don't jinx him :joker:

Was thinking the same thing at 30-30 lmao

[Jemal]

Gasquet has a better one handed backhand than federer tbfh.

Lmao Richard has only ever beat nadal in under 14s

[Legend killer]

Time for Roger to retire can't be losing to bums like Tommy in straight sets

[Novo]

Stan is killing Murray at the minute

[MTVN]

G'wan big Stan

[Black Dagger]

Yeah he's jobbed like a bitch.

[Black Dagger]

Makes me laugh though these, Murray is **** comments.

Wimbledon 2012 finalist, 2012 Olympic Champion, US Open 2012 champion, Aus Open 2013 finalist, Wimbledon 2013 champion.. but he's ****, yeh sounds about right.

[Novo]

Imo Stan and Djokovic at the Aussie Open was the best match of the year so far so i'm pretty happy Murray is out, will be great to see if Djokovic can be pushed all the way again but on the other hand if Wawrinka makes the final his record is

Nadal Won 10/10
and they've played 22 sets and Nadal has won them all

[MTVN]

Murray's career is finished

[Black Dagger]

Murray's career is finished

Have you just came from MensTennisForum :suspect:

[Novo]

Federer might not even make the World Tour Finals at this rate

[Marc]

Murray was awful, but Stan didn't allow him to play his game. Really really good performance from Stan, the better man won on the day. I can see Stan taking out Nole in 5 and then pretty much handing the final to Rafa

[Black Dagger]

YOU CAN DO IT TONIGHT LI NA, YOU CAN DO IT!! lol

She just needs to go into GOAT mode and do what she did at the AUS open and upset the favourite... bloody Serena has enough titles, she can lose today :hmph:

[Marc]

"I'm so excited.. Like the song"

Vika you tard

[Black Dagger]

This isn't going to be nice. If she takes a set that'd be lovely, or loses in 2 tight ones.

I don't want any 6-3 6-2 or 6-0 **** :nono:

[Novo]

"I'm so excited.. Like the song"

Vika you tard

:joker:

This Hard Court record is something else, in several years she might have a Nadal and Clay type status on Hard Court if she keeps this up

[Black Dagger]

YES PREACH IT! 'That might have been her title, but she twisted her ankle'

Dosy cow.

[Black Dagger]

What a bloody awful start. god sake woman

[Novo]

Vika would have won that final 6-1 6-2 if the crowd weren't against her and actually let her play Tennis without the fear of an Aussie thug coming on the court and battering her :idc:

[Novo]

there is no point even bloody watching it, Destiny has already decided the outcome, it has been decided for the past year

[Marc]

Li Na will win in straight sets

[Black Dagger]

Li Na will win in straight sets

don't do this to me.

[Novo]

You will go through the same cruel fate as Marc whilst i bathe in the glory of the final

[Marc]

You'll be bathing in Vika's blood when Serena kills her

[Black Dagger]

You'll be bathing in Vika's blood when Serena kills her

:worship:

[Novo]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=195518

and it only feels like yesterday

[Black Dagger]

Oh just end it. I can't.

[Novo]

what a terrible match

[Black Dagger]

Has there even been a good WTA match this tournament?

You had Li vs Aga, Sabine vs Aga, Serena vs Sabine at Wimbledon and here it's just been a dud.

[Black Dagger]

**** off Serena, just **** off.

[Black Dagger]

I'm mortified.

[Black Dagger]

:bored:

[Novo]

oh dear

[Black Dagger]

She's #5 in the world and playing like she's some no-mark on the challenger circuit :idc:

[Marc]

Lol

[Black Dagger]

omg she broke her :dance:

SHE'S GOING TO WIN, I CAN FEEL IT IN MY LOINS.

[Black Dagger]

Just ruin your hard work you made to get the break then. stupid woman.

[Novo]

this match :joker:

[Black Dagger]

I'm going to ****ing slap her.

She could have potentially been 4-1 up here.

[Novo]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTfROesIUAAosEl.jpg:large

[Black Dagger]

Quite possibly the most upset I've been over a tennis result in quite a while, probably since she messed up her chances at the Aus Open tbh.

[Novo]

the comeback is on

[Black Dagger]

SOOOOOOOO frustrating. I wasn't expecting a win but I'm really sad because she's not even played close to her full potential :sad:

Just bloody end it already, for crying out loud.

[Novo]

she is hanging on like a loose sunday turd

[Black Dagger]

She's a ****ing loud-mouth brute at times. Shut yo mouth bitch.

[Marc]

What is a loose Sunday turd

[Novo]

Li Na

[Black Dagger]

That shot!

Why the **** didn't she play like this when there was chance.

[Marc]

Lol she's 5-3 and serving and she loses a point as flips out.

[Marc]

She's actually insane

[Black Dagger]

This is it.

[Black Dagger]

Hit's an insane shot... then faults to hand Serena the win.

Oh Li Na.

[Marc]

God she's so cringey. Typical American overreaction.. I bet she doesn't even need to scream and grunt like she does but she just wants to be 'OUT THERE' and 'DRAMATIC!'

[Novo]

Vika will give her something to go insane about when she smacks a forehand winner straight between Serena's eyes on Sunday night

[Marc]

Would pay to watch that.

[Black Dagger]

My US Open viewing is now finished.

[Novo]

Williams on Sunday's final against Victoria Azarenka: "We always have really good matches, it is great to get to another final. She lifts her game when it really counts so I think that's what makes the difference."

were in for another 3 set classic

[Jemal]

What a match this is.

[Jemal]

Wawrinka - underrated.

[Black Dagger]

I really like Stan..

But you know if he wins here, he's just going to gift Nadal another slam and lose in 3 sets. I don't know what I want :sad:

[Jemal]

Yeah true. But I for one hope that happens cause i love nadal.

[Black Dagger]

It does slightly remind me of my Del Boy's story though if he did go on to beat Djok and Nadal (I don't know why I am already writing off Gasquet) but whatever. :love:

[Jemal]

Sometimes i wonder if djokovic takes perfomance enhancing drugs lol

[Novo]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTpUjnhIEAAINhB.jpg

[MTVN]

You're rubbish Vika

[MTVN]

Serena bottling it

[MTVN]

Not as badly as Vika just here though

[Drew.]

Both a couple of jobbers

[Drew.]

What a terrible match

[MTVN]

Oh dearie me

[Black Dagger]

Li Na would have made this final so much more exciting :hmph:

/bitter and angry that she played so **** in the first set.

[Drew.]

Go on Vika

[MTVN]

Vika probably is the lesser of two evils here

[Drew.]

Serena will be in tears if she loses this

[MTVN]

Quality

[Drew.]

Back to NFL

[Novo]

What an amazing match, didn't think it could get better then last year but it has already

[Novo]

oh no

[MTVN]

Switch over for 10 minutes and Serena is 4-1 up, bloody hell

[Locke.]

Bloody Vika has messed it all up

[Drew.]

I made the right choice in changing channels

[MTVN]

Vika has ruined a perfectly good final

[MTVN]

Steady on Serena

[Drew.]

That celebration will be gif worthy

[Novo]

poor Vika

[Wildcat!]

That was unbelievable! Ive got so much respect for Vika. She is the best player in the world . And she will eventually beat Serena in a slam, probably next year.

Wayto hang on for the win Serena. 17th and counting.

[Legend killer]

Ladies tennis is beyond pathetic. Serena is great and everything but she is literally destroying EVERYONE and she is well past her prime yeas

The final itself was the poorest standard I have seen since Djoko-Murray's Us open final

[Novo]

Ladies tennis is beyond pathetic. Serena is great and everything but she is literally destroying EVERYONE and she is well past her prime yeas

The final itself was the poorest standard I have seen since Djoko-Murray's Us open final

you obviously didn't watch it then since the first 2 sets were amazing, on par if not better then last years final

[Brother Leon]

Nice of Serena to give Vika a chance before she gave her a Chopsticks demolition when it mattered. Vika no match and never will be.

[Shaun]

this match.......

[Brother Leon]

54 shot rally.


Mad.

[MTVN]

Have a feeling its gonna be a long one

[MTVN]

Novak :worship:

[Shaun]

not sure who I want to win... like both of them equally (not very much at all :laugh:)

great athletes though. I think I'll go for Nadal.

[MTVN]

Novak is a beaten man

[Brother Leon]

COME ON RAFA!!!

[MTVN]

Boo

[Brother Leon]

Game
Set
Match
& Championship

Rafa :worship:. Will go down as the GOAT achievements wise :idc:

[Legend killer]

It's sad to say but the only difference between the French and US Open now is the colour of the surface it's really bad how slow the hard courts have been made to suit the PUSHERS of the so called golden era

The fact that Nadal to his credit(pretty sure he is on something though) has been able to do what he has since his return in this SUPPOSED GOLDEN ERA OF OPPOSTION is just beyond tbh and shows you how slow conditions have become

[Legend killer]

Let's be honest when grass and Hards played like they should have in the early 2000's Rafa would be a clay court winner and nothing else

[Novo]

https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1374979_642399535793920_394815119_n.jpg

[Novo]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUmgNf8CAAA1l2s.jpg:large

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUmgSAXCUAAoEyA.jpg:large

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/891/s74.gif

[Novo]

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/8906/4swr.jpg

[Novo]

Petkovic has been playing great lately, getting back to her best.

[Black Dagger]

http://e0.365dm.com/13/10/660x350/del-potro_3014931.jpg?20131006095507

[Novo]

Serena, Vika, Aga, Li Na, Kvitova, Errani, Jankovic, Kerber

great line up for the YEC

[Black Dagger]

Has Masha died?

[Drew.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWaAYlFIQAApXQl.jpg:large

[Novo]

Ana makes her first final since 2011 and Genie makes her first final ever, didn't expect her to progress as much has she has done lately.

[Black Dagger]

Del Boy destroying Rafa :worship:

[Black Dagger]

Hopefully he can win his first 1000 trophy tomorrow. If he got a lemsip and had an early night and is refreshed for tomorrow, he has potential to beat him, hoping it's as good as their Wimbledon encounter.

[Marc]

Ana into another Linz final :love:

[Novo]

Djokovic easily in 2 sets, Nadal has looked a bit tired recently, no surprise since he started the season late and has played in so many tournaments since then

[Marc]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWaAYlFIQAApXQl.jpg:large

Jake didn't tell me he met her