Skywire Live (Discovery Channel)

[King Gizzard]

My friend told me about this, some guy is attempting to skywire the grand canyon without a harness, it's on now (started at 1am)

[King Gizzard]

The presenters are acting as if he's already dead..

[Josy]

Watching it

[Jayson]

Watching, this ***** dead

[Shaun]

umg

[HD]

I'm only watching to see if he falls... I know that's awful but oh well

[Josy]

Splat!!!


Seriously thought what if he falls :eek:

[King Gizzard]

Surely it is bull**** and we're being duped, how could they honestly let this happen Lol

[Jayson]

I'm guessing this guy's trained pretty extensively and can make his way through a hurricane on a unicycle, it's probably less likely that he'll fall than him making it unharmed. Still hope the **** gets it, though.

[Josy]

He walked across Niagara Falls but they wouldn't let him televise it without a tether.

[Josy]

Oh **** that annoying Chris from overhaulin is on it :bored:

[HD]

Still hope the **** gets it, though.

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

you're all going to feel awful if you watch a death live :nono:

[Jayson]

Someone should go stand on the other side of the canyon and hold up a sign or something.

[andy191]

Takes a while for it to actually start this.

[Josy]

Yeah just checked and it doesn't finish until about 3.20am, they are dragging it out.

[Jayson]

I would bang this guy's wife

[Benjamin]

my link went down
:(

[King Gizzard]

He's got a preacher or something with him, don't even think God would help him with this one

[King Gizzard]

There's a paramedic at the bottom :joker::joker:

[Jayson]

Using that pole is cheating, **** this guy

[andy191]

There's a paramedic at the bottom :joker::joker:

I thought that was pretty pointless.

[Josy]

There's a paramedic at the bottom :joker::joker:

Hope he has a dustpan and brush then.

[Shaun]

Amadeus. What a badass.

[King Gizzard]

Pretty irresponsible doing this with 3 kids on a serious note

[andy191]

She said 'they look up to Nick'. Even she is making jokes.

[Jords]

He might fall on the paramedic.

[Jayson]

Flying a helicopter next to him is surely a bad idea

[Shaun]

this pastor is a douche

[Benjamin]

somebody link me. :(

[King Gizzard]

That Joel is 50 years old :shocked:

[Shaun]

i'm watching on tv sry

[Jayson]

somebody link me. :(

Get Sky you cheapskate

[King Gizzard]

http://skywire.discovery.com/live.html

[King Gizzard]

oh you can't; use that in the UK

[King Gizzard]

http://www.viplivesports.eu/usa-tv-shows/160953/1/skywire-live-stream-online.html

[Jayson]

What a helpful mod

[Benjamin]

Get Sky you cheapskate

I have sky but no TV in my room.

Thanks, nathan.

[Jayson]

That helicopter is quite red isn't it

[Shaun]

i have missed that giroud gif

[Jayson]

i have missed that giroud gif

Me too, Shaun.

Me too.

[King Gizzard]

Is he chanting ''oui, oui oui oui oui'' in that gif

[Benjamin]

Urgh I wish he would take her there and push her off.

[Jayson]

Is he chanting ''oui, oui oui oui oui'' in that gif

He is quite clearly simulating a rollercoaster

[Jayson]

Why is my PM box full when just a couple of weeks ago it wasn't

[Benjamin]

They reduced the capacity

[King Gizzard]

Was he just faffing about with the seatbelt in the helicopter a few minutes ago? yeah that's the last of your worries Big Nick

[BBfanUSA]

Is he dead yet?

[Jayson]

They reduced the capacity

But what about all the people sending me PMs that I will never see?

[King Gizzard]

they're all bloody skywalkers

[Benjamin]

But what about all the people sending me PMs that I will never see?

They have sent you letters via pigeon.

[Jayson]

It is happen

[Shaun]

oh christ, here we go

i feel sick already

[Shaun]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

do not want

[Jayson]

They have sent you letters via pigeon.

That's not a reliable service at all

[King Gizzard]

this must be getting absolutely massive ratings

[King Gizzard]

i actually can't watch

[Benjamin]

Imagine if he actually fell. :(

[Jayson]

How can he keep saying all this stuff about Jesus with a straight face?

[Shaun]

even my hands are sweaty LOL

[Benjamin]

The way they spun with the camera then made me feel sick

[King Gizzard]

They have another 40 minutes to fill as well, slow mo shots of his death, etc etc

[Shaun]

D:

-assumes the crouching is normal-

[Benjamin]

Imagine if somebody tripped and knocked the wire and shook it.

[Jayson]

Hope he put too much pepper on his steak and sneezes and dies


O ye, thank you Jesus

[Jayson]

*falls*

"PRAAIIISEE YOUUU JESSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

[Benjamin]

You'd feel bad now if he fell. :nono:

[Shaun]

the way he's talking is bringing unwanted ML flashbacks

[Jayson]

Not really, he's ruining the show with his running commentary

[King Gizzard]

Think how much money he'll get if he does this

He'll be absolutely everywhere

[Shaun]

those gusts tho

[Jayson]

I think they should have put alligators at the bottom of the canyon

[Benjamin]

the way he's talking is bringing unwanted ML flashbacks

:joker:

[Josy]

Oh god I'm feeling a bit queasy watching this

[Jayson]

Can he hurry up and fall please some of us have **** to do tomorrow

[Benjamin]

He still has 3/4 of the way to go.

[Jayson]

If he's truly an entertainer he'll pole vault the last few metres

[King Gizzard]

He needs to troll everyone and do the last bit backwards

[Shaun]

halfway :amazed:

[Shaun]

is it bad i just considered the idea of someone with a toy aeroplane flying it right at him

[Drew.]

what an absolute nutter

[King Gizzard]

is it bad I'm just refreshing the new posts bit the forum and waiting till whenever someone posts then checked it with covering half my face

[Novo]

this guy is a lunatic, he's not right in the head

[Benjamin]

Look how much it's swaying

[Shaun]

ah\ that pole is waving around a lot more

[Jayson]

I find what he's saying to be more alarming than what he's doing

[Novo]

is it bad I'm just refreshing the new posts bit the forum and waiting till whenever someone posts then checked it with covering half my face

Always use to do that on Championship Manager now that you mention it

[Drew.]

this guy is a lunatic, he's not right in the head

[02:38:58] Drew: put channel 520 on
[02:39:30] Andy: why
[02:39:46] Drew: a man walking across the gran canyon on a cable
[02:40:19] Andy: what an uninteresting thing to watch
[02:40:55] Andy: i'd rather watch the wood pigeons in my back garden all day

[Benjamin]

[02:38:58] Drew: put channel 520 on
[02:39:30] Andy: why
[02:39:46] Drew: a man walking across the gran canyon on a cable
[02:40:19] Andy: what an uninteresting thing to watch
[02:40:55] Andy: i'd rather watch the wood pigeons in my back garden all day

:joker:

[Shaun]

simulating football matches in live time = more nervewracking than this yes

[Shaun]

oh nathan's not watching he's waiting for us to post? :amazed: let's play tricks on him

[Drew.]

a helicopter just flew into him Nathan

[King Gizzard]

I am watching but pausing then fast forwarding a minute later because I'm a prick

[Shaun]

jesus couldn't even calm a few jews what's he gon' do to wind HUH

[Benjamin]

:shocked:


OMFG.

[Jayson]

Wrong day to wear a tight fitted t-shirt

[Benjamin]

I don;t how I feel. ****

[Shaun]

OMG he's GAY!?

[Drew.]

if you were his wife listening to him you'd leave him straight away

[Shaun]

-stops because i'll feel bad for laughing-

[King Gizzard]

He looks a bit like Morgan Spurlock

[Benjamin]

if you were his wife listening to him you'd leave him straight away

Nah the money she gets from him for sucking his cock keeps her there. He's loaded.

[Jayson]

Jesus the Sorcerer, that's a new one

[Benjamin]

Jesus the Sorcerer, that's a new one

:laugh:

[Drew.]

Nah the money she gets from him for sucking his cock keeps her there. He's loaded.

:joker:

[Shaun]

glory glory glory

alright dave

[Jayson]

Someone should take this opportunity to have sex with his wife, he couldn't really do much about it from there

[Drew.]

he needs to finish off in style

http://media.tumblr.com/e2c8c04502d7dbcc622d42c175eca9bf/tumblr_inline_mlv97yAPwT1qz4rgp.gif

[Benjamin]

I bet the wife is banging the guy next to her

[Shaun]

having a bit of a spat with his manager, bit rude

[Shaun]

:laugh2: wow

[King Gizzard]

how the **** has he stayed on that with some of those winds

[Benjamin]

hahahaha, he did finish in style

[King Gizzard]

he deserved to fall after that

[Jayson]

Bit flamboyant

[Drew.]

he took my advice

[King Gizzard]

he is going to die eventually though

[andy191]

Cant believe he just ran

[Shaun]

he is going to die eventually though

we all are nathan alright gawd

[King Gizzard]

he doesn't even look pleased

[King Gizzard]

the first human to cross the GC on a wire..well no ****

[King Gizzard]

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/348984029904781314

[King Gizzard]

man we really need one of those Twitter add ons for this site for tweets

[Benjamin]

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/348984029904781314

:joker:

[Shaun]

LOL

[Benjamin]

Anyone going to watch Naked and Afraid?

[King Gizzard]

it isn't on in the UK lol

[HD]

Slightly disappointed he's still alive.

[Benjamin]

it isn't on in the UK lol

That link you gave me is showing it. :idc:

[Brother Leon]

Missed it, but props.