Your perfect TiBB member BB house...

[Ammi]

..ok, as it's BB season..which hmmm, let's say 14 TiBB members would you choose for the BB house..(7 males, 7 females..)...?..try not to just pick your friends and people you get along with or like..think of balancing the house to create interesting dynamics and different aspects to BB, like tasks etc...

[Livia]

Oh that's not fair. If it's not all people I like I'm not going in the house :hmph:

It's much too early for me to be all well-balanced and grown up.

[thesheriff443]

Oh that's not fair. If it's not all people I like I'm not going in the house :hmph:

It's much too early for me to be all well-balanced and grown up.

that's going to take about ten years then:shocked::joker:

[Raph]

I foresee the hard part about this being the lack of females, but i'll give this a go :laugh:

Males:
Locke - The funny guy who tries, but alas doesn't always succeed at pulling women (Dexter)
JH95 - The cheeky chappy that quickly becomes the bookies' favourite (Brian B.)
Shaun - The sassy one that's not afraid to get in an argument (Charley)
Raph - The Welsh one who's obsessed with Wales and is quiet a lot but then occasionally comes out with the most random comments. (Glyn)
Zee - The intelligent one who likes to learn about other people, but will only come out of his shell after a few weeks in the house. (Luke A)
MTVN - The one that hates women :laugh: (Rex)
Karl - The ex stoner who's getting his life together, the one with the interesting life story. (Pete)

Females:
Munchkins - The one that gets accused of attention-seeking but is lovely (Corin)
Ariel - The clever one that's always second guessing Big Brother (Lydia)
StupidHoe - The one that loves her friends but is vocal about who she doesn't like. (Stephanie)
Josy - The girl with the tough exterior but soft interior. (Sallie)
Niamh - The token Irish and older one. /sorryNiamh love you really :love: (can't think of who)
Sophii3x - The sweet Welsh girl who'll probably go on to win the show. (Rachel R)
*Kate* - The opinionated one, who'll take the maternal role in the house. (cant think of who)

First evictee - Shaun or StupidHoe

Final 6:
1. JH95 - for being a laugh and a right good lad.
2. Sophii3x - for being the sweet Welsh girl that was quiet and harmless for most of the series. The people's princess.
3. Locke - The troll vote ala Coolio or Dexter
4. Niamh - Irish charm and all that jazz
5. Zee - The intelligent one that get's the sophisticated vote.
6. Raph - The one that made the final just for not getting nominated, but was 'boring' all series long just harping on about Wales :tongue:

That aside, potential late-comers in Ninastar being the ditzy one and Drew as the voice of reason. Making it a total of 16. Also comparisons to past housemates are in brackets.

[Niamh.]

I'm not that bloody old Raph :nono:

[Jake.]

Raph :love:

[Marc]

Raph thinking Shaun would go first, how very wrong.

And rude

[Kizzy]

It's only a hypothetical keep your wig on moira. :joker:

[Marc]

Moira hasn't got a wig you cheeky so and so :nono:

[Niamh.]

Moira would be an excellent HM

[Kazanne]

Mine would be
Males,Joeysteel,Black Dagger,Glenn,Apple,Jesus,Ben and Pothutic
Females,Kizzy,Cherie,Kate,Suze,Livia,Sooty and myself.http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac147/posttoboard/smilies/devil12.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/posttoboard/media/smilies/devil12.gif.html)

[Ramsay]

I foresee the hard part about this being the lack of females, but i'll give this a go :laugh:

Males:
Locke - The funny guy who tries, but alas doesn't always succeed at pulling women (Dexter)
JH95 - The cheeky chappy that quickly becomes the bookies' favourite (Brian B.)
Shaun - The sassy one that's not afraid to get in an argument (Charley)
Raph - The Welsh one who's obsessed with Wales and is quiet a lot but then occasionally comes out with the most random comments. (Glyn)
Zee - The intelligent one who likes to learn about other people, but will only come out of his shell after a few weeks in the house. (Luke A)
MTVN - The one that hates women :laugh: (Rex)
Karl - The ex stoner who's getting his life together, the one with the interesting life story. (Pete)

Females:
Munchkins - The one that gets accused of attention-seeking but is lovely (Corin)
Ariel - The clever one that's always second guessing Big Brother (Lydia)
StupidHoe - The one that loves her friends but is vocal about who she doesn't like. (Stephanie)
Josy - The girl with the tough exterior but soft interior. (Sallie)
Niamh - The token Irish and older one. /sorryNiamh love you really :love: (can't think of who)
Sophii3x - The sweet Welsh girl who'll probably go on to win the show. (Rachel R)
*Kate* - The opinionated one, who'll take the maternal role in the house. (cant think of who)

First evictee - Shaun or StupidHoe

Final 6:
1. JH95 - for being a laugh and a right good lad.
2. Sophii3x - for being the sweet Welsh girl that was quiet and harmless for most of the series. The people's princess.
3. Locke - The troll vote ala Coolio or Dexter
4. Niamh - Irish charm and all that jazz
5. Zee - The intelligent one that get's the sophisticated vote.
6. Raph - The one that made the final just for not getting nominated, but was 'boring' all series long just harping on about Wales :tongue:

That aside, potential late-comers in Ninastar being the ditzy one and Drew as the voice of reason. Making it a total of 16. Also comparisons to past housemates are in brackets.

this would be an excellent house!

[Shaun]

Raph thinking Shaun would go first, how very wrong.

And rude

including himself as well :hugesmile:

[Kizzy]

Mine would be
Males,Joeysteel,Black Dagger,Glenn,Apple,Jesus,Ben and Pothutic
Females,Kizzy,Cherie,Kate,Suze,Livia,Sooty and myself.http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac147/posttoboard/smilies/devil12.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/posttoboard/media/smilies/devil12.gif.html)

I would either be out first or lynched! :joker:

[Raph]

I'm not that bloody old Raph :nono:

Just messing Niamh, you'd be the Irish superstar :blush:

Raph :love:

Yeah buddy :)

Raph thinking Shaun would go first, how very wrong.

And rude

Dude...it's just a hypothetical situation. Just because you're not on one of these lists for a change, no need to call me rude.

this would be an excellent house!

Yeah and you'd make an epic housemate!

including himself as well :hugesmile:

Yeah i'm 100% certain the general public would like me better than you. That's not the TiBB public Shaun.

[Black Dagger]

GET RAPH OUT, GET RAPH OUT, GET RAPH OUT!!!

/capsz

[Niamh.]

Just messing Niamh, you'd be the Irish superstar :blush:




That's more like it :pipe:

[Drew.]

Leon, Nathan, Novo, Locke, Karl, MTVN, Lostalex

Niamh, Josy, Annie, Ammi, Sophiee, Livia, Lee

included quite a few friends but they are the type of characters id want to watch

[Niamh.]

Leon, Nathan, Novo, Locke, Karl, MTVN, Lostalex

Niamh, Josy, Annie, Ammi, Sophiee, Livia, Lee

included quite a few friends but they are the type of characters id want to watch

:love:

[Livia]

Leon, Nathan, Novo, Locke, Karl, MTVN, Lostalex

Niamh, Josy, Annie, Ammi, Sophiee, Livia, Lee

included quite a few friends but they are the type of characters id want to watch

That's a mix of women that wouldn't cause much friction! I'd have to fight with the boys... Lostalex no doubt... and I'd definitely try for a showmance with Novo.

[Munchkins]

I foresee the hard part about this being the lack of females, but i'll give this a go :laugh:

Males:
Locke - The funny guy who tries, but alas doesn't always succeed at pulling women (Dexter)
JH95 - The cheeky chappy that quickly becomes the bookies' favourite (Brian B.)
Shaun - The sassy one that's not afraid to get in an argument (Charley)
Raph - The Welsh one who's obsessed with Wales and is quiet a lot but then occasionally comes out with the most random comments. (Glyn)
Zee - The intelligent one who likes to learn about other people, but will only come out of his shell after a few weeks in the house. (Luke A)
MTVN - The one that hates women :laugh: (Rex)
Karl - The ex stoner who's getting his life together, the one with the interesting life story. (Pete)

Females:
Munchkins - The one that gets accused of attention-seeking but is lovely (Corin)
Ariel - The clever one that's always second guessing Big Brother (Lydia)
StupidHoe - The one that loves her friends but is vocal about who she doesn't like. (Stephanie)
Josy - The girl with the tough exterior but soft interior. (Sallie)
Niamh - The token Irish and older one. /sorryNiamh love you really :love: (can't think of who)
Sophii3x - The sweet Welsh girl who'll probably go on to win the show. (Rachel R)
*Kate* - The opinionated one, who'll take the maternal role in the house. (cant think of who)

First evictee - Shaun or StupidHoe

Final 6:
1. JH95 - for being a laugh and a right good lad.
2. Sophii3x - for being the sweet Welsh girl that was quiet and harmless for most of the series. The people's princess.
3. Locke - The troll vote ala Coolio or Dexter
4. Niamh - Irish charm and all that jazz
5. Zee - The intelligent one that get's the sophisticated vote.
6. Raph - The one that made the final just for not getting nominated, but was 'boring' all series long just harping on about Wales :tongue:

That aside, potential late-comers in Ninastar being the ditzy one and Drew as the voice of reason. Making it a total of 16. Also comparisons to past housemates are in brackets.

Me not being in the final.. scandalous, nah i kid :p
but being compared to Corin.. ew

[Niamh.]

That's a mix of women that wouldn't cause much friction! I'd have to fight with the boys... Lostalex no doubt... and I'd definitely try for a showmance with Novo.

That'd be an amazing house, I'll take Nathan for my showmance :love:

[Drew.]

That's a mix of women that wouldn't cause much friction! I'd have to fight with the boys... Lostalex no doubt... and I'd definitely try for a showmance with Novo.

dont go giving Novo any ideas Livia, hes been calm and behaving well recently around females

[Livia]

dont go giving Novo any ideas Livia, hes been calm and behaving well recently around females

He promised me birthday sex and let me down. He owes me.

[Munchkins]

I dont even know but ill have a think :p

Females:
Ariel
Stupidhoe
Kate
Niamh
Livia
Ammi
Saph

Males:
TheTruth - Argues with Niamh :laugh:
LostAlex
Nathan
Salman
Shaun
Novo
Raph

[Kazanne]

I would either be out first or lynched! :joker:

:joker::joker: Would love to see the dynamics with that one

[Niamh.]

I dont even know but ill have a think :p

Females:
Ariel
Stupidhoe
Kate
Niamh
Livia
Ammi
Saph

Males:
TheTruth - Argues with Niamh :laugh:
LostAlex
Nathan
Salman
Shaun
Novo
Raph

:laugh2: I'd believe that

[LemonJam]

Yeah i'm 100% certain the general public would like me better than you. That's not the TiBB public Shaun.

http://i44.tinypic.com/s4qukx.gif

[Glenn.]

I would either be out first or lynched! :joker:

God imagine the dynamics in that house. And the rows. It would make BB5 look tame :joker:

[Lee.]

That'd be an amazing house, I'll take Nathan for my showmance :love:

I'd have a platonic relationship with Alex and lie in bed all day slagging off the house hussies Niamh and Livia

[Glenn.]

Oh i quoted the wrong post :laugh2:

[Drew.]

He promised me birthday sex and let me down. He owes me.

:joker: he let you down!? this doesnt sound like the Novo i know

[Niamh.]

Oh but Patrick needs to be in there too somewhere, he'd be an amazing HM.......probably wouldn't last very long but he'd go down as a BB legend for sure

[Livia]

I'd have a platonic relationship with Alex and lie in bed all day slagging off the house hussies Niamh and Livia

I can take it, Lee...

[Munchkins]

I dont even know but ill have a think :p

Females:
Ariel
Stupidhoe
Kate
Niamh
Livia
Ammi
Saph

Males:
TheTruth - Argues with Niamh :laugh:
LostAlex
Nathan
Salman
Shaun
Novo
Raph


Late Entrants:
Patrick
Mollie - as part of a friends&family task which causes Drama :laugh:
Kizzy

[Niamh.]

I'd have a platonic relationship with Alex and lie in bed all day slagging off the house hussies Niamh and Livia

Jealous

http://i.imgur.com/lxd29Pd.gif

[Kazanne]

God imagine the dynamics in that house. And the rows. It would make BB5 look tame :joker:

Be a ratings winner that one:hugesmile:

[Kizzy]

Late Entrants:
Patrick
Mollie - as part of a friends&family task which causes Drama :laugh:
Kizzy

Some don't make it out of the house alive...
http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Hansel-gretel-witch-hunt.jpg

[Kazanne]

http://i44.tinypic.com/s4qukx.gif

love the mad Ramona gif,LOL

[Raph]

Late Entrants:
Patrick
Mollie - as part of a friends&family task which causes Drama :laugh:
Kizzy

Yeah I thought about including her in my series too, but didn't want to cause a row :p I think for the housemates in the house, it'd be fascinating to have Mike come in the house, would create excellent dynamics. I'd protect Mike from anyone :hug:

[Drew.]

Yeah I thought about including her in my series too, but didn't want to cause a row :p I think for the housemates in the house, it'd be fascinating to have Mike come in the house, would create excellent dynamics. I'd protect Mike from anyone :hug:

"Her" and the name Mike in the same sentence IM SO CONFUSED

[Kate!]

Some don't make it out of the house alive...
http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Hansel-gretel-witch-hunt.jpg

:joker:

[Glenn.]

Mine would be

Males:
Jesus
Me
Shaun
Patrick
MM&I
Zee

Girls:

Josy
Kate
Ammi
Gyspygoth
StupidHoe
Vicky
Kizzy

Late entrants:

Scott, lostalex, Lucas, Vanessa and Apple

[Raph]

"Her" and the name Mike in the same sentence IM SO CONFUSED

I meant him, my bad, Drew

[Glenn.]

Be a ratings winner that one:hugesmile:

We'd all be BB legends :love:

[Vanessa]

Id be first out. Crumble under pressure. :joker:

[Munchkins]

Mine would be

Males:
Jesus
Me
Shaun
Patrick
MM&I
Zee

Girls:

Josy
Kate
Ammi
Gyspygoth
StupidHoe
Vicky
Kizzy

Late entrants:

Scott, lostalex, Lucas, Vanessa and Apple

Best cast so far :worship:

[Kizzy]

Mine would be

Males:
Jesus
Me
Shaun
Patrick
MM&I
Zee

Girls:

Josy
Kate
Ammi
Gyspygoth
StupidHoe
Vicky
Kizzy

Late entrants:

Scott, lostalex, Lucas, Vanessa and Apple

I'm so excited....
http://www.20three.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/witch04.gif

[Drew.]

I meant him, my bad, Drew

i'm only kidding with you Raph :laugh:

[Locke.]

Males

Sticks
Leon
Novo
Drew
Shaun
StupidHoe & Mollie (counted as one housemate like Jack & Joe)
JesusHChrist

Females

Niamh
Josy
Munchkins
Chels
Ammi
Lee
Hannah

Had to delve deep into the past for females they are a dying breed on here

[Livia]

Males

Sticks
Leon
Novo
Drew
Shaun
StupidHoe & Mollie (counted as one housemate like Jack & Joe)
JesusHChrist

Females

Niamh
Josy
Munchkins
Chels
Ammi
Lee
Hannah

Had to delve deep into the past for females they are a dying breed on here

Hello.

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Raph]

i'm only kidding with you Raph :laugh:

Well you know that's a touchy subject with me :laugh:

[Locke.]

Oh yeah, you can have Hannah's place

[Kizzy]

What about me?.....
http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2013/03/07/07-lucille-wink.o.jpg/a_560x375.jpg

[Jake.]

Locke :joker:

[Benjamin]

males: Shaun, Lostalex, Fahrad, Claymores, Legend Killer, Locke, Karl

females: Stupidhoe, Bazladoo, Josy, Vicky, *Kate*, Kizzy, Livia

[Munchkins]

Males

Sticks
Leon
Novo
Drew
Shaun
StupidHoe & Mollie (counted as one housemate like Jack & Joe)
JesusHChrist

Females

Niamh
Josy
Munchkins
Chels
Ammi
Lee
Hannah

Had to delve deep into the past for females they are a dying breed on here

:joker:

[Niamh.]

lol Farhad and Alex would have killed eachother by day 2 Ben :laugh:

[Kizzy]

males: Shaun, Lostalex, Fahrad, Claymores, Legend Killer, Locke, Karl

females: Stupidhoe, Bazladoo, Josy, Vicky, *Kate*, Kizzy, Livia

Thanks ben is it because I'm so sweet?...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m689u3x4kt1qbfidro1_400.gif

[Jake.]

Females: Ammi, Munchkins, Livia, Niamh, Josy, Kizzy, Vicky

Males: Jesus, Raph, Drew, Novo, Ben, LostAlex, Karl

[Withano]

Sampvt Jesus Blackdagger Lostalex Scott Shaun Marcus

Chuff GypsyGoth Livia Ammi Munchkins Kizzy Josy

[Kazanne]

males: Shaun, Lostalex, Fahrad, Claymores, Legend Killer, Locke, Karl

females: Stupidhoe, Bazladoo, Josy, Vicky, *Kate*, Kizzy, Livia

Take that!!!
http://meetthematts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/woman-slapping-man2-300x210.jpg
:hugesmile:

[Roy Mars III]

Males:
Ben
Shaun
LemonJam
Karl
Marcus
Brother Leon
Novo

Females:
Josy
Niamh
Vanessa
Kizzy
Kate
Liva
GypsyGoth

[Kizzy]

Hmmmm I predict drams in those houses ...
http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/meh.ro10571.gif

[Vanessa]

Males:
Ben
Shaun
LemonJam
Karl
Marcus
Brother Leon
Novo

Females:
Josy
Niamh
Vanessa
Kizzy
Kate
Liva
GypsyGoth

Marcus! :love:

[Vicky.]

Thetruth
Farhad
Lostalex
Patrick
Scott
Shaun
Stu

Kate
Livia
Wombai (just for the arguments with thetruth :D)
Josy
Chuff
Stacey
Carah-lee (and her denim jacket)

[Niamh.]

Thetruth
Farhad
Lostalex
Patrick
Scott
Shaun
Stu

Kate
Livia
Wombai (just for the arguments with thetruth :D)
Josy
Chuff
Stacey
Carah-lee (and her denim jacket)

:laugh3: Now that would be a great series

[Benjamin]

males: Shaun, Lostalex, Fahrad, Claymores, Legend Killer, Locke, Karl

females: Stupidhoe, Bazladoo, Josy, Vicky, *Kate*, Kizzy, Livia


Week 1: Bazladoo vs. Josy vs Kate vs Kizzy [Bazladoo evicted]

Week 2: Claymores vs Kizzy vs Stupidhoe vs Livia [Claymores evicted]

Week 3: Kate vs Stupidhoe [Kate evcited]

Week 4: Fahrhad vs Lostalex [Fahrhad evicted]

Week 5: Legend Killer vs Lostalex vs Kizzy [Legend Killer evicted]

Week 6: Kizzy vs Locke vs Livia vs Shaun vs Vicky [Vicky evicted]

Week 7: Locke vs Lostalex vs Shaun [Locke evicted]

Week 8: Kizzy vs Stupidhoe [Stupidhoe evcited]

Final: 6th Josy, 5th Lostalex, 4th Kizzy, 3rd Shaun, 2nd Livia, 1st Karl

[Shaun]

lostalex surviving against Locke? :laugh: ok ben

[Ramsay]

i like the way you think benjamin

[Locke.]

Pass me the rope

[Benjamin]

lostalex surviving against Locke? :laugh: ok ben

After owning Fahrad in the house several times he picked up a big cult following. ;)

[Kizzy]

4th?
http://static.tumblr.com/r91verc/ft1maz5mi/tumblr_mawq0qpcp71ryolqjo1_500.gif

[*mazedsalv**]

Patrick would be brilliant. :laugh:

[Kazanne]

Hello.

^2:hugesmile:

[Kizzy]

It's cheered me up so many want me in their houses... So what if I didn't make shauns poxy list :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

[Kazanne]

It's cheered me up so many want me in their houses... So what if I didn't make shauns poxy list :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

You should be so lucky Kizzy,no one loves me:bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Kizzy]

I do... You, I and kate should make a club, but what could we call it?....

[Marcus.]

thanks roy and witho

but i would be too nice and i would get on people nerves by going that not in it right place and moving it to the right place

[Benjamin]

I do... You, I and kate should make a club, but what could we call it?....

The Menopause Brigade


-runs-

[Vanessa]

:joker:

[Marcus.]

The Menopause Brigade


-runs-

:joker:

[Kizzy]

The Menopause Brigade


-runs-

you think your funny little man?...
http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jack-nicholson-creepy-gif.gif

[Gstar]

Some of these are okay, whereas others look a bit boring

[Kizzy]

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r316/MACDD/431_creepy.gif

[Marsh.]

:joker:

[Josy]

Creepy ^^

[Josy]

Oh not Marsh...the gif that Kizzy posted

[Kazanne]

The Menopause Brigade


-runs-

Far too early for me Ben :hmph:
http://www.nodeju.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jealous-woman-beat-man-with-pan.png

[Shaun]

launch night~
HM#1: Josiah.
"Hello I like trampolines"
~josiah enters the house and immediately begins arguing with the sofas, and pretends one of them's slapped him, a la the Real World~
HM#2: Karl
"xD xD xD"
~karl somehow stumbles down the stairs, a bit drunk, and walks in and hugs Josiah tightly. Josiah admits he may have feelings for Karl.~
HM#3: SiaSiaSia
"ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME"
~sia ignores emma on the way in and throws her overnight bag into the swimming pool by accident. she eyes out the cameras whilst josiah follows karl around reciting BB USA quotes~
HM#4: Dezzy
"wuthering~wuthering~"
~dean interpretively dances his way through the front door and helps himself to champagne. Sia strikes up a conversation with him and josiah, whilst karl rolls around on the floor talking about how nice the carpet is~
HM#5: Princess
"I LOVE MY BOYS"
~laura runs into the house wearing a suit fashioned entirely from pages of Smash Hits featuring pictures of Take That. She walks up to Dean and says he has "a robbie vibe" and hisses~
HM#6: Livia
"Suck my dick."
~livia enters the house in a carriage carried by four shirtless men, and steals a kiss from one of them. she enters and is immediately struck in the face by an orange thrown by josiah~
HM#7: Conzors
"LMAO. omg."
~for some reason speaking in 2008 conzorlish, conor sprints into the house only to find livia emptying the contents of the fruit basket in a food fight, yelling at josiah and calling him a "despicable little turd". conor whispers "omg" and goes to the diary room~
HM#8: Nathan
"cabbage"
~entering the house in a purple velcro suit, Nathan spends 2 minutes stuck to the stairs before helped inside by Karl and Sia. He introduces himself as a duke, and is revealed to be wearing five monocles.~
HM#9: Novo
"time to teach these fools how it's done"
~after picking up several bras flung at him on the catwalk, he enters the house wearing a t-shirt with Aaron BB12 on it. He immediately makes a move on Livia, telling her she has "eyes like sapphires", and Josiah interrupts them by crushing a tomato into Novo's shoes with his hands~
HM#10: GypsyGoth
"..........................."
~entirely mute, claudia enters and just stares at Sia, who's sat on the sofas talking to Laura and Dean. Dean notices her and is a little frightened, as Claudia stars licking her lips without a word.~
HM#11: Scott
"bye"
~wearing a sari, Scott flows elegantly into the room and is immediately approached by Nathan and Josiah, who vie for his affections. "Away from me, peasants", he coos, before mounting the dining table and twerking~
HM#12: Vanessa
"more more more"
~Vanessa has to be detained from touching the crowd members, and takes seven minutes to enter the house. There, she flings herself at Nathan and laughs loudly about how she's stuck and they "might as well get married". Nathan protests but she keeps rubbing herself more against him.~
HM#13: Jessica
"hehehehehe"
~slightly similar to Claudia, Jessica enters and just giggles nervously as the others introduce themselves. Claudia has now climbed up one of the walls and is squatting upside down in the corner of the ceiling, staring at a statue of a dog in the garden~
HM#14: Amy21
"WRONG :mad:"
~amy storms into the house and tells Josiah she has to get something off her chest: he's a dick. Josiah overreacts and begins throwing plates on the floor, but is shaken out of it by Livia, who's now coated in fruit. Conor returns from the diary room and tells them he wants to leave, because Sia said something about gay people. Dean is now twerking with Scott.~
HM#15: Sticks
"What idiot... what MORON?"
~He takes 4 minutes to explain to Emma Willis what exactly he's done to prepare himself for the house, and just as he's about to enter, shouts back to ask if she can make sure he's turned off his shower. He enters and takes a seat next to Nathan, asking if he's aware it's a new moon tonight. Laura is pointing out to Sia and Karl that her jacket took 2 years to make. Scott has fallen off the table and started vomiting up some of the fruit he ate off of Novo's feet.~
HM#16: lily.
"ha ye ken aye bawwws"
~Linda enters and introduces herself to Karl, Nathan and Sticks who are discussing the lunar cycle. Their silence is brought to an abrupt end when Claudia, still on the ceiling, begins emitting a small, constant hiss from her mouth. Suddenly, in a satanic voice, she announces her name, and asks if anyone has a cough drop. Conor has tried to join Dean's dance but Dean keeps ignoring him. Vanessa is now hitting on Josiah, who's flattered but confused.~

stay tuned for the results :dazzler:

[Vanessa]

launch night~
HM#1: Josiah.
"Hello I like trampolines"
~josiah enters the house and immediately begins arguing with the sofas, and pretends one of them's slapped him, a la the Real World~
HM#2: Karl
"xD xD xD"
~karl somehow stumbles down the stairs, a bit drunk, and walks in and hugs Josiah tightly. Josiah admits he may have feelings for Karl.~
HM#3: SiaSiaSia
"ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME"
~sia ignores emma on the way in and throws her overnight bag into the swimming pool by accident. she eyes out the cameras whilst josiah follows karl around reciting BB USA quotes~
HM#4: Dezzy
"wuthering~wuthering~"
~dean interpretively dances his way through the front door and helps himself to champagne. Sia strikes up a conversation with him and josiah, whilst karl rolls around on the floor talking about how nice the carpet is~
HM#5: Princess
"I LOVE MY BOYS"
~laura runs into the house wearing a suit fashioned entirely from pages of Smash Hits featuring pictures of Take That. She walks up to Dean and says he has "a robbie vibe" and hisses~
HM#6: Livia
"Suck my dick."
~livia enters the house in a carriage carried by four shirtless men, and steals a kiss from one of them. she enters and is immediately struck in the face by an orange thrown by josiah~
HM#7: Conzors
"LMAO. omg."
~for some reason speaking in 2008 conzorlish, conor sprints into the house only to find livia emptying the contents of the fruit basket in a food fight, yelling at josiah and calling him a "despicable little turd". conor whispers "omg" and goes to the diary room~
HM#8: Nathan
"cabbage"
~entering the house in a purple velcro suit, Nathan spends 2 minutes stuck to the stairs before helped inside by Karl and Sia. He introduces himself as a duke, and is revealed to be wearing five monocles.~
HM#9: Novo
"time to teach these fools how it's done"
~after picking up several bras flung at him on the catwalk, he enters the house wearing a t-shirt with Aaron BB12 on it. He immediately makes a move on Livia, telling her she has "eyes like sapphires", and Josiah interrupts them by crushing a tomato into Novo's shoes with his hands~
HM#10: GypsyGoth
"..........................."
~entirely mute, claudia enters and just stares at Sia, who's sat on the sofas talking to Laura and Dean. Dean notices her and is a little frightened, as Claudia stars licking her lips without a word.~
HM#11: Scott
"bye"
~wearing a sari, Scott flows elegantly into the room and is immediately approached by Nathan and Josiah, who vie for his affections. "Away from me, peasants", he coos, before mounting the dining table and twerking~
HM#12: Vanessa
"more more more"
~Vanessa has to be detained from touching the crowd members, and takes seven minutes to enter the house. There, she flings herself at Nathan and laughs loudly about how she's stuck and they "might as well get married". Nathan protests but she keeps rubbing herself more against him.~
HM#13: Jessica
"hehehehehe"
~slightly similar to Claudia, Jessica enters and just giggles nervously as the others introduce themselves. Claudia has now climbed up one of the walls and is squatting upside down in the corner of the ceiling, staring at a statue of a dog in the garden~
HM#14: Amy21
"WRONG :mad:"
~amy storms into the house and tells Josiah she has to get something off her chest: he's a dick. Josiah overreacts and begins throwing plates on the floor, but is shaken out of it by Livia, who's now coated in fruit. Conor returns from the diary room and tells them he wants to leave, because Sia said something about gay people. Dean is now twerking with Scott.~
HM#15: Sticks
"What idiot... what MORON?"
~He takes 4 minutes to explain to Emma Willis what exactly he's done to prepare himself for the house, and just as he's about to enter, shouts back to ask if she can make sure he's turned off his shower. He enters and takes a seat next to Nathan, asking if he's aware it's a new moon tonight. Laura is pointing out to Sia and Karl that her jacket took 2 years to make. Scott has fallen off the table and started vomiting up some of the fruit he ate off of Novo's feet.~
HM#16: lily.
"ha ye ken aye bawwws"
~Linda enters and introduces herself to Karl, Nathan and Sticks who are discussing the lunar cycle. Their silence is brought to an abrupt end when Claudia, still on the ceiling, begins emitting a small, constant hiss from her mouth. Suddenly, in a satanic voice, she announces her name, and asks if anyone has a cough drop. Conor has tried to join Dean's dance but Dean keeps ignoring him. Vanessa is now hitting on Josiah, who's flattered but confused.~

stay tuned for the results :dazzler:

:joker:Love it!

[Kizzy]

I don't agree with mocking josiah but meh....

[Josy]

entering the house in a purple velcro suit, Nathan spends 2 minutes stuck to the stairs before helped inside by Karl and Sia.

Claudia has now climbed up one of the walls and is squatting upside down in the corner of the ceiling, staring at a statue of a dog in the garden~

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Omfg actually lmao :laugh3:

[Locke.]

Don't happen to have watched Aristocats lately do you Shaun

[Shaun]

Don't happen to have watched Aristocats lately do you Shaun

i haven't, no :suspect: (what did i do, i'm confused)

[Locke.]

He immediately makes a move on Livia, telling her she has "eyes like sapphires"

Thomas O'Malley's chat up line

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv1925rMnh1qlmtzto1_400.jpg

[Shaun]

ah, thought it was familiar :laugh:

week 1~
~after the launch night, a small group of Karl, Nathan, lily, Jessica and Novo forms. They occupy the treehouse from time to time and trade stories about how Nathan was once retweeted by Kriss Akubusi and lily was a groupie for Metallica. Meanwhile, Claudia has begun to display signs of social interaction but still spends most of the day alone and making metallic noises. Sia, Laura, Dean and Vanessa have formed another group, who stay mostly in the bedroom dressing up and singing. Livia is essentially the mother of the house and takes up residence in the kitchen, whilst the others bandy about the house looking for attention. Conor, the first HM to the diary room, is made Head of House (but isn't an actor sry). He nominates Josiah for being dramatic, Dean for insulting him and Amy21 for arguing with Sticks over who is most attractive. Afterwards, the house pass their shopping task ("name 50 shades of grey", single-handedly passed by claudia in just under 20 seconds) and enjoy Jessica's birthday party by getting drunk again. Dean has a breakdown and tells Scott he's a heifer, and becomes something of a public hate figure for 2 days. The night before the eviction, Amy comes to the diary room and just does a **** on the floor, securing her eviction~
saved: Josiah
evicted (head to head): Amy21

[Munchkins]

ah, thought it was familiar :laugh:

week 1~
~after the launch night, a small group of Karl, Nathan, lily, Jessica and Novo forms. They occupy the treehouse from time to time and trade stories about how Nathan was once retweeted by Kriss Akubusi and lily was a groupie for Metallica. Meanwhile, Claudia has begun to display signs of social interaction but still spends most of the day alone and making metallic noises. Sia, Laura, Dean and Vanessa have formed another group, who stay mostly in the bedroom dressing up and singing. Livia is essentially the mother of the house and takes up residence in the kitchen, whilst the others bandy about the house looking for attention. Conor, the first HM to the diary room, is made Head of House (but isn't an actor sry). He nominates Josiah for being dramatic, Dean for insulting him and Amy21 for arguing with Sticks over who is most attractive. Afterwards, the house pass their shopping task ("name 50 shades of grey", single-handedly passed by claudia in just under 20 seconds) and enjoy Jessica's birthday party by getting drunk again. Dean has a breakdown and tells Scott he's a heifer, and becomes something of a public hate figure for 2 days. The night before the eviction, Amy comes to the diary room and just does a **** on the floor, securing her eviction~
saved: Josiah
evicted (head to head): Amy21

Oh Shaun i do love how you've turned this simple list thread into an elaborate thought out series :laugh:

[Shaun]

I'll take it to creative writing to save me drowning everyone else out :laugh:

[Livia]

ah, thought it was familiar :laugh:

week 1~
~after the launch night, a small group of Karl, Nathan, lily, Jessica and Novo forms. They occupy the treehouse from time to time and trade stories about how Nathan was once retweeted by Kriss Akubusi and lily was a groupie for Metallica. Meanwhile, Claudia has begun to display signs of social interaction but still spends most of the day alone and making metallic noises. Sia, Laura, Dean and Vanessa have formed another group, who stay mostly in the bedroom dressing up and singing. Livia is essentially the mother of the house and takes up residence in the kitchen, whilst the others bandy about the house looking for attention. Conor, the first HM to the diary room, is made Head of House (but isn't an actor sry). He nominates Josiah for being dramatic, Dean for insulting him and Amy21 for arguing with Sticks over who is most attractive. Afterwards, the house pass their shopping task ("name 50 shades of grey", single-handedly passed by claudia in just under 20 seconds) and enjoy Jessica's birthday party by getting drunk again. Dean has a breakdown and tells Scott he's a heifer, and becomes something of a public hate figure for 2 days. The night before the eviction, Amy comes to the diary room and just does a **** on the floor, securing her eviction~
saved: Josiah
evicted (head to head): Amy21

LOL... Heaven help you all...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

did kizzy just discover gifs or something

[Kizzy]

did kizzy just discover gifs or something

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7v8kcH0H1qjwa1a.gif

[Z]

pmsfl at Shaun's series

[King Gizzard]

Lostalex (potential to be a classic housemate)
Novo
Karl (a potential winner)
Sticks
Drew
Roy
Black Dagger
Shaun

Niamh
kizzy
Vanessa
Livia
chuff me dizzy
Lily
Josy
Munchkins

[Marcus.]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7v8kcH0H1qjwa1a.gif

oh my stars

[King Gizzard]

Scott, Locke and Vicky late entries

I have got way too many HM's haven't I

[Glenn.]

did kizzy just discover gifs or something

:joker:

[Kizzy]

Lostalex (potential to be a classic housemate)
Novo
Karl (a potential winner)
Sticks
Drew
Roy
Black Dagger
Shaun

Niamh
kizzy
Vanessa
Livia
chuff me dizzy
Lily
Josy
Munchkins

I'm figuring very highly here...
http://media.tumblr.com/201fe9c5af9dcae8c7ef3738986fef5b/tumblr_inline_mh0fep55pn1rt1izo.gif

[Z]

HM#1 - Patrick - Patrick is introduced as a pot smoking BB fanatic who hasn't been able to have a regular sex life since Samanda were housemates and he couldn't get the thought of shouting "YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED FROM MY PENIS!" at a set of twins out of his head. He hopes that being a housemate will cure him, but he'll be very angry if he can't masturbate at least once a day, hopefully a fit bird will want to help him out.

HM#2 - Ninastar - Caitlin introduces herself as a blonde bombshell, high powered business lesbian who thinks boys are gross and if it was up to her, she would ban boys from being allowed anywhere near her. She loves children and she hates fox hunting.

HM#3 - GypsyGoth - Claudia nervously introduces herself as a huge fan of Kristen Stewart and admits that she would be open to the idea of finding love in the Big Brother house. She says she's thought about getting with girls before but only if they were blonde and really loved children because she has always wanted children. She hates conflict but she loves passing sarcastic comments when fights are taking place and admits she's received a few black eyes from it before but also that she was turned on by getting beaten up.

HM#4 - Karl - Karl swaggers up the stairs and shouts "420 BLAZE IT!" at the crowd before entering the house. In his VT he says it'll be hard for him to go more than a week without smoking weed and he's already feeling paranoid about people having secret stashes that they won't share with him. He says he doesn't trust older women because he's been seduced by cougars before.

HM#5 - Kate - Kate steps out of the limousine wearing a dress with a plunging neckline and the crowd goes wild. She says that she hopes to make friends in the house and her favourite thing to do is to ask people to design hats for others but then be ignored. She doesn't clarify this point further. She says she hates everything Mike Myers has ever done, especially voicing Shrek, which she says gives her night terrors.

HM#6 - Glenn - Glenn, a professional Olly Murs and Shrek impersonator (also used to do that one from Hear'Say but no one wants to hire him for that anymore) says he wants to win Big Brother and he doesn't care if he makes friends or not. He hopes his skills at impersonating other people will come in handy in the house, and he says he really hates women unless they're lesbians because lesbians are related to ogres. The crowd boos.

HM#7 - Salman! - Salman declares himself to be the biggest Big Brother fan of all time and says that he hasn't been able to support his favourite popstar Rihanna properly ever since he heard about the epidemic of boys not being able to have a normal sex life after watching Samanda on Big Brother. He says that if he ever met a boy like that he would beat him up, just like Rihanna got beaten up, so he'd snap out of it.

HM#8 - Apple202 - Apple says he loves sassy people and he hates Olly Murs because he's the exact opposite of sassy. He likes making friends and he loves making fun of people, especially when they're easy to wind up. He hates clothes that aren't from Abercrombie&Fitch.

HM#9 - Kazanne - Kazanne causes the crowd to burst into unanimous tears as she talks about her success story growing up and the crowd give her the loudest cheer of all. She says she hopes she makes friends in the house and says that she hates conflict.

HM#10 - Kizzy - Kizzy raises an eyebrow at the camera and systematically causes the camera man to burst into tears and tell her all his flaws and problems in life without so much as saying a word. She says she can't tolerate idiots and she absolutely hates Scottish people because they smell of Irn Bru burps and are impossible to understand.

HM#11 - Lee - Lee belches really loudly and says "foo's yer doos min far yi gan fit d'yi mean yi canna stand the smella Irn Bru yir a panny yi ken at min?" The crowd blink and don't have a clue what she says. From what they understand, they think Lee dislikes groups of women because they can't down Irn Bru as fast as men can and she likes trolleys, or something.

HM#12 - Josy - Josy says she designs graphics for a living and then starts to say something about her interests but then she burps and inhales deeply, and says "ah canna abide by folk at hink Irn Bru's gash yi ken aye, Irn Bru's ih fukn tits min! Da ken how tae survive wioot ma Irn Bru fix in ih morn pal but!" She says she thinks boys farting is hilarious and something about when gay people are all in your face but nobody really knows what she said.

HM#13 - Scott - Scott says he's already horny and doesn't know how he's going to cope in the house if he can't masturbate at least once a day. He says he hates everyone apart from himself and he loves having alter egos and he might change personality at the drop of a hat. He then becomes a woman called Jackie Travers and sassily storms up the stairs and into the house.

HM#14 - LemonJam - James is the final housemate to enter. He says he likes to take a backseat in conversations because people are stupid and he much prefers instruments, but he says he hopes to make friends in the house and that he's fluent in making people believe he speaks Portuguese.


Week 1:

- Patrick and Scott get involved in a sex crazed mutual masturbation incident before Patrick realises that he's not gay and screams at Scott for being a "****ing ****** what the **** do you think you're ****ing doing to my ****ing private parts you ****ing ****!?!?! YOU'RE A FAILY *******!!!!"

- Ninastar tries to hit on Josy and is turned on by Josy's Irn Bru burps but Josy tells Caitlin that she's not a lesbian, she just burps like one. Caitlin isn't convinced and lusts after her from afar. Lee gets offended that Josy's Irn Bru burps are more attractive than hers.

- The housemates put on a talent show and Apple and Kate are horrified at Glenn's career as a Shrek and Olly Murs impersonator and are determined to get him voted out of the house.

- Kizzy rants in the diary room for twenty minutes about Scottish people and says it's disgusting that they have to live alongside country folk who smell of Irn Bru.

- Apple is impressed by how sassy Scott is but is put off by the fact Scott doesn't wear A&F and feels conflicted.

- GypsyGoth is Head of House and has to nominate three people to be evicted. She picks Patrick for the abuse he gave to Scott, LemonJam for being quiet and not getting to know him, and Apple because he made a snide comment to her about not wearing Abercrombie&Fitch. Big Brother then announces that those three housemates are safe and it was in fact a trick. GypsyGoth feels betrayed and develops extreme trust issues. The rest of the housemates are automatically up for eviction. There will be no more Head of House until further notice.

- Josy is evicted.

Week 2:

- Salman discovers the reason Patrick got so angry at Scott was because they were masturbating together. He and Apple think this is disgusting. Apple doesn't admit the reason he's so upset by this is because he wanted to be the first one to masturbate with Scott. Salman then discovers that Patrick can't have a normal sex life because of the Samanda incident and decides he absolutely hates Patrick.

- Kizzy and Lee get into a fight over Josy's eviction. Kizzy is delighted because that means one less Scottish person in the house; Lee is offended and thinks Kizzy has it out for her. Lee admits in the Diary Room that she doesn't care that Josy was evicted because it means she has the nicest smelling burps in the house.

- GypsyGoth feels deeply betrayed by Big Brother and hasn't spoken a word since she was lied to. Ninastar finds this attractive and tries to hit on her but Claudia gets upset and refuses to respond to her advances. Caitlin feels upset.

- Karl and Patrick bond over their love of weed and LemonJam joins in with them, but feels like an outsider because he's not Irish.

- Kate, and Apple plot to get Glenn out of the house but are banned from nominating by Big Brother for discussing nominations. They blame this on Glenn and get even angrier, so start to try and convince other housemates that Glenn is a horrible person to live with. They tell Kazanne it was Glenn who burped in the bathroom and made it smell like bacon. Kazanne is disgusted, as a staunch vegetarian, and furiously avoids speaking to Glenn.

- The real perpetrator of the bacon burp was Lee, who is trying to branch out and get more people to like her. She is angry that Kate and Apple are giving her burp credit to Glenn and is especially annoyed that Kazanne believed them.

- Kizzy screams at Patrick after she finds him masturbating underneath her bed. He said he liked the peaceful atmosphere.

- Glenn and Ninastar form a close friendship because of their mutual love for lesbians and he tries to give her advice about seducing Claudia.

- Nominations:

Glenn - Apple, Kate
GypsyGoth - Ninastar, Glenn
Karl - Salman, Scott
Kazanne - Glenn, Lee
Kizzy - Lee, Patrick
Lee - Kazanne, Kizzy
LemonJam - Apple, Salman
Ninastar - Patrick, Salman
Patrick - Kizzy, Scott
Salman - Patrick, Scott
Scott - Patrick, Salman

banned from nominating:

Apple
Kate

Nominated: Patrick vs Salman

Evicted: Salman


~to be continued~

[Marsh.]

HM#1 - Patrick - Patrick is introduced as a pot smoking BB fanatic who hasn't been able to have a regular sex life since Samanda were housemates and he couldn't get the thought of shouting "YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED FROM MY PENIS!" at a set of twins out of his head. He hopes that being a housemate will cure him, but he'll be very angry if he can't masturbate at least once a day, hopefully a fit bird will want to help him out.

HM#10 - Kizzy - Kizzy raises an eyebrow at the camera and systematically causes the camera man to burst into tears and tell her all his flaws and problems in life without so much as saying a word. She says she can't tolerate idiots and she absolutely hates Scottish people because they smell of Irn Bru burps and are impossible to understand.

HM#11 - Lee - Lee belches really loudly and says "foo's yer doos min far yi gan fit d'yi mean yi canna stand the smella Irn Bru yir a panny yi ken at min?" The crowd blink and don't have a clue what she says. From what they understand, they think Lee dislikes groups of women because they can't down Irn Bru as fast as men can and she likes trolleys, or something.

HM#12 - Josy - Josy says she designs graphics for a living and then starts to say something about her interests but then she burps and inhales deeply, and says "ah canna abide by folk at hink Irn Bru's gash yi ken aye, Irn Bru's ih fukn tits min! Da ken how tae survive wioot ma Irn Bru fix in ih morn pal but!" She says she thinks boys farting is hilarious and something about when gay people are all in your face but nobody really knows what she said.


Week 1:

- Patrick and Scott get involved in a sex crazed mutual masturbation incident before Patrick realises that he's not gay and screams at Scott for being a "****ing ****** what the **** do you think you're ****ing doing to my ****ing private parts you ****ing ****!?!?! YOU'RE A FAILY *******!!!!"

- Kizzy and Lee get into a fight over Josy's eviction. Kizzy is delighted because that means one less Scottish person in the house; Lee is offended and thinks Kizzy has it out for her. Lee admits in the Diary Room that she doesn't care that Josy was evicted because it means she has the nicest smelling burps in the house.

- Kate, and Apple plot to get Glenn out of the house but are banned from nominating by Big Brother for discussing nominations. They blame this on Glenn and get even angrier, so start to try and convince other housemates that Glenn is a horrible person to live with. They tell Kazanne it was Glenn who burped in the bathroom and made it smell like bacon. Kazanne is disgusted, as a staunch vegetarian, and furiously avoids speaking to Glenn.

- Kizzy screams at Patrick after she finds him masturbating underneath her bed. He said he liked the peaceful atmosphere.

- Glenn and Ninastar form a close friendship because of their mutual love for lesbians and he tries to give her advice about seducing Claudia.

banned from nominating:
Apple
Kate

:laugh2:

[Glenn.]

Greg omfg :love:

Please don't evict me before my haters

[Niamh.]

:laugh3: Brilliant Greg

[Kazanne]

HM#1 - Patrick - Patrick is introduced as a pot smoking BB fanatic who hasn't been able to have a regular sex life since Samanda were housemates and he couldn't get the thought of shouting "YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED FROM MY PENIS!" at a set of twins out of his head. He hopes that being a housemate will cure him, but he'll be very angry if he can't masturbate at least once a day, hopefully a fit bird will want to help him out.

HM#2 - Ninastar - Caitlin introduces herself as a blonde bombshell, high powered business lesbian who thinks boys are gross and if it was up to her, she would ban boys from being allowed anywhere near her. She loves children and she hates fox hunting.

HM#3 - GypsyGoth - Claudia nervously introduces herself as a huge fan of Kristen Stewart and admits that she would be open to the idea of finding love in the Big Brother house. She says she's thought about getting with girls before but only if they were blonde and really loved children because she has always wanted children. She hates conflict but she loves passing sarcastic comments when fights are taking place and admits she's received a few black eyes from it before but also that she was turned on by getting beaten up.

HM#4 - Karl - Karl swaggers up the stairs and shouts "420 BLAZE IT!" at the crowd before entering the house. In his VT he says it'll be hard for him to go more than a week without smoking weed and he's already feeling paranoid about people having secret stashes that they won't share with him. He says he doesn't trust older women because he's been seduced by cougars before.

HM#5 - Kate - Kate steps out of the limousine wearing a dress with a plunging neckline and the crowd goes wild. She says that she hopes to make friends in the house and her favourite thing to do is to ask people to design hats for others but then be ignored. She doesn't clarify this point further. She says she hates everything Mike Myers has ever done, especially voicing Shrek, which she says gives her night terrors.

HM#6 - Glenn - Glenn, a professional Olly Murs and Shrek impersonator (also used to do that one from Hear'Say but no one wants to hire him for that anymore) says he wants to win Big Brother and he doesn't care if he makes friends or not. He hopes his skills at impersonating other people will come in handy in the house, and he says he really hates women unless they're lesbians because lesbians are related to ogres. The crowd boos.

HM#7 - Salman! - Salman declares himself to be the biggest Big Brother fan of all time and says that he hasn't been able to support his favourite popstar Rihanna properly ever since he heard about the epidemic of boys not being able to have a normal sex life after watching Samanda on Big Brother. He says that if he ever met a boy like that he would beat him up, just like Rihanna got beaten up, so he'd snap out of it.

HM#8 - Apple202 - Apple says he loves sassy people and he hates Olly Murs because he's the exact opposite of sassy. He likes making friends and he loves making fun of people, especially when they're easy to wind up. He hates clothes that aren't from Abercrombie&Fitch.

HM#9 - Kazanne - Kazanne causes the crowd to burst into unanimous tears as she talks about her success story growing up and the crowd give her the loudest cheer of all. She says she hopes she makes friends in the house and says that she hates conflict.

HM#10 - Kizzy - Kizzy raises an eyebrow at the camera and systematically causes the camera man to burst into tears and tell her all his flaws and problems in life without so much as saying a word. She says she can't tolerate idiots and she absolutely hates Scottish people because they smell of Irn Bru burps and are impossible to understand.

HM#11 - Lee - Lee belches really loudly and says "foo's yer doos min far yi gan fit d'yi mean yi canna stand the smella Irn Bru yir a panny yi ken at min?" The crowd blink and don't have a clue what she says. From what they understand, they think Lee dislikes groups of women because they can't down Irn Bru as fast as men can and she likes trolleys, or something.

HM#12 - Josy - Josy says she designs graphics for a living and then starts to say something about her interests but then she burps and inhales deeply, and says "ah canna abide by folk at hink Irn Bru's gash yi ken aye, Irn Bru's ih fukn tits min! Da ken how tae survive wioot ma Irn Bru fix in ih morn pal but!" She says she thinks boys farting is hilarious and something about when gay people are all in your face but nobody really knows what she said.

HM#13 - Scott - Scott says he's already horny and doesn't know how he's going to cope in the house if he can't masturbate at least once a day. He says he hates everyone apart from himself and he loves having alter egos and he might change personality at the drop of a hat. He then becomes a woman called Jackie Travers and sassily storms up the stairs and into the house.

HM#14 - LemonJam - James is the final housemate to enter. He says he likes to take a backseat in conversations because people are stupid and he much prefers instruments, but he says he hopes to make friends in the house and that he's fluent in making people believe he speaks Portuguese.


Week 1:

- Patrick and Scott get involved in a sex crazed mutual masturbation incident before Patrick realises that he's not gay and screams at Scott for being a "****ing ****** what the **** do you think you're ****ing doing to my ****ing private parts you ****ing ****!?!?! YOU'RE A FAILY *******!!!!"

- Ninastar tries to hit on Josy and is turned on by Josy's Irn Bru burps but Josy tells Caitlin that she's not a lesbian, she just burps like one. Caitlin isn't convinced and lusts after her from afar. Lee gets offended that Josy's Irn Bru burps are more attractive than hers.

- The housemates put on a talent show and Apple and Kate are horrified at Glenn's career as a Shrek and Olly Murs impersonator and are determined to get him voted out of the house.

- Kizzy rants in the diary room for twenty minutes about Scottish people and says it's disgusting that they have to live alongside country folk who smell of Irn Bru.

- Apple is impressed by how sassy Scott is but is put off by the fact Scott doesn't wear A&F and feels conflicted.

- GypsyGoth is Head of House and has to nominate three people to be evicted. She picks Patrick for the abuse he gave to Scott, LemonJam for being quiet and not getting to know him, and Apple because he made a snide comment to her about not wearing Abercrombie&Fitch. Big Brother then announces that those three housemates are safe and it was in fact a trick. GypsyGoth feels betrayed and develops extreme trust issues. The rest of the housemates are automatically up for eviction. There will be no more Head of House until further notice.

- Josy is evicted.

Week 2:

- Salman discovers the reason Patrick got so angry at Scott was because they were masturbating together. He and Apple think this is disgusting. Apple doesn't admit the reason he's so upset by this is because he wanted to be the first one to masturbate with Scott. Salman then discovers that Patrick can't have a normal sex life because of the Samanda incident and decides he absolutely hates Patrick.

- Kizzy and Lee get into a fight over Josy's eviction. Kizzy is delighted because that means one less Scottish person in the house; Lee is offended and thinks Kizzy has it out for her. Lee admits in the Diary Room that she doesn't care that Josy was evicted because it means she has the nicest smelling burps in the house.

- GypsyGoth feels deeply betrayed by Big Brother and hasn't spoken a word since she was lied to. Ninastar finds this attractive and tries to hit on her but Claudia gets upset and refuses to respond to her advances. Caitlin feels upset.

- Karl and Patrick bond over their love of weed and LemonJam joins in with them, but feels like an outsider because he's not Irish.

- Kate, and Apple plot to get Glenn out of the house but are banned from nominating by Big Brother for discussing nominations. They blame this on Glenn and get even angrier, so start to try and convince other housemates that Glenn is a horrible person to live with. They tell Kazanne it was Glenn who burped in the bathroom and made it smell like bacon. Kazanne is disgusted, as a staunch vegetarian, and furiously avoids speaking to Glenn.

- The real perpetrator of the bacon burp was Lee, who is trying to branch out and get more people to like her. She is angry that Kate and Apple are giving her burp credit to Glenn and is especially annoyed that Kazanne believed them.

- Kizzy screams at Patrick after she finds him masturbating underneath her bed. He said he liked the peaceful atmosphere.

- Glenn and Ninastar form a close friendship because of their mutual love for lesbians and he tries to give her advice about seducing Claudia.

- Nominations:

Glenn - Apple, Kate
GypsyGoth - Ninastar, Glenn
Karl - Salman, Scott
Kazanne - Glenn, Lee
Kizzy - Lee, Patrick
Lee - Kazanne, Kizzy
LemonJam - Apple, Salman
Ninastar - Patrick, Salman
Patrick - Kizzy, Scott
Salman - Patrick, Scott
Scott - Patrick, Salman

banned from nominating:

Apple
Kate

Nominated: Patrick vs Salman

Evicted: Salman


~to be continued~

:joker::joker: Love it Zee

[Kate!]

Zee.....I love you...Marry me, oh wait **** no. Best not do that again, look what happened last time...erm be my fwend forever and ever instead :love:

I'm literally crying laughing at this especially taking the piss out of my design a hat thread. Genius :D

You're all bloody hattist and should be ashamed.

Lmao.

[Ramsay]

These stories :worship:

[Glenn.]

Don't marry her Greg. She'll keep your dog and limit access to it.

I'm tying myself to the London eye next week in protest:idc:

[Vanessa]

Greg omfg :love:

Please don't evict me before my haters

:laugh:

[Kate!]

Don't marry her Greg. She'll keep your dog and limit access to it.

I'm tying myself to the London eye next week in protest:idc:

:joker:

[Shaun]

greg copying my idea aw

[Josy]

Zee evicting me first :mad: this is terrible plus I rarely drink irn bru :idc:

[reece(:]

Females:
Ariel (to spread Corinne love)
GypsyGoth (fun)
Ammi (mother role)
Saph (sass)
Kate (fun)
chuff (conflict)
Livia (wit)

Males
lostalex (controversy)
Salman (controversy)
Jordan (controversy)
Patrick (superfan)
Jack_ (entertainment)
scott (because scott)
LemonJam (to be his own "lulzy" character he always supports :laugh:)

late entrants:
Stacey (cher lloyd reincarnated), Vanessa (cougar), waterhog (talks in riddles) and troyuncdicit (spiller of his own "truth tea")

[Joe.]

Shaun or someone I swear you did a thread like this before but with like a week by week plan?

[Shaun]

Shaun or someone I swear you did a thread like this before but with like a week by week plan?

i started one about 3 years ago but gave up after 2 or 3 weeks (I did whole highlight shows LOL with scripts and everything)

edit: this one? http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87182

[Z]

greg copying my idea aw

Sorry everyone I can't continue my story the führer of fun has spoken

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Sorry everyone I can't continue my story the führer of fun has spoken

:joker::joker::joker:

[Joe.]

i started one about 3 years ago but gave up after 2 or 3 weeks (I did whole highlight shows LOL with scripts and everything)

omg I remember it was amazing- can you find is pls :xyxwave:

[Vanessa]

Shaun and Zee, you can both continue your stories. :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

just edited my post :p

and just saying greg :idc: could've at least changed the format :hmph:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i remember eoin did one last year too

i think it was last year anyway

[Z]

just edited my post :p

and just saying greg :idc: could've at least changed the format :hmph:

Why change a winning formula? :lovedup:

[Shaun]

-has greg enter as HM #17 and be the first housemate to die wanking & crying on the toilet-

[Z]

-has greg enter as HM #17 and be the first housemate to die wanking & crying on the toilet-

-doesn't have Shaun enter because he wasn't good enough to get into the house :hmph:-

[Shaun]

[petty and irrelevant reminder that Mutya Keisha Siobhan haven't released anything yet and they're losing public interest with every waiting day]

[Jake.]

-has greg enter as HM #17 and be the first housemate to die wanking & crying on the toilet-

-doesn't have Shaun enter because he wasn't good enough to get into the house :hmph:-

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

jackie travers

[Lee.]

-burps and leaves thread-

[Z]

Week 3:

- The housemates get drunk to celebrate Patrick surviving the eviction and Ninastar gets too drunk and tries to kiss Claudia. Patrick cheers them on, but Claudia rejects Caitlin and Caitlin takes her anger out on Patrick, calling him a disgusting boy.

- Apple accuses Glenn of talking in a Scottish accent just to annoy Kizzy, so Lee calls Apple a "little ****" and storms into the diary room, outraged that Apple had confused Glenn's voice for hers. It was Lee who was speaking in a Scottish accent just to annoy Kizzy. Kizzy tells Glenn he's a trouble-troublemaker and puts on an Olly Murs-esque hat, causing Ninastar to step in and tell Kizzy she's a nasty bitch and Glenn storms into the garden in a rage.

- LemonJam confides in Karl that he feels self conscious because he doesn't have an Irish accent, and Karl tells him it's okay, he'll still be friends with him. James goes on to say that his fingers are missing his instruments; which Scott overhears and thinks is James' way of talking about masturbation.

- Nominations:

Apple - Lee, Patrick
Glenn - Apple, Kizzy
GypsyGoth - Ninastar, Patrick
Karl - Apple, Kizzy
Kate - Glenn, Lee
Kazanne - Glenn, Lee
Kizzy - Glenn, Lee
Lee - Apple, Kizzy
LemonJam - Ninastar, Patrick
Ninastar - Kizzy, Patrick
Patrick - Ninastar, Scott
Scott - Kizzy, Patrick

Nominated: Kizzy vs Patrick

Evicted: Patrick



Week 4:

- With Patrick gone, alliances begin to shift as people no longer live in fear of being the object of desire in some intense self love. Claudia begins to thaw towards Caitlin and apologises for embarrassing her and they learn each other's star signs and discover that they both love children.

- Glenn and Kate have a verbal fight in the kitchen over the correct lyrics to "here comes the bride" and Kate takes Glenn's version "here comes the bride, sixty inches wide" as being a personal attack and cries in the Diary Room. Glenn meanwhile takes Kate's version of "here comes the bride, Glenn's never going to be a bride" less personally and confides in Ninastar that he wants to leave. Caitlin convinces him not to, just because it would mean that they would win, so Glenn resolves to stick it out.

- James and Karl become closer friends now that Patrick has been evicted and they include Lee, Glenn, Ninastar and Claudia in their circle. Claudia becomes jealous of Lee, knowing that Ninastar has a thing for lesbian-esque Irn Bru burps, and Lee continues to belch like a professional.

- Scott remains something of a lone wolf in the house, and Apple starts to make a move towards him, telling Scott that he loves .GIFs and he thinks Jackie Travers is a really cool name.

- The housemates are told that the winner of the task would become Head of House and their nominations would count for double. The task is "the last person to say the word 'and' wins." Here are the highlights:

Claudia: "And."
Caitlin: "What?! Why did you say that straight away?!"
Claudia: "Big Brother double crossed me before and I don't care about nominations, I like everyone."
LemonJam: "That's a good point. And."
Karl: "Haha, and!"
Glenn: "What are you guys doing?! We don't want them to win!"
Kazanne: "And what is that supposed to mean?"
Ninastar: "Ha!"
...
Apple: "Who are your favourite sassy black women?"
Scott: "Glozell and Op- OH ****! Apple you double crossed me!"
Apple: "I'M SORRY! I JUST WANT TO WIN!"
...
Kate: "What's for dinner Lee?"
Lee: "Chicken curry with rice."
Kate: "...who are your favourite TV presenters?"
Lee: "I don't have any. What about you?"
Kate: "Oh I like Ant and De- ****!"
...
Kizzy: "Hey Glenn?"
Glenn: "What?"
Kizzy: "**** you."
Glenn: "What the ****?! **** you! Why the **** did you say that to me? And why are you smirking?!"
Kizzy: "Bye."
...
Ninastar: "Apple, you know how to pronounce my name right?"
Apple: "...Caitlin... why?"
Ninastar: "Just wondering."
Apple: "No what? Is this some kind of trick? I don't understand."
Ninastar: "HE SAID AND!"
Apple: "You said and!!"
Lee: "YOU BOTH SAID AND!!!"
Kizzy: "I WIN!!!!!"
Kizzy becomes Head of House and her nominations count for double.

- Nominations:

Apple - Glenn, Lee
Glenn - Kate, Kizzy
GypsyGoth - Kizzy, Lee
Karl - Apple, Kizzy
Kate - Glenn, Ninastar
Kazanne - Glenn, Ninastar
Kizzy - Glenn+1, Lee+1
Lee - Kate, Kizzy
LemonJam - Apple, Scott
Ninastar - Kate, Kizzy
Scott - Apple, Glenn

Nominated: Glenn vs Kizzy

Evicted: Kizzy

[Marsh.]

Nominated: Glenn vs Kizzy

Evicted: Kizzy

:shocked:

Bloody public http://www.toffeetalk.com/public/style_emoticons/default/shaking%20fist.png

[Ramsay]

dont worry james, i'll teach you the accent

[Kate!]

Zee :laugh2:

Genius

- wedges her fat arse through the door to get another doughnut -

[Marc]

I'd definitely put Mike in and his secret task can be to pretend to be a girl and see how long it tasks for people to find out :shocked:

[Cherie]

:shocked:

Bloody public http://www.toffeetalk.com/public/style_emoticons/default/shaking%20fist.png

:joker:

[Cherie]

I'd definitely put Mike in and his secret task can be to pretend to be a girl and see how long it tasks for people to find out :shocked:

They would be in there for years.:joker:

[Marc]

Secrets and Lies Secrets and Lies

[Glenn.]

Omg I survived eviction :love:

[Z]

Week 5:

- New housemates enter the house!

HM#15 - Ben - Ben smiles at the camera and tells it all about his travelling around the world. He says he hopes to find an older man in the Big Brother house and says he can't stand when he's tired. Haha lol what a great guy.

HM#16 - Locke - David says he can't wait to go into the house and cause trouble. He hopes he doesn't meet any men pretending to be women and he won't put up with any nonsense.

HM#17 - Black Dagger - Lucas excitedly tells the camera that he gets on with absolutely anyone and he's mad silly for getting a shag in the Big Brother house. He says he's an exhibitionist and he'll get naked in the house no problem.

- The new housemates cause a stir immediately, as Big Brother announces that they are immune from nominations and the three of them will get three nominations instead of the usual two. The housemates immediately set about befriending the new housemates. Locke becomes friends with Karl and LemonJam; while Ben and Lee become friends. Black Dagger becomes friends with Kate, Apple and Scott.

- GypsyGoth and Ninastar share their first kiss but are interrupted by Locke whooping loudly and asking if anyone else in the house is a lesbian. The girls are upset and tell him he's a pig.

- LemonJam becomes annoyed by Locke's presence in the house, as he's becoming better friends with Karl than James ever was. He tells Big Brother he can't wait to nominate Locke next week.

- Ben and Lee get drunk and pee on Kazanne's bed; which Kate blames on Glenn and Scott blames on Apple, who he's still angry at for betraying him. To upset Apple even further, Scott tries to hit on Ben, who isn't attracted to Scott at all and becomes upset that there aren't any older men in the house.

Nominations:

Apple - Glenn, Scott
Ben - Kate, Kazanne, Scott
Black Dagger - Glenn, Lee, Ninastar
Glenn - Apple, Kate
GypsyGoth - Apple, Lee
Karl - Apple, Scott
Kate - Glenn, Lee
Kazanne - Glenn, Lee
Lee - Kate, Kazanne
LemonJam - Apple, Scott
Locke - GypsyGoth, Ninastar, Scott
Ninastar - Apple, Kate
Scott - Apple, Glenn

Nominated: Apple vs Glenn vs Scott

Evicted: Scott


Week 6:

- Apple is devastated at Scott's eviction and blames Ben for Scott's ousting; even though Ben made it clear he wasn't interested in Scott. He wins immunity in the task and starts to find everything Ben does irritating, especially when Ben does a big poo and tells everyone about it.

- Glenn becomes upset that he's been up for eviction again and talks about walking from the house again. Caitlin tries to calm him down but he tells her that if he's up again this week and isn't evicted he's going to walk.

- Claudia and Locke clash once again over Caitlin and Claudia's lesbian kiss and LemonJam steps in and tells Locke he's a dick. Karl is torn between his two friends but decides that James had no right to insult Locke and takes Locke's side. James is betrayed and turns to Lee for advice. Claudia is upset that James turned to Lee, and becomes even more upset when she sees Caitlin and Lee comforting James, becoming convinced that Lee is moving in on her woman.

- Lucas and Kate try on Kate's entrance night dress and Kate admits to Lucas that she hates wearing dresses, while Lucas says he loves wearing it. Lucas takes to wearing it around the house, earning a few raised eyebrows.

- Kazanne learns the truth about who peed on her bed after overhearing Ben brag about it to Karl while he's showing him another enormous poo he did, and she swears revenge.

Nominations:

Apple - Ben, Glenn
Ben - Black Dagger, Kazanne
Black Dagger - Glenn, Lee
Glenn - Black Dagger, Kate
GypsyGoth - Lee, Locke
Karl - Black Dagger, LemonJam
Kate - Glenn, Ninastar
Kazanne - Ben, Lee
Lee - Kate, Kazanne
LemonJam - Karl, Locke
Locke - GypsyGoth, Ninastar
Ninastar - Kate, Locke

Nominated: Black Dagger vs Glenn vs Kate vs Lee vs Locke

It is announced that it will be a double eviction due to the number of housemates up for eviction.

Evicted: Glenn and Kate

[Ramsay]

Karmes is no more D:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Kmt @ me breaking the tradition and being the first male evictee

[Kazanne]

Week 5:

- New housemates enter the house!

HM#15 - Ben - Ben smiles at the camera and tells it all about his travelling around the world. He says he hopes to find an older man in the Big Brother house and says he can't stand when he's tired. Haha lol what a great guy.

HM#16 - Locke - David says he can't wait to go into the house and cause trouble. He hopes he doesn't meet any men pretending to be women and he won't put up with any nonsense.

HM#17 - Black Dagger - Lucas excitedly tells the camera that he gets on with absolutely anyone and he's mad silly for getting a shag in the Big Brother house. He says he's an exhibitionist and he'll get naked in the house no problem.

- The new housemates cause a stir immediately, as Big Brother announces that they are immune from nominations and the three of them will get three nominations instead of the usual two. The housemates immediately set about befriending the new housemates. Locke becomes friends with Karl and LemonJam; while Ben and Lee become friends. Black Dagger becomes friends with Kate, Apple and Scott.

- GypsyGoth and Ninastar share their first kiss but are interrupted by Locke whooping loudly and asking if anyone else in the house is a lesbian. The girls are upset and tell him he's a pig.

- LemonJam becomes annoyed by Locke's presence in the house, as he's becoming better friends with Karl than James ever was. He tells Big Brother he can't wait to nominate Locke next week.

- Ben and Lee get drunk and pee on Kazanne's bed; which Kate blames on Glenn and Scott blames on Apple, who he's still angry at for betraying him. To upset Apple even further, Scott tries to hit on Ben, who isn't attracted to Scott at all and becomes upset that there aren't any older men in the house.

Nominations:

Apple - Glenn, Scott
Ben - Kate, Kazanne, Scott
Black Dagger - Glenn, Lee, Ninastar
Glenn - Apple, Kate
GypsyGoth - Apple, Lee
Karl - Apple, Scott
Kate - Glenn, Lee
Kazanne - Glenn, Lee
Lee - Kate, Kazanne
LemonJam - Apple, Scott
Locke - GypsyGoth, Ninastar, Scott
Ninastar - Apple, Kate
Scott - Apple, Glenn

Nominated: Apple vs Glenn vs Scott

Evicted: Scott


Week 6:

- Apple is devastated at Scott's eviction and blames Ben for Scott's ousting; even though Ben made it clear he wasn't interested in Scott. He wins immunity in the task and starts to find everything Ben does irritating, especially when Ben does a big poo and tells everyone about it.

- Glenn becomes upset that he's been up for eviction again and talks about walking from the house again. Caitlin tries to calm him down but he tells her that if he's up again this week and isn't evicted he's going to walk.

- Claudia and Locke clash once again over Caitlin and Claudia's lesbian kiss and LemonJam steps in and tells Locke he's a dick. Karl is torn between his two friends but decides that James had no right to insult Locke and takes Locke's side. James is betrayed and turns to Lee for advice. Claudia is upset that James turned to Lee, and becomes even more upset when she sees Caitlin and Lee comforting James, becoming convinced that Lee is moving in on her woman.

- Lucas and Kate try on Kate's entrance night dress and Kate admits to Lucas that she hates wearing dresses, while Lucas says he loves wearing it. Lucas takes to wearing it around the house, earning a few raised eyebrows.

- Kazanne learns the truth about who peed on her bed after overhearing Ben brag about it to Karl while he's showing him another enormous poo he did, and she swears revenge.

Nominations:

Apple - Ben, Glenn
Ben - Black Dagger, Kazanne
Black Dagger - Glenn, Lee
Glenn - Black Dagger, Kate
GypsyGoth - Lee, Locke
Karl - Black Dagger, LemonJam
Kate - Glenn, Ninastar
Kazanne - Ben, Lee
Lee - Kate, Kazanne
LemonJam - Karl, Locke
Locke - GypsyGoth, Ninastar
Ninastar - Kate, Locke

Nominated: Black Dagger vs Glenn vs Kate vs Lee vs Locke

It is announced that it will be a double eviction due to the number of housemates up for eviction.

Evicted: Glenn and Kate

I cant forgive that swine for peeing on my bed and the poo!!!!! well lets not even go therehttp://i904.photobucket.com/albums/ac249/Defirish/Smilies/angry.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Defirish/media/Smilies/angry.gif.html)

[Glenn.]

I've been evicted.

I see...

[Z]

Week 7:

- Apple and Ben get into a vicious argument about the cleaning and Apple throws water over Ben. Lucas gets involved and tells them to stop throwing things, they'll get his dress dirty, and Locke tells him it's weird that he's wearing a dress and that he's still got Kate's dress even though she's been evicted. Claudia and Caitlin tell Locke it's homophobic to insult Lucas for wearing a dress, and when Lee gets involved to get them to calm down, Claudia accuses Lee of trying to steal her woman. The media brand it "Fight Night" and the ratings go through the roof.

- Caitlin and Claudia break up over the fight, with Caitlin saying Claudia has trust issues, and Claudia befriends Apple and Kazanne instead of hanging out with the now fractured group.

- Ben and Lee get drunk again, along with Ninastar and LemonJam, and the four play spin the bottle. Claudia decides to go join them to try and make up with Caitlin but walks in just as Caitlin and Lee are kissing, while Locke cheers them on and causes another fight to break out. Claudia accuses him of being homophobic and Locke opens up about his experience of a man pretending to be a woman just to trick him into falling for her, causing LemonJam to feel bad about disliking Locke and the two make amends, as do LemonJam and Karl.

Nominations:

Apple - Ben, Locke
Ben - Apple, Kazanne
Black Dagger - Lee, Locke
GypsyGoth - Lee, Locke
Karl - Apple, Black Dagger
Kazanne - Ben, Lee
Lee - GypsyGoth, Kazanne
LemonJam - Apple, GypsyGoth
Locke - Black Dagger, GypsyGoth
Ninastar - GypsyGoth, Locke

Nominated: GypsyGoth vs Locke

Evicted: Locke


Week 8:

- Caitlin and Claudia's break up continues to be vicious as they refuse to sit in the same room together. Claudia is devastated about being up for eviction and doesn't trust anyone in the house apart from her new friends Apple, Lucas and Kazanne; and hates her old group of friends.

- Lucas becomes Head of House and is given immunity and double votes.

- Lee burps in Claudia's face and Claudia bursts into tears, telling Big Brother that she wants to leave. She calms down and returns to the house, determined to survive until the end.

- Ben gets drunk with Lee and James and passes out on the sofa; Apple draws a penis on Ben's face much to the amusement of the whole house. Ben is furious and doesn't see the funny side.

Nominations:

Apple - Ben, Lee
Ben - Apple, Kazanne
Black Dagger - Lee+1, Ninastar+1
GypsyGoth - Lee, Ninastar
Karl - Apple, Kazanne
Kazanne - Ben, Lee
Lee - GypsyGoth, Kazanne
LemonJam - Apple, GypsyGoth
Ninastar - GypsyGoth, Kazanne

Nominated: Kazanne vs Lee

Evicted: Lee

[Marc]

Poor lee

[Lee.]

:bawling:

-pisses on everybody's bed before leaving-

[Ramsay]

that crafty lucas, it's all his fault lee

[Lee.]

that crafty lucas, it's all his fault lee

Yeah, I'll be waiting for him on his eviction night..

[Z]

Week 9:

- Ben is shaken by Lee's eviction; he was sure that Kazanne would be voted out and begins to panic that their peeing on Kazanne's bed had reflected badly upon them. Claudia however is delighted, and thinks that she and Caitlin could get back together. Caitlin rebuffs Claudia's advances; much like Claudia had done to Caitlin back at the start, completely shattering Claudia's confidence. Caitlin feels bad and tells Karl that she regrets turning her down, because she only did it to get revenge.

- Kazanne is upset about being up for eviction and decides to try and make peace with the other group, even though it was just leftover tension from housemates who were no longer in the house. She finds that she gets on well with Karl and LemonJam and the three of them agree that the other housemates are all extremely dramatic.

- Lucas is given a wig by the Big Brother house and puts on a drag performance, causing Ben to cringe and Apple to cry with laughter. Lucas gives Ben a lapdance and Ben gets angry and tells Lucas he's not interested, even though it's just part of the show, and it opens up old wounds about Scott for Apple. Some of the other housemates are concerned by Ben's outburst and lose respect for him.

Nominations:

Apple - Ben, Ninastar
Ben - Apple, Black Dagger
Black Dagger - Ben, Ninastar
GypsyGoth - Ben, Ninastar
Karl - Apple, Ben
Kazanne - Ben, Ninastar
LemonJam - Apple, Ben
Ninastar - Apple, Kazanne

Nominated: Apple vs Ben vs Ninastar

Evicted: Ben



Week 10:

- It's the week before the final and the housemates begin to get strung out about the impending final eviction before the last week. Nobody wants to be evicted at this point. Big Brother announces a task that will guarantee the winner immunity and therefore a place in the final. The task is to get the most nominations. The person with the most nominations will be given immunity and will not face eviction; leaving the people with the next most nominations to face the public vote. The housemates look concerned, unsure whether or not to try and gain votes or not.

- Apple 'accidentally' smashes a plate, causing Ninastar to accuse him of doing it on purpose. Claudia defends Apple and accuses Caitlin of being "a grumpy has-been dyke." Apple finds this hilarious and decides he wants Claudia to make the final.

- LemonJam and Karl decide they don't care about trying to win immunity, but then panic and realise that people might vote for them to tactically avoid giving their enemies a nomination instead, resulting in them being up for eviction.

- Kazanne tells Lucas she'll help him adjust Kate's dress so he can wear it as his eviction outfit but purposely cuts a slit up the side of the dress and makes it far too slutty for anybody with any shame to wear, so that Lucas will vote for her in the nominations. She doesn't account for Lucas not having any shame; he loves the slit and tells Kazanne she's the best.

Nominations:

Apple - GypsyGoth, Ninastar
Black Dagger - GypsyGoth, Ninastar
GypsyGoth - Karl, Ninastar
Karl - Apple, GypsyGoth
Kazanne - Black Dagger, Ninastar
LemonJam - Apple, Karl
Ninastar - Apple, Kazanne

Immune: Ninastar

Nominated: Apple vs GypsyGoth

Evicted: GypsyGoth

[Conzors]

i have no idea lol

[Z]

Week 11, Final:

- Caitlin is devastated at Claudia's eviction and spends all week crying about it. The other housemates feel bad and try to congratulate her for gaining immunity but she says she doesn't know how to take the result because it could mean everyone hates her. Apple announces that he thinks they're as annoying as each other; which Karl finds hilarious, causing Caitlin to become even more upset.

- Lucas practises his eviction poses in the mirror in Kate's dress and the wig Big Brother provided him with.

- LemonJam and Karl win the final task of the series, a quiz where housemates had to show off their knowledge about each other, in pairs. The other teams were Kazanne & Apple and Lucas & Caitlin. As a reward for winning the task, they earn alcohol for the house.

- The final night approaches and the housemates decide to get drunk in the morning of the last day, unaware that there is about to be a surprise eviction in the afternoon...

6th place - LemonJam

- Karl is stunned as James says his unexpected goodbyes. The housemates sober up, realising that the final has started earlier than they expected, and Lucas shrieks as he realises the lounge has been locked and he can't get to the bedroom to put on his dress. The housemates are all in pyjamas and dressing gowns, they are in no way ready to be evicted, but the final has started early. James is evicted to mostly cheers and is asked why he didn't pretend to be Portuguese at any point in the house. He shrugs and says he can't wait to finger his violin.

5th place - Kazanne

- The housemates realise that the end is approaching quickly and they've no idea who is going to win. Kazanne leaves the house in the early evening, it's just hit 6pm and there are four of them left. Kazanne emerges from the house to loud cheers and people throw clean bedsheets at her as she walks down the stairs.

4th place - Black Dagger

- Lucas howls and cries his eyes out as he is evicted without getting to go out in drag. Apple, Karl and Ninastar remain and look nervous as time marches on. Lucas receives a mixed reaction from the crowd and announces that he wants to pursue a career as a drag queen. It's now 9pm.

3rd place - Apple202

- Apple shrugs and leaves the living room without saying goodbye to Karl and Ninastar, receiving a mixed reaction from the crowd. He bows and says he can't wait to go shopping at Abercrombie&Fitch, and when asked about Scott, says he doesn't care anymore and says he doesn't think Scott is even that sassy.

2nd place - Ninastar

- Caitlin is evicted to loud boos and even louder cheers and she's grilled in her interview about her relationship status with Claudia. She admits that she would like to make it work and that she's sorry for causing Claudia so much pain. The crowd is united in unanimous cheers as Claudia runs onto the stage and the two reunite.

1st place - Karl

- Karl wins and leaves the house to thunderous cheering, and is hailed as the new winner. He is criticised by some for not being the most prominent character in the house, while others praise him for remaining fun without being horrible. He says in his interview that he's most looking forward to getting some weed and forgetting his Big Brother experience ever happened.

Fin~.

[Ramsay]

beautiful :love:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/7be546f4d94417322b8de0db2e6656c7/tumblr_ml7vmaTkiX1r358q4o4_250.gif

[Ninastar]

lets be real, no girl would ever reject me

[Kazanne]

Week 9:

- Ben is shaken by Lee's eviction; he was sure that Kazanne would be voted out and begins to panic that their peeing on Kazanne's bed had reflected badly upon them. Claudia however is delighted, and thinks that she and Caitlin could get back together. Caitlin rebuffs Claudia's advances; much like Claudia had done to Caitlin back at the start, completely shattering Claudia's confidence. Caitlin feels bad and tells Karl that she regrets turning her down, because she only did it to get revenge.

- Kazanne is upset about being up for eviction and decides to try and make peace with the other group, even though it was just leftover tension from housemates who were no longer in the house. She finds that she gets on well with Karl and LemonJam and the three of them agree that the other housemates are all extremely dramatic.

- Lucas is given a wig by the Big Brother house and puts on a drag performance, causing Ben to cringe and Apple to cry with laughter. Lucas gives Ben a lapdance and Ben gets angry and tells Lucas he's not interested, even though it's just part of the show, and it opens up old wounds about Scott for Apple. Some of the other housemates are concerned by Ben's outburst and lose respect for him.

Nominations:

Apple - Ben, Ninastar
Ben - Apple, Black Dagger
Black Dagger - Ben, Ninastar
GypsyGoth - Ben, Ninastar
Karl - Apple, Ben
Kazanne - Ben, Ninastar
LemonJam - Apple, Ben
Ninastar - Apple, Kazanne

Nominated: Apple vs Ben vs Ninastar

Evicted: Ben



Week 10:

- It's the week before the final and the housemates begin to get strung out about the impending final eviction before the last week. Nobody wants to be evicted at this point. Big Brother announces a task that will guarantee the winner immunity and therefore a place in the final. The task is to get the most nominations. The person with the most nominations will be given immunity and will not face eviction; leaving the people with the next most nominations to face the public vote. The housemates look concerned, unsure whether or not to try and gain votes or not.

- Apple 'accidentally' smashes a plate, causing Ninastar to accuse him of doing it on purpose. Claudia defends Apple and accuses Caitlin of being "a grumpy has-been dyke." Apple finds this hilarious and decides he wants Claudia to make the final.

- LemonJam and Karl decide they don't care about trying to win immunity, but then panic and realise that people might vote for them to tactically avoid giving their enemies a nomination instead, resulting in them being up for eviction.

- Kazanne tells Lucas she'll help him adjust Kate's dress so he can wear it as his eviction outfit but purposely cuts a slit up the side of the dress and makes it far too slutty for anybody with any shame to wear, so that Lucas will vote for her in the nominations. She doesn't account for Lucas not having any shame; he loves the slit and tells Kazanne she's the best.

Nominations:

Apple - GypsyGoth, Ninastar
Black Dagger - GypsyGoth, Ninastar
GypsyGoth - Karl, Ninastar
Karl - Apple, GypsyGoth
Kazanne - Black Dagger, Ninastar
LemonJam - Apple, Karl
Ninastar - Apple, Kazanne

Immune: Ninastar

Nominated: Apple vs GypsyGoth

Evicted: GypsyGoth

Oh that Lucas he's such a love:hugesmile:

[Kizzy]

Evicted in week 3?... hmmmm Totally excellent though zee :D really enjoyed reading this :hug:

[Mystic Mock]

Male:
Legend Killer
Locke
Novo
Joeysteele
Marc
Nathan
MTVN

Female:
Kazanne
Niamh
Vicky
GypsyGoth
Vanessa
Ammi
Munchkins

I think that would make for the best BB in years.

[Kizzy]

Kazanne! :D

[Kate!]

:laugh3:

Omg. Zee, you've excelled yourself. The dress!!! Lmao.

Lucas you bloody slut.

And Karl winning.... :D love it.

Please do more stuff like this Zeebeediah :love:

[Marsh.]

Omg I survived eviction :love:


Evicted: Glenn and Kate

:laugh:

[Glenn.]

:joker:

[Z]

That's what happens to cocky housemates :idc:

Can you tell I'm bored today? :laugh:

[LemonJam]

Perfection. Me and Karls rocky bromance :love::love::love:

[Ninastar]

No seriously though, that was a great read.

I'd never hook up with anyone on TV though. Man or woman

[Benjamin]

I was evicted over Apple? http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q225/phuong_linkinpark/gif/suicide.gif

[Black Dagger]

ZEE I AM HOWLING :joker:

Kate's dress :love:

Mixed reaction? Which ****er would boo me?

[Suze]

I do... You, I and kate should make a club, but what could we call it?....


Can I join that club Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D Another unloved here :bawling:

[Cherie]

I was evicted over Apple? http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q225/phuong_linkinpark/gif/suicide.gif

:joker:

[Suze]

I am surprised that Samp and Chuff haven't been suggested, it certainly wouldn't be a dull house :D

[Vanessa]

I am surprised that Samp and Chuff haven't been suggested, it certainly wouldn't be a dull house :D

I think Chuff has been suggested, but Samp should be there as well. :hugesmile:

[Kizzy]

Can I join that club Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D Another unloved here :bawling:

Of course you can darling! :hug:

[joeysteele]

Looked at this earlier and loved the mini series that was presented.
Had loads of names really becasue I think a tibb house would be a great one.

Males.
Novo. He and locke are a great double act,I love Novo's humour.
Locke I believe Locke and Novo would be absolutely hilarious as housemates with their banter with each other.
Mockinator. He would stir things up from time to time, making his points,really funny guy.
Lostalex. what a great housemate he would make.
Jack. incredible guy with deep thinking.
Shaun. He could lift housemates spirits with choosing music to be played.
Jesus, he leaves little room for answering back but would get a lot of that.

Females.

Ammi she would win hearts left,right and centre.
Livia, likely leader of the house, would take no nonsense whatsoever.
Kazanne, would liven so much up.
Kate. could organise things to try to keep their minds occupied other than arguing.
Kizzy. Life in the house would not be dull with Kizzy.
Josy. she could keep order in the house in a fair way.
Chuff me dizzy, because when she goes against a housemate it's explosive.

2 extra's to go in later, Salman who would say what they think too and also MTVN because I think he has a subtle way of winding others up in a humerous way.

I do think a tibb house could be fantastic to watch.