Which of these should happen to Ben before he turns thirty?

[Kate!]

Ben, Tibbs biggest tart, turns 30 next year.

Time to return some of the digs he's thrown out lately ;) Women are like fine wine Benji we get better with age. :p

What things should happen to Turtlechops in his last year as a twenty something?

Poll coming :D

[Shaun]

get a life (ben not you LOL)

[Suze]

Turtlechops :D Love that nickname for Ben :laugh:

[Kate!]

I've always called him Turtlechops :love:

The old coot.

[Glenn.]

Sleep with a midget. I thought that was compulsory?

[LemonJam]

Do a music video of himself girating to Flashdance's 'She's a Maniac'

[Black Dagger]

Do a music video of himself girating to Flashdance's 'She's a Maniac'

Winner

[HD]

I thought he was mid-30s :conf2:

[Vanessa]

Do a music video of himself girating to Flashdance's 'She's a Maniac'

:joker::joker::joker:

[thesheriff443]

streak on bots

[Kate!]

Excellent suggestions :D

And HD :joker: he'll be thrilled with you ;)

[Kazanne]

Gets stronger as he gets older!!! LOL
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQN4GMuf_UYD61CmCWwJhl0lWSyfXh-KLaiWKlfeVAVak0Pvk-7

[Jake.]

He should meet up with Greg, catch crabs from him, become upset and eat cake until he gets a fat arse and develops moobs, go grey from despair, start peeing whenever he opens his mouth and eventually loses his mind, forgets to dress before leaving his house and is arrested. There's your novel.

[thesheriff443]

Gets stronger as he gets older!!! LOL
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQN4GMuf_UYD61CmCWwJhl0lWSyfXh-KLaiWKlfeVAVak0Pvk-7

hello you:xyxwave:

[Kazanne]

I picked pee a bit everytime he laughs and brought him these,
http://www.hyperdrug.co.uk/images/depend_pants_men.gif

[Kizzy]

Do a music video of himself girating to Flashdance's 'She's a Maniac'

Aw thats my song! ben can have 'what a feeling' :hmph:

[thesheriff443]

ben should post pic's on tibb of him in a mankini

[Jake.]

I picked pee a bit everytime he laughs and brought him these,
http://www.hyperdrug.co.uk/images/depend_pants_men.gif

Take it the XL size is because if his new lard arse?

[Kazanne]

hello you:xyxwave:

hello sheriff,:hugesmile:nice to see you helping Ben along his way:wavey:

[Kate!]

:joker:

I like that LJ has ticked every option on the poll!!

[thesheriff443]

hello sheriff,:hugesmile:nice to see you helping Ben along his way:wavey:

:joker: you girls should give him a makeover:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

Take it the XL size is because if his new lard arse?

Well its not for any other reason JH,LOL

[thesheriff443]

Aw thats my song! ben can have 'what a feeling' :hmph:

I had that playing in the car today and turned well up:shocked::hugesmile:

[Jake.]

Well its not for any other reason JH,LOL

:joker:

[Kazanne]

:joker: you girls should give him a makeover:hugesmile:

:joker:I thought you liked him:devil:

[thesheriff443]

:joker:I thought you liked him:devil:

I do but I think he would love it:shocked:

[Z]

I voted catch crabs because I'm bitter

[Vanessa]

I voted catch crabs because I'm bitter

:joker:

[Jake.]

I voted catch crabs because I'm bitter

:joker:

[Kazanne]

I do but I think he would love it:shocked:

We can be a bit rough sheriff:joker::joker: he might bruise easily:hugesmile:

[_Seth]

Catch crabs and get arrested for flashing just because it's sf funny. :joker:

[Benjamin]

get a life (ben not you LOL)

Now I have B*Witched song in my head. Thanks for that. :bored:

I thought he was mid-30s :conf2:

Are you mugging me off? :(

I picked pee a bit everytime he laughs and brought him these,
http://www.hyperdrug.co.uk/images/depend_pants_men.gif

I'm just glad I won't **** myself everytime I let out a small giggle. :idc:

ben should post pic's on tibb of him in a mankini

Never, although I have done erotic art before. ;)

Take it the XL size is because if his new lard arse?

You horrid little witch.

I voted catch crabs because I'm bitter

:hug:

But don't come too close please.

Catch crabs and get arrested for flashing just because it's sf funny. :joker:

I hope not on the same night because if I caught crabs I really wouldn;t want to flash them to the world.


And Kate, you wait, woman. :suspect:

[Benjamin]

Also, I already have gey hairs. :(

[Jake.]

Also, I already have gey hairs. :(

those bloody gey hairs

[Benjamin]

You knew what I meant. :nono:

[Jake.]

No, I thought you meant 'gey' hairs, whatever they are meant to be.. must be your age Ben :(

[sooty]

Ben will finally meet the man of his dreams and marries.

[Jesus.]

30 threads should be closed in his honour.

[Marc]

He should get a wig ready

[thesheriff443]

we should all chip in to get his back sac and crack done:shocked:
failing that just send the menopaus girls round and they can do it!:shocked:

[sooty]

30 threads should be closed in his honour.

(Hi Jesus, I have been wondering where you are.:amazed:)


Ben has to come back as mod.

[Jesus.]

(Hi Jesus, I have been wondering where you are.:amazed:)


Ben has to come back as mod.

I don't have a lot of time at the moment, but being thought about by you is worth 50 other fm's, Sooty!!

Mollie sends his regards, and wonders how the move has gone?

[Kate!]

What's that supposed to mean about Mollie? Doesn't even make sense?

Totally irrelevant to this thread :bored:

[Livia]

What's that supposed to mean about Mollie? Doesn't even make sense?

Totally irrelevant to this thread :bored:

Mollie's his cat.

[Jesus.]

Mollie is my cat, Kate.

[Kizzy]

A male cat called mollie, how unusual.
Hey sheriff I would love to wax ben, men get hair sprouting out of their nose, ears and all over don't they? haha!
http://www.forflawlessskin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/40-year-old-virgin-chest-wax.jpg

[Niall]

All of the above tbh.

[Kazanne]

Ben should at least try this apple,lol
http://gigglesandgags.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/294362_177522382330178_129136577168759_368762_8763 99342_n.jpg

[Kizzy]

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Kazanne]

:joker: :joker: :joker:

hello Kizzy:hugesmile:

[Kate!]

:joker: sure....

[thesheriff443]

Ben should at least try this apple,lol
http://gigglesandgags.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/294362_177522382330178_129136577168759_368762_8763 99342_n.jpg

:shocked::xyxwave:

[thesheriff443]

A male cat called mollie, how unusual.
Hey sheriff I would love to wax ben, men get hair sprouting out of their nose, ears and all over don't they? haha!
http://www.forflawlessskin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/40-year-old-virgin-chest-wax.jpg

they do indeed:shocked::xyxwave:

[Jesus.]

A male cat called mollie, how unusual.
Hey sheriff I would love to wax ben, men get hair sprouting out of their nose, ears and all over don't they? haha!
http://www.forflawlessskin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/40-year-old-virgin-chest-wax.jpg

I wouldn't worry yourself about it. The whole situation was posted by me on here way before the Mollie/Mike unveiling happened, but feel free to check my post history.

[Kazanne]

:joker: sure....

if he doesn't fancy that apple Kate ,there is always this pear,:joker:
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dat-ass-pears-215x300.jpg

[thesheriff443]

I wouldn't worry yourself about it. The whole situation was posted by me on here way before the Mollie/Mike unveiling happened, but feel free to check my post history.

i hope you don't dress him up as a girl?:bawling:

[thesheriff443]

if he doesn't fancy that apple Kate ,there is always this pear,:joker:
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dat-ass-pears-215x300.jpg

where would his first bit be:joker:

[Niamh.]

I wouldn't worry yourself about it. The whole situation was posted by me on here way before the Mollie/Mike unveiling happened, but feel free to check my post history.

Can your cat use the internet Jesus? :suspect:

[Jesus.]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5157969&postcount=58

His name is Mollie. I thought he was a girl when I got him, so I gave him a girls name, but when I found out he was a boy, I quite liked the idea of him keeping Mollie as his name.

It's a little soft ball that's on the end of a string which is on the end of a stick. He's not a fan, but I use it to wind him up.

The date is in the top left hand corner for the old cynics amongst you.

[Niamh.]

Mollie goes from guy to girl to guy to Cat, will this never end????

[thesheriff443]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5157969&postcount=58



The date is in the top left hand corner for the old cynics amongst you.

can i ask why you would call your cat mollie?,not iterested in the other molie/mike thing.

[Jesus.]

i hope you don't dress him up as a girl?:bawling:

Of course I do, and then push him round in a pram. Seems strange that people wouldn't do that tbh. He looks cute in a bonnet.

Mollie goes from guy to girl to guy to Cat, will this never end????

On the plus side, if ever I need a banner designing............

[Niamh.]

Of course I do, and then push him round in a pram. Seems strange that people wouldn't do that tbh. He looks cute in a bonnet.



On the plus side, if ever I need a banner designing............

:laugh2:

[Jesus.]

can i ask why you would call your cat mollie?,not iterested in the other molie/mike thing.

That post explains it, I think.

I thought he was a girl when I got him, so I called him Mollie, as I quite liked that name. When I took him to the vets for the first time, the vet made me grab his balls (without buying him dinner first), so I realised he wasn't (I'm not a medically trained vet in case you're wondering!), but then I thought it would be funny to keep him as Mollie, although why cats need gender specific names to begin with says more about us.


*Can I just clarify that the vet made me grab the cats balls, not his.

[thesheriff443]

Of course I do, and then push him round in a pram. Seems strange that people wouldn't do that tbh. He looks cute in a bonnet.



On the plus side, if ever I need a banner designing............

i will let you off, i would love to be pushed round the shops in a pram while eating ice cream, i want a child hood:bawling:

[thesheriff443]

That post explains it, I think.

I thought he was a girl when I got him, so I called him Mollie, as I quite liked that name. When I took him to the vets for the first time, the vet made me grab his balls (without buying him dinner first), so I realised he wasn't (I'm not a medically trained vet in case you're wondering!), but then I thought it would be funny to keep him as Mollie, although why cats need gender specific names to begin with says more about us.


*Can I just clarify that the vet made me grab the cats balls, not his.

ahhh, now i see:xyxwave:

[thesheriff443]

vets get you by the balls every time they show you the bill!

[Kazanne]

Anyway,back to my apple,do we think Ben should take a bite?lol

[thesheriff443]

Anyway,back to my apple,do we think Ben should take a bite?lol

i think your apple would frighten ben let alone getting his mouth around it:joker:

[Kazanne]

i think your apple would frighten ben let alone getting his mouth around it:joker:

LOL,he doesn't know what he's missing!:hugesmile:

[Kizzy]

Anyhoo back to ben.
You still got it, look how you still ooze appeal...
http://www.blog.joelx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/old-sexy-man.gif

[thesheriff443]

LOL,he doesn't know what he's missing!:hugesmile:

i prefer a ripe peach myself:joker:

[Kazanne]

i prefer a ripe peach myself:joker:

but they are hairy:joker::joker:

[thesheriff443]

but they are hairy:joker::joker:

peach fuzz:joker:

[Kizzy]

Ohh I hate peach fuzz!!! aarrrgghh! It makes me cringe #nectarinelover

[sooty]

I don't have a lot of time at the moment, but being thought about by you is worth 50 other fm's, Sooty!!

Mollie sends his regards, and wonders how the move has gone?

Thank you, Mollie.:lovedup:
My fat Charlie got a cat flap at last. He was quite confused about using tray. Now he can in and out freely.
Take care you, Jesus.:blush:

[sooty]

Thank you, Mollie.:lovedup:
My fat Charlie got a cat flap at last. He was quite confused about using tray. Now he can in and out freely.
Take care you, Jesus.:blush:

I am sorry Jesus, I did not realise you had problems regarding Mollie's name.

If I read all posts then, I could have mentioned it to other members that you had Mollie, long long before Mollie/Mike saga.:(

[Suze]

Where is Mr Ben? he is usually rampant on TIBBs :) Ahh, just seen a thread in BB14 :)

[Jesus.]

I am sorry Jesus, I did not realise you had problems regarding Mollie's name.

If I read all posts then, I could have mentioned it to other members that you had Mollie, long long before Mollie/Mike saga.:(

I know, talk about art imitating life. It's quite a weird the way my Mollie/boy has been copied by Mollie turning into a boy.

Don't worry about it though, Sooty, I'm sure those that insinuated otherwise are just waiting for the right time to apologise.

[sooty]

I know, talk about art imitating life. It's quite a weird the way my Mollie/boy has been copied by Mollie turning into a boy.

Don't worry about it though, Sooty, I'm sure those that insinuated otherwise are just waiting for the right time to apologise.

Thank you, Jesus.
Anyway I am pleased you are still around.