The Apprentice 2013 Discussion [Week 11]

[Benjamin]

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Ahh, I love this bit of The Apprentice. :love:

[Kate!]

really looking forward to this, and the next episode as well, which is a closer look at each of the final five (I don't think they've done this before, but not certain) including contributions from family and friends.

[Benjamin]

really looking forward to this, and the next episode as well, which is a closer look at each of the final five (I don't think they've done this before, but not certain) including contributions from family and friends.

They usually do that before the interviews stage. I remember they did it in Stella and Joanna's year.

[Smithy]

Bit keen ben

[arista]

Yes 9pm BBC1HD

sort the lot out - tonight

[Jake.]

Cannot wait, my favourite episode is always this one :lovedup:

[reece(:]

Hoping there's some good stuff from Claude tonight.

[Braden]

20 minutes!

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Is it the final tonight?

[arista]

On BBC1HD and BBC1 now

[Marc]

Is Margaret back?!

[Marc]

20 minutes!

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Is it the final tonight?

I don't think so

[Samm]

Its the final !!!

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed: I love the interviews!

[Marc]

-did not know Myles was a former F1 driver-

Oh well

[Samm]

I love the interviews

[Marc]

Jordan's 'third person' dilemma

[Marc]

Its the final !!!

Is not the final? It gets it down to 2 tonight

[Brother Leon]

Neil and Luissa are my predicted final two. Hopefully with Neil winning, but wouldn't mind either.

[Vanessa]

Come on Neil! Neil to win! :dance:

[Marc]

Apparently Leah has a very good business plan!

[Samm]

Is not the final? It gets it down to 2 tonight

Oh when's the final because BB starts at 9pm next week because the apprentice is not on

[Marc]

LOL Luisa must interview well

[Jake.]

Is Margaret back?!

yes :amazed:

[Marc]

Oh when's the final because BB starts at 9pm next week because the apprentice is not on

I think it's usually a Sunday or Monday evening?

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Braden]

Is it on Sunday (the final)?

I thought because the format has changed that the interview episode was usually the final episode too.

[Marc]

Margaret!!!!

[Jake.]

****ing love this

[Marc]

David Beckham is his idol? Kool

[Jake.]

The four biggest ***** in the country

[GypsyGoth]

The four biggest ***** in the country

:laugh:

[Marc]

:laugh2: I wonder if he was just joking.. Lol

[arista]

Its the final !!!


Next Week

[Jake.]

:joker:

[Marc]

Market is over saturated Neil, fgs :idc:

[Jake.]

who is it the bald bloke calls a parasite?

[Jake.]

Oppsss

[Marc]

Lying on application forms- a big no no

[Vanessa]

Oh dear! She got slaughtered! :shocked:

[Braden]

Ooooh Francesca :(

[Jake.]

Why lie about the figure though :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

She should have said she made 10million since she was lying about it.

[Brother Leon]

LOL. Exposed.

[Marc]

who is it the bald bloke calls a parasite?

Probably Luisa :joker:

[Jake.]

She should have said she made 10million since she was lying about it.

maybe ever 25 million, might as well

[Marc]

She should have said she made 10million since she was lying about it.

:laugh2:

[Jake.]

Probably Luisa :joker:

True LOL

[Marc]

Oh god when Jordan speaks I want to peal my own skin off

[Shaun]

*hits him*

[Marc]

Trading on eBay. I do that. Wait no, I just bought something once. -over exaggerates that and puts it onto my CV-

[GypsyGoth]

I bought something in a shop today, I guess I'm a business woman then.

[Marc]

Ohhhhhh did she just burn Margaret

[Shaun]

I bought something in a shop today, I guess I'm a business woman then.

#claudia4apprentice2014

[Jake.]

Margaret's face :laugh:

[Marc]

Shoes.

[GypsyGoth]

#claudia4apprentice2014

:laugh:


I thought Niall would be doing better than he is.

[Marc]

:laugh:


I thought Niall would be doing better than he is.

Flop

[Jake.]

Tbf I do like Jordan's idea

[Marc]

Oh Jordan. Bye

[Marc]

Luisa is doing very well.

[Jake.]

'I'll clean myself' LOL

[Shaun]

leah asking for a cleaner :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

I have one of those cubes :amazed:

but I can't do it.

[Jake.]

Go on Jordan don't **** it up :laugh:

[arista]

Cube


Get moving Lad

[Marc]

Oh Jordan is just a joke :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

hahahaha

[Macie Lightfoot]

Come on Neil! Neil to win! :dance:

No surprise you're rooting for another asshole of a man, some things never change.

[GypsyGoth]

He should throw the cube at the guy and run for it.

[Marc]

The best way to approach this A-hole... Speak very fast to him so he can't speak back and make you cry

[Braden]

Leah is such a robot :laugh:

[Jake.]

He should throw the cube at the guy and run for it.

:joker:

no but wtf is up with the length of Jordan's arms

[Marc]

Steve Jobs is dead. Weird thing to want to be

[bbfan1991]

Jordan with the rubix cube:joker:, random.

Leah is doing well!

[GypsyGoth]

Steve Jobs is dead. Weird thing to want to be

:laugh2:

[Marc]

Neil said period a lot.

[Shaun]

Neil has bad periods.

[Jake.]

Neil wants a better period than before

[GypsyGoth]

Jordan with the rubix cube:joker:, random.

Leah is doing well!

Yep, and not to mention that Lord Sugar's face is a goldmine of wrinkles.

[Marc]

Oh this is touching.

[Shaun]

uncomfortable moment.

[Braden]

Aw, Neil :love:

[Marc]

Could have cried a little bit.. Would have worked out well for you Neil. Fgs

[Vanessa]

Awww Neil. :bawling:

[GiRTh]

They're all doing quite poorly tbh. I like Leah business plan though but I think it'll cost about 2 or 3 times as much as she thinks. I like the idea of a walk in cosmetic clinic.

[Jake.]

Ah the woman of stone showed some emotion, Margaret would probably just fart in his face

[Marc]

Luisa :laugh2: :laugh2:

[Marc]

Luisa is making this episode

[Jake.]

Luisa for CBB please

[arista]

tough

Not Tough Enough , love

[GypsyGoth]

Luisa for CBB please

:worship:

[Marc]

Just through them all into an arena with weapons and come back in an hour or two

[Jake.]

Leah's eyes :lovedup:

[Marc]

Clauda you're a tough bitch in this episode babe

[bbfan1991]

Leah is fab:lovedup:.

[GypsyGoth]

Clauda you're a tough bitch in this episode babe

:laugh:

[GiRTh]

Interviewer is making a good point here about Leah business plan. It might cause a few problems but I think theres a lot money in that idea.

[Marc]

Oh god this will be horrendous

[Shaun]

"I know you are"

k there's being tough and there's being a prick for the cameras

[Marc]

Jordan just quit. Cry and quit

[GypsyGoth]

:shocked:

[arista]

fibber

[Vanessa]

:shocked::shocked::shocked:

[Jake.]

'You're a parasite' :joker: aw

[Marc]

Oh wow that was... Brutal

[Shaun]

:laugh2:

as if that wouldn't have been spotted before. this program is such BS.

[GiRTh]

What happened? Why was claude ending the interview?

[arista]

Oh wow that was... Brutal


it needs to Be

[Vanessa]

Poor Jordan. :bawling:

[arista]

What happened? Why was claude ending the interview?



Because he will be Fired


The Dirty Cheat

[GypsyGoth]

What happened? Why was claude ending the interview?

I think for two reasons, the business he was representing wasn't his, he wasn't a shareholder in it, and the business it's self was only prepared to offer 15% to Lord Sugar and not the 50% the show requires.

[Vanessa]

I'd rather give birth again than do this again. :joker:

[Marc]

Can I just say guys.. During my time at Tesco and my restaurant that I currently work at.. I have sold a lot of produce to my customers through my negotiational skills and hard work and sheer determination.

:idc: I'll say it's about £2 million

[GiRTh]

Because he will be Fired


The Dirty CheatWhat happened I was in the kitchen :joker:

[arista]

What happened I was in the kitchen :joker:

He Cheated the Form

Saying he owned his company


Not True

[GiRTh]

I think for two reasons, the business he was representing wasn't his, he wasn't a shareholder in it, and the business it's self was only prepared to offer 15% to Lord Sugar and not the 50% the show requires.I see. Thanks :thumbs:

[Jake.]

Funny how they now all become really nice people :D

[Marc]

They're all laughing at LS's ridiculous jokes. I'm more convinced now than ever that he has buttons that are directly linked to each of their chairs and one that opens up a fire pit underneath them

[Vanessa]

Oh dear. Nick has just blown his chances. :bawling:

[Marc]

Jake sorry but you're ****ing signature is stretching the page, go away

[Shaun]

Oh dear. Nick has just blown his chances. :bawling:

he's alright he's got the Countdown gig to fall back on

[Jake.]

They're all laughing at LS's ridiculous jokes. I'm more convinced now than ever that he has buttons that are directly linked to each of their chairs and one that opens up a fire pit underneath them

:laugh2: hence why the old bitch keeps on cackling away

[Marc]

They're not professionals.. Stop laughing and having fun :nono:

[Marc]

he's alright he's got the Countdown gig to fall back on

:laugh:

[Shaun]

so it's probably a Luisa and Leah final then.

[Vanessa]

That's Neil and Jordan gone then. :(

[Jake.]

Er it's 'thank you LORD SUGAR' you rude bastards :nono:

[Marc]

How on earth did Jordan get on the show when it's so easy for them to just research stuff before getting them on the show? They'd have seen this problem and not wasted any time on him

[Marc]

Gentlemen's agreement?... Did that involve penises

[Jake.]

Aw bye Jordan :(

[Shaun]

How on earth did Jordan get on the show when it's so easy for them to just research stuff before getting them on the show? They'd have seen this problem and not wasted any time on him

could be because it's about as respectable a "business" show as Loose Women is

[Marc]

HAAAAA!!!! That was quick and painless

[GypsyGoth]

No surprise there.

[Shaun]

so Myles was fired over him because...?

ridiculous

[arista]

Easy to fire jordan

[Marc]

Poor Myles..

[Marc]

There wasn't much 'ruthlessness' in this series...?

[Shaun]

i miss gabrielle omar

[Marc]

I miss Steve Jobs :(

[Shaun]

i miss edna

[Jake.]

bye Neil

[GypsyGoth]

He would easily have won if it was the old format where they used to go work for Sugar.

[Marc]

Will the 'moral' aspect of his business idea turn Lord Al away from it? He doesn't want to be associated with somebodies face from caving in

[Braden]

Neil's shot himself in the foot with his business plan :(

[Jake.]

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

what are the actual successes of this program? LOL

a curvy nail file...

[Jake.]

That's Neil gone then

[Marc]

Luisa's business plan seems to easiest and less risky for Lord Sugar to invest in

[Vanessa]

There goes my sweepstake. :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Marc]

A female has won

[Shaun]

*thought francesca would've been fired first LOL*

[GypsyGoth]

Luisa's business plan seems to easiest and less risky for Lord Sugar to invest in


:eureka:

They could called the business Sugar Cakes.

[Jake.]

Really am worried about the cramp that is subjected to Lord Sugar's finger every week

[Macie Lightfoot]

YES finally getting that douche Neil out <333333 love the vag F3 <3

[Marc]

Lol Francesca just sat down at the bottom on her own

[Marc]

:eureka:

They could called the business Sugar Cakes.

:o

[Shaun]

final 3

i'm calling it tbh

[Jake.]

Leah vs Luisa next week please!

[reece(:]

Franny making the final three :love::love::love:

[Marc]

It's so risky!!!!!!

Leah save your ass.

[Marc]

Oh Leah throwing shade at those poor cupcakes

[Shaun]

quick luisa! say something racist so he can fire you for a reason!`

[Marc]

Blondes vs the one sexy brunette

[Jake.]

I'm waiting for the first woman to come on her wanting to open up an oral-sex business

[Marc]

Francesca you sly dog !!!!

[Shaun]

francesca don't give her praise you silly bitch

[Braden]

I really like Francesca's business plan, it could work really well and become popular with Lord Sugar's help.

[Marc]

"Does she work well in a team?"

She's a massive ****ing slut bitch Lord Alan! She's a fugly *****

[Jake.]

Luisa please get through with Leah!

[Shaun]

Leah through...

gotta be Fran out then surely.

[Marc]

Leah! :worship:

[Marc]

Safe option vs. risky in the final 2

[Shaun]

kmt

[Jake.]

YES

[GypsyGoth]

Yay! :amazed:

[Jake.]

Amazing result

[Marc]

Ass fillers vs. Face fillers

[GypsyGoth]

Ass fillers vs. Face fillers

:laugh2:

[Marc]

Aw poor Luisa has Jason on her team again

[Jake.]

Good episode! Now BB time

[Macie Lightfoot]

Easily the best F2 ever <3

[Braden]

Francesca's dancing with a ribbon...why can I not wait for that?

[bbfan1991]

I think Luisa will win (ugh), but I am so glad that Leah is in the FINAL and she has done well to get that far:).

Gutted that Neil got fired.. I wish him and Francesa all the best for the future!

[reece(:]

Aw poor Luisa has Jason on her team again
Love it!! :joker:

[Marc]

Has Lord Sugar made the sexiest final two ever?

[Marc]

"Master-bake"

Please call it that Luisa....... Please

[the truth]

after all these months it all came down to 2 simple ideas ....often in business its the simple ideas that work....based on the business plans there is no doubt the right 2 candidates are in the final. some cringeworthy moments tonight...Jordan was just a fiasco..just a shame as we never got to understand the business idea......then francescos admittance she plucked her £5 million turnover number from mid air was humilification......poor old neil, terrific salesman, great worker, great on the tasks, but in the end he simply hadn't thought of a good enough money making plan
leah was always going to get there, shes a doctor and shes going for facial treatment, sadly theres huge demand for it ...though the market isn't emerging as Karen brady said, the market is already a bit flooded....luisa well shes a pretty unpleasant person, but she supposedly has 3 businesses (not sure how much profit) and her online one stop shop for baking seems like a plan with legs.....Karen bradys comment shes delighted its a woman, was just sad, is she 20 years behind the times or what? its about the bets person, gender is irrelevant....I actually think francescas market was more exciting.....so the right plans possibly made it, sugar doesn't want to do botox and he will try his best to convince himself luisas plan is better, but in the end botox will sell for the next few years...lets not even mention the rubix cube

[Spoon]

I don't understand why people whose business plans have fatal flaws are even cast, ugh.

[the truth]

I don't understand why people whose business plans have fatal flaws are even cast, ugh.

exactly....they all knew jordans plan was written on the back of someone elses matchbox, so why even allow him onto the show? is it a deliberate set up to humiliate the contestants

[Jords]

Interviews should probably be done mid-series because its ridiculous how bad Jordan's and Neil's business plans were, they went through the whole process for nothing.

Franny :(

I want Luisa to win, its wierd I couldnt stand her but the past few weeks I have thought she ought to win. Shes ok. Leah is alright but eh too self-important.

[Spoon]

exactly....they all knew jordans plan was written on the back of someone elses matchbox, so why even allow him onto the show? is it a deliberate set up to humiliate the contestants

It's really clear that it is. They like the interview ep to have big, embarrassing takedowns. If we take Lord Sugar at his word that he'd only had a brief glance at the business plans beforehand, he should be pretty embarrassed about that lack of familiarity. Why spend so much time paying attention to candidates who have no chance of winning? The interview episodes can be entertaining without letting people with terrible business plans (or some glaring thing that makes them an unsuitable partner in their resume) into the process.

[Cherie]

exactly....they all knew jordans plan was written on the back of someone elses matchbox, so why even allow him onto the show? is it a deliberate set up to humiliate the contestants

of course it is, but then on the other hand he walked into that with his eyes wide open, and he is an Oxford graduate, oh dear.

[Bluerang1]

I guess Neil and Jordan discredit the "best plans" go through to the finals. It's really about personal performance. I hate the favoritism he showed to Neil though, at least he fired him. That tear was weak!

Leah should win because the whole morality thing was thought up so there'd be a flaw in her plan. It's a crap flaw.

[the truth]

I guess Neil and Jordan discredit the "best plans" go through to the finals. It's really about personal performance. I hate the favoritism he showed to Neil though, at least he fired him. That tear was weak!

Leah should win because the whole morality thing was thought up so there'd be a flaw in her plan. It's a crap flaw.

youd have to wonder how moral a lot of businesses are...personally I think the whole cosmetic obsession is sad and in some ways it is immoral to encourage this self obsession.....but it will no doubt be a profitable business, with leahs expertise (id have to question her profit margins will be that large, has she factored in hidden costs and the costs of requiring other medical professionals on board as it expands, not to forget any unhappy clients? but combined with sugars money, experience, endless connections...Id expect the profits to roll in after a few years

[Jamesy]

I can see Leah's business costing far more than she's outlined. Although there's no arguing that there's a lot of money to be made in it. It brings up a lot of moral issues, and that's probably why Lord Sugar sees it as such a risk.

[reece(:]

Who's back next week.......
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[Joelle.]

Interviews should probably be done mid-series because its ridiculous how bad Jordan's and Neil's business plans were, they went through the whole process for nothing.

Franny :(

I want Luisa to win, its wierd I couldnt stand her but the past few weeks I have thought she ought to win. Shes ok. Leah is alright but eh too self-important.

Wanted Fran to win but I agree about Luisa - couldn't stand her initially but she grew on me, she clearly knows her stuff and has a great business plan. I feel the opposite about Leah though and can't see her winning anyway, her plan is too high risk for Lord Sugar.

And I noticed she always sits like shes got something up her arse when they're in the boardroom - clearly its her own head :laugh:

[Joelle.]

Has Lord Sugar made the sexiest final two ever?

Well if Yasmina and Kate are the only competition then probably yes - even though Leah's lips look like mine when I've had an allergic reaction to Spam :laugh:

[Shaun]

ricky martin outfoxes everyone single-handed