How does the Urban Dictionary define you personally.

[Kate!]

A not to be taken too seriously thread. Most names have at least one positive definition, I have looked through a handful of names....

Look yourself up :hugesmile:

Here is my character assassination :joker:

Kate
A skank who cant be true to anyone. Usually found in the backseat of a car sucking a dude off. Dude.. I just found Kate in AJs car .....

:joker:

and a slightly nicer one :blush:

Kate
The good girls who love to teach and spend more time with kids than people their own age. Everyone loves Kates because they make the best moms!

Your mom Kate is the nicest woman ever.

[michael21]

A not to be taken too seriously thread.

that never going to be your catchphrase

[Kate!]

be quiet Mr 21

[michael21]

be quiet Mr 21

ok you found your catchphrase :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Vicky.]

Vicky


a nickname for a beautiful girl who has just about everything
Girl 1: I wish I was Vicky...

Girl 3: Don't we all?

I have to say, I agree with this :pipe:


There are no bad ones D:

[Z]

Greg:

"A scottish word used mainly in glasgow
meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women"


yeah pretty much

[Kate!]

Greg:

"A scottish word used mainly in glasgow
meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women"


yeah pretty much

you're such a tramp Zee :hugesmile:

[Z]

Hey! That is completely founded and true!

[Josy]

No bad ones for my real name

Josephine

a sexy chic woman who loves fashion. her smile always gets the guys attention.

He has a huge crush on this josephine girl


The most amazing girl in the world.
Not only amazing, but: beautiful, hot, sexy, funny, cool, fun to hang out with, trust worthy, a complete turn on, and just so love-able

Without her the world would a place not worth living.

She will love you forever no matter what.

But for Josy

Josy

A woman who is always happy and laughing on the outside and often even seems a bit stupid but is actually very cleaver and deep.

This girl seems all weird and shallow, I know, but I actually think she's a real Josy!


An nifty "unpopular" woman with two kids and a cool tattooed partner who has the batman symbol on his chest.

Josy rocks the casbah

[Vicky.]

An nifty "unpopular" woman with two kids and a cool tattooed partner who has the batman symbol on his chest.


:laugh:

[billy123]

As i expected.

Robert

The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
That guy is so amazing... He must be a ROBERT.

[Niamh.]

From this :

Niamh

A one of a kind type of girl, Extremly witty, often sarcastic and always up for a laugh. Very senestive and often dramatic, Beautiful and charming not to mention has the bedroom skills of a porn star! Can also be quite crazy... but when u get a Niamh that loves you, she will love you with with all she has got so dont let her down as once she is hurt shes gone forever!
That girl is crazzzzzzy like a Niamh!

To this :

Niamh

Niamh the act of DEVOURING a sandwich very FAST
omg who is that ?

oh thats niamh,she always comes out at luncheon hour..

.................to this

Niamh

The world's stupidest, most ****ed up crazy bitch. She's worse than an asian on steroids. She hates asian emoticons and likes stalking Emos. She has a dick and 2 arseholes and enjoys sex with other women. Often referred to as a "****tard", Niamhs enjoy staring into blank space for extended periods of time.
Guy: Hai ^_^
Niamh: DIE ASIAN FACES, WHY CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL YOU BITCH
Guy: ...****ed up crazy bitch =.=

[Kate!]

"Josy rocks the casbah"

LeKQwMDSKK0

love this song.

[michael21]

From this :

Niamh

A one of a kind type of girl, Extremly witty, often sarcastic and always up for a laugh. Very senestive and often dramatic, Beautiful and charming not to mention has the bedroom skills of a porn star! Can also be quite crazy... but when u get a Niamh that loves you, she will love you with with all she has got so dont let her down as once she is hurt shes gone forever!
That girl is crazzzzzzy like a Niamh!

To this :

Niamh

Niamh the act of DEVOURING a sandwich very FAST
omg who is that ?

oh thats niamh,she always comes out at luncheon hour..

.................to this

Niamh

The world's stupidest, most ****ed up crazy bitch. She's worse than an asian on steroids. She hates asian emoticons and likes stalking Emos. She has a dick and 2 arseholes and enjoys sex with other women. Often referred to as a "****tard", Niamhs enjoy staring into blank space for extended periods of time.
Guy: Hai ^_^
Niamh: DIE ASIAN FACES, WHY CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL YOU BITCH
Guy: ...****ed up crazy bitch =.=

yea all i got from that post was has the bedroom skills of a porn star!

[Niamh.]

yea all i got from that post was has the bedroom skills of a porn star!

:laugh2:

[Joelle.]

Joseph

He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.

Joseph makes Superman look like a wimp and he made Chuck Norris quiver with fear.

Spot on tbh :idc:

[Kate!]

:laugh2: omg at Niamh's. I thought being a backseat slut was bad... lol.

The other descriptions is lovely though Niamh at least.

[Vicky.]

Never thought to check my real name

victoria


a sadistic little minx who knows how to punish the right people!
victoria ****ing dominated nick last night! he had bruises allover!
:evilgrin:

[michael21]

i was trying to work out what a backseat slut was but i think i work it out now

i was thinking when people say ie on the apprentice some one might say i taking a backseat on this tasks meaning there won't be so hands on


but a backseat slut has some thing to do with car right :evilgrin:

now my head hurts :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Niamh.]

Never thought to check my real name

:evilgrin:

ahhhhh that's more like it

[Vicky.]

My fave urban dictionary definition ever
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=failyness

:love:

[Chuck]

Max

Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis."

True

True to thier name all Max's are Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser's. One of a kind, Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their familiy. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.

True

The most amazing person in the world. Scratch that, in space and everything that ever exsisted. He's a super great boyfriend who's always there to lay a smile upon my face. He's sweet, funny, an idiot (in a good way), totally weird and crazy (also, good way), and just overall made of total win. I'm quite possibly the luckiest girl ever to be with him. Max.. Max.. Remember that name as the name of the most spectacular person ever. Max. My Max.

Not true

What can I say? Word's can't describe how awesome one of these are. I would give my child up just to meet one of these men.
Max: Hey, I'm Max.

Girls: *faint*

True

[Niamh.]

My fave urban dictionary definition ever
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=failyness

:love:

That link doesn't work for me

[Vicky.]

That link doesn't work for me

Umm. Search 'failyness'

[Niamh.]

Umm. Search 'failyness'

:laugh3:

So true

[Tom4784]

the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

They've got it spot on.

Here's some others.

Used to describe someone really cool or high up on a social chain. These people are very powerful so must be respected.

Just a hot guy in general, usually has a great sense of humor and a great taste in chicks.


a cute kid, usually short in stature. he uses sarcasm way to much and cannot stay serious for more than an hour maximum. usually funny, but over the years looses their fo'shizzle as maturity starts to overcome them. has dance moves, way way to cool for the d floor and probably should not bring them out into public. even though sometimes, he can be a bit nasty with his sarcasm and **** jokes, that you dont no if there serious or not, a dean is an amazing person, who any girl would be lucky be with because dean is one of the sweetest guys you could meet and one that youd be stupid to let go off.


A man that can impregnate many girls, while at all times staying anonymous

Dean can be used in any situation whenever needed for a substitute for a word that you can not think of at the time or that something is so crazy that there isnt even a word for it or if you just like to use the word.

[RichardG]

A strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, "what's so great about Richard?". Spiritual leader. Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy!

:amazed:

[michael21]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/names.php


michael
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael a very cool person.

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend

true :idc:

[Niamh.]

You forgot this one Dezzy :idc:

10. Dean
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A name often chosen for fat Chinese boys, who often spend hours on end eating Cheetos and playing video games. Dean’s, although fat, often wear tight shirts – Proudly showing off their “muscle.” A Dean will typically sport a baby dick, often measuring between 2.5-3.0 in length. Although Dean’s may appear dumb, they are also often creative – Many times designing clothing such as T-Shirts, Hats, etc. If one is ever in need of a Dean, one is commonly found at your local McDonalds drive thru. In a Dean’s spare time, they will be found in the kitchen concocting their favorite type of chili. Deans, although non-muscular and fat, will often partake in athletic supplements such as protein shakes, creatine, and the like.
"You might want to watch what you eat, you're starting to look like a Dean."

"That shirt makes you look like a Dean."

[Tom4784]

You forgot this one Dezzy :idc:

10. Dean
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A name often chosen for fat Chinese boys, who often spend hours on end eating Cheetos and playing video games. Dean’s, although fat, often wear tight shirts – Proudly showing off their “muscle.” A Dean will typically sport a baby dick, often measuring between 2.5-3.0 in length. Although Dean’s may appear dumb, they are also often creative – Many times designing clothing such as T-Shirts, Hats, etc. If one is ever in need of a Dean, one is commonly found at your local McDonalds drive thru. In a Dean’s spare time, they will be found in the kitchen concocting their favorite type of chili. Deans, although non-muscular and fat, will often partake in athletic supplements such as protein shakes, creatine, and the like.
"You might want to watch what you eat, you're starting to look like a Dean."

"That shirt makes you look like a Dean."

Whatever, you sandwich devouring crazy bitch.

[Niamh.]

Whatever, you sandwich devouring crazy bitch.

:laugh2:

[MTVN]

Matt
14890 up, 6351 down
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

Well I can't argue with that

[Samuel.]

Samuel 2360 up, 784 down

A guy who is really sweet and amazing.

That guy is so a Samuel

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=samuel

All of them are pretty accurate :pipe:

[Ammi]

..mine's really boring, it's not even worth posting..I'm not sure I have the right site, has anyone got a link..?...

[Niamh.]

..mine's really boring, it's not even worth posting..I'm not sure I have the right site, has anyone got a link..?...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

[Ammi]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

..thank you Niamh..:love:...


..yeah, it was the same site..:idc:....there is nothing edgy about me whatsoever...

[Niamh.]

..thank you Niamh..:love:...


..yeah, it was the same site..:idc:....there is nothing edgy about me whatsoever...

N'awwwww, TiBBs mom :love:


ammi

mother
this word is usually use in subcontinent to call his or her mother
she is my mother you can say she is my ammi

[Ammi]

N'awwwww, TiBBs mom :love:


ammi

mother
this word is usually use in subcontinent to call his or her mother
she is my mother you can say she is my ammi


..ok rub it in but you didn't see the other bits as well...

ammi

mother
this word is usually use in subcontinent to call his or her mother
she is my mother you can say she is my ammi

ammi

A person of true beauty. A girl with such a kind personality that anyone will simply fall in love with. A Cheryl will help anyone out without hesitation. They have trusting blue eyes and large bussoms

ammi

A girl with a kind personality who will poop on your windshield if you get on her bad side

ammi

Amazing, very odd, very obnoxious, girl. She is a very kind person and is always for an adventure. She expresses her self differently then many others do. She has a beautiful personality with a beautiful face along with, like total BABE! although she may sound the girl you always dreamed off, she could be the most biggest bitch if on her bad side













..ok, I made the last part up..that bit is Cheryl...

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker:
carolann is the most amazing girl you will ever meet shes extreamlly hot with a sexy body every one wants to bang her

carolann sexy lady that gives good sex
A super cool chick. A Carolann always looks super hot, and all the guys will want to bang her. She knows she's fine, and tends to be a make out *****, but it comes with the territory when you're as hot as her. Basicly a Carolann is a sexy beast.

Man I was in this bar yesterday, and I met a Carolann, she was smokin'
She is One Fine Woman! She definately catches the eyes of men! With her Funloving and happy personality she is a pleasure to see.
Little girl on the 1st and 2nd Poltergeist movies who got sucked into the TV set.

Carolann got sucked into the TV set!

I SHOULD be flattered but I sound like a ho:joker::joker::joker:

[Ammi]

:joker::joker:
carolann is the most amazing girl you will ever meet shes extreamlly hot with a sexy body every one wants to bang her

carolann sexy lady that gives good sex
A super cool chick. A Carolann always looks super hot, and all the guys will want to bang her. She knows she's fine, and tends to be a make out *****, but it comes with the territory when you're as hot as her. Basicly a Carolann is a sexy beast.

Man I was in this bar yesterday, and I met a Carolann, she was smokin'
She is One Fine Woman! She definately catches the eyes of men! With her Funloving and happy personality she is a pleasure to see.
Little girl on the 1st and 2nd Poltergeist movies who got sucked into the TV set.

Carolann got sucked into the TV set!

I SHOULD be flattered but I sound like a ho:joker::joker::joker:

..that's a beautiful name Kazanne, I didn't know your real name....

[Kazanne]

..that's a beautiful name Kazanne, I didn't know your real name....

Thankyou Ammi,not keen on it myself but I guess we are all like that about our names:hugesmile:my favourite name is Abigail.

[Ammi]

Thankyou Ammi,not keen on it myself but I guess we are all like that about our names:hugesmile:my favourite name is Abigail.

..yeah, I think a lot of people don't like their names..maybe because they didn't choose the themselves...hmmm, Abigail is quite nice but I know a lot of Abigails..I think yours is nicer and much more unique....

[Kazanne]

..yeah, I think a lot of people don't like their names..maybe because they didn't choose the themselves...hmmm, Abigail is quite nice but I know a lot of Abigails..I think yours is nicer and much more unique....

Thankyou Ammi,that's so nice of you:hugesmile:

[Ryan57]

Ryan: the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!

Search for it if you don't believe me. http://i.imgur.com/J58tbeq.png

Also under my name:


A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.


A man with an 11 incher who picks up a lot of milfs at the library.


An Irish name meaning "little king". A person worthy of the name Ryan is indeed a person of true royalty.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnm8118t331qlinqdo1_500.gif

[Kazanne]

Ryan: the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!

Search for it if you don't believe me. http://i.imgur.com/J58tbeq.png

Also under my name:


A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.


A man with an 11 incher who picks up a lot of milfs at the library.


An Irish name meaning "little king". A person worthy of the name Ryan is indeed a person of true royalty.

:joker::joker::joker:When are you free again:hugesmile:

[Ryan57]

Judging by our definitions, Kazanne... I think we're perfect for each other. Book the flights to Vegas.

[Ryan57]

http://www.vivalasvegasweddings.com/images/LasVegasThemed/123.jpg

Before some cheeky sod suggests it, no, I'm not Elvis in that picture.

[Ryan57]

Another definition about me:


A man who, simply by nature, surpasses all other men. This man has more coolness in one molecule than all other men do in their entire body! Men aspire to be like him in all ways! Penis size, attractiveness, level of intellect, and general kick assness.

[Shaun]

An amazing person someone you'll never forget. Someone strong and wise. He might not always be serious or very nice but he will always trying to be doing the right things. Very strong and intelligent. Is there when you need him. A jerk at times but he will always make up for it. And a very good looking person as well.

The most incredible person I have ever met. The one person that knows what I am thinking and when there is something wrong even before I know myself. The person that has my heart in it's entirety and the guy I love more than words can describe.

A white guy who thinks he's Indian.

Also known as a white chocolate Oreo.

he is a gay pussy
he needs to grow up and toughen up
eat some cement dudE!!!!!


To shave your head, act like a douchebag and sleep with men over the age of 70.

all accurate

[Ryan57]

LOL, 'eat some cement dudE!!!!!'.

[Kazanne]

Judging by our definitions, Kazanne... I think we're perfect for each other. Book the flights to Vegas.

:joker::joker:Done,and packed:hugesmile:

[GypsyGoth]

Some of the entries are nice, others funny and a couple gross. Here are ones I like:


3
As opposed to the name's actual meaning, Claudia's are so not lame, at all, whatsoever.

If you ever meet a Claudia, you won't regret it. Claudia's are the most amazing people in the world.

They are beautiful, but sometimes they won't realize it. You just have to let them know. They have beautiful hair, eyes, a beautiful smile, and the perfect shape. They tend to think they're fat at times though, just let them know that they're not.

They are really nice and fun to be around. Even if you're just sitting there, it's fun. Whenever you need someone to talk to, Claudia will always be there to listen to you. They're the best trustie that you can have.

Claudia's are always there for you, so they hate betrayal. If you tell them something, make sure you mean it, don't disappoint them.

It's guaranteed that you will fall in love with Claudia, so don't ever let her go.
Person 1: *smiles at text message*
Person 2: It's Claudia isn't it?
Person 1: Yea.... =)

11
Claudia is a very pretty and exotic girl. She's funny and has a good personality. If you don't know her she appears to be a horrible, catty person, but when you do get to know her, she's an amazing girl who's really funny, kind and down-to-earth.
-Claudia walks past laughing with friend-
Rosie: That Claudia girl is such a bitch!
Aaliyah: I know!
Me: Yeah..but she's actually really nice when you get to know her.

19
A person who is an annoying **** face who most people get bad vibes from. Most likely wear old lady clothes and has an innocent look.
hey look at that claudia
she is really annoying

[Redway]

Sam is a really great guy who has many friends and many people love him. You can trust him with everything and anything! He is always there for his friends and can make you happy at the worst of times. He is one of those people that you can just get on with and easily spend a happy amount of time with. Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like sam and even though he is annoyingly smart he is also witty, charming, cute and has great hair. He also is a music genius! He never gives himself enough credit for the great person he is. He has a large affect on people's lives- more than he will ever know. Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change.

[Ramsay]

Karl

My dream guy. Never met anyone like him before. I'm so happy I know him. Wish he'd be mine..
That sweet blue eyed girl from our school is meant to be with Karl!

sounds about right

[Black Dagger]

Lucas is the most amazing person you will ever meet, Lucas is sweet, kind and beautiful. Lucas will bring light to your life and love to your heart.

Biblical Meaning: Light of God-Bringer of Light
People with this name tend to be balanced, and receptive to cooperation. They are the ideal partner and seek peace.
I love my Lucas, he is my sweet angel baby!

Well -hair flicks-

[Black Dagger]

'Kind and sweet?' da fuq is this ****, I ain't doing my job properly.

[reece(:]

Reece
The greatest of the greats
A god amongst men
Every woman's sexual fantasy

"I wish I was Reece
Reece is amazing"

-

superior. the best anyone could have. ideal,perfect.
you are reece

-

the word reece can only be truly explained by those under its distinguishing title,
so all on this page who have submitted negative comments obviously aren't honoured by such an illustrious name.
...so Reece said "Let there be light."
And there was light

-


Someone who looks up elephant porn in his local library and smells of poocorn and masturbates on public buses while proceeding to throw his jizz at the driver as a sign of affection.
sometimes mistaken for homosexuals due to the fact that they shove pogo sticks up their arses and bounce around all day as their main source of transportation. they are not homosex they merely love sucking elephant dong and attempt many sexual acts with crocodiles.
Frank: "Hey look at that Reece mounting that pogo stick!"

Barry: "EURGH! Im getting out of here, i dont want anyone throwing semen at me!!!"

:joker:

[Ramsay]

davey

Extreme stinginess or hoarding
Got a spare cigarette?
No.
Don't be a Davey, that's a full pack..

again, sounds about right

[Black Dagger]

DREW

A massive prick

Aww poor Drew :sad:

[Marc]

marc
1.) Physically attractive man.
2.) Intellectually attractive man.
3.) Emotionally attractive man.

Has a voice so sweet he could make a wolverine purr. Most and probably best of all, he's more than you and yo momma combined.

Person a: what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Person b: i wanna be marc!

http://*************/images/smilies/105.gif

What a truly inspirational and beautiful entry. :joker:

[Withano]

I'm not on there ):

[Glenn.]

1. Glenn

a guy with a huge dong that every chick digs and wants to suck off
girl 1: omg u see cody over there
girl 2: omg ya hes such a glenn lets go give him mouth release.
buy glenn mugs & shirts
blow job girls sexy glenn
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2. Glenn

A very hot guy that flirts way too much. Tall and handsome with beautiful clear eyes.
"omg i can see Glenn what a hottie!!"
buy glenn mugs & shirts
glenn hot pretty eyes tall flirt
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3. Glenn

an awsome father figure who is a very loving man who gets knocked down but always gets back up stronger than ever
u r such a Glenn
buy glenn mugs & shirts
ryan dylan father foot robot
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As if it could be anything else tbh. How anyone dislikes me is a mystery.

[Kate!]

I see we've stopped posting negative ones :joker:

They were the funniest though.... Come on!

[Natalie.]

A very pretty girl who is shy at first but then she will open up. She is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. She falls for people fast and doesn't trust easily. She is beautiful inside and out people just don't realize it..... yet. Shes kickass and a great friend to have.
Man, Natalie is the total package.
I got to get me a Natalie

a very sexy, hot, attractive girl whos good in bed. and the closet. and in the bathroom. has awesome taste in music and knows how to dance to it. rocking body.
'man, i just had an AMAZING night with a Natalie'

:suspect:

Natalie

One who gives sex to a man paying for a Eurotrip, whilst cheating on benefactor.
He's paying for your Germany trip and you're ****ing his best friend? You are such a Natalie!

[Niall]

Mine are all extremely complimentary. :love:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=niall

[Jake.]

Jake

an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love:
wow, i really want a jake (:

A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.
She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz!

A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.
hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died.
hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!

Well, what can I say

[Benjamin]

1. Benjamin

The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.


2. Benjamin

A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever.


3. Benjamin

An awesomely cool guy that seems to attract alot of good friends. a very nice person to be around, and is not afraid to be himself. Benjamin's tend to be out going, a little cheeky, and they are always smiling. Almost like a golden retriever! They are very hard to tick off, and when they do get mad, they are quick to get over them selves.

Wow, that guy is just radiating Benjaminness!!

Mine are all good, LOL.

[Jake.]

Same , no negatives for mine :p

[Niamh.]

Ehem :idc:

34. Benjamin

39 up, 116 down
A morbidly obese rabbit man-child. He enjoys tennis and marturbation.
Wow, look at that rabbit! it's so fat, it must be a Benjamin!

[Benjamin]

Ehem :idc:

34. Benjamin

39 up, 116 down
A morbidly obese rabbit man-child. He enjoys tennis and marturbation.
Wow, look at that rabbit! it's so fat, it must be a Benjamin!

:(

I do enjoy tennis and masturbation though, especially at the same time.

[Vicky.]

Ehem :idc:

34. Benjamin

39 up, 116 down
A morbidly obese rabbit man-child. He enjoys tennis and marturbation.
Wow, look at that rabbit! it's so fat, it must be a Benjamin!

OMG :joker:

[Niamh.]

Same , no negatives for mine :p


36. Jake

76 up, 77 down
Jake is as person who at first seems to have a nice, charming personality, but later turns into a hormonal rapist.
Girl #1: "How did you and that guy go?"
Girl #2: "Oh he turned out to be a complete Jake!"

40. jake

96 up, 98 down
the act of being a tool.
"don't be a jake, nancy"

42. Jake

4 up, 8 down
An Asian prostitute who lives in the East Coast of the United States. Jake's are very frisky and tend to bite. They have no reproductive organs or self control.
Dude, I just saw a Jake in New York!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Possibly, and most likely the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is passionate, caring, funny, thoughtful, extremely handsome, and overly energetic! Most Scotts are always horny, but do not think with their overly huge wangs.


true

[Kate!]

don't think I haven't noticed that all the men are only posting the complimentary ones, whilst the forum females are presenting a more balanced view. :angel:

- awaits screams of sexism -

:devil:

[Jake.]

36. Jake

76 up, 77 down
Jake is as person who at first seems to have a nice, charming personality, but later turns into a hormonal rapist.
Girl #1: "How did you and that guy go?"
Girl #2: "Oh he turned out to be a complete Jake!"

40. jake

96 up, 98 down
the act of being a tool.
"don't be a jake, nancy"

42. Jake

4 up, 8 down
An Asian prostitute who lives in the East Coast of the United States. Jake's are very frisky and tend to bite. They have no reproductive organs or self control.
Dude, I just saw a Jake in New York!

Alright Niamh, no need to put me down

[_Seth]

Philip

The sexiest man on Earth. Usually really smart and quick-witted. Philips usually have enormous dicks and make love quite well. They can do things in the bed that no other people can. They are jacked beyond belief and can rip you apart. During times of need they are always there and will do anything for you. Philips are sports fanatics, especially for baseball.

Wow, i want Philip!

:eek:

[Ryan57]

I thought it was just me that'd have the big dick definitions. :(

[Marc]

Now now.. I think we're all massive dicks here

[Glenn.]

Speak for yourself you ginger rapscallion :idc: