creepy two sentence stories

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/40-freaking-creepy-ass-two-sentence-stories/

some of these are really unnerving

and some are hilarious

I was stoned. And Taco Bell was closed.

[Shaun]

omg

Don’t be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.

*genuinely can't look up now* LOL

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i hate these ones

I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.

They celebrated the first successful cryogenic freezing. He had no way of letting them know he was still conscious.

I was having a pleasant dream when what sounded like hammering woke me. After that, I could barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering the coffin over my own screams.

[Verbal]

i hate these ones
That first one is brilliant. If that was the first line in a novel I would be engrossed. Whoever wrote that should become a full-time Writer.

[Z]

That first one is brilliant. If that was the first line in a novel I would be engrossed. Whoever wrote that should become a full-time Writer.

Yeah I think that's fantastic too!

[Marc]

I was dancing in the night club and this hot woman was grinding up against me. Turned out it was Helen Keller.

:o

[Josy]

**** sake I shouldn't have read this..

My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house. She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone.

[Kate!]

omg fwitened .... leaves thread

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