UEFA Champions League 13-14 (and Europa League!!!!)

[Shaun]

think i'll go for a cheeky 2-2 draw

[Jemal]

6-0 barca

[King Gizzard]

Tata's whole teamtalk after seeing the teams ''get Messi at Demichelis''

[Brother Leon]

Come on Barca! (and yes in a **** you City way)

[Jemal]

Demichelis is a scapegoat for pundits and fans alike.
He hasn't even been bad lol

[King Gizzard]

You need to be Kompany standard to full deal with Messi so it's not even Demichelis being that bad necessarily

[Black Dagger]

Come on Barca! (and yes in a **** you City way)

Have fun jobbing to Olympiakos next week xo.

[Black Dagger]

And yeah, Demi is our new scapegoat, Nasri got back into form and Garcia has improved loads. So.

[Brother Leon]

Seeing a few City fans on the web angry at something Alves said??

EDIT: Lol at the rage over that nothing quuote.

[Black Dagger]

United fans were wanting Pelle's head on a stick for his comments that got taken out of context yesterday as well, people are so sensitive :laugh:

I couldn't give a **** if he didn't know who City were, hopefully he will in two hours after he defends ****e and lets lots of goals in.

[Brother Leon]

United fans were wanting Pelle's head on a stick for his comments that got taken out of context yesterday as well, people are so sensitive :laugh:

I couldn't give a **** if he didn't know who City were, hopefully he will in two hours after he defends ****e and lets lots of goals in.

That was stupid too by us lol.

Although I did lol at when he said "We can't forget the last few years though"..more like an eternity than a few years :p. Fair play though he's right saying City are alot better this season anyway. :p

[Drew.]

i have missed these CL nights

[Brother Leon]

The music...chills everytime.

[MTVN]

Going to call this a 0-0 now

[Drew.]

City will score

[MTVN]

No chance pal

[Drew.]

2-1 City

[MTVN]

PSG sealing their qualification half an hour into the first leg

[King Gizzard]

I said it was Zlatan's cup

[Brother Leon]

Give me Madrid and Bayern to watch any day over Barca.

Tikka Tacka<<<<<<<

Pls confirm boys.

[Black Dagger]

Bit overhyped this game judging by that first half pmsl.

Had a couple of chances though which was nice, really need a goal though, hopefully the Nasrilva partnership comes into fruition.

And I really dislike Alves, hope he gets himself sent off tbh.

[Brother Leon]

Bit overhyped this game judging by that first half pmsl.

Had a couple of chances though which was nice, really need a goal though, hopefully the Nasrilva partnership comes into fruition.

And I really dislike Alves, hope he gets himself sent off tbh.

http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt323/exclamation_mark/OhDear.gif

[MTVN]

Yeah doesn't really roll off the tongue that one

[King Gizzard]

Great Barca, great football here

[Black Dagger]

I thought it was good, y'all are hard to please, get out of town.

[Shaun]

oh Demichelis, you idiot.

[Brother Leon]

Not in the box tbh.

[King Gizzard]

the scapegoat concedes the penalty :think:

[MTVN]

:joker:

[GiRTh]

Demechllis is garbage.

[Drew.]

[19:38:34] Drew: Demichelis vs Messi though lol

:hehe:

[King Gizzard]

Hopefully a couple more goals in this now

[Brother Leon]

Not his fault. **** defending by the whole team,peach of a pass and Messi is ****ing up anyone from that position.

[GiRTh]

Come on Barca. Lets have three more.

[Black Dagger]

He's a tit tbh. All he has going for him is his luscious hair.

Ruined game, annoyed mood. ffs.

[MTVN]

City are finished now, any more than a one goal deficit will be insurmountable for them

[bbfan1991]

What was Demichelis doing and how did he start this game?:joker:

Get in Barcelona though:D.

[Drew.]

Keep this at 1-0 with Nastasic to come in and Aguero back for the 2nd leg and City will bully them on the counter

[King Gizzard]

Has Lescott slept with Pelle's wife or something

[MTVN]

The actual foul looks just inside the box to me

[MTVN]

Leverkusen down to ten men now as well, how many can PSG score :think:

[Black Dagger]

He started because he tends to have his chances in set-pieces and with Barca conceding from set-pieces at times that was his purpose, as well as trying to defend.

Didn't work in the end because the dope has got himself a red-card.

Hopefully we can try and get a goal back and don't let them score anymore. Fernandinho and Zab have to be careful as well.

[King Gizzard]

City need 3 to even have a chance at Nou Camp to be honest

[Black Dagger]

Well that isn't going to ****ing happen, Nathan!!! I will try and remain as optimistic as possible.

[Drew.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgyQvC2IQAACAx6.jpg

[Black Dagger]

Not even in the ****ing box, but ooh city get all the decisions going there way, get ****ed Messi.

[Brother Leon]

Not in the box tbh.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgyQvC2IQAACAx6.jpg

Thanks for confirming bro.

[Shaun]

oof. that shot.

[Shaun]

what on earth is that font on the back of the city shirts

[Drew.]

Lescott showing exactly why he didnt start.. he is **** under pressure

[MTVN]

Fabregas onside, typical City getting the decisions again

[bbfan1991]

That was onside, suppose fair decision since it was proved the penalty tackle was outside the box.

[Brother Leon]

****ing hell. Silva>

[Drew.]

Cesc <3

[Shaun]

aw. sergi doesn't look any older than 16.

[Brother Leon]

Cesc has been dog**** today.

[MTVN]

Cabaye scoring

[Shaun]

oh :(

wait why am i sad? this is city.

[Drew.]

The killer blow, so unlucky

[Brother Leon]

Good ol Dani boy.

[Drew.]

Clichy is an embarrassment

[Black Dagger]

And we're done. :'(

AND THAT ****ING LITTLE *********** SCORING IT AS WELL. Urgh go and run into a lorry.

[MTVN]

There's always next year City

[Shaun]

Messi has such an annoyingly smug smile... or is it just me

[bbfan1991]

Yess Alves:D. Thank you Barcelona!

What was Joe Hart doing there?

[Black Dagger]

Least the media might **** off with their 'quadruple' now.

Disappointing. Aguero to come and do a hattrick at Camp Nou xo.

[Brother Leon]

Another 100m in the summer lads. Don't worry. Quarter Finals will be achieved soon x

Alves with a well deserved goal. MOM after Silva.

[Black Dagger]

Another 100m in the summer lads. Don't worry. Quarter Finals will be achieved soon x

Alves with a well deserved goal. MOM after Silva.

I expected better from you tbh, how predictable </3

[King Gizzard]

City to panic and come in for Shaw now

[Black Dagger]

http://www.101greatgoals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-28-at-9.43.27-AM.png

I'd be more worried about these ****-houses putting you out next week tbh, Reggie xo

[King Gizzard]

Joel Campbell 3-0 Manchester United

[Brother Leon]

"Not the best team you have faced then?"

"No, not at all"

Kompany knows Barca are no match for the Moyes Boys.

[bbfan1991]

''They were there for the taking?'' Is Vincent Kompany having a laugh?:joker:

[Brother Leon]

http://www.101greatgoals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-28-at-9.43.27-AM.png

I'd be more worried about these ****-houses putting you out next week tbh, Reggie xo

Oh, we're ****. We would of got destroyed here. We know this. But 500m spent and not once sniffing the Quarters....that sucks.

[bbfan1991]

http://www.101greatgoals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-28-at-9.43.27-AM.png

I'd be more worried about these ****-houses putting you out next week tbh, Reggie xo

I wouldn't be surprised if United lost tbh, but I am keeping positive until the game next week is done and dusted;).

[bbfan1991]

City to panic and come in for Shaw now

Luke Shaw will go to Chelsea I reckon and he supports them also, he would be good at United though and would probably start as first choice if Patrice Evra left.

(Rumours are that Evra might sign a contract extension now though).

[Drew.]

Our turn to get destroyed tomorrow by 1 man

http://worldsoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Thiago-Alcantara-600x337.jpg

[Brother Leon]

Don't want Shaw. Going to cost way too much when we let Fabio go for peanuts.

[bbfan1991]

Vincent Kompany: "Barcelona weren't superior to us"

Roy Keane: "He's obviously tired. I'm not sure he knows what he's talking about."

[bbfan1991]

Our turn to get destroyed tomorrow by 1 man

http://worldsoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Thiago-Alcantara-600x337.jpg

Jai from Emmerdale?

[Brother Leon]

If Robben doesn't play then I will be an Arsenal fan tomorrow,Drew. Let's do this lad.

[King Gizzard]

Oh Jesus forgot Arsenal had Bayern

RIP Arsenal

[bbfan1991]

I like Bayern:blush:, but not too particularly bothered if Arsenal progress instead of them.

[Black Dagger]

Keane is a *********** and City actually played very well considering what they were against with 10 men. Just a shame nothing came from it tonight.

1-0 and I'd have more confidence at a result, 2 and it just isn't going to happen.

[King Gizzard]

must be near impossible for even liverpool fans to dislike Bobby Martinez

[Drew.]

If Robben doesn't play then I will be an Arsenal fan tomorrow,Drew. Let's do this lad.

Not sure where he was on the weekend but Ribery is out which is the only positive lol

[bbfan1991]

Roy Keane is just a very bitter person.

[bbfan1991]

Not sure where he was on the weekend but Ribery is out which is the only positive lol

Nooo not the mini G-Nev. This is scandalous!:p

[King Gizzard]

'Ribery is the Picasso G Nev' - Someone on twitter who I can't remember

[bbfan1991]

And remember peeps- Thiago Alcantara is Jai Sharma from Emmerdale.

[bbfan1991]

'Ribery is the Picasso G Nev' - Someone on twitter who I can't remember

Bearded Genius? (United fan on Twitter who writes a blog for The Mirror too). Sounds like something he would come out with.

[Brother Leon]

http://gyazo.com/1afef6c2590d08d6a6eeacf2937f6723.png

Only one defender to blame for the Messi pen...it isn't Demichellis :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

nah BG is a cock

[bbfan1991]

nah BG is a cock

I agree, still don't know why I still follow him on Twitter:joker:.

[bbfan1991]

And where's Shaun gone? Whipping off Olivier Giroud's towel probably.

[King Gizzard]

Lol don't know why I dislike him really I think it's just his annoying face and how he's gone all big time now writing for the Mirror

[bbfan1991]

Lol don't know why I dislike him really I think it's just his annoying face and how he's gone all big time now writing for the Mirror

He's so self righteous too, one of those people on Twitter who thinks that their opinion is the only one that should matter and everyone should agree with it.

[Shaun]

excuse me

[bbfan1991]

You were copping a feel of him and chucking the girl out of the hotel room. *checks camera*.

[King Gizzard]

435842866254848001

[Shaun]

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

Pellegrini has finally snapped :joker: Going on about the ref and how a ref from sweden shouldn't be in charge of this match

[Black Dagger]

I am not sure if I like this side or not. I was enjoying him being our timid manager who stayed quiet and just talked about if his players were injured or not in his press conferences.

[King Gizzard]

will be blown massively out of proportions seeing as the press don't particularly like him (because he's normally boring)

[bbfan1991]

Oh my gosh!

Jose Mourinho is an excuse of someone who is boring now, his whole act got tiresome ages ago yet the press and people still lap it up.

[King Gizzard]

this'll probably win that football photography of the year award


http://i.imgur.com/7UIeEJu.jpg

[Chuck]

Oh my gosh!

Jose Mourinho is an excuse of someone who is boring now, his whole act got tiresome ages ago yet the press and people still lap it up.

Pathetic how the English press seem to treat him like he's the best thing since sliced bread.

[Drew.]

:suspect:

FC Barcelona ‏@FCBarcelona 2m
Dear FC Barcelona management, Don't let the Qatari money funds you, it's full of blood and kill via @Official_SEA16 #SEA #FCB

[King Gizzard]

SEA? Syrian Electronic Army I guess

[Shaun]

goodness me

[Drew.]

SEA? Syrian Electronic Army I guess

Yeah

[bbfan1991]

Oh dear.

[MTVN]

FC Barcelona ‏@FCBarcelona 13 mins
Special Hi to @RealMadrid! via @Official_SEA16 #SEA

Heh

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Brother Leon]

Pathetic how the English press seem to treat him like he's the best thing since sliced bread.

He's pretty easily the best manager in England now Sir Alex is retired tbf.

[bbfan1991]

He's pretty easily the best manager in England now Sir Alex is retired tbf.

Some people reckon it is Wenger due to more experience etc, but yeah no-one can deny Jose's impressive managerial skills and the trophies he has won. He has had big money to spend at all of the clubs he has been at though, not had to work within a certain limit.

[BBfanUSA]

Poor Lucas :( I feel his pain, Screw La Liga.

[Black Dagger]

Thanks </3.

I like to remain optimistic and think that with Aguero back, we can make the away game look much more pleasant, I don't even think we were bad last night, keeping the scoreline we did with 10 men was impressive, just a shame that *********** got a 2nd goal in the last minutes.

But nvm if we go out, hopefully we'll complete the domestic treble to make up for it <3

[BBfanUSA]

Oh wait Messi got a red card so that's some good news, I missed that (I FF through the last 10 minutes because I couldn't stand FCB winning)

[MTVN]

Messi didn't get sent off :joker:

[King Gizzard]

messi got a red card?

[BBfanUSA]

...yeah I realized that when ESPN showed the highlight linked to it.

I fell for it.

[Brother Leon]

436093656265547776

Chuckle.

[King Gizzard]

Sanogo starts for Arsenal

[Brother Leon]

My boy Robben about to destroy. Might take him Nandos after tbh.

[Drew.]

Sanogo will score

[King Gizzard]

Drew didn't even bother with the teams he's that confident Arsenal will lose

[Drew.]

Sanogo starting over Podolski though

[Shaun]

podolski should be the first name on the sheet every match tbh

[Drew.]

Gibbs will be isolated against Robben and Lahm, could be a long night

[Shaun]

gonna be optimistic and hope for a draw

[Chuck]

I had a dream.... and we had won 2-0. My husband Arteta scored both goals.

[Brother Leon]

No chance for Arsenal against Bundesliga XI.

[King Gizzard]

Wilshere :facepalm:

[King Gizzard]

wish itv and sky would cut out all these glossy promos and stick to football

[Shaun]

[23392829292].

[King Gizzard]

Come on you Arsenal

bayern scum ruining football

[Brother Leon]

I do like Bayern. More than the other Elite European clubs, but Arsenal need to somehow knock them out.

[King Gizzard]

Sanogo!!!!

[Shaun]

who is this commentator that sounds like Jason Manford :facepalm: sack him please (just for that, tbh)

[King Gizzard]

who is this commentator that sounds like Jason Manford :facepalm: sack him please (just for that, tbh)

..Gary Neville? lol

[Shaun]

is it? :laugh: oh well, all the more reason

[Shaun]

where is this Bayern defence :suspect: how are we making shots :suspect:

[Drew.]

PEN!!!!!!!

[Shaun]

:amazed:

[Drew.]

OZIL

[King Gizzard]

league 2 pinball football there in the box

[Drew.]

Please don't miss lord

[King Gizzard]

oh I am 2 minutes behind

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Shaun]

:facepalm:

[Chuck]

oh god

[King Gizzard]

Watch Ozil go missing now after that

[Brother Leon]

**** sake. Neuer>>

That was huge man :|

[King Gizzard]

well the sanogo save was different gravy but that was just a poor penalty

[King Gizzard]

Gotta feel sorry for Ter Stegen, Leno, Weidenfeller, Ulreich, Trapp, Baumann...etc etc

All better than Hart but never playing international football

[Ryan57]

Pathetic from Ozil. Bug eyed twat.

[Drew.]

**** off

[MTVN]

There goes the tie folks

[jackc1806]

Good call.

Fabianski with the chance to be a hero

[Ryan57]

Good night sweet Prince.

[Brother Leon]

That's every tie so far finished almost :laugh:

[Drew.]

jesus christ

[jackc1806]

Wow.

[Shaun]

:amazed:

[jackc1806]

10 men though? No chance surely

[Brother Leon]

Why the **** did he take it?

[MTVN]

Hmm don't think it will matter hugely, would still expect Bayern to at least be 2 up by the end of the night

[King Gizzard]

Alaba has been terrible all night

[Drew.]

Flamini is about to go on a rampage

[Drew.]

:joker:

https://vine.co/v/MZdd6w1MrqF

[King Gizzard]

be sort of funny if Robben scored

[Brother Leon]

Finish.

[King Gizzard]

beauty

[MTVN]

Strike

[Ryan57]

Amazing finish.

[MTVN]

Alright Ryan no need to write an essay about it

[King Gizzard]

Think I got a semi watching the replay of that

[King Gizzard]

first time with that curl

[jackc1806]

Kroos is sensational

[King Gizzard]

and Robben

[Drew.]

Muller :love:

[King Gizzard]

don't think it'll be too long before the 2nd

[King Gizzard]

Need to give Kroos what he wants tbh

[Brother Leon]

Robben will provide the dagger. It's set up for it.

[King Gizzard]

nearly just did

[King Gizzard]

Mertesacker the irremovable boulder

[Ryan57]

Must feel like you're playing with nine men with Ozil on the pitch.

Edit: Is Wenger thick? Keeping Ozil on.

[King Gizzard]

What the **** are those extra officials for seriously

[Drew.]

If it stays 1-0 this will be a miracle

[King Gizzard]

Costa makes it 1-0 in the other game with a good header

[King Gizzard]

All away wins with no home teams scoring in the first 4 games

[King Gizzard]

You'd think it was 1-0 to Arsenal or 0-0, but 0-1 isn't a bad result

[King Gizzard]

oh no

[MTVN]

Just like the City game.. tough on Arsenal

[King Gizzard]

Muller :love:

.

[Drew.]

Muller :lovedup:

[Brother Leon]

Comes down to Chelsea and United to rep for the league then.

[King Gizzard]

Comes down to Chelsea and United to rep for the league then.

so basically just Chelsea

[Ryan57]

Shame. Players did well besides the Chuckle Brothers down the left.

[MTVN]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1900074_427851934027011_18449863_n.jpg

[Ryan57]

Very good. :joker:

[Brother Leon]

Every match that goes by I can see why Ozil was a Real Madeid reject tbh. Hell he was a David Moyes reject FFS LOL

[King Gizzard]

He is taking his place for granted at Arsenal and isn't having to keep on his toes like he was under Mourinho at Real

[Drew.]

Rocisky and Cazorla have shat on Ozil all season but he still plays ahead of them, he looks knackered now.

[BBfanUSA]

Uh, why is UEFA still using extra refs behind the goal? I get that the GDS is expensive but you're UEFA. You should be able to afford it.

[King Gizzard]

436266186620542976

the guy is on another level

[Brother Leon]

I could of done that........:idc:


I am the next United manager.

[Brother Leon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bg3jts-CEAAnaI1.jpg

Twat. Stay winning nothing :idc:

[King Gizzard]

that was in the second half way after it had happened too, you'd think Arsene would have seen the replay by then (probably had, just wanted to be a dick still)

[Brother Leon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bg3d-uICAAAdBFZ.jpg:large

Nearly spat my drink out :joker:

[MTVN]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bg3jts-CEAAnaI1.jpg

Twat. Stay winning nothing :idc:

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/QRHsEHO.jpg

[Shaun]

people really love seeing Arsenal fail don't they :laugh:

[Novo]

It has just become a part of daily life

[King Gizzard]

i don't know why they are so disliked to be honest apart from the fact arsene can be a bit of a moany prat and piers morgan

[Shaun]

piers morgan

basically

[BBfanUSA]

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.

If I see Piers Morgan on my TV for ANYTHING, I will not be afraid to throw my tv out a window.

[MTVN]

The greatest wind up merchant there is

[Shaun]

can any of you imagine though, having him supporting your team

just imagine it, just for a second, he's livetweeting your games and everything

[King Gizzard]

The greatest wind up merchant there is

yup

[BBfanUSA]

When Fox had him as a pundit (Yes you read that right) for a game on Thanksgiving here in the US (Which in American Football terms is the equivalent of boxing day in case you don't now.)

He said I don't know why Americans love American Football this is real football.
Yeah, While I know everyone has their own opinions about American Football, You don't ever say that at all on Thanksgiving. I think it was a Arsenal game too, can't remember the other club right now but I think it was big 4. I'd say it was two or three years ago.

[Novo]

Can't really disagree with him on that one

[Drew.]

Lamela can't make the bench ahead of this lot

Tottenham Hotspur ‏@SpursOfficial 1m
Our subs tonight - Archer, Fryers, Veljkovic, Eriksen, McEvoy, Onomah, Kane.

[Drew.]

Soldado is so bad :joker: misses an open goal from 3 yards

[Drew.]

Spurs 1-0 down :hehe:

[Black Dagger]

When practically every other fan going was like 'WTF THEY DOING' when we got Negredo instead of this dire twat :love:

[Drew.]

Spurs getting destroyed here, should be 2-0

[Chuck]

Stop wasting your time Paulinho and come back.

[King Gizzard]

Ah, Napoli signed Henrique, Barca used to have him when he was rated really highly

[MTVN]

The revenge of Juande Ramos

[King Gizzard]

Spurs thinking Dnipro would lack fitness in the final 20 forgetting who Dnipro's manager is

[Brother Leon]

Another match with the Wild,Wild,Wild chant being rinsed.

[MTVN]

Ajax losing 3-0 at home to Salzburg :shocked:

Ten man Ludogorets beating Lazio away :hehe:

[King Gizzard]

Ludogorets have been in ridiculous form this Europa League though didn't they win all of their games bar one and that was a draw

[Shaun]

how tf did Swansea hold Napoli yet Tottenham succumb to something called a Dnipro

[Novo]

****ing Betis couldn't even beat 10 men Rubin at home

[King Gizzard]

Dnipro are quite a good team and have a good home record and the Swansea game..well I don't know

[King Gizzard]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/19gb5af79v4u4gif.gif

[King Gizzard]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2014/02/20/6085978eab36cc046c367364ad7be79a.gif

[King Gizzard]

Zenit - Dortmund at 5pmish

[Drew.]

The only good thing about the Russian teams qualifying is that we get to watch 2 games.

[Brother Leon]

Moyes the European master continues his quest as it comes down to United and Chelsea to represent our once great Country in Europe....again.

We go Wild,Wild,Wild :worship:

INB4Loss&#MoyesOut

[Drew.]

Chelsea - Milan UEFA youth game on Eurosport

[Brother Leon]

Got a feeling Young will play today. Which means some of our twat fans are going to have meltdowns and blame it on him if we lose when we have been losing even when he hasn't been in the squad and has actually been one of our better performers this poor season :laugh:

If not him then it'll be Valencia that gets that treatment.

[Drew.]

Reus!!!!! Dortmund 2-0 up after 4 minutes

[Brother Leon]

Dortmund have thrown all their eggs into the CL this season. The difference in their urgency and energy. :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

:worship:

Tbf their main thing is ridiculous injuries. Both first choice CB's long term injured and they just lost Sven Bender for 10weeks

[King Gizzard]

They're continually butchered by Bayern too for players and stuff..but they can't complain too much as Bayern helped them out when they were financially in the **** themselves

[Drew.]

I'd rather have Reus over Lewan. Would be terrible for Dortmund to lose him too, will probably happen.