UEFA Champions League 13-14 (and Europa League!!!!)

[King Gizzard]

Not sure where he'd go this season, doubt he'd leave for anyone in Italy or Spain, and don't really see him coming to England

[Drew.]

City, Arsenal, United (kind of) all lacking left sided players, not to say they'd go for him but he'd be an amazing signing

[MTVN]

Hulk with a second half hat trick to bury Dortmund

[MTVN]

Well they'd go through anyway probably if that happened but still

[King Gizzard]

:think:

[King Gizzard]

''and everything changes'' not really, even if it went to 2-2 Dortmund would have a massive advantage

[MTVN]

Zenit suck

[Brother Leon]

Reus will be a City player soon. But yeah, I agree he is their best player.


Hopefully no one takes the risk on Gundo and we have a Kagaw/Money offer accepted. We won't sniff a chance with Reus.

[MTVN]

Zenit's kit though :flutter: a very interesting shade of blue

[King Gizzard]

Never a pen

[King Gizzard]

Ah, he's from the SPL, that explains it

[MTVN]

Zenit's defence spoiling the refs attempts to make a game of it

[King Gizzard]

Wharra game this is MTVN wharra game this is

[Brother Leon]

That Hulk Pen was as close to perfect as they come.

[Brother Leon]

438383971085615104

Oh, this is going to be good :joker:

-checks Redcafe and Twitter meltdown-

[Drew.]

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/590x/joel_campbell_getty-461718.jpg

[King Gizzard]

impossible not to love Klopp isn't it

[Brother Leon]

Ok...Adnan isn't even on the Bench. I can't even laugh at this **** now.

Oh boy. I hope Moyes knows what he is doing. Mass pressure if this ****s up :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

Bought Januzaj for all my Soccermanager teams and was hoping he reaches 88 by the end of the season, no ****ing chance at this rate

[Brother Leon]

Just been shown this.

438353392550047744

Wow :|

[King Gizzard]

their twitter handle tho :laugh:

[Drew.]

I'm bored.

[King Gizzard]

Not sure if I like this camera angle or not, it's nice seeing most of the pitch but I feel a bit dizzy

[GiRTh]

:joker:

[Drew.]

Dominguez!!!!!!!!!!

[Brother Leon]

Adnan to come in and save us again....

Oh.

[Drew.]

i dont believe it

[Drew.]

CAMPBELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brother Leon]

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

joel

[GiRTh]

:joker::joker:

[Black Dagger]

LOL. </3

[Shaun]

...wow

[Drew.]

Amazing result for the Greek giants, destroyed United.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhWbE2sCIAAmaA7.jpg

[GiRTh]

LOL

[King Gizzard]

oh dear

still think united will sneak through though

[King Gizzard]

well they can't really sneak through but you get what i mean

[Brother Leon]

Time to get over our Holier than thou attitude as a club and tell the manager to get the **** out. He can take half the players with him too tbh.


And we aren't sneaking through. Not a chance The defenders will concede in some way and then 4 goals won't be scored. Welbeck,Kagawa and Young the only ones that should not be fully asahamed today really.

[King Gizzard]

I'd say he's in sacking territory now to be honest, a 'bad' season for United this season was clinging onto 4th but they're not even getting that

[King Gizzard]

438427208798175232

Poor pete

[King Gizzard]

I actually think Chuck's shout of Heynkes would be really good

[Drew.]

Klopp will arrive with Reus in his luggage

[King Gizzard]

They need to ditch the longterm thing and go with City/Chelsea's strategy it's the only way and it works

[Drew.]

Time for the "i thought we were excellent" interview

[Brother Leon]

How much longer are the media going to stick up for him? It's ****ing embarrassing.
If his was a foreign manager they would be hounding him. This squad did not have the "writing on the wall" and Moyes "can't do much more".... Are you joking? He has 6 players that can say they are the best at their position in the league. More than half the starting XI and then the the likes of Kagawa and Hernandez on the bench that have been destroyed.

[Drew.]

Lets not forget about the £27m thrown away on Fellaini

[King Gizzard]

and whatever anyone says he is responsible for this squad even if he has people working above him

[Shaun]

can you imagine Roy Keane on christmas day or something, just stood there moaning about the sprouts being underdone or the presents being wrapped poorly

[Brother Leon]

Keane showing more fight for the cause as a pundit than the players and Manager...

[King Gizzard]

429276606772031488

yes rio

[Drew.]

Still no wins for English teams in Europe over the past week

[Legend killer]

Keane ripping in to that pathetic interview>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Would LOVE Keane to be sent in to have a word with those useless pieces of piss in particular RVP VALENCIA YOUNG EVRA SMALLING.

[Brother Leon]

438435830450122752


Settle love. Maybe he'll lend your your hubby some balls if you are nice.

EDIT: Just realised Moyes just avoided the post match interview and sent Carrick instead. I take that back. The manager can have it instead.

[Black Dagger]

Keane is a bit of a *********** tbf though, she says no lies.

[Legend killer]

People hate on Keane for the MUTV interview (still to this day no one has actually seen it so I can guarantee it was not all that bad) but that is exactly what needs to be done now. Players like RVP Young and Valencia should be named and shamed however unlike with Keane there is no players with any balls left in the team

Let's be real Keane would walk straight back into this team

[Legend killer]

Keane is a realist people just can't handle the truth sometimes. Go look at Fergie's response to Roy calling out the bums a few years back

[Legend killer]

KEANE ON: JOHN O'SHEA
He's just strolling around when he should have been busting a gut to get back

KEANE ON: RIO FERDINAND
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink robbed Ferdinand for the second goal... I have seen that happen to Rio before. It is poor defending

KEANE ON: DARREN FLETCHER
I can't understand why people in Scotland rave about Darren Fletcher

KEANE ON: KEIRAN RICHARDSON
On the penalty Richardson gave away.... He is a lazy defender who deserved to get punished.. he wasn't doing his job

KEANE ON: ALAN SMITH
What is he doing there? He is wandering around as if he is lost. He doesn't know what he is doing

SAVE US ROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ryan57]

I didn't think I could hate Moyes anymore. The man is a total loser. I hate this c u n t so much. Get rid. What player would respect this piece of s h i t?

[MTVN]

Great fans Galatasaray (as long as they're not stabbing Chelsea fans)

[Drew.]

For the sake of the PL i hope we see Chelsea dealing out a nice thrashing tonight

[MTVN]

Chelsea are probably the English team I'd most like to see go out

[Drew.]

TORRESSS

[MTVN]

Bloody hell, Chelsea to just shut down now and preserve this lead

[Drew.]

BALE!!!!

[MTVN]

Depending how this game turns out its looking like pretty much every tie will be almost over going into the second legs

[Brother Leon]

Bale's goal. Bloody hell.


I suppose the season comes down to hoping CR7 can win the CL :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

-Would have liked Chelsea to go out tbh, especially when they are facing Mancini-

Couldn't give a **** if they showcase the EPL.

[Drew.]

Schalke getting ripped apart

[Brother Leon]

Would prefer Chelsea to go out facing Madrid or Bayern etc tbh. At least it would be a nice tie to watch.

[MTVN]

There goes Galatasarays best chance, they wont score now

[MTVN]

In the next minute I mean

[Drew.]

thought that was Eboue who scored at first, shame

[Drew.]

BALE!!! 5-0 :joker:

[MTVN]

Embarrassing

[Ryan57]

Good to see it's all English teams that are miles behind Europe's best.

[the truth]

bale on fire, benzema is class and ronnie is back.

epic madrid

[Brother Leon]

"Cristiano Ronaldo is the 1st player in all history of Champions League to score 10+ goals in 3 consecutive seasons."

Praise the king :worship:

[the truth]

ronnie is a freak

[Ryan57]

Qj2xSQU1Avw

Kagawa is too intelligent for a Moyes team. What a shame. Hate that prick even more.

[Brother Leon]

I saw that earlier. I always say we should have Mata or Kagawa behind RVP and Rooney can play wide or **** off if unhappy....seeing that video made me think there is no point anyway :laugh: they are just going to lump it wide or long anyway.

[BBfanUSA]

Tottenham is playing right now. Still down 1-0 on aggregate, which is sad.

[Drew.]

Dnipro !!!!!!!!!!!

[BBfanUSA]

**** Me, Dnipro just scored in White hart.

How did Chelsea do the other day? Did they do well?

[Drew.]

They scored early on and didn't really do much for the remainder of the game, typical European away game

[Drew.]

Spurs now need 3 to go through, i don't see that happening :think:

[GiRTh]

Vertogheon took about 10 seconds to react to the headbutt.

[Drew.]

Zozulya may be my new favourite player

[BBfanUSA]

Spurs now need 3 to go through, i don't see that happening :think:

You might want to retract that. :joker:

[Drew.]

Quick BBfan delete the quote!!

[BBfanUSA]

LOL, Nope

[Drew.]

oh no

[BBfanUSA]

The American Announcer is decent right now.

[Brother Leon]

Spurs now need 3 to go through, i don't see that happening :think:

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/590x/adebayor_action-454811.jpg

[Drew.]

Not to worry, Dnipro will grab a winner

[MTVN]

Was going to put money on 3-1 to Spurs tonight but thought it might be a bit of a risky bet to use my last 50p on

The Porto and Lazio games sound like they were amazing today

[BBfanUSA]

Yes, Caught the end of the Porto game, it was brilliant

[MTVN]

https://vine.co/v/MK55xuMdjAT

Great stuff

[Shaun]

right then, time to embarrass Bayern

[Drew.]

Ox playing in midfield with Arteta. This will either be close or totally embarrassing.

[MTVN]

It is going to be an absolute massacre

[Shaun]

Dante you little bitch :fist:

[Shaun]

this is already horrible and i've wished death on Sagna twice so far

such a ****ing terrible player

[Shaun]

Ox you beautiful man :lovedup: crazy run. Should've been booked :bored:

[Drew.]

Ox is in insane form right now, having a great game tonight too

[Shaun]

why do we have to be against Neuer :bawling:

[Drew.]

Sagna is so isolated on the right and he's too casual in possession

[Shaun]

poor old alex is single-handedly saving us from humiliation

[Shaun]

every single yellow shirt once the ball enters our box

http://cdnstand.tab.co.uk/files/wp-content/uploads/gifhp.gif

[Drew.]

Full out attack second half, Get that hairy bastard Dante sent off too.

[MTVN]

Anyone seen Ozil tonight?

[Shaun]

who?

[Drew.]

The whole attack have been irrelevant tonight bar Ox

[Shaun]

rosicky warming up by ****ing a bench

[Drew.]

Good half time sub

[GiRTh]

How many are we losing by?

[Shaun]

oh arteta shut the **** up you arse

[Shaun]

:joker: robben you tit

:facepalm: rosicky you bigger tit

[MTVN]

lol outrageous attempt to buy a pen

[Locke.]

Pen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ref!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shaun]

his face when he fell. bless. :love:

[Shaun]

game over *heads to bed*

[bbfan1991]

Bastian! Lovely build up for the goal...

[Shaun]

:o

[Drew.]

Jesus Christ

[Shaun]

what just happened!?

[Shaun]

oh. Lahm milked nothing.

[bbfan1991]

1-1. Ooh!

[GiRTh]

Get in.

[MTVN]

Hmm

[Drew.]

Bayern collapse is coming

[GiRTh]

Come on Arsenal.

[Shaun]

Pep looking worried :love: (idk why we're clearly not going to win LOL)

[Drew.]

Time to bring Flamini on for Arteta, a red card is going to come otherwise

[Shaun]

Neuer could probably clear a ball with his dick

[Brother Leon]

That was a 5* finish. Love those shots from that angle that go in.

[GiRTh]

Bayern are looking a bit shakey.

[Shaun]

christ. how did we survive that.

[Shaun]

i think we've found a dirtier team than anything in england :umm2: what is this

[Drew.]

Grow some balls ref, Cazorla is like 3 foot tall, stupid decision

[GiRTh]

Grow some balls ref, Cazorla is like 3 foot tall, stupid decisionIs it me or does Cazorla look like Anthony Costa from Blue?

[bbfan1991]

Arjen Robben can't help himself LOL:o.

[Shaun]

:joker: wow, he does

[Shaun]

(also doesn't Fabianski look a little like Zee/Z?)

[GiRTh]

(also doesn't Fabianski look a little like Zee/Z?):joker:

[Shaun]

Come to think of it, where the hell is Ribery

[bbfan1991]

Fabianski has had a good game.

[Drew.]

Serge :love:

[Drew.]

I thought Ox just pulled up there, phew

[Shaun]

who is our regular captain now that Vermaelen tends to be on the bench all the time?

[Drew.]

Arteta or Per

[Shaun]

bringing off ribery for muller is like looking at a gif of a before/after

[GiRTh]

Glad to see Muller on. I think he's one of the most overrated players in the world.

[GiRTh]

He'll probably smash one in from 30 yards now I've said that.

[bbfan1991]

Get in Atletico:). A positive bonus is seeing the vile AC Milan go out of the Champions League tonight!

[Shaun]

right, time to support Atletico for the rest of the tournament

[bbfan1991]

Oh dear.

[Shaun]

soft as ****.

aw fabianski :worship:

[Brother Leon]

Let Robben take it ffs.

[GiRTh]

Told you Muller was sh*t. :joker:

[GiRTh]

Robben is a cheating b*stard.

[Shaun]

ex-chelsea players for you :pipe:

[Shaun]

well, it was fun whilst it lasted :spin2:

[Brother Leon]

Don't worry boys. CR7 will stop them retaining it(hopefully)

[Drew.]

We missed some big opportunities in the second half, lacking a final ball. Can't complain with a draw away to Bayern after our win last year too, lost both ties at home which is pretty annoying. Madrid to win it now (real)

[bbfan1991]

Lethargic performance from Bayern, but job done from them.

Too much of an uphill task for Arsenal.


I'm resigned to United going out next week anyway, three goals at OT and not to concede is a tough ask. We've played so poor at home this season.

[Ryan57]

We'll beat Olympiacos, and then dump Bayern out the competition. Moyes will go the Allianz and show Pep what a proper manager is.

[bbfan1991]

I'm hoping we will manage to get through somehow, fingers crossed.

[Locke.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bielv6SIAAAVPkC.jpg

[Shaun]

can't even use the right kit

[MTVN]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bielv6SIAAAVPkC.jpg

:joker:

[bbfan1991]

That was probably the work of Matt Lucas.

[Ryan57]

Nice drawing of Ozil.

[Drew.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bielv6SIAAAVPkC.jpg

:joker:

[bbfan1991]

Nice drawing of Ozil.

:joker:

[Locke.]

The comeback is on in Paris

[Shaun]

good grief

[MTVN]

City even getting the decisions at the Nou Camp, how can you justify this Lucas?

[Drew.]

Looks like Neymar is growing the great famous Mohawk again

[Brother Leon]

Pen denied and a goal that should of stood. For once Barca don't have the ref sucking them off.

[King Gizzard]

Barca never have any luck with the refs

[Locke.]

Leverkusen miss a pen to get their second away goal, it's all over

[King Gizzard]

Sort of scary to think Man City need a CB this summer, they can get anyone they want, even Thiago Silva

[Shaun]

even Titus Bramble

[King Gizzard]

416651909068767233

[Brother Leon]

Messi just having his way with Kompany and Lescott.


Navas for Milner and go for it pls.

[King Gizzard]

sick note Aguero

[BBfanUSA]

How did Barca score 2 goals ahead of City in the first leg?

[King Gizzard]

For about 2 games they went back to Pep Barca football, in the league and then the City first leg

Now they have gone back to this Swansea type ineffective passing football

[King Gizzard]

and that

[Drew.]

Lescott :joker:

[Ryan57]

Lescott is so wank. Bricks for feet.

[Drew.]

If City score now then both last nights game and tonights game would have been exactly the same again. First legs were identical.

[Brother Leon]

Lescott and Milner are so out of place on this pitch :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

only just seen the goal because I'm 5 minutes behind :joker:

[MTVN]

Silly Pablo

only just seen the goal because I'm 5 minutes behind :joker:

Had that with my skyplayer, knew it was being bloody slow when the live bbc sport updates had the goal before it had come up on my screen

[GiRTh]

Kompany sent off. WTf is going on. THis always happens against Barca.

[King Gizzard]

Forgot Micah Richards even existed, and he's still only 25

he needed a loan

[Brother Leon]

No where near as stonewall as they were making out :laugh:

[GiRTh]

Forgot Micah Richards even existed, and he's still only 25

he needed a loanThere was talk that we were gonna take him. I'd be all for that.

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/NzMTyWw.jpg

[GiRTh]

Who was sent off?

[Brother Leon]

Zabaleta.

[GiRTh]

Zabaleta.:thumbs:

[King Gizzard]

would rather all our teams go out than chelsea progressing, have grown to dislike them this season

[King Gizzard]

and still think United will do it

[GiRTh]

would rather all our teams go out than chelsea progressing, have grown to dislike them this season
Get used to it, Mourinho's back. He's the Guvnor.

[Brother Leon]

and still think United will do it

:joker:

Moyes doesn't set positive historic records :(

[King Gizzard]

ah, I wanted Iniesta to score

[Brother Leon]

What do City players have to complain about?

Outclassed over 2 legs and ref saved their asses today if anything.

[King Gizzard]

just trying to deflect the attention away from their own performances

[Ryan57]

Don't worry City, we'll do Barca in along with Bayern.

[Black Dagger]

Wouldn't say we were outclassed then but lol ok. I was proud of their performance, still shows how far we are away though and all the talk of a 'quadruple' was ridiculous.

[Ryan57]

Need a good centre back in the summer. Lescott makes Smalling look like Pique on the ball.

[Black Dagger]

Yeah, it was inevitable, all our defence is practically ****ing off this Summer, needs sorting really.

Micah needs replacing
Lescott needs replacing
Demichelis needs replacing
Kolarov or Clichy may still go.

[King Gizzard]

would keep kolarov out of those 2

[Black Dagger]

[2] tbh.

[Black Dagger]

Oh well, another £100m in the Summer to give it another go next season xo.

[Ryan57]

Graeme Souness doing punditry on Barcelona and Messi again. That studio will be full of his ejaculate.

http://www.futureproducers.com/forums/attachments/rap-hip-hop-r-b/39676d1375745698-2014-andre-3000-drops-solo-album-tumblr_lvaiu8ecxq1r3uvuvo1_500.jpg

[King Gizzard]

it's funny cause it's the absolute opposite of how he used to manage

[GiRTh]

Yeah, it was inevitable, all our defence is practically ****ing off this Summer, needs sorting really.

Micah needs replacing
Lescott needs replacing
Demichelis needs replacing
Kolarov or Clichy may still go.Five good players IMO

[GiRTh]

Shut up Redknapp.

[MTVN]

Five good players IMO

:joker:

[GiRTh]

:joker:5 internationals.

[Black Dagger]

Five good players IMO

umm.. Micah has gone off the boil, it's untrue, it's pitiful that he's ****ed up any chance he's had over Zabaleta this year, Lescott is slowing down, Demichelis, I don't hate the guy as much as every other City fan who has this 'GET DEMICHELIS OUT OF THIS CLUB NOW' campaign, but he isn't cut out for MCFC life at all, that much is blatant and I don't mind either of our LB's staying and we didn't need to replace, but one is definitely off.

[Black Dagger]

I hope you were being serious now I went to that effort tbh.

[Drew.]

My man Cesc

[Brother Leon]

Wouldn't say we were outclassed then but lol ok. I was proud of their performance, still shows how far we are away though and all the talk of a 'quadruple' was ridiculous.

Barcelona would of been up 2-0 or more at HT if the ref wasn't completely inept. They hardly had to get out of coasting mode throughout the two legs and still won 4-1. I would say it was a case of being outclassed. No shame in it..better than Olympiakos doing it :laugh:

[GiRTh]

I hope you were being serious now I went to that effort tbh.Kind of. :joker:

[bbfan1991]

Well done Barcelona:D.

[Black Dagger]

Did have to laugh at a tweet earlier from a United fan "best week of my life, City losing in the CL and FA Cup"

Since when did your lot get so small-time? I thought we were bitter :sad:

[Locke.]

Rodrigo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bbfan1991]

Good goal by Rodrigo for Benfica.

[Drew.]

RODRIGOOO

[bbfan1991]

What a miss by Adebayor:joker:.

[Ryan57]

Did have to laugh at a tweet earlier from a United fan "best week of my life, City losing in the CL and FA Cup"

Since when did your lot get so small-time? I thought we were bitter :sad:

When the goblin took charge.

[bbfan1991]

Bullet header from Luisao.

[GiRTh]

Oh dear. Poor Spurs. :idc:

[Drew.]

Luisao!!! Spurs can't handle the mighty Benfica

[MTVN]

:hehe:

[Shaun]

does anyone actually like tottenham

[bbfan1991]

Harry Kane being compared to Wayne Rooney:joker:.

[Drew.]

Their cheapest signing does the business again

[GiRTh]

Great free kick from Eriksen. Got to hand it to AVB he signed some very good players.

[bbfan1991]

And Spurs are back in it..

[MTVN]

Great free kick from Eriksen. Got to hand it to AVB he signed some very good players.

From the evidence this season he completely squandered that Bale money

[Locke.]

To think this is the side that will be pipping Arsenal to that fourth spot, it's almost unbelievable

[bbfan1991]

Spurs are so weak up front...

[GiRTh]

From the evidence this season he completely squandered that Bale moneyReally? I disagree. You realize Spurs are 5th right?

[Drew.]

Can't tell if you're being serious or not Girth.. He signed 2, maybe 3 players that have showed signs of potential, the rest have been absolute ****e

[Shaun]

It's not as if they've had much competition for that :p