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A Discussion Thread for the most interesting league in the world right now that beholds the world's most successful club Rangers and other world class teams like Dunfermline and Ayr, this is the league of the pure home talent.
Ally's domestic dominance continues following two back to back wins 4-1 and 3-0 and meanwhile the nearest rivals Ayr have also won their first two games but it is a sorry state of affairs for Lee's home town Dunfermline as they 3-2 at home to Abroath, Big money spending East Fife have also lost both of their opening games
A lovely hat trick for Super Lee today and meanwhile in this borefest of a thread there are still 3 0-0 draws http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234940&page=25
Locke.
31-08-2013, 03:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/78VEsl4.jpg
How's my hometown doing today? :)
Jesus.
31-08-2013, 03:49 PM
Is this an actual league?
Shaun
31-08-2013, 04:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/78VEsl4.jpg
:laugh2:
Is this an actual league?
Yes of course it is!
http://i.imgur.com/78VEsl4.jpg
:laugh2:
Bell
Faure-McCulloch-Mohsni-Smith
Peralta- Macleod-Law-Little
Daly-Clark
Temps has been shafted from the starting XI
When do rangers play dunfy Andy?
22 goals in 5 games, Super Lee with back to back hat tricks and he was playing at Center Back today, debut goal for the big man Mohsni, Seb faure in the game of his life, Nicky Law and Lewis in midfield ripping everyone a new one, Ally bringing on Temps when we were 1-0 down and then we go onto win 5-1, life is great.
Should be a solid weekend. Good 3PM matches. Possible Banana skins for everyone bar Rangers too.
3-0 at halftime, Ally working his magic again
Did actually put money on that scoreline after your thread earlier, had better stay like that now
No I thought that would be just a bit too farfetched
you should hope Temps doesn't come on
Here he is, ready to finish it off in style
Looks like my money is safe after all
don't say i didn't warn you
Well well well, bet you didn't have that one as well eh
Temps what on earth have you done to me
suppose losing a bit of money was worth it for those 2 extra goals
it's all gone pear shaped
**** me, that goal was something else
basically the most perfect overhead kick ever
King Gizzard
06-10-2013, 01:17 PM
in the scottish league one
yeah because it really makes a difference what league you play in if you hit a overhead kick like that and it bangs in off the crossbar, Guzan would have fall flat on his ass like the Ayr Keeper
Says a lot about our squad now when Temps is on the Bench, a player that could cut it with a low half prem team
Locke.
19-10-2013, 02:07 PM
Bloody Rangers a goal down already
Locke.
19-10-2013, 02:10 PM
2-0, my bet is dead
The standard in this league is so poor that this thread hasn't even qualified for the football forum it seems
time for you to move it there
Eofogjgjfdpopf yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drew.
26-10-2013, 03:24 PM
Eofogjgjfdpopf yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who?
Jon Daly with a better Hat Trick then Suarez
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYa1xeuIcAAgU6q.jpg:large
I am very proud now that you mention it Matt, this Godly record will never end
Shaun
06-11-2013, 10:40 PM
the mighty Arbroath will put a dent in your stride soon enough
Scorers 
15 - Daly
9 - McCulloch
6 - Little; Mohsni
5 - Law
4 - MacLeod
3 - Templeton
2 - Black; Clark
1 - Aird; Crawford; Hegarty; McKay; Shiels; Wallace; Own goal
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Assists
7 - Wallace
6 - Little
5 - Crawford
4 - Black; Law; Macleod
3 - Daly; Peralta; Templeton
2 - Clark; Foster; McCulloch; Mohsni
1 - Faure; McAusland; Smith
-----
Type of goals
Inside 6 yard box
Header from corner - 1
Header from free-kick - 0
Finish (not with head) from free-kick - 1
Header from open play - 6
Volley - 1
Overhead kick - 1
Shot from open play - 4
Deflection - 1 (In honour, once again, of Andy Little and the ball being booted off of him in the 8-0 over Stenny)
Inside 18 yard box (outwith 6 yard box)
Header from corner - 2
Header from free-kick - 2
Header from open play - 10
Volley - 1
Overhead Kick - 1
Shot from open play - 22
Deflection (in honour of Andy Little's goal where the ball just hit him from Black's shot at Stranraer) - 1
Penalty - 1
Own goal - 1
Outside 18 yard box -
Open play - 3
Volley - 1
Direct set-piece - 0
GingerBear comes up trumps again with another 10/10 performance
http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000uNhexzXCtbc/s/500/I0000uNhexzXCtbc.jpg
http://i1049.photobucket.com/albums/s396/LetsAllLaughAtRaSellick/LewisMacleod_zpsd1a70dd3.jpg
http://spfl.co.uk/docs/009_034__8258221_crop_1355505967_standard.jpg
a tough one tomorrow against Falkirk away, the first real test for some of our younger players like GingerBear, Crawford, Faure, Temps and Aird. 
Daly-Clark
Temps-Gingerbear-Law-Peralta/Aird
Wallace-Mohnsi-McCulloch-Faure
If things get messy we'll send the one eyed wonder Dean Shiels on
We always play so **** when we are on Sky though so it will probably be a boring 0-0 or 1-1
Gingerbear and Peralta about to destroy Falkirk
My Dad just told me about Fernando Ricksen, what a shame he was one of my favourite players as a kid.
Gutted for him.
that lovely pass to Temps from Gingerbear for the second goal
Gingerbear pulling those strings in midfield again, Nicky Clarke first half hat trick though :worship:
Lewis Macleod probably :conf:
You wanting Those green and white hoopy bastards in the cup this year Novo?
Wouldn't mind playing them in the Semis at Ibrox, would be a thing of Beauty watching Gingerbear skip past Scummy Scott Brown and banging one in from 30 yards
And popcorn teeth on the touch line throwing a fit. Worth it alone to see that bitter twat claiming SFA bias.
King Gizzard
03-12-2013, 09:14 PM
this is like Man City playing in the championship with their current side
difference is we didn't have a option to spend building this squad, it's made up of a free transfers, youth players, successful trialists and a couple of players, Lee Wallace and McCulloch who stuck around to get us back into the SPL.
Aird, Crawford, and Gingerbear are top players, think they would have eventually gone on to make it big even if we stayed in the SPL but now they are getting their chance earlier then expected which is even better for us and them and also Faure > Foster, Hope Ally keeps him in the team now
Black Dagger
03-12-2013, 10:00 PM
this is like Man City playing in the championship with their current side
We'd still struggle away from home.
Macleod is now going places at Ibrox after staying put
Lindsay Herron
Friday 13 December 2013
Jimmy Sinclair, the academy director at Rangers, has expressed his pride at Lewis Macleod making his 50th first-team appearance for the Ibrox side but that sentiment is a far cry from what he feels towards the fates of two other past graduates.
They are almost out of ear-shot as it is, with Jamie Ness and Rhys McCabe both stagnating in English football.
The midfielders matured through the youth ranks at Rangers but became part of the exodus from the club in the summer of 2012 after the club went into administration. Ness chose to pack his bags for Stoke City and McCabe also made for Sheffield Wednesday.
However, far from thriving in their new environment they are now experiencing the football equivalent of Siberia; Ness has appeared in just one match for Stoke, as a substitute in a Capital One Cup tie against Swindon Town last year, while McCabe has had just two minutes of first-team action for Wednesday in the past four months.
Sinclair is sure that both of those players' careers would likely have been better served by staying at Ibrox. "I'm fairly certain that if Ness and McCabe had stayed they would be in the first team and staying there," said Sinclair. "I had faith in these young players and I can't hide that I'm still disappointed by their actions. Maybe these kids will look back and feel they made the wrong decision - but maybe not. I don't know because I don't converse with them anymore."
In contrast, Macleod has flourished in the Rangers team this season and has held on to his place despite the arrival of more experienced players. Of course, circumstances had forced Ally McCoist to dip into the academy a year ago and expedite nine players into his first team. However, it is a source of pride to Sinclair and his staff that Macleod is thriving, while Andy Little, Fraser Aird and Robbie Crawford are also key members of the squad. The coach is confident that there are more on the way.
"We think that we are doing a good job but often it is not accepted that we are," he said. "I don't think administration has made Rangers any less attractive to young players. You could say there has never been a better time to be a young player at Rangers."
What an amazing article about Gingerbear
Nothing will beat running out for Rangers when we’re back in the top flight, says Ibrox playmaker Lewis MacLeod
http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article2344639.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/JS26992362-2344639.jpg
LEWIS MACLEOD imagines the moment he runs down the Ibrox tunnel in 19 months’ time to a cacophony of noise.
He can almost feel the atmosphere as the Rangers fans roar their appreciation on returning to the big time as the 2015-16 Premiership season kicks off.
It will be the ultimate dream for the diamond of the Rangers youth academy and he can’t wait to live it.
Other young Scottish players may be seduced by offers from England or abroad but the 19-year-old has only one ambition – to complete the journey of recovery and play in the top flight 
with Rangers.
Macleod, who hit the milestone of 50 Rangers matches last weekend, said: “There would be nothing better than playing for Rangers that first year we are back in the Premiership. That would be magnificent.
“I can’t wait for that and also the possibility of playing in Europe. It would be the ultimate for me.
“I know young players left Rangers last year because they believed it was good for their careers but I have no thoughts about doing that.”
Macleod rubs shoulders with the country’s top talent when he is on Scotland Under-21 duty and admits to pangs of jealousy they are either playing in the Premiership or England. He has seen the rise of Andy Robertson at Dundee United, the explosion of Ryan Gauld’s precocious talent and marvelled at the scoring exploits of Stevie May.
However, the teenager will bide his time and savour the moment when as expected Rangers complete three consecutive promotions to get back to familiar surroundings.
He said: “I’m like the odd man out as the rest of the Scotland Under-21 squad are playing at a higher level every week in either the Premiership or England.
“Everyone wants to play at a higher level but I want to do it with 
Rangers. Hopefully that day will come and it will be fantastic when it does.
“It’s only 18 or 19 months away, assuming all goes well. Last season flew in for me and I’m sure the next six months will go quickly so we only have a year to go after that.
“I know Andy Robertson. I played against him when he was at Celtic as a young boy.
“He was always a good player. Last year he did well for Queen’s Park but since going to United he has progressed massively and is relishing it.
“Wee Gauldie is something special. He really has something about him and Stevie May is the best finisher I’ve seen. It would be great if the gaffer could maybe bring him to us!”
Macleod, who reached the half century in last week’s 3-0 win over Ayr, is one of the major positives for Rangers out of the horror of last year’s financial meltdown although he was always tipped to make the breakthrough.
Claymores
13-12-2013, 06:29 PM
Pie & Bovril "Big Rangers Administration/Liquidation Thead" hit 150,000 replies and 9mill viewers recently.  How embarrassing for the newco
Who are you supporting this time around Novo?  The Spivco n bus boyz or the potless ones?
ADMIN AGAIN FOR THE RANGERS INTERNATIONAL FC after losing another £14mill
What is next Novo ?  The The Rangers Solar System FC?
Claymores
13-12-2013, 06:37 PM
come join the fun Novo - got any shares in the International?
http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/167655-big-rangers-administrationliquidation-thread-all-chat-here/
Come join the fun and watch Rangers extend their winning streak to 21 tomorrow, already destroyed your beloved East fife as well, looking forward to when Gingerbear and Aird destroys your second team as well when they are playing for the most successful team ever in the SPL
Drew.
13-12-2013, 08:31 PM
Pie & Bovril "Big Rangers Administration/Liquidation Thead" hit 150,000 replies and 9mill viewers recently.  How embarrassing for the newco
Who are you supporting this time around Novo?  The Spivco n bus boyz or the potless ones?
ADMIN AGAIN FOR THE RANGERS INTERNATIONAL FC after losing another £14mill
What is next Novo ?  The The Rangers Solar System FC?
https://24.media.tumblr.com/7295dc9ee722e30197543208844c2359/tumblr_mv47mvB2iG1rvaluxo1_250.gif
Claymores
13-12-2013, 11:05 PM
Come join the fun and watch Rangers extend their winning streak to 21 tomorrow, already destroyed your beloved East fife as well, looking forward to when Gingerbear and Aird destroys your second team as well when they are playing for the most successful team ever in the SPL
Decent wind-back TBF considering EFFC suk ass!!!!
More seriously, are you a Spivco board supporter or a Murray rhebel?????
Claymores
13-12-2013, 11:18 PM
https://24.media.tumblr.com/7295dc9ee722e30197543208844c2359/tumblr_mv47mvB2iG1rvaluxo1_250.gif
Have a wee lookie @ Novo's team Drew - they have blown a share sale in under 12 months, spend more on each players' wages than my wee team do in a season on the whole team, lost £14 million up until September, are going bust again.
Drew.
13-12-2013, 11:19 PM
You are speaking the truth Mr Claymores
Claymores dreaming again, we have plenty of money and will soon be bringing back Vlad Weiss
Claymores
14-12-2013, 12:10 PM
LOL yeah, the Spivco have admitted they'll have only £1 mill left by April out of the £22mill the share issue brought in.  Yup that sounds sustainable playing in the 3rd tier of Scottish fitba
Have you reduced Super Salary McCoist's pay packet yet?  £875k for playing against postmen and welders is hilarious in a part-time league.  Give him a pay rise I say.
The lottery becomes when youz go bust again.
Claymores
14-12-2013, 12:17 PM
New world record this week - the Sevco shares dropped to 35p, a new world record low for TRIFC - did you get on the blower to Guinness Novo to claim this new world record?
Sevconians are funny - Rangers 1872 were liquidated and now the Sevconians are driving the sevco international 2012 into the mire
What do you think about this Claymores 
410797331261308929
good point about Ally as well.. he is due a payrise if he keeps this 100% record up any longer
Locke.
14-12-2013, 02:04 PM
Claymores dreaming again, we have plenty of money and will soon be bringing back Vlad Weiss
Weiss is very happy playing Champions League football and winning the Greek Super Liga, leave him be
James
15-12-2013, 12:26 AM
LOL yeah, the Spivco have admitted they'll have only £1 mill left by April out of the £22mill the share issue brought in.  Yup that sounds sustainable playing in the 3rd tier of Scottish fitba
Have you reduced Super Salary McCoist's pay packet yet?  £875k for playing against postmen and welders is hilarious in a part-time league.  Give him a pay rise I say.
The lottery becomes when youz go bust again.
New world record this week - the Sevco shares dropped to 35p, a new world record low for TRIFC - did you get on the blower to Guinness Novo to claim this new world record?
Sevconians are funny - Rangers 1872 were liquidated and now the Sevconians are driving the sevco international 2012 into the mire
It's amazing the number of Scottish football fans that summer before last suddenly developed an expertise in the stock market / business and tax.
Just been on Rangers megastore to get a hat for my Grandad and the home shirts are down to 28 quid. Think I'll have one of them Thankyou very much.
It's amazing the number of Scottish football fans that summer before last suddenly developed an expertise in the stock market / business and tax.
Talk Celtic/pie and bovril and tbf even Rangersmedia are full of 'internet financial experts' who apparently know the ins and out of what's going on at Rangers.
Claymores
18-12-2013, 06:27 PM
It's amazing the number of Scottish football fans that summer before last suddenly developed an expertise in the stock market / business and tax.
It is indeed - I encourage to join P&B then come to the Big Rangers Administration/Liquidation Thread.  We'll be gentle, honest LOL
Currently on 150,990 replies, over 9 million views of the point n laff thread @ Rangers (1872-2012 RIP)/Sevco 5088/Sevco Scotland/The Rangers est 2012/The Rangers International FC.
Comedy for today to summarise (daily thing):  the spivs say they sewn it up.  The potless wannabees say they'll take legal action over this.  In other news, Imran Ahmed (Chuck's "p*ki friend") continues with his legal action and the former goalkeeper announces he will start one!
Meanwhile, Chucky Green lives it up on the spoils in France and another £33k net loss today as a 'business' (tick tock to April), and the trading price of the shares drops to another World Record low.
This stuff knocks Eastenders to 'ell for the fun/drama/intrigue/plots/comedy value of it.
Biggest scandal in Scotland has turned into a worldwide point-n-laff.
Claymores
18-12-2013, 06:35 PM
Talk Celtic/pie and bovril and tbf even Rangersmedia are full of 'internet financial experts' who apparently know the ins and out of what's going on at Rangers.
SevcoMedja is hilarious.  The most astonishing sectarian Billy Boyz I've ever seen on t'internet.  Genuine blues fans point-n-laff at them too.
I happen to be 3 loyal hardcore members on there (WATP) who just naughtily supply ammunition/encouragement then let them rant like the Rev Ian Paisley.  It's fooking hilarious if shocking sometimes how far their bigotry goes.  What a shocking set of 'peepul' to describe or asssociate themselves with the game.
Spivco FC are a newco losing a mill month and still permeated by nearderthals who go along to fitba and sing illegal sectarian hatred songs for a couple of hours.
Gonna be funny when newco go bust just like Rangers 1872.
MON THE SPIVS - BRIAN STOCKBRIDGE IS GOD
Cool story 
http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3236725.1387308118!/image/2343194958.jpg_gen/derivatives/articleImgDeriv_628px/2343194958.jpg
Rangers media is a joke of a forum and some of the threads on there make me ashamed to follow the same team as them. I've got an account there as Simple_Minds_3 but I haven't posted once the place is mental bar a few sensible guys who often get jumped on by the regulars
Tbf though I haven't met a single Ger who shares the same views as those muppets on there though so it's just a case of he who shouts loudest gets heard.
Follow Follow is the best Rangers forum, Rangersmedia is just full of trolls like Claymores looking for a reaction
one of those guys who hate Rangers more then he loves his own club which is always a shame to see
Follow Follow is the best Rangers forum, Rangersmedia is just full of trolls like Claymores looking for a reaction
one of those guys who hate Rangers more then he loves his own club which is always a shame to see
Happens with followers of the diddy teams.
Claymores
18-12-2013, 07:44 PM
Talk Celtic/pie and bovril and tbf even Rangersmedia are full of 'internet financial experts' who apparently know the ins and out of what's going on at Rangers.
PS - "Rangers" died  - the CVA for the 1872 was not accepted so they were forced into liquidation - refer to the liquidators who are currently liquidating the "Club".  Chuckie Green bought the assets n goodwill and reformed under Sevco 5088 - under a whole host of name changes now TRIFC
Claymores
18-12-2013, 07:46 PM
Happens with followers of the diddy teams.
Feck off!!!! (your avatar!) UBER Diddy EFFC supporter.
Claymores
18-12-2013, 07:50 PM
Right lads - the Claymores betting odds for Spivco AGM:
Pish stained sheets @ Ibroke - 7/2
Fisticuffs - 2/1
Tears before bedtime - odds-on/betting suspended
Feck off!!!! (your avatar!) UBER Diddy EFFC supporter.
:joker:
Claymores
18-12-2013, 08:22 PM
Rangers media is a joke of a forum and some of the threads on there make me ashamed to follow the same team as them. I've got an account there as Simple_Minds_3 but I haven't posted once the place is mental bar a few sensible guys who often get jumped on by the regulars
Tbf though I haven't met a single Ger who shares the same views as those muppets on there though so it's just a case of he who shouts loudest gets heard.
TBF - 2 of my mates are genuine Gers fitba fans that I first encountered on P&B - I was able to get them tix for Bayview and we had pints before and after you stuffed us.
I don't mind that.
I detest the Orange Billy Boyz such as Novo who ain't a clue aboots what is happening
Rangers are still very much alive and still the most successful team in Scotland, no matter what kind of twists and turns you try and come up with nothing changes those facts
i am just looking forward to when Lewis and Frazer run rings around Scott Brown when we next play them, it will be a joy to behold
Claymores
19-12-2013, 03:13 AM
Rangers are still very much alive and still the most successful team in Scotland, no matter what kind of twists and turns you try and come up with nothing changes those facts
i am just looking forward to when Lewis and Frazer run rings around Scott Brown when we next play them, it will be a joy to behold
Hilarious youngster - yes,"TRIFC" are the most successful Club in the 4th and 3rd tiers of Scottish football and only at a cost of £56 million against posties and welders, blown the IPO, losing a mill a month.
If you were even Scottish and watching the weeklies I'd bother to ask you why you are dreaming of playing the timaloys so mentioned a SPFL player from Celtic.   Is it an ambition?
While Celtic are in the Champions League, in the same week Sevco play the mighty Arbroath and a new World Record of how many pies the fat buns consume in a wee town.
54 league championships and 1 third division trophy, we welcome the chase.....
Claymores
19-12-2013, 09:45 AM
Weiss is very happy playing Champions League football and winning the Greek Super Liga, leave him be
Weiss could be tempted by the glory of playing in the Scottish 2nd tier next season - Falkirk away is better than Barcelona, honest
Hey Claymores! Novo says hi
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01402/nacho-novo_1402772c.jpg
Claymores
19-12-2013, 11:14 AM
54 league championships and 1 third division trophy, we welcome the chase.....
LOL!  you are funny SM
http://i.imgur.com/RkV6OiB.png
He lifted so much money he has to wear 2 shirts at a time at his Chateau
Claymores
19-12-2013, 11:26 AM
[QUOTE=ChristMASS EFFECT;6555155]Hey Claymores! Novo says hi
“@CoplandRoadorg: Board greeted to the stage with unanimous booing.” 
MON THE SPIVS - GET INTAE EM
I want Bri's babies
Claymores
19-12-2013, 11:38 AM
“@BBCDouglasF: #Rangers shareholders now meeting at Ibrox, exactly a year after shares started trading at 75p. Rose to 93p: today trading at 34p. #rfc” 
BBC wrong agian - it is 33.5p at the moment - another World Record
Hey Novo, you seen this vid by the Thai Tim's?
http://youtu.be/11BUqhhmR9A
Words fail me, it's so pathetic :joker:
Claymores
19-12-2013, 05:13 PM
http://www.rangers.co.uk/images/staticcontent/documents/AnnualReport2013.pdf
OOOOOOOOFFFF that is scary stuff......an operating loss of £14m in a year.  Wage bill alone £18m  against a total revenue of only £19m.  Even if TRIFC weren't barred from European competition as a new club without 3 years of accounts, they'd be barred by EUFA Fair Play conditions.
No wonder the AsbestosDome has had to be left unfixed, contrary to the promised £5.1million investment promised in the IPO prospectus.
Brian Stockbridge rocks - Bri for Chairman.
James
19-12-2013, 06:36 PM
PS - "Rangers" died  - the CVA for the 1872 was not accepted so they were forced into liquidation - refer to the liquidators who are currently liquidating the "Club".  Chuckie Green bought the assets n goodwill and reformed under Sevco 5088 - under a whole host of name changes now TRIFC
“@BBCDouglasF: #Rangers shareholders now meeting at Ibrox, exactly a year after shares started trading at 75p. Rose to 93p: today trading at 34p. #rfc” 
BBC wrong agian - it is 33.5p at the moment - another World Record
Football clubs are much more than just businesses. (Applies to both those posts).
Claymores
19-12-2013, 06:50 PM
Hey Novo, you seen this vid by the Thai Tim's?
Words fail me, it's so pathetic :joker:
Altho not a timaloy. this YouTube seems more apt today because of the bloke shouting AGAIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktOZTTeo_Z0
Claymores
19-12-2013, 06:52 PM
Football clubs are much more than just businesses. (Applies to both those posts).
New club, same neanderthals that ruined Manchester - I agree with you James.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00671/rangers1_671203n.jpg
James
19-12-2013, 06:58 PM
Same club - did you not read what I posted?
Claymores
19-12-2013, 07:03 PM
Same club - did you not read what I posted?
Go to Companys House and see that the 1872 is currently in liquidation.  Sevco 5088 currently called The Rangers International FC hold the registration and membership of the SFA under their registration to both under their unique number.
Rangers ceased to be a member of the SFA in 2012.  Their unique number is in liquidation as the listing clearly shows.  It was awkward for everyone to tell  the neanderthals this - they tend to threaten people or go further with death threats and bricks thru windows.
Claymores
19-12-2013, 08:49 PM
Spivs rule - and 8 & 9 together essentially give them licence to pay themselves whatever they feel like having.  Bri may get that Audi R8 after all.
http://www.londonstockexchange.com/exchange/news/market-news/market-news-detail.html?announcementId=11812355
Claymores
21-12-2013, 12:38 PM
In all seriousness and no winding the gloryhunters, you need to make a decision......
(1) Spend outwith your means again and get some meaningless wins record against postmen and welders using a team where one Spivco player is paid in a month more than the whole of the opposition squad are in a season
OR
(2)  Make radical changes so as to avoid another Administration
The choice is yours.
http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/21/an-ibrox-boycott-is-the-only-option-left-to-rangers-fans-now-4239066/
"An Ibrox boycott is the only option left to Rangers fans now"
Claymores
21-12-2013, 12:45 PM
Just been on Rangers megastore to get a hat for my Grandad and the home shirts are down to 28 quid. Think I'll have one of them Thankyou very much.
Collectors items SM - Third Lanark ones go for a fortune on eBay
Claymores
21-12-2013, 01:48 PM
Join the main point n laff @ Sevco with only 151k giggling posts and 9 million sniggers here:
http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/forum/116-rangers-in-league-1/
Claymores
21-12-2013, 01:56 PM
Quicker link - I'm "NotfromFifeHonest" on the "Let's all laugh at Rangers" thread
http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/186968-lets-all-laugh-at-rangers-thread/page-27
Claymores
24-12-2013, 01:08 AM
Almost fell off my seat today when the rotund Salary McCoist (£880k for winning a 'title' in the 4th tier of Scottish fitba) suggested on SSN that the Rangers International FC should be increasing their squad, not reducing it after the £14m loss - he's hilarious and can't wait to see the pee-takes on "Only an Excuse"
http://www.winnersports.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ALLY+McCOIST-615x326.jpg
King Gizzard
24-12-2013, 02:05 AM
http://i.imgur.com/FPqUbYK.jpg
Claymores
24-12-2013, 03:25 AM
http://i.imgur.com/FPqUbYK.jpg
Sorry Nathan - Magners do not sponsor the 3rd tier of Scottish football so this is inappropriate in this thread
scotland's most succesful football club back in action on thursday
Claymores
24-12-2013, 03:38 AM
don't say i didn't warn you
Classic line and what we said about Sir Craig Whyte, Sir Green of Normandy
lewis macleod, scotland's last hope of qualifying for a future world cup
Claymores
24-12-2013, 03:49 AM
scotland's most succesful football club back in action on thursday
Yup - sounds sustainable on the 14 mill loss.
Your CE said he was gonna invoke cost cutting measures in 120 days (116 days to go).  Post how that works please mate - you're only a mill a month loss away from being solvent playing posties and welders.  Super
Can you not see you have a choice -
1..New world record as the bestest ever ever ever in Scotttish 3rd tier against posties n welders part time
OR
2. Survive
I have no problems saying the clone rangers will cuff East Fife - we play within our means and are shoite.  We have trophies and the clone rangers are new - they ate 3rd Div champions
i have it on good autority (can't reveal names to you) a massive cash injection is coming from a certain someone, you'll soon see what i mean
Claymores
24-12-2013, 04:05 AM
i have it on good autority (can't reveal names to you) a massive cash injection is coming from a certain someone, you'll soon see what i mean
I do Novo - but I disbelieve DK will put £40m into the clone Rangers as that's what your club needs just to survive, not be a CL team.  He'd be mad to do it.. I'm not a tic fan, just a realist - they're £200m above where you aspire to be in tier 1 of even the pishy SPFL (2 tiers above you). You are looking at Wonga loans as nobody will spend cash on the down n out TRIFC.  
Explain to me how that's sustainable and how you'll turn around the £1 mill a month loss.
Claymores
26-12-2013, 05:19 PM
*COUGH/SPLUTTER*  Can Novo please update
Bang goes the 'new world record' against posties and welders, I think the world famous Stranraer must have had a ringer electrician at Ibroke today:
"Rangers 1-1 Stranraer"
Claymores
26-12-2013, 06:18 PM
OOOOPS - I note that Novo is available for the January window after being released by the mighty word beaters Morton...................can Super Salary McCoist sign him using some of his £840k ??????  Might be needed against the might of Stranraer at fortress Stair Park
"Nacho Novo and Mark McLaughlin are released by Morton
Morton have released Nacho Novo and Mark McLaughlin with immediate effect."
Claymores
26-12-2013, 07:29 PM
Super Salary McCoist rumoured to have a new signing target for the January window after 2nd half performance against world beaters Stranraer
http://www.thenewsgrind.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sue-barker.jpg
James
27-12-2013, 03:40 AM
*COUGH/SPLUTTER*  Can Novo please update
Bang goes the 'new world record' against posties and welders, I think the world famous Stranraer must have had a ringer electrician at Ibroke today:
"Rangers 1-1 Stranraer"
45,462 watched that - more than watched Chelsea versus Swansea, or Tottenham v Stoke.
Claymores
27-12-2013, 05:42 AM
45,462 watched that - more than watched Chelsea versus Swansea, or Tottenham v Stoke.
You have received an infraction for letting it out that 45,462 people had to watch the world record team struggle to a draw against a bunch of posties and welders.
Obsession - by Claymores
http://www.parfumarabais.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ck-obsession-man.jpg
For when you can't get enough of Scotland's most successful team
Claymores
27-12-2013, 10:58 AM
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Perhaps you could indulge us with a rendition of the Billy Boys for the new year Clymores?
Claymores
27-12-2013, 11:05 AM
Perhaps you could indulge us with a rendition of the Billy Boys for the new year Clymores?
Are you suggesting that The Rangers International are still under the same sectarian and viscous undertones that RFC were under?
That crap has no place in fitba
Are you suggesting that The Rangers International are still under the same sectarian and viscous undertones that RFC were under?
That crap has no place in fitba
Naw I was winding you up I have no interest in the song and it's rightfully not welcome at Ibrox. However the Wednesday version is a cracker.
Hullo hullo
We are the Wednesday boys
Hullo hullo
You'll know us by our noise
Claymores
27-12-2013, 11:24 AM
Naw I was winding you up I have no interest in the song and it's rightfully not welcome at Ibrox. However the Wednesday version is a cracker.
Hullo hullo
We are the Wednesday boys
Hullo hullo
You'll know us by our noise
You were not winding me up - your thought was symptomatic of the neandethalian mysma that surrounds the sectarian bigots.
Not something to be musing over and the song is about a gang of proddie thugs who used to commit violence against Catholics - what is the next line of the song SM????  Try it in Scotland with your Rangers version and you'll get arrested under the anti-hate laws.
What a bluddy awful thing to bring up - hang your tail
You were not winding me up - your thought was symptomatic of the neandethalian mysma that surrounds the sectarian bigots.
Not something to be musing over and the song is about a gang of proddie thugs who used to commit violence against Catholics - what is the next line of the song SM????  Try it in Scotland with your Rangers version and you'll get arrested under the anti-hate laws.
What a bluddy awful thing to bring up - hang your tail
Hahahaha what a load of rubbish I've never sang the billy boys in my life and I don't even dislike Catholics. Obsessed.
Claymores
27-12-2013, 12:22 PM
Hahahaha what a load of rubbish I've never sang the billy boys in my life and I don't even dislike Catholics. Obsessed.
Glad you are amused - try your lines up here kiddo
Glad you are amused - try your lines up here kiddo
Threats on an Internet forum. Well done big man. No wonder your regularly banned.
Claymores
27-12-2013, 12:40 PM
Threats on an Internet forum. Well done big man. No wonder your regularly banned.
FGS - I never threatened - I suggested you try your unwise banter in Scotland - to see if you were arrested first before some punter caught hold of you.
You invented the Billy Boys nonesense in post #131 above, I simply pointed out what an idiot you were being.
FGS - I never threatened - I suggested you try your unwise lines in Scotland - to see if you were arrested first before some punter caught hold of you.
You invented the Billy Boys nonesense, I simply pointed out what an idiot you were being.
And like I said I've never sang it in my life so why would I start singing it in Scotland all of a sudden?
 Lol @ trying my lines I would need to actually say them first.
Claymores
27-12-2013, 12:57 PM
And like I said I've never sang it in my life so why would I start singing it in Scotland all of a sudden?
 Lol @ trying my lines I would need to actually say them first.
Have a wee lie down then read above...............don't bring your sectarian nonesense onto TIBB
Have a wee lie down then read above...............don't bring your sectarian nonesense onto TIBB
Sectarian nonesense? Have a word with yourself I haven't said anything Sectarian.
I asked if you were going to give us a rendition of the Billy boys because out of all the people on here you post the most on this thread which would make anyone think you were some sort of secret ultra loyal Unionist Vanguard Rangers fan instead of the obsessed bitter other team fan that you really are. The fact that you have accounts on Rangers forums specifically for baiting people says it all.
Not that there's any real need for you to post on this thread anymore, you've already destroyed it by spamming it constantly with your financial 'expertise' and claptrap about it not being the same club.
Well you got what you wanted, you've ruined a thread made by a Rangers fan to talk about his team and it's campaign this season. A big round of applause for you.
Claymores
30-12-2013, 03:29 PM
You can talk about a team in the 3rd tier of Scootish football without ever bringing-up Sectarian chants surely?
Or is that the basis for your contributions?
The basics of this thread seem foreign - a celebration of TRIFC beating solvent and sustainable wee teams by spending 3000x more than they do, then being triumphalist aboot it - please come to The Big Rangers Administration/Liquidation Thread and explain your thoughts/ethos.
We'd welcome your thoughts and insights honest injun - we need new patsys
Claymores
30-12-2013, 06:51 PM
Sectarian nonesense? Have a word with yourself I haven't said anything Sectarian.
Post #131 was extememely offensive, and suggesting illegality in Scotland - please look at what you said - maybe Sheffield numptys do not know what they say
Pars getting smashed in their own backyard after singing silly songs throughout the match, what a lovely moment and that Gingerbear pass to Law was something else, got to say i enjoyed that match very much.
Aird and Crawford a goal each and Gingerbear with an assist, the youth players are putting in the work.
Claymores
31-12-2013, 08:43 AM
Sounds excellent Novo - only 4000x the spend by the Rangers International FC
What a touch and finish from Gingerbear
Claymores
08-01-2014, 07:54 PM
Good price for TRIFC shares today - I recommend to invest, honest injun#
http://www.lse.co.uk/SharePrice.asp?shareprice=RFC&share=rangers_int
Invest heavily is my advice
Claymores
16-01-2014, 05:46 PM
"Players refuse 15% pay cut"
http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/rangers/260628-rangers-players-refuse-pay-cut-as-club-makes-attempt-to-cut-costs/
Surely the mighty 3rd tier team can't be going bust AGAIN?????
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-transfer-news/former-rangers-star-madjid-bougherra-3144039
http://i1.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article3144044.ece/ALTERNATES/s458/GP25294093-3144044.jpg
Quarter final at home to Albion Rovers today live and exclusive on Sky Sports
Crimson Dynamo
09-03-2014, 12:36 PM
Quarter final at home to Albion Rovers today live and exclusive on Sky Sports
I will be watching
Lewis is still injured, still good attacking options for us, need to make use of Aird and Temps on the wings more today
Crimson Dynamo
09-03-2014, 03:52 PM
oops
Crimson Dynamo
09-03-2014, 04:23 PM
We cant lose this it would be a disaster.
We cant lose this it would be a disaster.
Didn't know you were a bluenose Trumpet :spin:
Locke.
09-03-2014, 04:43 PM
Donnelly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank the lord for Mohsni
Crimson Dynamo
09-03-2014, 06:53 PM
Thank the lord for Mohsni
well his ear
if it did hit his ear!
Crimson Dynamo
09-03-2014, 06:53 PM
Didn't know you were a bluenose Trumpet :spin:
4th generation
The title is won with a win tonight
Still not sure how we have managed to go without losing in all competitions since August
Think its safe to say Stage 2 is complete and Rangers are Champions tonight
Crimson Dynamo
12-03-2014, 08:52 PM
And I had tickets for tonight but could not go. Club 72 as well.
King Gizzard
12-03-2014, 09:55 PM
They should sign up fans to play for them now it's done and dusted
We still have the unbeaten record to play for
What a peach of a free kick
Gallagher starting after scoring on the weekend, lovely stuff
King Gizzard
17-03-2014, 07:25 PM
Noticed Danny Grainger is playing Scottish League One football now, he use to be actually decent on FM in the Championship
Got sent off on Saturday for bringing down Gallagher, was pretty good at hearts back in the day
Drew.
26-03-2014, 10:17 PM
This is now the Scottish football thread, Gauld with another goal tonight
http://files.stv.tv/imagebase/215/623x349/215342-ryan-gauld-in-december-2013.jpg
If it is the Scottish football thread we'd better give a big congratulations to Celtic and the great Neil Lennon leading them to their 3rd title in a row
Drew.
26-03-2014, 10:21 PM
Ah yes of course, a big well done to the hoops 
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bjr4wYpCEAESmWP.jpg
The only cup he has won this season, pityful
Temps, Daly, Law, Black, Little all injured but that's okay because GingerBear is back from illness next week for the final
Crimson Dynamo
29-03-2014, 05:38 PM
Ah yes of course, a big well done to the hoops 
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bjr4wYpCEAESmWP.jpg
3 braincells
well done Neil
http://www.rangers.co.uk/news/headlines/item/6642-lewis-macleod-update
Jesus, sounds a lot more serious now they have released this statement
Only unbeaten team in Europe now that Bayern have lost their record :worship:
Crimson Dynamo
06-04-2014, 05:41 PM
bloody hell, its hard i know to keep motivated but NO LOSES FFS
We need Gingerbear back, no Gingerbear = Dundee United 4-0
Claymores
08-04-2014, 08:40 PM
http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/uploads/monthly_04_2014/post-35247-13968069729572.jpg
Claymores
08-04-2014, 08:57 PM
Damn blast Novo - I've been outed at last :blush:
Jesus Christ, that Dundee Utd team is the most attacking i have ever seen them, need the defenders and Simmo to have the game of their lifes
Drew.
12-04-2014, 11:42 AM
3-1 Dundee, No stopping Mackay & Gauld.
Look at all those bloody balloons all over the pitch
That is the worst one on one attempt I've ever seen
Drew.
12-04-2014, 12:08 PM
This ref has lost the plot
Drew.
12-04-2014, 12:09 PM
Armstrong!!!!!!
Drew.
12-04-2014, 12:17 PM
This is like watching 22 ten year olds all scrambling for the ball in a playground not playing in any positions.
King Gizzard
12-04-2014, 12:22 PM
Scottish football drew
Been quite an entertaining game but it is just a massive scramble whenever the ball is in the penalty area
Drew.
12-04-2014, 12:23 PM
Mackay-Steven!!!!
Crimson Dynamo
12-04-2014, 12:25 PM
F sake
What on earth is the keeper doing
Drew.
12-04-2014, 12:30 PM
Rangers very lucky there
Crimson Dynamo
12-04-2014, 12:32 PM
game on
Crimson Dynamo
12-04-2014, 12:33 PM
I hate dufc, the celtic club of dundee
ew
King Gizzard
12-04-2014, 12:34 PM
Wait,Raith beat Rangers last week?
Yeah the Challenge Cup final, thank god for Stevie Pirlo Smith
we were the better team in the first half, just **** scrappy goals conceded as usual
King Gizzard
12-04-2014, 12:44 PM
Has Gauld played today, we are always scouting him
Yeah he hasn't really done much though so far, if only we had MacLeod for this match and even Temps
Drew.
12-04-2014, 12:48 PM
He set up the second goal, completely destroyed a Rangers defender in the process
King Gizzard
12-04-2014, 12:50 PM
I wish Tunisia were going to the WC just for Mohsni
The final nail in Ally's coffin
Don't believe this, the match has been pretty even as well but 3 terrible mistakes have done us and the fact we can't finish as well, an absolute pisstake
This game was their to be won as well if we took one of those early chances, that is the devastating part
Now if Aberdeen can do the business tomorrow it'll be a truly entertaining cup final, we'll see some really good football between two attacking sides.
Don't know why your bloody laughing, they will destroy you in the final :idc:
Ciftci, Armstrong, Gauld, Mackay Stevens, Dow, it's a massive improvement from the days of Russell and Daly, and now were stuck with one of them, dear god
Claymores
12-04-2014, 02:04 PM
:joker: :joker: :joker:
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Drew.
12-04-2014, 02:14 PM
3-1 Dundee, No stopping Mackay & Gauld.
:xyxwave:
We didn't play Dundee today
King Gizzard
12-04-2014, 02:37 PM
Steve Jobbonsen
King Gizzard
12-04-2014, 02:46 PM
Every game I've ever seen him in he has a howler
Don't know why your bloody laughing, they will destroy you in the final :idc:
I wouldn't mind if they did, I know we'll be in for a great game of football if we win tomorrow and are playing United in the final. They're a good team. Rangers are horrible to play against, so many fouls and the fans are a nightmare. Good riddance :xyxwave:
I know we'll be in for a great game of football if we win tomorrow and are playing United in the final. They're a good team. Rangers are horrible to play against, so many fouls and the fans are a nightmare. Good riddance :xyxwave:
Funny that because you do know Dundee United committed almost twice as many fouls as us today... and we are the most fouled team in the whole of Scotland, at least your good for 2 things this season, ending Celtic's unbeaten record and knocking them out the cup so you can happily go on and win the double after that, comes one in a blue moon for you lot so good luck
Well we played like chocolate teapots in the second half today so I hope United go on to win the cup, watching St Johnstone play is like watching an amateur side, unreal.
Stevie May is amazing, use to think Billly McKay was better but after this season I'm not sure, McKay is a great finisher but May is a harder worker, someone we need instead of Jon Daly
66 goals in 88 games in his last 3 seasons
King Gizzard
13-04-2014, 03:53 PM
May reminds me of Heath Ledger
Lol he has a tatoo of the Joker as well
King Gizzard
13-04-2014, 03:54 PM
Quite a good crop of Scottish youngsters at the moment, but they'll all end up playing English championship level
Saw the game yesterday. ******* me how That Moshni earns a living as a footballer is beyond me. Waylaid passes all game and needed about 8 touches to trap a ball. 
Shiel's and Daly's misses were criminal and Simonson's mistake didn't really mean much, I didn't see the Gers getting back into it.
Foster should have seen red aswell. 
Saying that I thought Dundee Utd weren't that good either and their second goal summed up how they played.
King Gizzard
13-04-2014, 03:55 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xgm-WDYiuX8/Uvu3sF0MxbI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/jbOTxVzRlfQ/s1600/12.jpg
Drew.
13-04-2014, 03:56 PM
Gauld looks like a bit of a tit with his new haircut
Locke.
13-04-2014, 03:56 PM
Looks a bit like Mel Gibson in Braveheart
May's speedy, he was their best player today IMO
Saw the game yesterday. ******* me how That Moshni earns a living as a footballer is beyond me. Waylaid passes all game and needed about 8 touches to trap a ball. 
Shiel's and Daly's misses were criminal and Simonson's mistake didn't really mean much, I didn't see the Gers getting back into it.
Foster should have seen red aswell. 
Saying that I thought Dundee Utd weren't that good either and their second goal summed up how they played.
Yeah Moshni has been awful recently, he's amazing with the fans and does the job in League 1 but he can't start next season or else we are ****ed, we needed MacLeod there yesterday to give us a chance, Surprisingly Peralta was the only good player on the Pitch,
Today was the first time I'd ever been to Ibrox before. Nice stadium. Still wouldn't fancy going to a Rangers v Aberdeen game any time in the future though.
The Aberdeen Ibrox curse keeps going on and on, it will never end
Haha :( must be a psychological thing!
I said to my dad at half time, I bet you anything we fall asleep in the second half, we got an early goal and just switched off. Pathetic display in the second half, just so much pointless switching of the field without actually running forward with the ball, defense was shocking... at least Clangers didn't make any awful mistakes, I'd say both their goals were down to the defense being shocking.
Yeah Moshni has been awful recently, he's amazing with the fans and does the job in League 1 but he can't start next season or else we are ****ed, we needed MacLeod there yesterday to give us a chance, Surprisingly Peralta was the only good player on the Pitch,
Where is Lewis? Yeh I thought Peralta worked his socks off, a lot of the time surrounded with no person showing for him but he kept on going. That Fraser Aird looked lively while he was on too. Shame he couldn't beat the first man more.
Scottish football  seems to be more open now, yeah Celtic are still miles ahead in the league but as for domestic cups the rest of the best seem to be getting the upper hand, think the league next season will b  closer if Butcher can get who he wants at Hibs, and Dundee United and Aberdeen can keep key players around and add a few, if Commons goes then Celtic will struggle attacking wise
Where is Lewis? Yeh I thought Peralta worked his socks off, a lot of the time surrounded with no person showing for him but he kept on going. That Fraser Aird looked lively while he was on too. Shame he couldn't beat the first man more.
Had a common virus which affected his heart muscles so he's out until the Doctors say he can 100% play again, which could be ages with all the tests.. Yeah that's the problem with Aird he's all pace and no end product
I know this is the Rangers thread and you're a Rangers fan so what I'm about to say is probably the most offensive thing in the world :laugh: but I think Rangers being kicked out of the league was the best thing to happen to the SPL. Obviously they'll be back up by the 2015/2016 season and will probably be contending for top two as always but I think it's really opened the league up and the standard of play has increased so much in their absence. It would've been the same if it had been Celtic and not Rangers so it's not like it's personally against them or anything.
I know this is the Rangers thread and you're a Rangers fan so what I'm about to say is probably the most offensive thing in the world :laugh: but I think Rangers being kicked out of the league was the best thing to happen to the SPL. Obviously they'll be back up by the 2015/2016 season and will probably be contending for top two as always but I think it's really opened the league up and the standard of play has increased so much in their absence. It would've been the same if it had been Celtic and not Rangers so it's not like it's personally against them or anything.
Well it hasnt opened up the league as far as the title goes because Celtic are still miles ahead of the rest so in that regard its boring but cup wise it has become more unpredictable and the race for 2nd place and Europa league spot has become open, but neautrals don't really care about the SPL anymore without Rangers there and finiaclly it has been hit hard, Hearts are ****ed and 3 or 4 other clubs look to be heading in that direction as well, in fact the Championship is probably going to be more interesting then the SPL next season now with Rangers, Hearts, Raith, Livingston, Dundee, Hamilton etc in there, Scotland will always need Rangers and Celtic though, imagine the league surviving with Hearts and Hibs being the biggest match of the year lol and they haven't even got that next season...
The Greatest player to ever pull on a Glasgow Rangers jersy
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44442000/jpg/_44442800_gascoignerangers416.jpg
King Gizzard
13-04-2014, 06:52 PM
Sasa Papac
The Greatest player to ever pull on a Glasgow Rangers jersy
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44442000/jpg/_44442800_gascoignerangers416.jpg
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