Celebrity Big Brother 12 - Live Launch - 22/08/13 - 9-11pm - C5

[Jake.]

..:amazed:..get her to join TiBB Jake..

I'm okay thanks.. :joker: haha

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Woop I love 5ive and Abz :)

Me too! :elephant:

[Shaun]

ok nvm he looks nothing like patrick, he is indeed still hawt.

#WhatYouGotforNo1

[Lord Of The Garden]

Is that Ali G ?

[smudgie]

I thought he was someone else with that pathetic accent:joker:

[Ammi]

I'm okay thanks.. :joker: haha

..:joker:...

[Marc]

:joker: Abz just telling them all his celebrity background straight off the bat

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I love Abz already! :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Abz is high

[Marsh.]

Come back Gina, come back Dexter. All is forgiven. :bawling:

[Chuck]

Hopefully there will be some penetration happening between Courtney and Abz

[Marc]

Seriously that Lauren :joker: ****ing hell

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Oh dear! Looks like poor Courtney is already in the firing line. :joker:

[Smithy]

who

[Marc]

Who

[Amy Jade]

who?

[Saph]

whos this?

[Jake.]

who

[Shaun]

literally just said "who?" out loud

[reece(:]

Who the **** is Danielle Marr??

[Sandz38]

Who is she???

[Marc]

Niamh will know

[Marsh.]

Who is this?

[Drew.]

first one iv never heard of

[burnie]

I missed the beginning, who is that ... ahem, 'weathered' looking woman?

[Verbal]

Never heard of this woman in my life

[Saph]

whom?

[Kazanne]

Never heard of her

[smudgie]

Not heard of her before.

[Jordan.]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41aygNfBB1r15uyio2_r4_250.gif

[Videostar]

Again I ask.....who?

Danielle...some bird from Ireland.

Bloody hell, Hazel was more famous than her.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I have no idea who she is. :conf:

[arista]

be jusus


A irish Lass

[Shaun]

she looks like claire richards from 15 years ago put through a laminator

[Marsh.]

I missed the beginning, who is that ... ahem, 'weathered' looking woman?

:joker: Care to narrow it down?

They all look rough as arseholes to me.

[Marc]

who

Who

who?

whos this?

who

literally just said "who?" out loud

Who the **** is Danielle Marr??

Who is she???

Who is this?

first one iv never heard of

Never heard of this woman in my life

Never heard of her

Not heard of her before.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41aygNfBB1r15uyio2_r4_250.gif

Again I ask.....who?

:laugh2:

[Amy Jade]

sometimes the unheard of housemates are the best, I'll give her a chance...

[Jordan.]

She can go first cause no one even know who she is

[Drew.]

she looks like claire richards from 15 years ago put through a laminator

:joker:

[Chuck]

love her

[smudgie]

Again I ask.....who?

Danielle...some bird from Ireland.

Bloody hell, Hazel was more famous than her.

What got me was when she called herself a girl:joker::joker:

[reece(:]

She's getting cheered?:shocked:

[Saph]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41aygNfBB1r15uyio2_r4_250.gif

:love:

[Jake.]

Didn't realise she was getting married

[Videostar]

What got me was when she allied herself a girl:joker::joker:

:joker:

[Ammi]

Come back Gina, come back Dexter. All is forgiven. :bawling:

..haha, I often don't think I'll like them but I'm surprised and the good thing about CBB is that the pace ticks along quickly so it's better in some ways...

[reece(:]

She looks like Danielle from Big Brother Canada.

[Amy Jade]

She looks like a live action Miss Piggy in that dress and hair

[Marc]

is she insane?....

[Saph]

"are you going in with a game plan?"
"WOOO NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!! ...no, no game plan"

[Ammi]

..I love her accent..:love:..

[Marsh.]

..haha, I often don't think I'll like them but I'm surprised and the good thing about CBB is that the pace ticks along quickly so it's better in some ways...

Ah, yes, very true. :laugh:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_max25q92ym1r0x38to1_500.gif

[Videostar]

Danielle m'dear, you'll be here for less than a week.

[Marc]

she looks like claire richards from 15 years ago put through a laminator

I'll have you find that is a really hard past time!

[Jake.]

what wom.. I mean person cannot iron?

[GiRTh]

be jusus


A irish Lass:joker:

[Tregard]

Who?

[Scream]

You know it's no different to Celebrity Big Brother when they ALL have to introduce themselves

[smudgie]

Danielle m'dear, you'll be here for less than a week.

OMG....we agree :hugesmile:

[Marc]

She knows who they are.. but no body knows who she is...

[Kazanne]

I just hate when girls have that white one tone hair colour,it looks so cheap

[reece(:]

She sounds like a huskier Hazel.

[Jake.]

No name tags on them this year?

[DanaC]

Why do some women insist on wearing heels they can't walk in?

Baffles me....baffles me, I tells ya.

[Amy Jade]

Vicky seems so nice bless her

[Jake.]

She sounds like a huskier Hazel.

Might be Hazel's mum

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Secret room lot is not impressed! :joker:

[Marc]

No name tags on them this year?

it's 'live'

[Jake.]

it's 'live'

Not the fake, glittery name tags

[Shaun]

Great lineup so far tbh...

Vicky, Louie, Courtney, Abz :love: Lauren should be a mess too.

[Jase.]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41aygNfBB1r15uyio2_r4_250.gif

[reece(:]

Lauren just doesn't give a **** :joker:

[Verbal]

Louie Spence and Lauren Harries in their underwear late at night on LF? Yea i'll give it a miss

[Ammi]

..Lauren doesn't look like a happy housemate..

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

She's an oompa loompa! :laugh2::laugh2:

[Marc]

How long will it take until Sophie hates the young blonde for being young and blonde.

[Amy Jade]

Did Louis just call Courtney an oompa lumpa?

[Jake.]

Lauren is going to be great

[Videostar]

Danielle has first eviction written all over her.

[Marc]

..Lauren doesn't look like a happy housemate..

she doesn't look like a happy human being, even her face is crying

[Marsh.]

it's 'live'

He means the badges, I think they had badges last time.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

How long will it take until Sophie hates the young blonde for being young and blonde.

She already does! :joker:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Did Louis just call Courtney an oompa lumpa?

yes! :joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

she doesn't look like a happy human being, even her face is crying

:laugh2:

I'm not going to like that Courtney at all. She is everything I do not like. :yuk:

[Jake.]

He means the badges, I think they had badges last time.

That's the one

[Drew.]

"jesus christ" is trending.. definitely caused from the reaction to Lauren

[Amy Jade]

He means the badges, I think they had badges last time.

they were nobodys last time though, this year they have Courtney and Jancie and Les so who needs badges when they are instantly recognizable?

[reece(:]

Sallie vs Charlotte's Fans on twitter :joker:

[Shaun]

"jesus christ" is trending.. definitely caused from the reaction to Lauren

Greg James ‏@gregjames 36s
OH MY GOD IT'S THAT WEIRD MAN LADY ANTIQUES BOY FROM YEARS AGO! #cbb

most likely

[Headie]

"Half our housemates are in"

So there's either 15 housemates all together or 18 :joker:

[Marc]

That's the one

BE CLEARER. Tit

[Marsh.]

they were nobodys last time though, this year they have Courtney and Jancie and Les so who needs badges when they are instantly recognizable?

Exactly.
This is the highest calibre of celeb you can reach.

[MeMyselfAndI]

What reaction to Lauren?

[Jake.]

BE CLEARER. Tit

You watch your mouth

[Macie Lightfoot]

"Half our housemates are in"

So there's either 15 housemates all together or 18 :joker:

Well they're not counting Louie/Lauren/Sophie, so they mean 5/10.

[Verbal]

Exactly.
This is the highest calibre of celeb you can reach.

Sarcasm?

[Marc]

You watch your mouth

Watch it for me, it's hard to watch my mouth.

[Headie]

I LOVE HOW THEY WERE LIKE 'TWEET US @CBB ON TWITTER'

and when you do @CBB it comes up with this:
https://twitter.com/cbb

[Jake.]

Wonder which abomination will grace our screens next

[Jake.]

Watch it for me, it's hard to watch my mouth.

Use a mirror

[Amy Jade]

yes! :joker::joker:
ugly old man, he's obviously jealous because she is everything he wanted to be when he was young

[Shaun]

oh christ dustin

[reece(:]

Dustin!!!!!

[Amy Jade]

Screech!

[Saph]

ew

[Smithy]

Dustin will be amazing

[Verbal]

Ok it just got a lot better :dance:

[Sandz38]

Screeeeech

[Marsh.]

Sarcasm?

No. :shrug:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Dustin Diamond! :amazed::amazed::amazed::worship::worship::worship :

[Marc]

SCREECH!!!

[Jake.]

A good line-up

[Brother Leon]

The legend :worship:

[Verbal]

No. :shrug:

Ok just checking

[Shaun]

I've heard he's a dickhead but he seems so nice

I'M CONFLICTED

[Thotmas]

screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech

[Marsh.]

Ok just checking

:laugh: Of course it's bloody sarcasm.

[minny03]

this guy is gross but he'll be cheered

[Sandz38]

He looks like Popeye haha

[Amy Jade]

Hope Screech looks after Courtney

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

He seems lovely. :dance:

[Candy Annie Cane]

Awww....screech all grown up

[Marc]

I hope he wins!

[Chuck]

He looks like Smithy

[Verbal]

:laugh: Of course it's bloody sarcasm.

Thank God for that :joker:

[Lord Of The Garden]

lovin' the screech

[smudgie]

He seems ok.

[Ammi]

..he seems ok, although I don't know who he is either..

[Smithy]

He looks like Smithy

um

[Shaun]

omg chuck you're right

[GiRTh]

Love Screech.

[Kazanne]

he seems ok

[Chuck]

he seems likeable and i don't like likeable housemates

[Thotmas]

..he seems ok, although I don't know who he is either..

WHAT? Ammie!! slap yourself in the bum!!! He is screech the legend from 90's classic teen MEGATHON hit SAVED BY THE BELL!! Google right now and be ashamed :nono:

[Drew.]

and not one of them recognizes each other yet..

[Marc]

:dazzler:

[Pincho Paxton]

What is screech?

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

He's so nice! :amazed:

[Verbal]

..he seems ok, although I don't know who he is either..

WHAT? Ammie!! slap yourself in the bum!!! He is screech the legend from 90's classic teen MEGATHON hit SAVED BY THE BELL!! Google right now and be ashamed :nono:

If you do that, Ammi there is a good chance you will come across a movie called Showgirls. Don't watch it.

[Ammi]

..Smithy is much better looking..:hmph:..



WHAT? Ammie!! slap yourself in the bum!!! He is screech the legend from 90's classic teen MEGATHON hit SAVED BY THE BELL!! Google right now and be ashamed :nono:

..I've never watched it lol..I'll see if I can watch some online tomorrow..

[Saph]

"how do you say it?"
"Dustin"
"Doostin?"

[Marsh.]

Screech did a sex tape?

http://ec.l.thumbs.canstockphoto.com/canstock8942570.jpg

[Jordan.]

Abz, Vicky and Dustin >

[Amy Jade]

lauren frightens me :(

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

lauren frightens me :(

She does look a bit scary. :joker:

[Drew.]

Charlotteeee, oh boy

[Chuck]

Lauren >

[Shaun]

has she stolen cher lloyd's eyes

[Jordan.]

YESSSSSS :worship:

[Smithy]

****ing sket

[Thotmas]

I actually would **** screech! everyone saying who or what is screech....be ashamed of yourselves :nono::nono:

[Amy Jade]

WINNER CHAR

[Saph]

Charlotte :l bye

[Jake.]

She seems pleasent

[Sandz38]

Charlotte I love her she's funny as fak hahaha

[Marc]

Class personified.

[reece(:]

WOOO Charlotte <33333333333333333

[smudgie]

OMG..common as muck

[Videostar]

I already hate charlotte.

[Jake.]

has she stolen cher lloyd's eyes

omg yes

[GiRTh]

Who dis?

[reece(:]

Yes at having her on facebook <3

[Chuck]

omgz <3

[Verbal]

Yea, not really making me want to watch this series so far

[Brother Leon]

****ing grim lol

[Amy Jade]

She;s right, I piss myself when I'm tired

[Ammi]

If you do that, Ammi there is a good chance you will come across a movie called Showgirls. Don't watch it.

..ahh ok, so the TV show isn't all he's famous for then...

[arista]

What a Skank

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

She's a bit wild, isn't she? :amazed:

[Marc]

She's.... a bit...

[Marsh.]

It's Jay's soulmate.

Dirty tramp.

[Drew.]

shes hated but she'll be amazing!

[reece(:]

LOVE HER !!!!!

[Shaun]

I just..I don't even..

[Pincho Paxton]

I like Charlotte Crosbie!

[Smithy]

"Im so scared, I don't know where im going"

umm there's only one way to go you stupid twat

[Amy Jade]

I'm so happy right now! I love her

[Saph]

ugh

Courtney >

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Awww, bless her!

[Jordan.]

:joker:

[Pink Pegasus]

Disgusting.

[smudgie]

She's.... a bit...

...common.....

[Shaun]

i feel like a southerner who's just been informed that there is "a north"

[Marc]

:suspect:

[Ammi]

..I guess she's no relation to Bing then...

[Jake.]

She's a tramp...

[Marsh.]

Who dis?

Apparently famous for pissing and ****ting on herself and her boyfriend.

Celebrity reaches new heights.

[GiRTh]

How does she get cheers?

[Tregard]

Oh, this lady ****s herself on television. How nice for her.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I think she will be amazing. Looks a lot of fun.

[Verbal]

..ahh ok, so the TV show isn't all he's famous for then...

Its nothing to do with him. One of the female actors from saved by the bell, Elizabeth Berkley 'starred' in a soft porn movie.

Actually you may enjoy it, it is genuinely so bad its funny.

[Sophster]

Your going to piss yourself? Classyyyyy

[Kazanne]

Common as muck

[Shaun]

wait was this the one sacked for being racist?

[Marc]

When will this 'I'm so gross I like to piss on people' act get boring?..

[minny03]

jesus, why is the crowd going crazy for her? is she really that well known?

[Amy Jade]

I love her

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I think she will be amazing. Love her already. :love:

[Drew.]

wait was this the one sacked for being racist?

nono.. that was her friend :laugh:

[Smithy]

fake as ****, you can tell right away it's all an act

[Saph]

she sounds like sarah millican

[Amy Jade]

'You're screech!'

Char <3

[Chuck]

Emma BB5 part 2 <3

[Marc]

"YOU'RE SCREECH!"

:laugh:

[Thotmas]

did marcus just say "packed enough *****s for a week"? :shocked:

[Shaun]

"I'm sure you'll tell us about it when you come out" :joker:

vicky ftw

[smudgie]

She is well known here up North....and not in a nice way:joker:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I just really need a wee! :joker:

[reece(:]

She's soo amazing :love:

[Vicky.]

'You're screech!!!' :joker:

But seriously, I hate geordie shore and stuff so much, and I think I am gunna hate this lass

[Ammi]

..she actually seems really nervous, I don't mind her so far...

[Marsh.]

I suddenly find myself understanding the point of view of people who detest this show.

I feel like writing to the Daily Mail. :bored:

[Pincho Paxton]

The Charlotte would make a good Queen Of England!

[Candy Annie Cane]

Oh dear god...

[Thotmas]

"YOU'RE SCREECH!"

:laugh:

she's just gone up in my chart. he deserves respect which none of the others have given.

[Marc]

Lauren's face is falling off her head

[Ryan57]

Her parents must be so proud. I've seen more class in Aldi.

I would rather chop my penis off and stamp on it than put it inside that tramp.

[Jordan.]

Charlottes so gonna get put up for eviction

[Marsh.]

Poor Screech, he doesn't understand anything anyone's saying.

[Drew.]

..she actually seems really nervous, I don't mind her so far...

she wont get many fans on this forum but she'll be great entertainment for the right and wrong reasons

[Tinsel Toes]

I already hate charlotte.

Me too ! does it ever shut up ?

[burnie]

fake as ****, you can tell right away it's all an act

Agreed

[Amy Jade]

Everyone pisses themself, if you say you don't you are lying and wait till your old you'll piss yourself so much your family will put you in a home

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Her parents must be so proud. I've seen more class in Aldi.

I would rather chop my penis off and stamp on it than put it inside that tramp.

:joker:

[Jake.]

Lauren's face is falling off her head

:joker:

[reece(:]

*clap**clap* Charlotte
*clap**clap* Charlotte

[Lord Of The Garden]

i had a date with a girl like charlotte once

she got so drunk, she threw up all over london underground

one of the worst nights of my life

[Shaun]

the crowd chanting her name explains what kind of crowd we've been dealing with for the past 9 weeks...

[Lord Of The Garden]

i had a date with a girl like charlotte once

she got so drunk, she threw up all over london underground

one of the worst nights of my life

[reece(:]

*clap**clap* Charlotte
*clap**clap* Charlotte

[Thotmas]

**** the cult housemates. bb giving their favorites early priviledge. get them out :bawling:

[Videostar]

Oh FFS, the crowd are already chanting Charlotte's name.

Sam....come back.

[Amy Jade]

Charlotte to win!

[Kazanne]

Her parents must be so proud. I've seen more class in Aldi.

I would rather chop my penis off and stamp on it than put it inside that tramp.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Saph]

Her parents must be so proud. I've seen more class in Aldi.


:joker:

[Ryan57]

Beccaaaa x ‏@T33NAGE_D1RTBAG 37s
Charlotte Crosby would be a great friend to have ahah

Yeah, if you want to smell like piss.

[reece(:]

only 3 more...?

Carol McGiff, Natalie Nunn, Mario Falcone and Ron Atkinson all still rumoured... oooooooo

[Pincho Paxton]

Can Louie Spence put himself up?

[billy123]

the crowd chanting her name explains what kind of crowd we've been dealing with for the past 9 weeks...All Geordies i knew it! :hugesmile:

[Videostar]

the crowd chanting her name explains what kind of crowd we've been dealing with for the past 9 weeks...

Indeed.

[Tinsel Toes]

*clap**clap* Charlotte
*clap**clap* Charlotte

I take it you mean literally !!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

charlotte :lovedup:

[reece(:]

I take it you mean literally !!
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[Videostar]

Charlotte to win!

If she wins i'll lose all faith with this show...and my faith in the show is hanging by a thread as it is.

[Jake.]

Tbf only one HM booed so far

[Marsh.]

How was I surprised by this scummy crowd in the main series when they're chanting Jeremy Kyle reject Charlotte?

Evict them all.

[Saph]

I forgot Carole was going in :love:

[Marc]

she's just a slim version of Bex from BB9

[Drew.]

Mario..