FC Ron Atkinson Squad selection. Apply within.

[Verbal]

Who's in Goal?

[Ryan57]

I'll be in my best position... the hole.

That said, I'll play anywhere for this legend.

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/v0R4eLJ.jpg

[karezza]

I'll be on the right wing.

[Ryan57]

''Someone in the England team will have to grab the ball by the horns.''

''The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.''

''Ryan Giggs is running long up the backside"

"I would not say David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better"

"The Bulgarian players are tried and trusted. Well, I'm not sure they can be trusted"

"I tell you what, if the Cameroons get a goal back here they're literally gonna catch on fire"

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/gyxUmfG.jpg

[Ryan57]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/18/article-2368575-03B5B84F0000044D-217_634x357.jpg

[Drew.]

centre mid please Ron

http://www3.clikpic.com/bourdillon/images/Ron_Atkinson.jpg

[Ryan57]

http://blogs.loughboroughecho.net/goaltastic/ron%20atkinson.jpg

Get Ron back on ITV!...

and also Des Lynam (although that's for a different day).

[Northern Monkey]

Right back for me :)

[Kyle]

Atkinson Barmy Army

Former Wednsday manager fill me in for defensive midfielder gaffer.


:dance:

[chuff me dizzy]

Can I run on with the bucket and sponge ?

[Verbal]

Atkinson Barmy Army

Former Wednsday manager fill me in for defensive midfielder gaffer.


:dance:

Thats my position! :nono:

[Kyle]

Thats my position! :nono:

Your position is on the bench!

Fine I'll play centre forward. :p

[aman201]

I wanna be his Assman (assistant manager :D)

[Ryan57]

http://soccerhell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/RON-ATKINSON-6.jpg

[Verbal]

QA9eGj9v_Uw:dance:

[Kyle]

What formation we playing gaffer? Ron likes his hoofball so stick the big man up front?

[Ryan57]

I'm relatively tall. Albeit in the Berbatov mold.

[Drew.]

ball boy needed

[Verbal]

What formation we playing gaffer? Ron likes his hoofball so stick the big man up front?

I'm relatively tall. Albeit in the Berbatov mold.

Route one, Ryan up top.

[Ryan57]

Route one, Ryan up top.

Yeah. I can actually leap quite high. Just need someone to put in those knock downs.

[Verbal]

ball boy needed

Sorted

sd38KUjmOho

[Kyle]

I'm relatively tall. Albeit in the Berbatov mold.

Reet then someone stick this lad up top he can hold it up for me to sit deep behind cos I'm 5 9" and jump like Peter Crouch with chains round his ankles.

[Drew.]

Sorted

sd38KUjmOho

Ron approves of this

[Kyle]

Sorted

sd38KUjmOho

Swansea scum :joker: :cheer2:

[chuff me dizzy]

Reet then someone stick this lad up top he can hold it up for me to sit deep behind cos I'm 5 9" and jump like Peter Crouch with chains round his ankles.

You piroette more than jump

[Verbal]

Swansea scum :joker: :cheer2:

:joker:

[Kyle]

You piroette more than jump

They called it the beautiful game when they saw me swanning around the penalty box in a tutu.



True story....

[Ryan57]

I type capital letters at the start of the names, makes no difference...

Anywho:

http://footballformation.co.uk/team/4411/220813223304.png

Edit: Asked me for Kitman Colour. That Kitman is Chuff Me Dizzy.

[Verbal]

SM makes a good ref, not much of a footballer though. This is footage of his last game:

i-3cuCEt9k8

[aman201]

Put me left wing Ryan. :lovedup:

[Kate!]

Cheerleader on duty Mr Hermit!

[Ryan57]

http://footballformation.co.uk/team/4411/220813223508.png

[Verbal]

Cheerleader on duty Mr Hermit!

You, young lady, are the physio. No feeling up the lads... much:joker:

[Kate!]

Put me anywhere except in goal.

[Verbal]

http://footballformation.co.uk/team/4411/220813223508.png

Wow you did that quick:joker:

[Kate!]

Nvm. I'll take the Physio job. Show me at the side of the pitch Ryan.

:D

[Drew.]

dont put Lucas playing behind me

[chuff me dizzy]

They called it the beautiful game when they saw me swanning around the penalty box in a tutu.



True story....

Sadly its true !! :joker:

[Kyle]

Lol that ref is totally me. :joker:


No Ryan don't pick that kit it's the Cardiff Blue... I mean redbirds kit. Hermit will go ape when he sees that!

[Ryan57]

Kate, do not worry. I am very quick.

http://footballformation.co.uk/team/4411/220813223650.png

[chuff me dizzy]

Nvm. I'll take the Physio job.

:D

Sod off ,I claimed the sponge and bucket hours ago !!!!!!!!!!! cheek :shocked: ,you can rub them down with goose grease if you want

[Kate!]

Lol.

[Ryan57]

http://footballformation.co.uk/team/4411/220813223742.png

Updated kit. Found it in Oxfam.

[Kate!]

Be quiet Chuff. Hermit appointed me personally :p

[Verbal]

Lol that ref is totally me. :joker:


No Ryan don't pick that kit it's the Cardiff Blue... I mean redbirds kit. Hermit will go ape when he sees that!

Yea, we aint playing in blue...or red:nono:

[Kyle]

Just bought Kate from Sporting Lesbians FC for Circa £1.50 and a mars bar.




Great business gaffer. :dance:

[Kate!]

Purple

[chuff me dizzy]

Kate, do not worry. I am very quick.

http://footballformation.co.uk/team/4411/220813223650.png

Where are me and my bucket ?

[Ryan57]

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1324452.ece/ALTERNATES/s298/Ron%20Atkinson-1324452

Ron's reaction to the kit.

[Kate!]

Just bought Kate from Sporting Lesbians FC for Circa £1.50 and a mars bar.




Great business gaffer. :dance:

:shocked:

[Ryan57]

Where are me and my bucket ?

I'll see what I can do.

[chuff me dizzy]

Be quiet Chuff. Hermit appointed me personally :p

Bloody favouritsm :bawling::bawling:

[Verbal]

So putting that in my sig when the team is complete:joker:

[Kyle]

:shocked:

It's a 5 a side joke. Sporting Lisbon is the team it's taken from.


Like Inter Milan ---------- Inter Mi Nan :joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

I'll see what I can do.

Good lad ,there will be something in it for you if you do :wink:

[Ryan57]

Good lad ,there will be something in it for you if you do :wink:

Magic spray? :evilgrin:

Edit: You could be in the team? We're so close to being the greatest Pub side ever.

[Kyle]

Simple Minds - Free Transfer from Dog & Duck FC

[Ryan57]

Ryan57 - £6.50 transfer from Sausage In The Hole FC.

[Ryan57]

http://www.eolasmagazine.ie/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/MickWallace1.jpg

Drew sporting the new pink shirt.

[Kyle]

Cynical Hermit - on loan from the Leek Eating society of Wales FC

[Verbal]

The Gaffer is going to bed. I expect you all to be at our first team meeting 9pm tomorrow. No excuses. Or you're out of the team and i'll set Kate on you, with her sponge.

[Kate!]

Amazing thread already :worship:

Will seek out a magnificent pic of Ron in his glasses for my Avvie ASAP.

[chuff me dizzy]

Magic spray? :evilgrin:

Edit: You could be in the team? We're so close to being the greatest Pub side ever.

Yes ,shove me in goal ,I used to play in a womans team many moons ago

[Kate!]

Chuff in goal :amazed:

Stunning!

[Kyle]

The Gaffer is going to bed. I expect you all to be at our first team meeting 9pm tomorrow. No excuses. Or you're out of the team and i'll set Kate on you, with her sponge.

Alright boss, see u tomorrow for training. :thumbs:

[Kate!]

Simple Minds - Free Transfer from Dog & Duck FC

Frog and **** you say?

[Ryan57]

Not sure I can make it, boss. Currently have a groin problem. Unless somebody can help out...

[Kyle]

Yes ,shove me in goal ,I used to play in a womans team many moons ago

If it were a Donny team you could hardly call yourself footballers. Bunch of ankle kickers from that side of South Yorks lol

[Verbal]

Chuff in goal :amazed:

Stunning!

Fnar

*Finbarr Saunders pic I cant be arsed to search for*

:wavey:

[Kyle]

Not sure I can make it, boss. Currently have a groin problem. Unless somebody can help out...

Someone has been in the locker room again with the chairman's wife.



I warned him gaffer :nono:

[Ryan57]

http://footballformation.co.uk/team/4411/220813224913.png

[Ryan57]

Someone has been in the locker room again with the chairman's wife.



I warned him gaffer :nono:

Bit curious as to how you know, tbh. Or was that because you were there?!

Putting all the blame on me. :nono:

[chuff me dizzy]

Not sure I can make it, boss. Currently have a groin problem. Unless somebody can help out...

im on my way................. shoves Kate out of the way

[Ryan57]

im on my way................. shoves Kate out of the way

It's alright. There's enough of me to go around.

[Kate!]

Lmao.

[chuff me dizzy]

If it were a Donny team you could hardly call yourself footballers. Bunch of ankle kickers from that side of South Yorks lol

Sheer class I was, I was on Calendar with Laurie Mcmeneny ,another gentleman

[chuff me dizzy]

It's alright. There's enough of me to go around.

Im not having sloppy seconds :nono:

[Kyle]

Bit curious as to how you know, tbh. Or was that because you were there?!

Putting all the blame on me. :nono:

You seen that new bet Victor ad where Morrissey pretends to be a wag with the inflatable boobs?


That was me! I was a Lucy the chairman's wife. :shocked:


*cue eastenders theme*

[Ryan57]

Im not having sloppy seconds :nono:

Only one way to decide it. As Harry Hill would say... 'FIGHT!'

[Ryan57]

You seen that new bet Victor ad where Morrissey pretends to be a wag with the inflatable boobs?


That was me! I was a Lucy the chairman's wife. :shocked:


*cue eastenders theme*

http://www.somegif.com/gifs/13613446471224667340.GIF

You're also just behind me in the team... this won't end well...

[chuff me dizzy]

Only one way to decide it. As Harry Hill would say... 'FIGHT!'

But I love Kate ,dont want to smash her head in :joker:

[Kyle]

Reight boys, we need to get some chants goin as we support the gaffer from the terraces.


There's already Atkinson's Barmy Army - sung at Hillsborough when he was managing the owls anyone got any more?

[Verbal]

Reight boys, we need to get some chants goin as we support the gaffer from the terraces.


There's already Atkinson's Barmy Army - sung at Hillsborough when he was managing the owls anyone got any more?

l1nTfgUbW48:dance:

You do ron ron ron, you do ron ron

[Verbal]

Also, why isnt the team sheet completed? This needs to be on my desk by 2pm or heads will roll

[Kyle]

Bumped for extra squad applications.

[aman201]

Loving all the Big Ron love. :lovedup:

[Kyle]

Loving all the Big Ron love. :lovedup:

Keep all the love for the victory party you hippy, this is the mans zone where only football, beer, telly and more beer are allowed. :devil:




Grrrrrrrrr I'm a manly man I might just break something today :dance:

[Kate!]

Morning Squadmates :love:

[Kyle]

Morning Squadmates :love:

Hermit's wounded his Groinius Maximus he needs physio attention.

[Kate!]

Hermit's wounded his Groinius Maximus he needs physio attention.

I told him doing the Macarena on the tables last night would not end well. :nono:

[smudgie]

Ahem, I am on a free transfer from the Boro':hugesmile:

[Kate!]

Ahem......

to be sung to the tune of Da Do Ron Ron, by the Crystals

He went in the BB House,
Looking oh so fine,
Big Ron Ron Ron Ron,
Big Ron Ron Ron

:cheer:

And on Finale' Night,
He's gonna cross the line,
Big Ron Ron Ron Ron,
Big Ron Ron Ron

:cheer:

Yeaaaaaah, he's still got such skill,
Yeaaaaaah, it will be a thrill,
Wheeeeen he takes Rylan's crown,
Big Ron Ron Ron Ron,
Big Ron Ron Ron!


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ3WL_XR9y1h6OdNPwxhk8xF-ej1R52-FiKwK0CGVt7dgamj5m6VQ

[Roy Mars III]

i am glad i am with the good guys this time with my support of the great Ron

[Kyle]

Ahem......

to be sung to the tune of Da Do Ron Ron, by the Crystals

He went in the BB House,
Looking oh so fine,
Big Ron Ron Ron Ron,
Big Ron Ron Ron

:cheer:

And on Finale' Night,
He's gonna cross the line,
Big Ron Ron Ron Ron,
Big Ron Ron Ron

:cheer:

Yeaaaaaah, he's still got such skill,
Yeaaaaaah, it will be a thrill,
Wheeeeen he takes Rylan's crown,
Big Ron Ron Ron Ron,
Big Ron Ron Ron!


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ3WL_XR9y1h6OdNPwxhk8xF-ej1R52-FiKwK0CGVt7dgamj5m6VQ


Excellent work Kate with support like that from the stands I'm sure we will go all the way............to the end of week 1 :dance:

[smudgie]

http://footballformation.co.uk/team/4411/220813224913.png

*cough*

[Kyle]

*cough*

Come on then Smoggie, Centre half or Left back? :devil:

[Kate!]

Excellent work Kate with support like that from the stands I'm sure we will go all the way............to the end of week 1 :dance:

yer cheeky git ;)

[Kate!]

*cough*

yes chop chop Ryan, we need to add The Smudge and Roy!

[smudgie]

Come on then Smoggie, Centre half or Left back? :devil:

Centre half.....:hugesmile:

[Kyle]

Smudgie signed for 45 Brownies from Middlesboroughs not in Yorkshire because Yorkshire doesn't want you FC


Roy Mars International signing subject to clearance from Smartarse FC fee undisclosed.


Sky sports news update feed

[smudgie]

Smudgie signed for 45 Brownies from Middlesboroughs not in Yorkshire because Yorkshire doesn't want you FC


Roy Mars International signing subject to clearance from Smartarse FC fee undisclosed.


Sky sports news update feed

Oi oi oi, I will have you know I reside in North Yorkshire:joker:

[Kyle]

Oi oi oi, I will have you know I reside in North Yorkshire:joker:

Get out of it your lot are Teeside now! :wink:

[smudgie]

Get out of it your lot are Teeside now! :wink:

Aye, and TeesSide covers County Durham and North Yorkshire last time I looked.

Off topic....although I don't live in Middlesbrough, a Boro/ International player lived next door to us for about 6 years.:hugesmile:

[Kyle]

Aye, and TeesSide covers County Durham and North Yorkshire last time I looked.

Off topic....although I don't live in Middlesbrough, a Boro/ International player lived next door to us for about 6 years.:hugesmile:


Lol was it Stewart Downing?

[Bruteic]

Go on then, stick me at Left Back... Leighton Baines style.

[Kyle]

Go on then, stick me at Left Back... Leighton Baines style.

By style do you mean you play like him or you have his hair? :dance:

[Bruteic]

By style do you mean you play like him or you have his hair? :dance:

Definitely the hair. I'm more like Evra... Always out of position and can't defend... Good at attacking though... Oh and arguing.

[Kyle]

Definitely the hair. I'm more like Evra... Always out of position and can't defend... Good at attacking though... Oh and arguing.

You'll do fine lad. :dance:


When the gaffer gets back he'll slot you in.

[Bruteic]

You'll do fine lad. :dance:


When the gaffer gets back he'll slot you in.

Glad to be in... Transfer request in a few weeks time with a hair transplant.

[Kyle]

Glad to be in... Transfer request in a few weeks time with a hair transplant.

:hugesmile:

[smudgie]

Lol was it Stewart Downing?

Ppppfffttttt, we are talking quality here.
He plays for Australia.:spin:

[Kyle]

Ppppfffttttt, we are talking quality here.
He plays for Australia.:spin:

Mark shwarzer? The keeper.

[smudgie]

Mark shwarzer? The keeper.

Nope, but he was a regular visitor...keep on digging.:joker:

[Kyle]

Nope, but he was a regular visitor...keep on digging.:joker:

I don't know mark Viduka?

[King Gizzard]

370661610362126336

[Ryan57]

I feel sick to my stomach after tonight's events. Will update the team now. Right after I clear all the sick from around my computer.

[chuff me dizzy]

I feel sick to my stomach after tonight's events. Will update the team now. Right after I clear all the sick from around my computer.

God love him and may his angels always look over him .....Big Ron was visibly gutted :bawling: ,and it made it worse by them saying the public had chosen him ,hope he stays whoever hes up against ,I think Courtney will be up too and she would go IMO

[Kate!]

right, is this team complete now...come on chaps. Get on that pitch.

[chuff me dizzy]

right, is this team complete now...come on chaps. Get on that pitch.

Wait while Ive refreshed my lippy !!

[Cherie]

What's happened here? has the team gone 1 nil down :devil: