Tibb does Loose Women!

[Kate!]

Right you lot, time to have a dammed good laugh, I haven't concocted anything silly and frivolous for a while*, I am going to have a bash at creating my version of a Loose Women 'episode'.

If you want to feature as a Loose Woman, then get this filled in....

Name -
Status and details -
(married, single, bit on the side, whatever)
Alcoholic Beverage of choice -
How many can you put away in a session -
Worst Habit -
Best Drunken Escapade -
Best Chat up Line -
Which Male Forum Member would you want as a guest on the 'show'? -
How would you treat him? -
Why would you be a good Loose Woman? -


*apart from my posts, before anyone says it :p

[Glenn.]

No

[Benjamin]

Glenn. :nono:

[Glenn.]

:idc:

[Novo]

Dear God

[Benjamin]

Btw, I'll be able to supply the show with a massive stock of these to help you all.

http://www.epharmacy.com.au/images/productimages/44904/original.jpg


-runs-

[Kate!]

yeah can a mod delete the unnecessary stupid comments please.

[Benjamin]

But not mine. :nono:

[Kate!]

But not mine. :nono:

no, not yours.

[Benjamin]

:hugesmile:

You can have a free box for that.

[Kate!]

:hugesmile:

You can have a free box for that.

You can be a guest, you won't know what's hit you :devil:

[MeMyselfAndI]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ee40290a3a40775ee87dd00aee0aab7/tumblr_mqapdrlZ5i1ry72bjo1_400.gif

[Scarlett.]

I'm still waiting for TiBB does Dancing on Ice, and TiBB does Dallas too.

[Marc]

The hot flushes in here are overwhelming

[Jesus.]

Bit sexist.

[Kate!]

I'm still waiting for TiBB does Dancing on Ice, and TiBB does Dallas too.

I started a skit Tibb does Dallas, but I lost inspiration.... vaguely remember somebody proposing DOI in the games thread, they were taking the piss though. :hugesmile:

[Kate!]

Bit sexist.

Lol, how...?

The Show is called Loose Women, and they have Male Guests.

:pipe:

[Jesus.]

Lol, how...?

The Show is called Loose Women, and they have Male Guests.

:pipe:

I wasn't being serious.

:pipe:

[Kate!]

I wasn't being serious.

:pipe:

It's sooooo hard to tell :pipe:

[Smithy]

I'm still waiting for TiBB does Dancing on Ice, and TiBB does Dallas too.

someone tried to do a tibb dancing on ice :joker::joker:

[Kate!]

someone tried to do a tibb dancing on ice :joker::joker:

:hugesmile: it was in the games thread, can't remember who, but I'm sure they were pissing about.

[Glenn.]

Oh look a shrek gif :joker:

You tried.

[smudgie]

Name - Smudgie

Status and details - Married

Alcoholic Beverage of choice - Champagne or Jolly Sailor spiced rum.

How many can you put away in a session - Enough

Worst Habit - none..all my habits give me great enjoyment:devil:

Best Drunken Escapade - Classified information.

Best Chat up Line - "Do you snog better than you dance".

Which Male Forum Member would you want as a guest on the 'show'? - Simple minds and Cynical Hermit...for starters.:hugesmile:

How would you treat him? - Respectfully..:spin:


Why would you be a good Loose Woman- Have had years of practise. :wink:

[Kizzy]

Name - kizzy
Status and details - single and desperate
(married, single, bit on the side, whatever)
Alcoholic Beverage of choice - lucozade and fibogel
How many can you put away in a session - shedloads
Worst Habit - mooning
Best Drunken Escapade - *censored*
Best Chat up Line - fancy a bum?
Which Male Forum Member would you want as a guest on the 'show'? - zee
How would you treat him? - very well
Why would you be a good Loose Woman? - I am really loose

[Z]

Name - Disease Squelch
Status and details - Single, totes mad for the d
(married, single, bit on the side, whatever)
Alcoholic Beverage of choice - All
How many can you put away in a session - About 5 bottles of wine, a bottle of vodka, a few shots of absinthe and a few lines of cocaine
Worst Habit - Being caught
Best Drunken Escapade - The time I shagged all of the BeeGees! Two of them are dead now. I'm not saying that was my fault but I'm also not saying it's not.
Best Chat up Line - "Are you a dad? Would you like to be?"
Which Male Forum Member would you want as a guest on the 'show'? - I love members, it doesn't matter which male they belong to
How would you treat him? - Disrespectfully ;)
Why would you be a good Loose Woman? - You could carry shopping in the bags under my eyes and you could fit One Direction in my vagina

[Shaun]

isn't this what the HMS Samuel thread was for

[reece(:]

isn't this what the HMS Samuel thread was for
:joker:

[Jack_]

isn't this what the HMS Samuel thread was for

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

[Kate!]

- pushes Shaun down a well -

Some lovely Loose Candidates so far, Dizzy Squelch is particularly outstanding.

:p

[Shaun]

don't you dare use my trademark insult against me katherine (I'm calling you this every time we fight btw)

[Mitchell]

Applying to be the honorary male tbh, I've already broken the rules to get into other clubs meant for women :p

Name - Mitchell
Status and details - Married
(married, single, bit on the side, whatever)
Alcoholic Beverage of choice - Anything that helps me get my puppies out
How many can you put away in a session - Too many.
Worst Habit - Slagging off men
Best Drunken Escapade - Dancing to Nicki Minaj.
Best Chat up Line - Come on, shag me, at least I'm not McGiffin
Which Male Forum Member would you want as a guest on the 'show'? - Simple Minds, he is fierce.
How would you treat him? - I'd slag him off, flirt with him, help him plug his book, then discuss some irrelevant subject we'd previously talked bout in the episode to him. Call me romantic.
Why would you be a good Loose Woman? - because I'm not afraid to speak my mind and slag off the male creatures and I have a strong opinion bitchez

[Jesus.]

So is this going to be a type of story that Kate writes to incorporate the other fm's? Or are 3/4/5 (loose women) fm's going to interview other fm's as guests?

[Cherie]

So is this going to be a type of story that Kate writes to incorporate the other fm's? Or are 3/4/5 (loose women) fm's going to interview other fm's as guests?

Will the answer have a bearing on whether or not you apply?

[Jesus.]

Will the answer have a bearing on whether or not you apply?

:joker: Have a guess!! I don't think I'd be invited on even if I did. I was just curious as to how this could work.

[Cherie]

:joker: Have a guess!! I don't think I'd be invited on even if I did. I was just curious as to how this could work.

You never know :D:

[Kate!]

So is this going to be a type of story that Kate writes to incorporate the other fm's? Or are 3/4/5 (loose women) fm's going to interview other fm's as guests?

The second option is what I was thinking, just getting us all online at the same time for an hour isn't perfect but doable.

[Jake.]

Greg :laugh3:

[Z]

:dazzler:

[Natalie.]

Name - Helga Welga
Status and details - Whatever you want me to be x
Alcoholic Beverage of choice - Anything
How many can you put away in a session - Buy me drinks and find out
Worst Habit - Don't have any
Best Drunken Escapade -It's a secret
Best Chat up Line - I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Which Male Forum Member would you want as a guest on the 'show'? - Easiest one
How would you treat him? - Argue with him then flatter him and get freebies
Why would you be a good Loose Woman? - I'm fabulous