Pessimists of Tibb Unite!

[Kyle]

It's late Saturday night I've done nothing at all and I'm a pessimist.

Anybody else a pessimist and want to cone in and wallow in self pity with me? We don't have to be alone! :devil: :dance:


Bet nobody replies.

[Josy]

It's Sunday morning btw.

Just sayin :laugh:

[Kizzy]

Hey you are not helping!! I'm 39 again, came home from my hols to rain and have a sky high washing pile.
I demand to be entertained!

[Kyle]

It's Sunday morning btw.

Just sayin :laugh:

You make my world turn Josy I hope you know that......

[Kyle]

Hey you are not helping!! I'm 39 again, came home from my hols to rain and have a sky high washing pile.
I demand to be entertained!

Oh yeh it rained today thanks for reminding me, great weather aye.




Uh I mean it rained yesterday, sorry Josy. :devil:

[Verbal]

Somebody called?

[Kyle]

Somebody called?

Welcome friend, pull up a chair we're watching water ship down.


Rabbits die, fields get filled with blood and a flying spirit bunny sings a sad song about bright eyes, what more could a pessimist want to start off a Sunday morning?

[Verbal]

Welcome friend, pull up a chair we're watching water ship down.


Rabbits die, fields get filled with blood and a flying spirit bunny sings a sad song about bright eyes, what more could a pessimist want to start off a Sunday morning?

*aroused* sounds awesome!

[Kizzy]

*puts on 'Everyday's like sunday' and dances like morrissey*

[Verbal]

God not Morrisey. I'm out.

[KingBilly]

I'm young, pretty and I have money so I'm an OPTIMIST!! ♥

[Kyle]

Lets get some smiths songs going excellent.



I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear.......girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know it's really serious.......I want the one I can't have, and it's driving me mad, it's all over, all over, all over my face.

[Kyle]

I'm young, pretty and I have money so I'm an OPTIMIST!! ♥

Your kind aren't welcome here you happy, smiley, successful, somebody!! :devil:


This place is for nobodies! :dance:

[Verbal]

The one and only Smiths song I can listen to without wanting to vomit blood:

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[Kyle]

Ah heaven knows I'm miserable now. A must in any pessimists music collection. :pipe:

[Verbal]

Ah heaven knows I'm miserable now. A must in any pessimists music collection. :pipe:

"Why do I smile, at people i'd much rather kick in the eye" Lyrical genius. I've blasted that in the car on the way to work a lot, it always cheers me up :joker:

[Kyle]

"Why do I smile, at people i'd much rather kick in the eye" Lyrical genius. I've blasted that in the car on the way to work a lot, it always cheers me up :joker:

:joker: a song that just tells it how it is lol.



None of this "come here you know you want it bend over and let me ride you like the 3:30 at Chepstow" lyrical crap that gets churned out nowadays. :pipe:

[Kizzy]

''You're not right in the head, and nor am I
And this is why, This is why I like you''

My fave Morrissey lyric.

[Kyle]

''You're not right in the head, and nor am I
And this is why, This is why I like you''

My fave Morrissey lyric.

I love the smiths but Morrissey gives pessimists a bad name. We should be known as moody, sullen creatures that rarely venture out in daylight for fear of something good happening to us and turning our worlds upside down. :idc:

[Kizzy]

I love the smiths but Morrissey gives pessimists a bad name. We should be known as moody, sullen creatures that rarely venture out in daylight for fear of something good happening to us and turning our worlds upside down. :idc:

Love me love moz....
You don't want to be frozen out here.
Choose wisely :idc:

[Kyle]

Love me love moz....
You don't want to be frozen out here.
Choose wisely :idc:

I love riddles, it's a perfect opportunity to cock it up big time when the answer is glaringly obvious and end up with egg all over your face. :elephant:

[Kate!]

Omg you grumpy gits!

:joker:

[Kyle]

Omg you grumpy gits!

:joker:

Laughing emoticons are banned in here, there is to be no laughing but you may point and laugh outside the thread, in fact it is greatly encouraged :devil:

[Verbal]

9rsqg95anNw

[Verbal]

8-r-V0uK4u0

[Kate!]

Laughing emoticons are banned in here, there is to be no laughing but you may point and laugh outside the thread, in fact it is greatly encouraged :devil:

:elephant:

[Verbal]

DC-9GA6RBMc

Ok, i've officially gone over to the bad place. Cheers SM. :joker:

[Kyle]

DC-9GA6RBMc

Ok, i've officially gone over to the bad place. Cheers SM. :joker:

Oh that's right make me feel guilty why don't you.........





















......more reason for me to wallow in self pity muhahaha :devil: :spin:

[Kate!]

You're a bloody terrible influence you two. We are supposed to be the three bloody musketeers.

Get skipping.

[Glenn.]

I don't believe in wallowing in self pity.

Did that at Christmas just gone and it doesn't help.

Whenever I feel down, I just think of that poor girl who got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.

[Verbal]

I don't believe in wallowing in self pity.

Did that at Christmas just gone and it doesn't help.

Whenever I feel down, I just think of that poor girl who got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

meeeeh

[Lee.]

Pessimism sucks.. Live you're lives by this y'all and you'll be happy !

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy.

[King Gizzard]

**** it all

[x-evenstar-x]

Hey you! Put mr pessimist to bed alongside mr synical!

[Kyle]

Pessimism sucks.. Live you're lives by this y'all and you'll be happy !

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy.

You see the optimist in me wants to listen but the pessimist in me is telling me (in Dot cottons voice) it's too much effort.

Being a pessimist is easy. :joker:

[Kyle]

Hey you! Put mr pessimist to bed alongside mr synical!

Mr Cynical and Mr Pessimist are close family to me along with Mrs pissed off and her stupid boyfriend Mr what's the point. :devil:

[x-evenstar-x]

:-( noooo! They all need to go to bed, in fact into a coma! Bring out mr optimistic and all that family!

Ohh so that's how you spell cynical haha I'm such an idiot :-( lol

[Verbal]

:-( noooo! They all need to go to bed, in fact into a coma! Bring out mr optimistic and all that family!

Ohh so that's how you spell cynical haha I'm such an idiot :-( lol

Sod off, hippy :joker:

If you're happy and you know it, go to hell :hello:

[x-evenstar-x]

Sod off, hippy :joker:

If you're happy and you know it, go to hell :hello:

I'm not happy in he slightest quite the opposite in fact.

Go to hell is a bit harsh dont you think?

[Kyle]

I'm not happy in he slightest quite the opposite in fact.

Go to hell is a bit harsh dont you think?

He's joking its on his avatar.

[Kyle]

I'm not happy in he slightest quite the opposite in fact.

Go to hell is a bit harsh dont you think?


Join us then....... :devil:



Come to the dark side Padawan :dance:

[x-evenstar-x]

Join us then....... :devil:



Come to the dark side Padawan :dance:

Maybe I will, I am feeling rather pessimistic today.

[Verbal]

I'm not happy in he slightest quite the opposite in fact.

Go to hell is a bit harsh dont you think?

Was a joke darling

[x-evenstar-x]

Was a joke darling

Ok.

[Natalie.]

I'm a pessimist

[x-evenstar-x]

Ok, I'm convinced. If you can't be them join them, miss optimistic has gone to bed and out has come miss pessimistic:devil:

Sorry cynical hermit the transition from optimistic to pessimistic made me temporarily grumpy :blush2:

[thesheriff443]

there is is an optimist trapped in every pessimist!.

[Verbal]

Ok, I'm convinced. If you can't be them join them, miss optimistic has gone to bed and out has come miss pessimistic:devil:

Sorry cynical hermit the transition from optimistic to pessimistic made me temporarily grumpy :blush2:

Welcome, to reality.

[Kyle]

I'm a pessimist

But that joke isn't funny anymore, it's too close to home and it's too near the bone..... :elephant:

[Kyle]

Ok, I'm convinced. If you can't be them join them, miss optimistic has gone to bed and out has come miss pessimistic:devil:

Sorry cynical hermit the transition from optimistic to pessimistic made me temporarily grumpy :blush2:


:hugesmile:


Welcome, pull up a chair we are re-watching watership down because the unnecessary slaughter of bunnies makes us withdrawn and melancholy :(

[Kyle]

there is is an optimist trapped in every pessimist!.

And he's lost the key......

[thesheriff443]

And he's lost the key......

the key is in the mind!
open your mind and you can be free!

[x-evenstar-x]

Welcome, to reality.

Why thank you. :elephant:

[x-evenstar-x]

:hugesmile:


Welcome, pull up a chair we are re-watching watership down because the unnecessary slaughter of bunnies makes us withdrawn and melancholy :(

Oh god not water ship down!that was the thing of my nightmares as a child! Lol

[Kyle]

the key is in the mind!
open your mind and you can be free!

Have you ever heard of Pandora's box sheriff my good man?

[Kyle]

Oh god not water ship down!that was the thing of my nightmares as a child! Lol

Yes and aged 24 I still cannot overlook the beautiful vista of an English countryside without fearing it may turn red with blood.



Disgraceful film, and it's a fookin universal rating too! :conf:

[x-evenstar-x]

Yes and aged 24 I still cannot overlook the beautiful vista of an English countryside without fearing it may turn red with blood.



Disgraceful film, and it's a fookin universal rating too! :conf:

It should be at least a 15! That film is not for the eyes of children , I blame it for all my problems now lol.

[Kyle]

It should be at least a 15! That film is not for the eyes of children , I blame it for all my problems now lol.

It certainly is not. :joker:

[thesheriff443]

Have you ever heard of Pandora's box sheriff my good man?

no, not until I just googled it!
why?

[Natalie.]

But that joke isn't funny anymore, it's too close to home and it's too near the bone..... :elephant:

I've seen this happen in other peoples lives and now it's happening in mine :elephant:

[Verbal]

I think you all need to watch the 1987, Matthew Broderick movie, Project X.


Have fun!


Bloody Watership Down. :joker:

[Kyle]

no, not until I just googled it!
why?

When Pandora opened the box bad things came out. That's what would happen if I opened my mind :devil: :joker:

[Kyle]

I've seen this happen in other peoples lives and now it's happening in mine :elephant:

:elephant: :elephant: :elephant:


:hugesmile:

[x-evenstar-x]

:elephant: :elephant: :elephant:


:hugesmile:

I think the elephant is optimistic, it's a happy dancing elephant.

[Kyle]

I think the elephant is optimistic, it's a happy dancing elephant.

It's dancing in delight of the pessimism that oozes from this thread.


Do not be fooled by the elephant it knows not optimism :elephant:

[x-evenstar-x]

It's dancing in delight of the pessimism that oozes from this thread.


Do not be fooled by the elephant it knows not optimism :elephant:

I see, good elephants then :elephant:

[Livia]

Pessimists are just well-informed optimists.

[Kyle]

Pessimists are just well-informed optimists.


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