View Full Version : "I was on so many drugs I can't remember the hospital I had my sex change at!"
kistar
25-08-2013, 06:53 PM
Wtf! Lauren was saying when she had her sex change she was on so many drugs she doesn't remember where it took place?She also said she couldn't eat for 2 weeks and was strapped to a bed?
reece(:
25-08-2013, 06:54 PM
No clue but that whole conversation had me in hysterics as well as the one in the garden.
fingers
25-08-2013, 06:57 PM
Lauren is not known for her veracity.
kistar
25-08-2013, 06:59 PM
Lauren is not known for her veracity.
You would have thought she might have made some enquiries and found out by now ! It was 15 years ago!
I think she is going to be gold ...and I had to laugh at her not knowing if she had a big todger or not ! :joker:
kistar
25-08-2013, 07:01 PM
I think she is going to be gold ...and I had to laugh at her not knowing if she had a big todger or not ! :joker:
I know , and the fact she does have a 'deep' vagina, and Louis thinking that meant she surely must have had a big willy!
fingers
25-08-2013, 07:02 PM
You would have thought she might have made some enquiries and found out by now ! It was 15 years ago!
Knowing would not have the same effect!
south12345
25-08-2013, 07:02 PM
I think she will be fascinating to watch....
reece(:
25-08-2013, 07:03 PM
I know , and the fact she does have a 'deep' vagina, and Louis thinking that meant she surely must have had a big willy!
She and Louie have been TV gold together, so far.
fingers
25-08-2013, 07:04 PM
I think she will be fascinating to watch....
Just as long as you remember that she and ALL of her family are congenital liars.
kistar
25-08-2013, 07:04 PM
She and Louie have been TV gold together, so far.
Most of the stuff he says tho goes over her head tbh.
Just as long as you remember that she and ALL of her family are congenital liars.
Yep!..but I think that the blame for Lauren's ...[let's say condition] lay's solely at the feet of her parents Fingers...are you old enough to remember that little curly-haired toff that convinced me that he was going to be britain's answer to Einstein on that chat show about 25 years ago? [Wogan, I think?]...And did he fool you too? :joker:
...well he didn't just decide to pull that con/hoax by himself at that age did he...and that Keith Allen programme was astonishing to me!
The parents are the batty ones, and have infected him badly! :nono:...but I still enjoy seeing Lauren on tv...do you?
Pincho Paxton
25-08-2013, 07:30 PM
When she keeps talking about that deep vagina I expect to hear an echo! Huh what's that Lassie, somebody fell in Lauren's vagina again looking for wishing coins? Quick throw down a rope, and pull them out...
"I can't find a rope, but I've found a huge penis in a jar!"...
..."Throw it down!"
...Out pops Louie!... "Sufferin Succotash! that's one hell of a deep vagina!" he exclaims!
"Luckily Lauren had a huge penis which she kept in a jar!"
All's well that bends well!
fingers
25-08-2013, 07:34 PM
Yep!..but I think that the blame for Lauren's ...[let's say condition] lay's solely at the feet of her parents Fingers...are you old enough to remember that little curly-haired toff that convinced me that he was going to be britain's answer to Einstein on that chat show about 25 years ago? [Wogan, I think?]...And did he fool you too? :joker:
...well he didn't just decide to pull that con/hoax by himself at that age did he...and that Keith Allen programme was astonishing to me!
The parents are the batty ones, and have infected him badly! :nono:...but I still enjoy seeing Lauren on tv...do you?
You're dead right,Lex, and yes it was on Wogan and yes, I was fooled at the time, mind you I thought that he was a prat! I also found the Keith Allen programme very interesting particularly his father telling him just to say "1800s about" when he was unsure about something!
Yes I must admit to being mesmerized by her TV performances and just waiting for her to slip up and spout her venom when she is displeased!
anne666
25-08-2013, 07:42 PM
I feel sorry for her.
muchadoaboutnothing
25-08-2013, 07:52 PM
I feel sorry for her.
Me too. I hope she stays until the end of CBB as she makes for interesting viewing and her life story must be very interesting also. It can't have been easy for her.
south12345
25-08-2013, 08:31 PM
Just as long as you remember that she and ALL of her family are congenital liars.
I guess you are referring to the documentary Little Lady Fauntleroy made by Keith Allen...
I never saw the progarmme so cant comment..
Ill just take her for face value and what i see now. Im not saying she is a favourite of mine just fascinating to watch...
Patricia4
25-08-2013, 09:36 PM
I find her very funny.
kistar
25-08-2013, 10:36 PM
When she keeps talking about that deep vagina I expect to hear an echo! Huh what's that Lassie, somebody fell in Lauren's vagina again looking for wishing coins? Quick throw down a rope, and pull them out...
"I can't find a rope, but I've found a huge penis in a jar!"...
..."Throw it down!"
...Out pops Louie!... "Sufferin Succotash! that's one hell of a deep vagina!" he exclaims!
"Luckily Lauren had a huge penis which she kept in a jar!"
All's well that bends well!
:joker::joker::joker:
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