Pot Noodle etiquette

[Marc]

Am I the only person who drinks the remainder of the Pot Noodle once I've got as much noodles out as I possibly can with a fork?... :sad:

[Jake.]

Am I the only person who drinks the remainder of the Pot Noodle once I've got as much noodles out as I possibly can with a fork?... :sad:

No I do it too!

[MTVN]

You disgusting animal

[Z]

I've never had a Pot Noodle because I don't hate myself

[Marc]

I've never had a Pot Noodle because I don't hate myself

None of us believe that.

[Z]

None of us believe that.

Genuinely never had one

[Marc]

Genuinely never had one

No I meant the second part :joker:

[Glenn.]

I haven't had a pot noodle for so long. I think I was about 10 when I had one last.

[Josy]

That's the best thing about them tbh.

[Jake.]

I've never had a Pot Noodle because I don't hate myself

Try one now

[Lee.]

No, I kind of feel sick at the thought of drinking it.. I just put less water in than you're meant to so there's very little liquid left in the bottom!

[Roy Mars III]

nothing to do with Pot Noodles but I remember I used to go school with a guy who would drink the disgusting tuna water you get in a tuna can

[Indy]

I read that as "pool noodle" and it had a whole different context :blush2:

Is it any worse than drinking the milk after the cereal is gone?

[Z]

No I meant the second part :joker:

:laugh3:!!!

[Harry!]

Yes, it is lovely, like drinking a soup.

[Vicky.]

Never had a pot noodle, because I dont like noodles. But I judge all you dirty bastards who drink noodle water :bored:

[reece(:]

Oh god, how could you. :shocked:

[Kyle]

A real man has a Bombay bad boy with the whole sauce packet in it and finishes the lot without sipping any drink.





If you haven't done that your not a real man period.

[Shaun]

pot noodles are gross, let alone doing that with them

-cuts contract to appear in the Mole 7-

[Jake.]

A real man has a Bombay bad boy with the whole sauce packet in it and finishes the lot without sipping any drink.





If you haven't done that your not a real man period.

Had this today :love:

[Kyle]

Had this today :love:

With the sauce? Tell me did you have the sauce?






I love the flavour as it mingles in with the taste of sweat dripping down the face into your mouth.


Pure bliss.

[Z]

pot noodles are gross, let alone doing that with them

-cuts contract to appear in the Mole 7-

Sometimes I wonder if I've reached the total number of reasons why we are friends and then you continue to surprise me and I have to add yet another one on at the end

[Marc]

A real man has a Bombay bad boy with the whole sauce packet in it and finishes the lot without sipping any drink.





If you haven't done that your not a real man period.

That's the one I had lol

[Josy]

Well in that case then you are disgusting Marc..

The only pot noodle that is acceptable is Chicken & Mushroom tbh :idc:

[Kyle]

That's the one I had lol

Good man. I have respect for a man that takes on the BBB


Chicken and mushroom used to be good but once you've had BBB, spicy curry, that Kebab one and fajita flavour it became too bland for my demanding taste buds. :dance:

[Jake.]

With the sauce? Tell me did you have the sauce?






I love the flavour as it mingles in with the taste of sweat dripping down the face into your mouth.


Pure bliss.

Of course I had the bloody sauce! What do you take me for?

[Marc]

What about the limited edition Irn Bru and Haggis, Josy?

[Z]

What about the limited edition Irn Bru and Haggis?

Can you imagine how rancid that would taste :laugh2:

[Kyle]

Of course I had the bloody sauce! What do you take me for?

:hugesmile:


I'm so glad, I didn't want to have to tell you to go to New Look first thing tomorrow and buy yourself a bra for failing to live up to your duty as a man! :dance:

[Kyle]

What about the limited edition Irn Bru and Haggis, Josy?

I love irn bru and I love Haggis.


Get this idea sent to Pot Noodle now I'm serious!

[Jake.]

:hugesmile:


I'm so glad, I didn't want to have to tell you to go to New Look first thing tomorrow and buy yourself a bra for failing to live up to your duty as a man! :dance:

Don't worry my friend, there are a small number of us who live up to the challenge on a weekly basis

[Kyle]

Don't worry my friend, there are a small number of us who live up to the challenge on a weekly basis

A weekly basis?


Sir you are a greater man than I. I doth my fork to thee......

[Josy]

What about the limited edition Irn Bru and Haggis, Josy?

Depends where the haggis were bred :idc:

[Jake.]

A weekly basis?


Sir you are a greater man than I. I doth my fork to thee......

:laugh:

[Jake.]

What is haggis?

[Kyle]

Depends where the haggis were bred :idc:

I was told that Haggis has two legs shorter on one side so that when it stands on a hill it stands straight.


Whenever I go see my family in Livingston my Grandad still tells me that as if I'm going to believe him....

[Marc]

Depends where the haggis were bred :idc:

In the fields of gold.. Most of them had cancer though....:-/

[Z]

What is haggis?

It's a bird

[Jake.]

It's a bird

Ah okay, I always thought it was a funny looking sheep or something

[Lee.]

Well in that case then you are disgusting Marc..

The only pot noodle that is acceptable is Chicken & Mushroom tbh :idc:

Agreed!

[Lee.]

Ah okay, I always thought it was a funny looking sheep or something

:joker::joker::joker:

[Ramsay]

you make me sick
eating pot noddles with a fork? what the hell is this nonsense

[Benjamin]

I ****ing hate Pot Noodles. Tramp food.

[Jake.]

did you just call me a tramp you dirty sket?

[Z]

I ****ing hate Pot Noodles. Tramp food.

Preach it

[Lee.]

I hadn't eaten one for years until I had insane cravings for them when I was pregnant. I'm not sure if it was MSG I was craving, but they've taken that out of them now, and they're crap!

[Benjamin]

did you just call me a tramp you dirty sket?

I've called you worse and shall continue to do so. ;)

[Jake.]

I've called you worse and shall continue to do so. ;)

Not sure when you've called me worse tbh although now I'm worried :suspect:

[Kate!]

Never had a pot noodle, because I dont like noodles. But I judge all you dirty bastards who drink noodle water :bored:

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Not sure when you've called me worse tbh although now I'm worried :suspect:

I still think my Hello Kitty insult was my fave one to you.

[Jake.]

I still think my Hello Kitty insult was my fave one to you.

Which was that one, it rings a bell?

[Benjamin]

Which was that one, it rings a bell?

View our convo you lazy little scrotum. :idc:

[Jake.]

View our convo you lazy little scrotum. :idc:

Oh ffs you really are a complete prick :idc: fine I'll check

[x-evenstar-x]

I was told that Haggis has two legs shorter on one side so that when it stands on a hill it stands straight.


Whenever I go see my family in Livingston my Grandad still tells me that as if I'm going to believe him....

It's true!!! And they can only run one way else they will fall down the hill! :joker: