Poogate

[erinp5]

12.25am: Ewwwwwwwww! "Someone's pooed on the toilet seat." Is this a #CBB first? Bring back Detective Dan


Seriously Charlotte peeing the bed and now this.

[Tozzie]

:ahh but do we assume it is Charl who done the mucky deed..............eanie meanie miny mo, put the baby on the poh, when its done, wipe its bum with a piece of chewing gum, I think it was RON! :shocked::hugesmile::joker:

[erinp5]

12.29am: How many housemates does it take to investigate this stinkin' mystery


Why would you even think of having a look to see if you could identify the culprit.

[MTVN]

They were all crowded into the cubicle just now staring at it lol, doesn't look like it was Charlotte

[erinp5]

They were all crowded into the cubicle just now staring at it lol, doesn't look like it was Charlotte

Yuck!! If you know it's not you then that's all you need to know.

[alex_front2]

bb on c5 is being very glib with regards to HMs health welfare.

First it allowed deana to catch oral herpes from Ash, then it allowed charlotte to drink from communal milk carton (god knows what STDs* she has) then she sat on DR chair directly after weeing bed now poo gAte.

* I refuse to use abbreviation STI as it sounds too innocuous

[MTVN]

bb on c5 is being very glib with regards to HMs health welfare.

First it allowed deana to catch oral herpes from Ash, then it allowed charlotte to drink from communal milk carton (god knows what STDs* she has) then she sat on DR chair directly after weeing bed now poo gAte.

* I refuse to use abbreviation STI as it sounds too innocuous

They let Darryn drink Bobby's sweat during CBB8 as well lol

[Kizzy]

Allowing her in the diary room in that pissy frock.... What were they thinking?
I can't be doing with things like this tbh, I can't watch it if they show it as it will make me sick.

[erinp5]

Allowing her in the diary room in that pissy frock.... What were they thinking?
I can't be doing with things like this tbh, I can't watch it if they show it as it will make me sick.

I agree.It really is a step to far to watch Hms investigate/discuss someone's sh*t.

[Vanessa]

Sophie is pissing me off tonight. :mad:

[erinp5]

Sophie is pissing me off tonight. :mad:

Sophie pisses me off period.
Her ruddy voice droning on and on .And her upside down mouth gets on my last nerve.

[Vanessa]

Sophie pisses me off period.
Her ruddy voice droning on and on .And her upside down mouth gets on my last nerve.

Everytime she opens her mouth is to put someone down. :cloud:

[Kizzy]

This thread isn't about sophie... It's about **** and piss can we just stick to the topic?
Where's and marc and ryan? trust them to miss this :)

[Pincho Paxton]

It was Abz he said he had ass burgers! :joker:

[Mrluvaluva]

It must have been Louie. Did you notice he had a bit of a wind problem tonight? Belching and such like. I bet he was practicing a double pirouette with full leg kick spin in the bathroom and he just let slip. I doubt he's even aware.

[erinp5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llcGbIb-_5Y
llcGbIb-_5Y

[cfromhx02]

It might not be Charlotte but does anyone still believe her falling about drunk act she did the other night.Carol had it spot on.

She'd had less to drink and she'd told Carol and she's told us too that she used to act drunk often on Geordie Shore.She also put her knees first 1 of the times she feel out of bed to make sure she didn't hit the floor with her head first,


that is not the action of someone who is genuinely falling over drunk, and I can see her making herself pee in the bed to get the viewers to think she's funny and to want to vote to save her because they find that entertaining

[kistar]

It was Abz he said he had ass burgers! :joker:

:joker:

[calyman]

This thread isn't about sophie... It's about **** and piss can we just stick to the topic?
Where's and marc and ryan? trust them to miss this :)
This has to be one of the funniest lines I've read on this forum.
:laugh2:

[Cherie]

It must have been Louie. Did you notice he had a bit of a wind problem tonight? Belching and such like. I bet he was practicing a double pirouette with full leg kick spin in the bathroom and he just let slip. I doubt he's even aware.

:joker:

Charlotte will get the blame after recent events so good enough.

[Kyle]

It probably slipped out charlotte's mouth when she was saying something, everybody knows she talks sh*t.

[the truth]

whos the dried up Scottish bint? Geraldine mcieff is it? she would know the owner in a second, im guessing its carols log, she looks the sort

[anne666]

It wasn't the chav, she would have been sooooooo proud to claim it as her own.

[Daffodil]

ok, so if it wasn't done deliberately, it was done by someone sitting too far back....or with a big bum. Sorry Ron, he has the biggest bum! lol Mind you Louie's sticks out a lot too.

:pipe: :pipe: :pipe:

[Ellen]

It was carol, she's a little S**t stirrer :joker:

[Jemal]

Knowing the idiotic majority of the British public they will save her for bloody missing the toilet when having a ****. Someone give me a kit kat cause i need a break.

[Pincho Paxton]

Knowing the idiotic majority of the British public they will save her for bloody missing the toilet when having a ****. Someone give me a kit kat cause i need a break.

Take a break have a Quick Crap! :joker:

[anne666]

This thread isn't about sophie... It's about **** and piss can we just stick to the topic?
Where's and marc and ryan? trust them to miss this :)

It's called the Charlotte effect.:dance:

[the truth]

shes a huge fave on the audience with chimps on BBBots....what a dreadful crock of sh*te that show is....last nights was the worst ever.....in between the in jokes and drivel screaming fake laughter and then rambling about their own night out last night, like nayone gives a damn?....rylan was a farce and aj just fake giggled her way through it all...I shall not bother watching this c*ckrot again

[Marsh.]

This thread isn't about sophie... It's about **** and piss can we just stick to the topic?
Where's and marc and ryan? trust them to miss this :)

:joker:

[Marsh.]

I presume it's some **** has somehow been left on the seat rather than someone's actually took a full dump and balanced the full log on the edge? :laugh:

[Northern Monkey]

bb on c5 is being very glib with regards to HMs health welfare.

First it allowed deana to catch oral herpes from Ash, then it allowed charlotte to drink from communal milk carton (god knows what STDs* she has) then she sat on DR chair directly after weeing bed now poo gAte.

* I refuse to use abbreviation STI as it sounds too innocuous

Don't forget Gina only washing once in 2 months

[Pincho Paxton]

Louie said I don't want to suck a dead fish up my sphincter, maybe he did? :joker:

[the truth]

theres onle 1 solution they should have a task for that idiot charlotte and to become the gobsh*te she really is and eat her own faeces

[Vanessa]

Get Dan is there to find out who did it! :dance:

[the truth]

Get Dan is there to find out who did it! :dance:

just check charlottes rim , theres no way it was a clean delivery

[Vanessa]

just check charlottes rim , theres no way it was a clean delivery

:joker: ROLF

[Northern Monkey]

just check charlottes rim , theres no way it was a clean delivery

Eeew!Now that's not a job for the feint hearted.lol

[Pincho Paxton]

:joker: ROLF

Don't say ROLF, haven't you read today's news! :shocked:

[Vanessa]

Don't say ROLF, haven't you read today's news! :shocked:

No. :hugesmile:

[Northern Monkey]

Don't say ROLF, haven't you read today's news! :shocked:

ROFL :joker:

[Vanessa]

So, who do we think did it? Charlotte for me. Maybe she was drunk and doesn't remember ? :joker:

[Pincho Paxton]

Well the cameras would have the proof of the last person that went in there.

[Vanessa]

Well the cameras would have the proof of the last person that went in there.

But maybe BB won't tell them who did it. They like the arguments. :hugesmile:

[Northern Monkey]

So, who do we think did it? Charlotte for me. Maybe she was drunk and doesn't remember ? :joker:

I'm possibly thinking Ron did a particularly sticky one and when he was wiping, The paper was slipping around and spreading said excrement around his anal area and onto one of his large bum cheeks,He's a big lad and could be clumsy.Then he wiped the poop on the seat without knowing from his ass :)

[Vanessa]

I'm possibly thinking Ron did a particularly sticky one and when he was wiping, The paper was slipping around and spreading said excrement around his anal area and onto one of his large bum cheeks,He's a big lad and could be clumsy.Then he wiped the poop on the seat without knowing from his ass :)

:joker:

[Marsh.]

Ok, this thread's taking a particularly revolting turn. :laugh:

[Pincho Paxton]

Ok, this thread's taking a particularly revolting turn. :laugh:

Yes, there's too much toilet humour! :nono:

[the truth]

big brother should also do the dirty and grass up on the phantom pooper, clearly the whole show has gone down the toilet ....and the rim

[Waynoo]

I think it was ron aswell. Hes 73 so didnt do it on purpose.

[chuff me dizzy]

bb on c5 is being very glib with regards to HMs health welfare.

First it allowed deana to catch oral herpes from Ash, then it allowed charlotte to drink from communal milk carton (god knows what STDs* she has) then she sat on DR chair directly after weeing bed now poo gAte.

* I refuse to use abbreviation STI as it sounds too innocuous

After the skank had drank from the milk carton ,Bruce walked into the garden carrying it, to put in someone tea ,that is a vile habit ,and something I would swing for if one of my children did it,never mind a stranger with a skanky sex life,I thought too about the chair ,hope someone went in with the dettol after she had left, I would have made her lick the chair clean .....dirty cow

[mizzy25]

why didn't who ever did the poo just bloody clean it? dirty gits!

[Vanessa]

why didn't who ever did the poo just bloody clean it? dirty gits!

Maybe they were drunk? LOL :joker:

[Marc]

Who sh**s on the seat, seriously

[flamingGalah!]

This show is seriously getting disgusting now... Who on earth sh*ts on a toilet seat??? If it was Charlotte she would have done it on the sofa or someones face...

[chuff me dizzy]

Maybe they were drunk? LOL :joker:

No excuse

[the truth]

oh the pooper was drunk that's ok then.....the excuse for all ills......they may as well go to court poop in the judges face,,,sorry you honour im pi**ed so it don't count

[Pincho Paxton]

My cat has a hairy bum, and sometimes the poo sticks until it runs around for a bit. Who in the house has a hairy bum, maybe they had to shake it off?

[the truth]

great point the bottom inspectors should certainly employ the hairy bum / vagina strategy

[Kyle]

Mirror, mirror on big brothers wall. Who has the hairiest ass off them all?











It's Carol

[Pincho Paxton]

Mirror, mirror on big brothers wall. Who has the hairiest ass off them all?











It's Carol

If it's like my cat, look for somebody running around the house at 90mph with their ass out of their pants.

[Deebo]

Was this on the regular daily show? I caught up on a few last night but don't remember seeing this poogate footage. I was pretty drunk mind you