Side-Ball

[Daffodil]

The clip of Mario dancing in a mankini nearly made me die! Almost everything was showing. Dear Courtney danced on oblivious. Loved Emma's 'side-ball' comment. I think it was nearly a complete ball! lol

:o:o:o

[Pincho Paxton]

I can't watch that bit, I'll have to turn the TV over.

[Daffodil]

I can't watch that bit, I'll have to turn the TV over.

Please do. If I had known beforehand, I would not have watched. It was EXCRUCIATING!
:o :nono: :bawling:

[fingers]

Please do. If I had known beforehand, I would not have watched. It was EXCRUCIATING!
:o :nono: :bawling:

He didn't enjoy it much either!

[the truth]

I love to prance round the garden in a mankini of an afternoon

[daniel-lewis-1985]

I liked seeing his scrotum.

Wouldn't mind tea bagging it.

Yes im that perverted.

It really takes something to be able to pull off a mankini.

[anne666]

What a tiny penis! Most disappointing. I was waiting for the usual explanation of the meagerly endowed. Grower not a shower.:elephant:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

What a tiny penis! Most disappointing. I was waiting for the usual explanation of the meagerly endowed. Grower not a shower.:elephant:

Size queen!

[anne666]

Size queen!

I know! But really? :joker::joker::joker:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

I know! But really? :joker::joker::joker:

Think Lucy said he had a teeny weeny though lol.

Shame.

[anne666]

Think Lucy said he had a teeny weeny though lol.

Shame.

Bet he's also told himself size doesn't matter . Must have if he thinks he's a lothario. No woman could give him that title surely? Ah bless :joker::joker:

[fingers]

Maybe he was sporting a prosthetic "piece" when he debuted on Towie and came out of the shower to triumphantly drop his towel?

[Beso]

I imagine carols got it tucked under her pillow for a good old sniff later tonight.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Bet he's also told himself size doesn't matter . Must have if he thinks he's a lothario. No woman could give him that title surely? Ah bless :joker::joker:

Nothing worse than a small penis darting towards your face.

[fingers]

Mario debuts on Towie
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[CaudleHalbard]

:joker:

[anne666]

Mario debuts on Towie
12g-wD66MZ0

SEE I was right :devil:She was straight out of the door I bet :joker::joker::joker:

[anne666]

Nothing worse than a small penis darting towards your face.

Or towards any other part of you.:bawling::bawling:

[Pincho Paxton]

I'm definitely turning over! :yuk:

[the truth]

i must confess the mankini isn't the best outfit for a raging horn..it squiggles the cheesebags and crushes the pipe....many a times its shrivelled mine down to 10 inches

[fingers]

i must confess the mankini isn't the best outfit for a raging horn..it squiggles the cheesebags and crushes the pipe....many a times its shrivelled mine down to 10 inches

:joker::dance::joker::nono:

[Pincho Paxton]

i must confess the mankini isn't the best outfit for a raging horn..it squiggles the cheesebags and crushes the pipe....many a times its shrivelled mine down to 10 inches

You should write for Mills And Boon! :joker:

[anne666]

i must confess the mankini isn't the best outfit for a raging horn..it squiggles the cheesebags and crushes the pipe....many a times its shrivelled mine down to 10 inches

There are pigs flying passed my window :joker:

[Daffodil]

I liked seeing his scrotum.

Wouldn't mind tea bagging it.

Yes im that perverted.

It really takes something to be able to pull off a mankini.

What's tea-bagging? Is that when you put it in hot water and squish it around with a spoon?

[Pincho Paxton]

What's tea-bagging? Is that when you put it in hot water and squish it around with a spoon?


So it was you who went past my window, legs held in the air, walking on your hands, just because you wanted to try the wheelbarrow position! :joker:

[Heaven = Winner]

i must confess the mankini isn't the best outfit for a raging horn..it squiggles the cheesebags and crushes the pipe....many a times its shrivelled mine down to 10 inches

:joker:

[smeagol]

he has a saggy arse it wasn't pretty,

[alex_front2]

I can't watch that bit, I'll have to turn the TV over.

You and Daffodil protest too much! I bet you both are recording Mario's performance and will re-wind at leisure. Don't worry I won't tell anyone! :joker: !!

[smudgie]

Well it cheered me up, especially the looks on the faces of the other h/m's.
:joker: