Being dumped

[Jack.]

I was dumped by my ex a few days ago . I found out yesterday she is already seeing someone . She's left me for a woman . I know I'm not beautiful but the person she has left me for looks like a cross of heather trott and a pig .

[Shaun]

mhm

[Ramsay]

threesome

[Jack.]

threesome

Don't funking fancy yucking heather trott tbh liked

[Ramsay]

heather trott always came off as someone who looks like she's crazy in the sack though

[Ammi]

..just remember Jack that she 'dumped' you because you don't look like a cross between Heather Trott and a pig..and you'll find someone who truly appreciates you...

[Kyle]

I was dumped by my ex a few days ago . I found out yesterday she is already seeing someone . She's left me for a woman . I know I'm not beautiful but the person she has left me for looks like a cross of heather trott and a pig .

Look at it this way, if she did something like that to you then your better off away from her now rather than if you have a commitment like a kid or marriage etc.


My advice, from someone who has been dumped a fair few times (no surprise I know) slap on some smiths, Get a bit angry and get a punch bag. It's a good release for all that tension and you can imagine its pig woman too.

[Jesus.]

Lezzers gon lez.

[AnnieK]

Mmm well... Plenty more fish and all that...

[Jesus.]

I think it's his ex's love of fish that got him into this mess. You didn't need to go there Annie.

[AnnieK]

LOL....ok plenty more pebbles on the beach (still slightly fish themed but not quite so blatant)

[Black Dagger]

nvm

[Jake.]

heather trott always came off as someone who looks like she's crazy in the sack though

Exactly, she's got the edge

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Do you think you turned her lesbian?

[Kyle]

Rock lobster

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[Jack.]

Do you think you turned her lesbian?

Well she was bi when I met her . Don't know what the **** she is now tbh

[Jesus.]

She still sounds fairly bi to me.

[michael21]

I was dumped by my ex a few days ago . I found out yesterday she is already seeing someone . She's left me for a woman . I know I'm not beautiful but the person she has left me for looks like a cross of heather trott and a pig .

MDtSf9pseOw

[Jack.]

MDtSf9pseOw

Thank :hugesmile:

[Josy]

Time to buy a big bag of maltesers and listen to some D:Ream - Things Can Only Get Better on repeat.

You will feel much better in no time at all.

[T*]

MDtSf9pseOw

It sounds like a leprehcaun saying "Cauliflower"

[Niamh.]

Mmm well... Plenty more fish and all that...

I think it's his ex's love of fish that got him into this mess. You didn't need to go there Annie.

LOL....ok plenty more pebbles on the beach (still slightly fish themed but not quite so blatant)

:laugh2:

[Jack.]

Thanks everyone :)

[sooty]

Things Can Only Get Better.


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Lucky Escape!

[Alf]

Stay single son

It's the future

[Kizzy]

Looks aren't everything... I'm gorgeous and I'm single, you have to ask yourself what could be improved on?

[Z]

Looks aren't everything... I'm gorgeous and I'm single, you have to ask yourself what could be improved on?

It's hard being a triple threat isn't it!

My friend once came out with an absolute cracker: "Having standards is only cock blocking yourself." I've always loved that :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

mhm

:joker: