The X Factor Sat 31 Aug Season 10 Episode 1 Discussion thread

[Samm]

The talent extravaganza returns with a new look for its 10th series and welcomes Sharon Osbourne back to the judges' desk in her first permanent role on the show since 2007. Replacing Tulisa, she joins Gary Barlow, Nicole Scherzinger and Louis Walsh (who recently announced this will be his final year) to search for the nation's next singing sensation. In a change to the usual format, The X Factor will be shown twice a week from the very beginning, with Saturdays initially dedicated to the closed-room auditions that fans will remember from the first five years of the show. The most impressive acts then progress to Wembley Arena on Sundays to face their second performances in front of an audience of thousands. Dermot O'Leary hosts

8PM on ITV

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[Black Dagger]

So ready :dance:

The act I am going to stan are apaz on tonight.

[Drew.]

what a great bunch

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BS2pZmZCQAAXPhG.jpg

[Samm]

what a great bunch

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BS2pZmZCQAAXPhG.jpg

There all great if they replaced Gary with Simon It would be the best line up in Talent show history

[Drew.]

There all great if they replaced Gary with Simon It would be the best line up in Talent show history

Gary is a great guy.. has produced some fine moments during his time on the show

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/article-1351451927818-15b9d774000005dc-174773_466x259.jpg

[Samm]

Gary is a great guy.. has produced some fine moments during his time on the show

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/article-1351451927818-15b9d774000005dc-174773_466x259.jpg

He's alright simon is way better but Gary was a bit better last year did not watch Much X factor in 2011

[MeMyselfAndI]

Lmao, I always hated Gary. But after that Tulisa moment I loved him :laugh3:

[Samm]

Thank God Tulisa has gone she was a S*** Judge :bored:

[Drew.]

yeah Tulisa was awful.. Sharon will make the live shows twice as good now she's back

[Marc]

what a great bunch

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BS2pZmZCQAAXPhG.jpg

Who's the guy far left?

[Black Dagger]

Tulisa was great on her first series.

She was a miserable twat last year, her only good moment was saving Rylan in week 5, then had the nerve two weeks later to be all 'YOU HAVE TO VOTE THE GOOD SINGERS WE NEED THEM, VOTE THE RIGHT PEOPLE' I did, I voted Rylan because he didn't bore me to death, do one bitch.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Matt Richardson

[Drew.]

Who's the guy far left?

Matt Richardson, new Xtra Factor host

[Samm]

http://xfactor.itv.com/2013/photos/insider/see_the-x-factor-contestants-episode-1-preview_item_300081.htm

[Samm]

Past X factor launch ratings
2004 4.9m
2005 6.6m
2006 7.0m
2007 9.5m
2008 10.2m
2009 9.9m
2010 11.1m
2011 10.8m
2012 8.1m

[Jordan.]

Last year was a flop, 2010 http://a.mod-site.net/s/appl.gif

[Samm]

Last year was a flop, 2010 http://a.mod-site.net/s/appl.gif

It was because 2011 was So bad I Only watched the first episode of 2011 and some Live shows

[Gstar]

Last year was a flop, 2010 http://a.mod-site.net/s/appl.gif

Cher :lovedup:

It's weird to think that more people watched the big brother launch in 2004 than the X Factor launch. Wish I could say the same now :joker:

[reece(:]

So excited for Sharon and Lou Lou :lovedup:

[Samm]

Cher :lovedup:

It's weird to think that more people watched the big brother launch in 2004 than the X Factor launch. Wish I could say the same now :joker:

It's the same with BB6 (:worship:) Got more than the X factor in that year

[Harry!]

Can't wait to watch tonight :)

[Gstar]

It's the same with BB6 (:worship:) Got more than the X factor in that year

And rightly so! :worship:

[reece(:]

Will this be clashing with CBB?

[Black Dagger]

Nah, CBB is on at 10.

[reece(:]

Nah, CBB is on at 10.
Brill, Saturday nights with CBB and X Factor are the bombhttp://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/c3ed7b23.gif

[reece(:]

Oh and the one reason why Tulisa was a cringe
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[reece(:]

5 mins http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/67d90ee8.gif

[Jordan.]

It's time to find the next Cher Lloyd http://a.mod-site.net/s/appl.gif (never gonna happen but they can try)

[Jemal]

Where the **** is Simon?

[Samm]

3 Mins :dance:

[Black Dagger]

I wonder if they'll be showing the act I'll be stanning for the next god knows how long tonight :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

They are supposedly on tonight or tomorrow anyway.

[Jemal]

No seriously i thought Simon was back lol

[Black Dagger]

We have Gazza instead :sad:

[reece(:]

No seriously i thought Simon was back lol
He will be on the live shows (through skype)http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/8f70c6ea.gif

[reece(:]

Dermot voiceover :laugh2:

[Samm]

:dance: on now

[reece(:]

**** off One Erection

[Jemal]

Yea Gary's not bad. I just thought Simon was back lol

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:

[Jemal]

LOL Through Skype?
Meh.

[reece(:]

Chicken factory :worship:

[Drew.]

chicken factory bloke :worship:

[Samm]

Sharron :love:

[Jemal]

Ah Leona Lewis. Enter my bed pls

[reece(:]

Who are these randoms??

[Braden]

That tattoo.

Omfg.

[Jemal]

Oh fk one ****eection

[Jordan.]

Mrs O :worship:

[reece(:]

Mrs O :worship:

[GypsyGoth]

I think fair play to 1D, it gives the show more credibility.

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Samm]

Mrs O :lovedup:

[Jordan.]

the grannies :joker:

[Jemal]

Ok Nicole babe, time to enter my bed x

[GypsyGoth]

The auditions looks a lot like the way american idol does it.

[arista]

On ITV1HD

[Jemal]

Oh god my TL is just gonna be filled loool

[Harry!]

I'm ready.

[Brother Leon]

Thank the lord Nicole stayed.

[Gstar]

I'm not watching it yet, I'm still in the kebab shop.. how classy is my life

[Jemal]

Jesus Christ who Are these beautiful women LMFAO?

[Jordan.]

Still using Gangnam Style in 2013...

[Ammi]

..I'm more excited about Sharon being back than the acts..

[Drew.]

**** sakes.. still using that gangnam song

[Jake.]

Just seems like one huge montage

[Kazanne]

for all the X Factor gets slagged off,I love it when it starts.

[reece(:]

Still using Gangnam Style in 2013...
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/8f70c6ea.gif

[Black Dagger]

Luke Friend :amazed:

I've followed him pre-show and I love his youtube covers.

[reece(:]

Dirty bastard.

[Samm]

Ewww unhygienic

[Ammi]

for all the X Factor gets slagged off,I love it when it starts.

..it's always the same with all of them though isn't it..the launch lol..

[Jemal]

Lmao. Someone give him shampoo. Nine bloody months.

[Jemal]

Ok voice nothing special.

[Braden]

Omg people ruining whether they're good or not.

I'll cut you bitches.

[Ammi]

..Stand By Me..:love:..

[Samm]

Meh

[Black Dagger]

Urgh, I love him :love:

[Jake.]

Great song

[Jordan.]

Needs to go wash his hair and burn those clothes even a charity shop refused

[Drew.]

no doubt he'll get through and then put together with a bunch of others to form a boy band

[Black Dagger]

Not got time for his greasy hair though :nono:

[GypsyGoth]

He has a nice complexion.

[Brother Leon]

Winner.

[Ammi]

..he has great hair and style//

[Braden]

Love the song but meh at him.

[Kazanne]

..it's always the same with all of them though isn't it..the launch lol..

Well for me,it signals Autumn,kids going back to school and dark nights.:hugesmile:

[Gstar]

-waits for some black divas-

[Kizzy]

Ok... he's good shave the mop and you're in.

[Jemal]

no doubt he'll get through and then put together with a bunch of others to form a boy band

Seen that before lmao

[Kazanne]

I like Luke. already.

[Ammi]

Well for me,it signals Autumn,kids going back to school and dark nights.:hugesmile:

..ahhhh :love:...perfect...

[reece(:]

Not my cuppa tea

[Gstar]

I couldn't see what he looked like but was it worse than Frankie Cocozza?

[Drew.]

Well for me,it signals Autumn,kids going back to school and dark nights.:hugesmile:

love this time of the year

[Lee.]

Luke is very good!

[Jemal]

No homo. But hes a good looking lad

[Samm]

S*** voice but he is hot

[GypsyGoth]

I couldn't see what he looked like but was it worse than Frankie Cocozza?

Luke was more round faced and had a big smile, plus hair like a mop.

[Kazanne]

love this time of the year

me too,the nights seem to be drawing in already:hugesmile:

[Lee.]

No homo. But hes a good looking lad

Who? Luke?

[Jake.]

You are cringeyyyy

[Black Dagger]

OH HELLO ALEJANDRO, GIVE ME YOUR WILLY.

average voice tho.

[Jemal]

Who? Luke?

Alenjadro. The guy who likes nicole

[reece(:]

Role model sob story.... piss off!

[Drew.]

bringing a football team with him :joker:

[Jordan.]

BRING ON THE FREAKS they make the room auditions better.

[Gstar]

"no homo" :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

OH HELLO ALEJANDRO, GIVE ME YOUR WILLY.


:laugh2:

[Samm]

Sounds like a Girls :joker:

[reece(:]

BRING ON THE FREAKS they make the room auditions better.
:worship:

[Lee.]

He's just got a copycat voice

[Black Dagger]

Tom Mann :love:

[Jake.]

Too much of a carbon copy imo

[Kazanne]

Role model sob story.... piss off!

Good God,at least give the lad a chance:nono:

[Ammi]

He's just got a copycat voice

..I thought it was a bit karaoke as well..*sounds like Simon*..

[Jemal]

Ah yes a black dude, make me proud bro!

[reece(:]

Good God,at least give the lad a chance:nono:
He was **** anyway :idc:

[Black Dagger]

He reminds me of a young Lenny Henry :love:

[reece(:]

I think this guy is gonna be bad... :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

Hahahaha

[Lee.]

Oh dear

[Drew.]

:laugh2:

[Kazanne]

Sharons face,LOL,LOL

[Jemal]

LMFAOOOOOOO, ah there goes him making me proud

[Jordan.]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y263/ruby_fire/Smilies/sicksmilie.gif

[Jake.]

wtf is he doing

[Samm]

:laugh:

[Ammi]

He reminds me of a young Lenny Henry :love:

..haha..you remind me of a young Nathan..

[reece(:]

:joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

Now THAT was ****

[smudgie]

:devil::joker::joker::joker::joker: I think I just done a little charlotte

[reece(:]

His friend's face :laugh2:

[Kizzy]

First whacko....

[Lee.]

Surely some if these people are dared to go and do this??

[Black Dagger]

Is he dying?

[Drew.]

Yeaahhhh uh uh uh ahhhh

[Ammi]

..show stopper...

[Jake.]

Sharon :joker:

[Samm]

Demorts face :joker:

[Jordan.]

Gary :joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

LOL @ Gary

[Ammi]

..he almost got 3 yeses..

[smudgie]

:joker: at gaa aa aaary

[Black Dagger]

LMFAO Gary. He needs to make one liners like that and I'll love him.

Past 2 series he's been a ****ing knob.

[Jemal]

The guy travelled from london to fool himself. Sometimes i question people's motives.

[Brother Leon]

Gary carrying the panel as usual I see.

[GypsyGoth]

Surely some if these people are dared to go and do this??

I really think they just haven't a clue how bad they are. I bet a lot of the mental ones never have sung before in front of anyone.

[Kazanne]

Aw that little pug,lol

[Jemal]

His friend's face :laugh2:

Im sorry but does she actually think hes good? Why can't she just stop him from going to fool himself :laugh3:

[reece(:]

Im sorry but does she actually think hes good? Why can't she just stop him from going to fool himself :laugh3:
She definitely knew he was ****

[jackc1806]

The show is still missing Simon.

Much better than last year though, apart from Rylan:love:

J Star was such a fr eee aaa k

[Kazanne]

Yes would have been A1 with Simon there aswell

[Jemal]

We now have a chicken nugget burger. Lol

[CaudleHalbard]

I love these audition episodes! :D

[Ammi]

..is Simon going to do any of the televised ones..?..

[reece(:]

No one gives a **** about the 5th judge:bored:

[jackc1806]

..is Simon going to do any of the televised ones..?..

Don't think so :(

[Jemal]

That's bullcrap that is,

[Ammi]

Don't think so :(
...ahh, thanks Jack...:love:..

[Jemal]

Oh my days? Pls no..

[reece(:]

Seen the preview for this audition :joker:

[Samm]

Another Crazy one

[GypsyGoth]

Another Crazy one

Seems so :laugh:

[smudgie]

Cheese sarnies...very rock and roll

[Black Dagger]

Oh a rock act, found my favourite :joker:

[Jordan.]

It's getting less rock and roll by the second :joker:

[jackc1806]

...ahh, thanks Jack...:love:..

:( :love: he might do the ringing up to tell the judges their categories

[Samm]

He's not bad

[Jemal]

Tbh hes ok, meh

[reece(:]

Cringeee :joker:

[Kazanne]

LOL,LOL

[jackc1806]

Want a cheese sandwich now

[Jordan.]

Crap

[jackc1806]

Average

[Black Dagger]

He was nice, but I doubt he's slaying Jamie Archer as the best rock act :hmph:

[Jemal]

If that was rock, then Michael Jackson isnt the king of pop.

[Ammi]

:( :love: he might do the ringing up to tell the judges their categories

..yeah he does that I think..?...maybe he'll do the final..:amazed:..

[jackc1806]

'but the hair is good'

[Lee.]

I kind of like him

[Jake.]

goodbye

[Kazanne]

aw I liked him

[Jordan.]

Thank god for that

[zakman440]

Fil!

[reece(:]

Don't hold your breath guys... :joker:

[jackc1806]

..yeah he does that I think..?...maybe he'll do the final..:amazed:..

I'd love that! :love:

[smudgie]

Ahhh he should have ditched the rock and roll.....and went for the Glam rock.

[Ammi]

I kind of like him

..I did as well, I liked his hair, like a young Jim Morrison..

[Jake.]

Don't hold your breath guys... :joker:

He's coming back?

[Kazanne]

Oh looks like he's back,lol

[Jordan.]

Oh god why

[jackc1806]

Smashed a cup amazing

[Black Dagger]

LMFAO YES FIL! :worship:

[Jemal]

Hands someone a gun, kill me pls.

[reece(:]

He's coming back?
:laugh:

[Samm]

:joker:

[Ammi]

....Fil,,:worship:..

[jackc1806]

Oh, he has an undertop on omg maybe it wasn't set up

[smudgie]

Rock on Fil:joker:

[Lee.]

..I did as well, I liked his hair, like a young Jim Morrison..

Yes!! But something James blunty about him too :)

[reece(:]

Here's the freaks :laugh2:

[Samm]

Oh god what is he wearing

[Jake.]

:joker: lmfao

[Lee.]

Sweet Jesus

[Samm]

Suck me free

[smudgie]

Oh god, pass.me the tena...

[Kazanne]

OMG Fabulous,LOL

[reece(:]

Louis laugh :laugh3:

[Jordan.]

FFS the cartwheel :joker:

[Jemal]

I know Sharon's back but their building and playing up to it abit tooo much imo.

[Samm]

Sharron :joker:

[Black Dagger]

****IN ELL OSBOURNE :joker:

[Jake.]

Why am I watching this :joker:

[Kazanne]

Rock on Dudley

[Samm]

What about gary barlow do you like him NO

[Kizzy]

Fil needs corrupting.......... :D

[reece(:]

Air hostess :laugh3:

[Black Dagger]

'WE'RE MISERABLE AND WE AIN'T DOING THAT ****' queen :love:

[jackc1806]

Sharon I love you

[Kazanne]

Fil needs corrupting.......... :D

Ah ya strumpet and I bet your the one to do it:devil:

[GypsyGoth]

Sharon :laugh2: :worship:

[Jake.]

Sharon :lovedup:

[Jemal]

This is a great song. Old school tunes > new school.

[Samm]

Louis and Sharron laugh make me laugh

[Drew.]

god i love this show

[smudgie]

This show is fantastic for lifting your spirits.:hugesmile:

[Ammi]

..I missed that last one because I went to get a drink..:sad:..

[Samm]

Least we don't have the crowd shouting OUT OUT OUT

[Ammi]

Least we don't have the crowd shouting OUT OUT OUT

..:laugh:..

[Jemal]

Oh Hello... Enter my bed baby girls x.

[Jordan.]

16 D:

[Jake.]

:amazed:

[Black Dagger]

One is clearly going to be better than the other, they said it didn't work and they tell one to audition solo and they'll slay it :pipe:

[Ammi]

..:lovedup:..

[Samm]

Good voices

[Jemal]

The girl on my left is my dream girl. Like proper lol.
So weird.

[GypsyGoth]

Yea they should be solo singers.

[Harry!]

I love Sharon so much tonight!

[Jake.]

Much better solo

[reece(:]

Dilemma time!!!!

[Jordan.]

One with the beanie on her own please

[Lee.]

God I hate that kind of voice

[Ammi]

I love Sharon so much tonight!

..she's a goddess, Harry..

[GypsyGoth]

One with the beanie on her own please

Yep her voice is beautiful.

[reece(:]

Beanie girl <333333333

[smudgie]

Wow..

[Ammi]

..oh wow the blonde one has a great voice..

[Braden]

I like the one with the beanie :love:

[Jordan.]

They're both good tbf, should send them both through.

[Samm]

I like both of them :bawling: