The 'Be Sarcastic About All The CBB Housemates Thread'

[Daffodil]

I love the way the women are so sensible this year.

[MrWong]

Bruce is an amazing housemate.

[Pincho Paxton]

Charlotte could have 6 pints and sleep in my bed anytime!

[Benji_]

Carol is such an honest, genuine, lovely, caring person.

[mr rochester]

I haven't been waiting for someone to create this thread...

[Benji_]

I love how Sophie is just so kind to Lauren

[reece(:]

Carol is a role model for all women her age.

[mr rochester]

Bring back Ron...

[Pincho Paxton]

Louie is the best dancer I have ever seen!

[mr rochester]

Mario won't get any stick whatsoever from his male friends for wearing that lovely lime-green mankini...

[karezza]

I love Abz's Jamaican accent.

[kistar]

I'd love to run my fingers through Abzs hair

[MrWong]

Bruce is such a calm, gentle soul.

[Jack_]

Dustin, Abz and Bruce are the stars of the show. TV gold at its finest

[jonny123]

I'm sure Carol's family will be extremely proud of her the way she's behaved.
Well done; you're a lady & I'm a fan.

[karezza]

Charlotte is an excellent role model for all decent young women.

[kistar]

Courtney could do with a bit more up top.

[karezza]

I wish I was as camp as Louie.

[Withano]

Charlotte was brought up well, the parents done a damn good job not ruining a human.

[Jack_]

People understand that Charlotte's an exaggerated character

[jonny123]

Lauren's gonna make great wife one day........................

[jonny123]

I'd like to go for a pint with Bruce........................

[Benji_]

Lauren is very boring and plain

[MrWong]

If it wasn't for Abz I wouldn't be watching.

Abz FTW!

[karezza]

Courtney's father must be so proud that his daughter married a man older than him.

[karezza]

I am looking forward to Dustin's best bits.

[jonny123]

If you thought Louis Spence was just idiot.......................you've been proved wrong

[karezza]

Sophie has lovely lips.

[smeagol]

sophie is really over her past she dont wear it like a badge
charlotte is a lady the ideal marriage material
courtney is a fat hobbit
loulie speaks without a lisp
lauren doesn;t look like herman monster
abz is really black
dustin is funny
carol is not a bitter bitch
bruce has no issues at all

[Pincho Paxton]

Lauren is a woman :devil:

[Calderyon]

Carol always tells the truth. You can always count on her.

Bruce is so calm and collected man. He never gets angry.

Charlotte, yeah. That´s a classy lady. So good mannered.

[Pincho Paxton]

Abz would be brilliant in Hamlet!

To Be or not to be innit!

[Napoleon_Solo.]

Mario in that mankini made me physically sick!:hugesmile:

[mr rochester]

Carol is the epitome of sobriety...

[Pincho Paxton]

You see her here, you see her there, Vicky Entwistle is everywhere!

[MrWong]

Lauren wants to go.

[mr rochester]

Ron always waits for someone to finish speaking before he starts stabbing his index finger at them...

[kistar]

Courtney is a bit over dressed !

[kistar]

Lauren looks great for her age.

[Benji_]

Charlotte is the equivalent to Gina!!

[Pincho Paxton]

I'd just like to axe you all a question... "Does Carol drink?"

[Dionkan]

Charlotte is a well brought up young girl

[mr rochester]

Bruce longed to sit and let Lauren comfort him for much longer after Ron left...

[mr rochester]

Mario tailored his own lovely lime-green tankini

[mr rochester]

After Lauren had been saved she made Courtney feel so much better about her possible imminent eviction by not mentioning herself at all when they hugged...Courtney did not look afraid at all...and was not shocked to hear Lauren say WE have got through...

[mr rochester]

When Lauren was on This Morning she did NOT say she hated the word Transgender...

[kistar]

When Lauren was on This Morning she did NOT say she hated the word Transgender...

:joker:

[Pincho Paxton]

I wish that Courtney would put some clothes on!

[karezza]

Abz is the life and soul of the party.

[jonny123]

Shame Ron was evicted......I feel he had a lot more to offer.

[Pincho Paxton]

Sophie should go and get some Botox treatment.

[Ellen]

Mario is very gentle with women

[Ellen]

Sophie isnt a know it all.

[anne666]

Mario is well endowed.

[karezza]

Courtney's breasts are in proportion to the rest of her little body.

[kistar]

Mario is not even a bit good looking.

[Pincho Paxton]

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all...

...Bruce!

[mr rochester]

Mario is well endowed.



:hugesmile:

[karezza]

Lauren has the voice of an angel.

:angel:

[Gusto Brunt]

Lauren is so hot.

[Jordan.]

I'm overwhelmed by Carols youthful looks

[karezza]

Mario's tattoos are so dignified and tasteful.

[Daffodil]

I really mean it when I say I think that Lauren could be the next 'Face of Max Factor'.

[MrWong]

Bruce will be saved first on Wednesday.

Charlotte will be evicted.

[mr rochester]

Lauren's mother has stunning teeth...

[karezza]

Sophie isn't a 2-faced snake.

[Pincho Paxton]

Lauren will have a No1 hit single by next year.

[karezza]

Bruce has the patience of a saint.

[Josy]

Carol is a lovely woman

[Lee.]

Dustin is getting far too much airtime

[Pincho Paxton]

Louie really wants to get out of the house.

[DropMeOut]

I want sex with Lauren! NOW!
Courtney is soooo shy about her body! Would it really kill her to wear a little less clothes once in a while?
My goodness.. Charlotte is basically my dream woman! :O
Bruce is like a little ray of sunshine in that house : ) ) )
Carol is such a MILF. But I feel sometimes she needs to have a drink and maybe let her hair down a little.
I wonder what Mario's body looks like. I wonder if he ever thought about showing it off?
Abz needs to just chill out! Why can't he just calm down for once?
Vicky, what a fantastic choice of HM. Her and Bruce make me want to watch Coronation Street.
I would love to spend hours listening to Sophie's stories.
Ron was awesome, miss him.
Danielle! What a woman! Will be tuning in to Dublin Wives for SURE now.
Dustin has really made an impact in there. And his beard looks great too.
There is SO much more to Louie than I thought! He isnt just a pirouetting gay after all!

[Lord Of The Garden]

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I really admire Lauren's lighthearted 'easy come, easy go' approach to being nominated and playing the game




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[little.lilly]

Danielle stole the show!

[karezza]

Charlotte is the ideal role model for all young women.

[Lord Of The Garden]

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Danielle's nicknames for housemates just get funnier and funnier, no matter how many times she says them


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[Daffodil]

Before Courtney went in the house, I was convinced she was an over-sexualised, self-obsessed and money grabbing opportunist...how wrong I was!

[Alf]

None of the housemates are selfish, self-centered, attention seekers

[Pincho Paxton]

Abz and Dustin have stole the show so far.