The Ashley Young AKA Mr Consistent Thread: Performance Watch 14/15

[Legend killer]

I know for a fact i am 100% the player that streak of piss is and was wondering who else on the forum think they could fill his 120+ a week boots

[Drew.]

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[Locke.]

I know for a fact i am 100% the player that streak of piss is and was wondering who else on the forum think they could fill his 120+ a week boots

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[Jesus.]

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Danny isn't sure.

[Shaun]

this could be your best thread yet LK

[Legend killer]

We have a lot of people with no legs on this forum mad respect for you guys and your struggles

[Legend killer]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59688000/jpg/_59688268_59667882.jpg

Utter embarrassment to the club Djemba Djemba and Liam Miller are laughing away at this donkey

[Ryan57]

Wish this Malteser headed... http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n4G-30q7xuE/TOw4IMtcb2I/AAAAAAAAFvs/B-gAPyZ_o1Q/s640/November+13+Malteser.JPG

Marlo Stanfield lookalike... http://dadesignatedhata.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jhector-1.jpg

Would take him, and his dog WAG... http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01325/SNN1005ASH2-280_1325396a.jpg

And... http://www.nonlintec.com/mttsymposium/pissoff.gif

[Legend killer]

Beautifully put hopefully some fools put in a cheeky 1p bid for him before the day is out

[Ryan57]

Yeah. I feel that's my greatest post ever on a forum, tbh.

[GiRTh]

I know for a fact i am 100% the player that streak of piss is and was wondering who else on the forum think they could fill his 120+ a week bootsReally? Then why don't you earn 100 grand a week and play for England?

[Ryan57]

Really? Then why don't you earn 100 grand a week and play for England?

Because he's Irish.

[GiRTh]

Because he's Irish.Is he really Irish? thought he just supported them to be argumentative.

[Ryan57]

Is he really Irish? thought he just supported them to be argumentative.

:joker: Pretty sure he's Irish.

[Legend killer]

Really? Then why don't you earn 100 grand a week and play for England?

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Life is unfair my friend

[GiRTh]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc42029IRz1rhu5ybo1_500.gif

Life is unfair my friendWhy arent you playing in the Championship and earning 20k a week? I'll tell you why? Cuz you are not even semi-pro standard while he's an international and if you truly think you are as good as an international - even heaven forbid an international you dont rate much - then you are even more deluded than even I imagined.

[Legend killer]

Are you Ashley Young's PA by any chance???? If so tell him he is a donkey and to **** off from the club already

PS: I play semi pro football son and can ensure you I AM 100% THE PLAYER YOUNG is which honestly does not mean a lot

Also Girth why you always seem so angry at me???

[GiRTh]

Are you Ashley Young's PA by any chance???? If so tell him he is a donkey and to **** off from the club already

PS: I play semi pro football son and can ensure you I AM 100% THE PLAYER YOUNG is which honestly does not mean a lot

Also Girth why you always seem so angry at me???You must have an agent then? Are the offers flooding in on deadline day? Only two hours left.

[Legend killer]

Nah I don't could you arrange for me to have a meeting with Ashley's please??? Cause if a waste of skin like him can earn 120k a week I could honestly be hitting the 300k mark

[Legend killer]

After watching the great man today it is time to name and shame those who voted no. Cause quite frankly today is the WORST INDIVIDUAL SPORTING PERFORMANCE I HAVE EVER SEEN considering the amount of sports I watch is fuken terrible

[Legend killer]

Girth please share your thoughts on Ashley's performance today would love to hear them???

[GiRTh]

HE was awful. I dont see what he brings to the team. He cant run past anyone, his final ball is dodgy most of the time, he isnt good enough to play for Man Utd and the diving is embarrassing.

[Kyle]

The only things Ashley Young's better than me at is a) Diving and b) managing to steal a wage as a premiership footballer.

Take a bow son

[GiRTh]

After Rooney, Fellaini looks like your best players so....every cloud etc. :idc:

[Legend killer]

Nani and Shinji are our best players along with Wayne but sadly bums like Ashley and Young are allowed to stink up the place week after week

Own up after watching him today who after voting no would like to change to yes now???

[Legend killer]

The great man's stats from yesterday

15 passes
60% pass accuracy

2 Crosses
0% accuracy

0 Shots

0 Successful dribbles

25 Touches less then DDG)

GOATS GONNA GOAT

[GiRTh]

Cant see where Kagawa will play in a 442 TBH . Fans better get used to Young playing LOL.

[Ryan57]

Cant see where Kagawa will play in a 442 TBH . Fans better get used to Young playing LOL.

On the wing most likely.

Who'd of thought it... Bebe must be so smug right now. He could do a better job Young and Valencia.

[Ryan57]

http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/23/ashley-young-receives-a-torrent-of-twitter-abuse-after-shocking-manchester-derby-performance-4090659/

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/young2.jpg This one. :joker:

[Brother Leon]

First Gibson and now this. Some of our fans are a joke tbh.

[Ryan57]

Yeah, I have to say, as much as I can't stand Young, I wouldn't tweet abuse to him. Too far. Every team has fans like it though.

[GiRTh]

On the wing most likely.

Who'd of thought it... Bebe must be so smug right now. He could do a better job Young and Valencia.Kagawas not a winger so I dont think Moyes will play him as one. This is the point I was trying to make. United like 442, Moyes likes 442 so get used to Young in the team cuz I dont see Zaha or Kagawa getting in the team ahead of him in a 442.

I've got a friend who's such a staunch Man Utd fan and so anti Man City that he actually - check this - thinks Danny Welbeck is a better player than Sergio Aguero :joker: asked him today what he thought of Young and had to stand back due at the abuse that came out of his mouth. Young got a lot of wrok to do to prove himself in that team but in terms of options he's one of the better options for a 442.

[Legend killer]

I would not piss on Ashley if he were on fire. EASILY the worst signing in United history which is made even more pathetic when you consider Fergie brought in bums like Miller and Djemba Djemba

[Ryan57]

Kagawas not a winger so I dont think Moyes will play him as one. This is the point I was trying to make. United like 442, Moyes likes 442 so get used to Young in the team cuz I dont see Zaha or Kagawa getting in the team ahead of him in a 442.

I've got a friend who's such a staunch Man Utd fan and so anti Man City that he actually - check this - thinks Danny Welbeck is a better player than Sergio Aguero :joker: asked him today what he thought of Young and had to stand back due at the abuse that came out of his mouth. Young got a lot of wrok to do to prove himself in that team but in terms of options he's one of the better options for a 442.

Yeah, Kagawa isn't a winger, but that's the only place I see him playing. Fergie played him out wide and he played the outdated 4-4-2/4-4-1-1.

Have to disagree about Young being one of the better options. I would personally prefer to play a dustbin.

All rival fans are just pissing themselves, tbh. It's not that we're a wank team, it's the fact we play wank players. Probably play a weakened team tomorrow involving Kagawa and Nani. Total lulz at the fact the pair are better than what's in our starting XI.

[Jesus.]

United fans upset because they've bought a bad player who the manager sticks with. Like that has never happened at any other club/united before.

[Legend killer]

I remember when i spent time and effort defending this bum whilst Locke went HAM on him how i regret that now

Interesting thought that crossed my mind today

Is Ashley a Somalian version of Downing
Or
Is Downing a White version of Ashley????????????????/

[Ryan57]

When did you defend him?

Curious because I was pleased when we signed him. I really rated him. I've never been more wrong in my life.

[Legend killer]

When we first signed him biggest regret in my life

[Ryan57]

Weird how he began so well (such as those two wonderful goals against Arsenal) and its been down hill ever since.

[Jesus.]

It's like watching 2 drunks talk about the good ol' days as they pass 20/20 between themselves.

Thread of the year.

[GiRTh]

Yeah, Kagawa isn't a winger, but that's the only place I see him playing. Fergie played him out wide and he played the outdated 4-4-2/4-4-1-1.

Have to disagree about Young being one of the better options. I would personally prefer to play a dustbin.

All rival fans are just pissing themselves, tbh. It's not that we're a wank team, it's the fact we play wank players. Probably play a weakened team tomorrow involving Kagawa and Nani. Total lulz at the fact the pair are better than what's in our starting XI.In terms of players who fit a 442 Young, after Valencia, is on paper probably the best option to play out wide - after Giggs. Its not cuz I think he's a good player - I don't BTW - why I say Youngs the best option I'm basing it on the attributes young is supposed to have. Nani wont track back, Kagawa isn't a natural wide player and the other options of say Rooney or Welbeck out wide are not feasible when you have a naturally wide player like Young available. I don't think I explained my self sufficiently but in terms of looking at the squad on paper Young has got to be either first or second choice to play out wide in a 442 LOL. Unless of course Ryan Giggs starts playing again. Its a sorry state of affairs when a guy pushing 40 is probably your best option on the wing. :joker:

[Jesus.]

EDMx3kYe7ZY

[GiRTh]

EDMx3kYe7ZY:joker:

[MTVN]

I remember when i spent time and effort defending this bum whilst Locke went HAM on him how i regret that now

Interesting thought that crossed my mind today

Is Ashley a Somalian version of Downing
Or
Is Downing a White version of Ashley????????????????/

Downing is far superior to Young, please do not compare the two

[Ryan57]

In terms of players who fit a 442 Young, after Valencia, is on paper probably the best option to play out wide - after Giggs. Its not cuz I think he's a good player - I don't BTW - why I say Youngs the best option I'm basing it on the attributes young is supposed to have. Nani wont track back, Kagawa isn't a natural wide player and the other options of say Rooney or Welbeck out wide are not feasible when you have a naturally wide player like Young available. I don't think I explained my self sufficiently but in terms of looking at the squad on paper Young has got to be either first or second choice to play out wide in a 442 LOL. Unless of course Ryan Giggs starts playing again. Its a sorry state of affairs when a guy pushing 40 is probably your best option on the wing. :joker:

On paper, yeah. Unfortunately, anywhere but on paper Young is wank. :joker:

Zaha and Nani deserve a chance. We buy Zaha, one of the best English youngsters, yet continue to play Valencia and Young, ROFL.

[GiRTh]

On paper, yeah. Unfortunately, anywhere but on paper Young is wank. :joker:

Zaha and Nani deserve a chance. We buy Zaha, one of the best English youngsters, yet continue to play Valencia and Young, ROFL.Nani definitely would have made a difference n the games Man Utd have played this season. Maybe Moyes doesn't rate him but at least Nani can beat a man in a one on one without diving, Young cutting in on his right foot when wide on the left is getting predictable IMO.

[Ryan57]

Nani definitely would have made a difference n the games Man Utd have played this season. Maybe Moyes doesn't rate him but at least Nani can beat a man in a one on one without diving, Young cutting in on his right foot when wide on the left is getting predictable IMO.

Assuming he must rate him as he recently signed a new contract. Although, that could be so he doesn't leave for free next summer.

The most ridiculous thing in all of this is the fact that we have great players, yet they don't play. Would be easier to take if our team was sh-it. However, every team line up our 'effin bench has more midfield talent than the starting XI does.

Nobody fears Valencia and Young on the wings.

[GiRTh]

Ferdinand and Vidic playing so many games in a row was Moyes showing his inexperience at this level IMO. Whether he likes it or not he's got to rotate the squad. He's not Everton manager anymore he's got to think about every game in every competition s.

[Ryan57]

Ferdinand and Vidic playing so many games in a row was Moyes showing his inexperience at this level IMO. Whether he likes it or not he's got to rotate the squad. He's not Everton manager anymore he's got to think about every game in every competition s.

Indeed. Ferdinand was a disaster on Sunday.

[Legend killer]

I said before the season started Rio was done and should be phased out for Johnny

MTVN so Young is a white version of Downing then???

[Legend killer]

Bump for to nights magic from ashley

[GiRTh]

I brushed past the TV as he went down in the box. Thats all it took.

[Legend killer]

Pathetic excuse for a human being

[Brother Leon]

Can confirm I would not create 3 must score chances and win a Penalty in the CL in 20mins work. Answer is unfortunately no.

[Legend killer]

Shame you can't confirm your thoughts on Pogba for the sports forum's amusement

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[Legend killer]

Bump for another epic performance from Ashley today

[Legend killer]

Game against Swansea- 8 crosses, 1 successful

Game against Sunderland - 7 crosses, 0 successful

DAT CONSISTENCY