A daddy long legs just appeared beside my face

[Z]

I made a noise that sounded a bit like a chicken being thrown into a swimming pool, jumped off my bed and watched the creepy little bastard waft under my bed.

Send help

Please

I can almost faintly hear it "prrrttt"ing across my floor, taunting me with its spindly little legs EURGH vom

[reece(:]

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[King Gizzard]

Daddy Long Legs aren't scary at all :joker: They're flimsy and slow

[Z]

Daddy Long Legs aren't scary at all :joker: They're flimsy and slow

Nathan this one is spastically throwing itself at the light on my ceiling and swooping down at me every few seconds, I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. They're ****ing creepy, they move their legs like they're feeling the air for victims

[Livia]

Catch him in a glass and let him go out of the window.

[Marsh.]

Nathan this one is spastically throwing itself at the light on my ceiling and swooping down at me every few seconds, I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. They're ****ing creepy, they move their legs like they're feeling the air for victims

:laugh:

[Lee.]

Get the Hoover!!

I feel your fear!

[Z]

Catch him in a glass and let him go out of the window.

That would involve going near it, and having to throw away a perfectly good glass. I couldn't possibly drink from it knowing that at one time, a devil long death had been inside it.

I've turned my light out and left my bedroom door open because the landing light is on, I'm hoping it'll be lured out of my room, but it could go for my laptop screen, which means I'll have to throw my laptop across the room and sprint out of the house

[Vicky.]

The stuff of nightmares right here :laugh:
Mind I would not laugh if it was a moth D:

[Ninastar]

r.i.p greg

we knew u well

[Z]

I don't understand how people aren't terrified of daddy long legs. It's the way they just splay their legs on your wall and just sit there for ages and then suddenly freak out and start speeding around the room like they're going to murder innocent children and violate the vulnerable

What are they doing when they sit on our walls? Are they sleeping? Plotting? Raping the walls to impregnate them with more horrors? I never have this problem when I'm living in my own flat because I don't ****ing LEAVE WINDOWS OPEN ALL DAY -curses my mother-

[Smithy]

This is karma for not buying applause and preordering ARTPOP on iTunes

[Jake.]

What's even worse is that my ps3 is refusing to connect online, and you think you have problems?

[Livia]

I don't understand how people aren't terrified of daddy long legs. It's the way they just splay their legs on your wall and just sit there for ages and then suddenly freak out and start speeding around the room like they're going to murder innocent children and violate the vulnerable

What are they doing when they sit on our walls? Are they sleeping? Plotting? Raping the walls to impregnate them with more horrors? I never have this problem when I'm living in my own flat because I don't ****ing LEAVE WINDOWS OPEN ALL DAY -curses my mother-

Because they're totally harmless with brains the size of a... of a... of something infinitesimally small. Not even big enough to have the sense to be frightened by a creature as big as you plotting to kill him.

[King Gizzard]

Spiders - crawling, move quickly, generally look scary - I get it

daddy long lets - tiny long legs, move about 0.000034834 miles an hour, float around like fairies, can be killed in about a second - I still don't get it lol

[Jake.]

Nathan is actually a daddy longlegs

[Jake.]

Okay my ps3 seems to be online so your problem is worse

[Livia]

Okay my ps3 seems to be online so your problem is worse

Phew, thank God for that. I was worried...

[Z]

NOW THERE'S A FLY ON MY LAPTOP SCREEN omfg I am done with this world I AM DONE

[Z]

I wonder how mature adults deal with these situations

[Z]

How am I 22 years old

[Livia]

Are you worried about all insects, Zee? Or mainly flying ones?

[Z]

Insects in general I suppose, can't stand spiders, daddy long legs, moths, flies, caterpillars, centipedes, etc etc... bleugh

[Z]

Marc I swear to god if you dare post a picture of a spider on my visitor wall I am going to put bleach in your shampoo

[Livia]

Awwww Zee... If I lived closer I've pop round and save you.

[T*]

The one in my house just had babies D: http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/7732f81d.png

[Kazanne]

Catch him in a glass and let him go out of the window.

This^

[Kizzy]

Try aversion therapy... Look at a few google images of flies, then gifs of flies and then go outside and look at flies?
There, you're cured... That'll be £1'000 please.

[Kizzy]

Hey .... you know those spiders that look like daddy long legs? they are the most poisonous in the UK, but the fangs are so teeny tiny and they have so little venom that they are harmless to humans.
Love you.

[Z]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh Kizzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

[Jake.]

The thought of that is just grim

[Kizzy]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh Kizzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

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[Kate!]

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:laugh2:

Poor Greg, I know how you feel. I scream my head off and run round the house when I see anything crawlie.

[Harry!]

They are the worst bugs in the world. Hate them loads.

[Mystic Mock]

Catch him in a glass and let him go out of the window.

And then get someone to squash it once it's outside?

[Suze]

Hey .... you know those spiders that look like daddy long legs? they are the most poisonous in the UK, but the fangs are so teeny tiny and they have so little venom that they are harmless to humans.
Love you.

:laugh2:

Never mind Zee, just buy a can of fly spray.

[Suze]

They are the worst bugs in the world. Hate them loads.

Oh I don't know, earwigs and beetles, or are earwigs beetles? are quite bad, as they are hard to kill, and do look creepy.

[smudgie]

Catch it in your hand, cup your hands together, throw it out of an open window......then wake up an realise you were dreaming:joker:

Seriously though..I feel the same way about snakes.

[Marc]

Mr Spider said your hospitality was awful and that he shan't bother recommending you to others

[Z]

Forkytails are ****ing creepy Suze! (Earwigs, but we call them forkytails :laugh:)

[Z]

OMFG THERE IS ANOTHER ONE IN MY ROOM WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS :bawling:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Z]

I swear this one is even bigger than the one from yesterday omfg I hate my parents they've got this obsession with leaving windows open and earlier this evening my dad left the front door open for half an hour! THIS IS HIS FAULT! ARGH

[GypsyGoth]

Come to think of it Daddy Long Legs is what they're normally called, how come you don't have cute crazy scottish name for them like a Spindly Creeper or something.

[Vicky.]

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[Z]

VICKY

**** YOU

**** YOU SO HARD

OH MY GOD

WHY

WHY DID YOU

OMG

omg

OMG!!!!

[Z]

Claudia some people call them Jenny Long Legs up here...

[Vicky.]

**** me so hard eh? :evilgrin:

If I had known a nest of spiders would have that effect, I would have done it sooner

[Z]

That is the least erotic thing that's ever happened to me and i am including the time i caught crabs

[Vicky.]

:joker:

[Kizzy]

We call daddy long legs jimmy spinners.

[Amy Jade]

Aww Daddy long legs are so cute, they're like little fairys

[Z]

Aww Daddy long legs are so cute*, they're like little fairys**

*evil
**scaries

[GypsyGoth]

We call daddy long legs jimmy spinners.

:laugh2:



And Jenny Long Legs makes them sound cute :laugh:

[Z]

They are going to evolve eventually and when they do, and they're finally able to unleash their poison on humans, I'll be triumphantly locked inside a windowless room, bumping this thread and posting pictures of antidotes to mock Vicky who at this point is sadly on her death bed after being bitten by a daddy long legs and mugged by a vicious gang of them on her way home from the hospital

[Ammi]

They are going to evolve eventually and when they do, and they're finally able to unleash their poison on humans, I'll be triumphantly locked inside a windowless room, bumping this thread and posting pictures of antidotes to mock Vicky who at this point is sadly on her death bed after being bitten by a daddy long legs and mugged by a vicious gang of them on her way home from the hospital

...zombie longlegs..:amazed:...

[reece(:]

You think they're worse than moths/spiders??

The Daddy double L's are PG in comparison to the above!!

[thesheriff443]

zee, when you are sleeping a spider is going to crawl inside your ear and make a nest.

[Z]

You think they're worse than moths/spiders??

The Daddy double L's are PG in comparison to the above!!

Spiders you can keep an eye on them. They have their corner, you have yours, it's cool, you can live in harmony with them. I still find them creepy as **** but they generally stick to one spot and they get rid of most of the other insects that terrorise me so you've gotta respect that really. Moths, it depends, they're a bit scary if they start speeding round your room but they're quite good at finding their way back out again, I find.

zee, when you are sleeping a spider is going to crawl inside your ear and make a nest.

I hope your day is a bit rubbish and you get blisters on the backs of your ankles from an awkward pair of shoes today, Sheriff :bawling:

[joeysteele]

Actually for some reason,I really dislike Daddy long legs too, it is the way they appear to fly straight at you with their dangling legs.
They also make a rather irritating noise as they hit walls which makes it worse for me.
I fifnd them really creepy, I think the insect world is a cold and horrible one anyway,I am just glad the are in the main so small.

I can tolerate most things though but if a daddy long legs is anywhere near me indoors, I almost freeze when I see them and someone has to get it out for me or deal with it.
I do literally panic.

[Z]

Actually for some reason,I really dislike Daddy long legs too, it is the way they appear to fly straight at you with their dangling legs.
They also make a rather irritating noise as they hit walls which makes it worse for me.
I fifnd them really creepy, I think the insect world is a cold and horrible one anyway,I am just glad the are in the main so small.

I can tolerate most things though but if a daddy long legs is anywhere near me indoors, I almost freeze when I see them and someone has to get it out for me or deal with it.
I do literally panic.

This is exactly it! It's their movements that creep me out the most. I always yelp in surprise if one appears in my room and usually run out of the room if it starts wafting about the place... my dad got rid of the one last night, he was laughing hysterically at me shuddering in fear when he had it in his hands :laugh:

[joeysteele]

This is exactly it! It's their movements that creep me out the most. I always yelp in surprise if one appears in my room and usually run out of the room if it starts wafting about the place... my dad got rid of the one last night, he was laughing hysterically at me shuddering in fear when he had it in his hands :laugh:

I am then definitely the same as you Zee with them, as you say they creep you out.

[Z]

I am then definitely the same as you Zee with them, as you say they creep you out.

Let's get rid of them Joey... and by let's, I mean, let's find someone to get rid of them...

[Ammi]

..you know I figured it out though Zee..I noticed in your last MTM pic that you have a bit of a hairy chest..(which is lovely btw, but not in a pervy way..)...but that's what attracts these crabs and creepies and gives them lovely little nestling places to hide in....you're a bit of a comfort blanket to them...I don't think they're ever going to want to leave you...you are the daddy to their long legs....

[Z]

..you know I figured it out though Zee..I noticed in your last MTM pic that you have a bit of a hairy chest..(which is lovely btw, but not in a pervy way..)...but that's what attracts these crabs and creepies and gives them lovely little nestling places to hide in....you're a bit of a comfort blanket to them...I don't think they're ever going to want to leave you...you are the daddy to their long legs....

:bawling:

[Jake.]

..you know I figured it out though Zee..I noticed in your last MTM pic that you have a bit of a hairy chest..(which is lovely btw, but not in a pervy way..)...but that's what attracts these crabs and creepies and gives them lovely little nestling places to hide in....you're a bit of a comfort blanket to them...I don't think they're ever going to want to leave you...you are the daddy to their long legs....

:laugh2:

[Kizzy]

Godfather longlegs :laugh:

[Suze]

..you know I figured it out though Zee..I noticed in your last MTM pic that you have a bit of a hairy chest..(which is lovely btw, but not in a pervy way..)...but that's what attracts these crabs and creepies and gives them lovely little nestling places to hide in....you're a bit of a comfort blanket to them...I don't think they're ever going to want to leave you...you are the daddy to their long legs....

Is that supposed to be a comfort to Zee, Ammi :o :laugh2: We might as well all get ourselves crane fly avatars just to rub it in further :joker:

[Z]

Is that supposed to be a comfort to Zee, Ammi :o :laugh2: We might as well all get ourselves crane fly avatars just to rub it in further :joker:

Suze if you want to deal with all the vomit then by all means!!! :laugh: