Celebrity Big Brother 12 - Highlights - 03/09/13 - 10/11pm - C5/C5+1

[DigitalSid]

Day 12 in the Big Brother House. Discuss :).


Followed by BOTS and live streaming on the website (http://www.channel5.com/bigbrother). Tonight BOTS guests are Courtney's husband Doug Hutchison, TV racing pundit John McCririck, body language / behavioural expert Judi James and Holly Hagan from Geordie Shore.

Followed by live streaming on the website. (http://www.channel5.com/bigbrother)

[michael21]

thank for the thread :dance::dance::dance:

[fingers]

Effing TicTac man again how annoying is that!

[Vanessa]

Ugh! hate John! :nono:

[michael21]

Doug Hutchison i don't think he be a fan of Louie

[arista]

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[michael21]

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what happen to your thread :suspect:

[Jake.]

Nearly time

[Vanessa]

:dance::xyxwave:

[arista]

On now

[Johnnyuk123]

evening all :xyxwave:

[Johnnyuk123]

Will MrBig rap like him off corrie? lol

[Jake.]

Looks good

[Vanessa]

Can't wait to see task! It's so good! :amazed:

[Amy Jade]

Sophie telling some truths.

[Vanessa]

Morning glory! :joker:

[reece(:]

Sophie is getting better.

[Jake.]

Sophie is getting better.

She is far better than Bruce

[Vanessa]

LOL Lauren! :joker:

[Kazanne]

I like Vicky she seems pretty nice.

[reece(:]

She is far better than Bruce
Oh definitely, that oaf is beyond awful.

[Jemal]

Is Lauren is buzzing.

[Jake.]

Lauren is so lost :joker:

[Waynoo]

Sick of lauren

[Vanessa]

Lauren! LOOOOOOOOOOL :joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Who nominated Lauren?

[reece(:]

Lauren bringing in the lolz:worship:

[Brother Leon]

Lauren grates.

[Jake.]

Wasn't it Dustin, Mario and.. I can't remember the other

[Brother Leon]

Who nominated Lauren?

Mario
Dustin
Bruce

[Vanessa]

Wasn't it Dustin, Mario and.. I can't remember the other

Tomato Head! :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Lauren's great!

[Amy Jade]

Mario
Dustin
Bruce
Ohh thanks :)

[Vanessa]

Mr Big! :amazed::worship::worship::worship:

[Amy Jade]

Courtney looks so much younger and prettier with her hair just straightened like that

[Amy Jade]

I best stop eating my cheesecake when they're all heaving

[Johnnyuk123]

Lauren gave a great performance in the task just then.

[Rob!]

Mr Big :joker:

Didn't they have a kidnapper before?

[Vanessa]

Lauren gave a great performance in the task just then.

Lauren : i won't laugh. *laughs* :laugh2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Lauren : i won't laugh. *laughs* :laugh2:

I know she's so funny.:joker:

[Vanessa]

Wow! They have amazing food and a coffee machine! :amazed:

[Brother Leon]

I would so just let them stay there If I was in the house. Can't stand Carol or Lauren and Mario is just a bumlick so meh.

[Amy Jade]

Lauren been put in the secret room twice now :idc:

[jackc1806]

Want a croissant now

[Jake.]

This voice sounds... strange

[reece(:]

Thank god Lauren is there to void any awkward flirting with Carol and Mario.

[jackc1806]

This is like the 152716 secret room on C5 BB

[Rob!]

Not the Ready Brek!!

[smudgie]

Who hid the peanut butter:joker:

[Vanessa]

Love this task! Can't wait for live feed tonight! :dance:

[Jake.]

Thank god Lauren is there to void any awkward flirting with Carol and Mario.

To think they would have been shagging in that secret, sexy romp room right about now

[Rob!]

"Ice. Even that's considered food, ice!" :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Don't forget Courtney is carrying loads of milk.

[smudgie]

Ahaaaa:joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Bruce irritates me so much

[reece(:]

To think they would have been shagging in that secret, sexy romp room right about now
:yuk::yuk:

They can take their bed time blues elsewhere thanks!!

[Jake.]

:yuk::yuk:

They can take their bed time blues elsewhere thanks!!

:joker:

[reece(:]

Bruce irritates me so much
He's so uninteresting.

[Rob!]

Bruce trying to psyche Mr Big out :joker:

[Jake.]

Wow Bruce, what a hard nut..

[Amy Jade]

the chicken feet looks like ginger

[Rob!]

How delightful. :love:

[Vanessa]

Food delivery! Lovely! :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Looks delicious!

[smudgie]

:yuk: chicken feet need roasting.

[Jake.]

I'd have to get a KFC :love:

[Jordan.]

Why would you order a salad :idc:

[Rob!]

I'd have to get a KFC :love:

:love:

[Alf]

Another horrible food task, why don't they just rip off the whole of IACGMOOH concept

[Vanessa]

Lauren likes sushi. I've never had it before. I wonder if it's nice! :hugesmile:

[Johnnyuk123]

Why would you order a salad :idc:

Carol is leaving room for the litres of wine.

[Amy Jade]

I'd order dominoes and a blue slush puppy

[Brother Leon]

Mario going for Nando's :worship:

[Jake.]

Why would you order a salad :idc:

Exactly, useless woman :idc:

[Vanessa]

Why would you order a salad :idc:

Salad Nicoise is very nice.

[Vanessa]

Mario going for Nando's :worship:

I've never had that either. :hugesmile:

[hijaxers]

It gets more like I'm a celeb get me out !
I saw this bit last night on BBOTS and it was the 2nd time i threw my dinner up !!! It really is too much - get rid of these awful eating tasks or i gotta stop watching - i don't need to be made physically sick by tv shows LEAVE IT OUT !!

[Amy Jade]

Lauren likes sushi. I've never had it before. I wonder if it's nice! :hugesmile:
Sushi is lovely, just makes sure you get it from somewhere like Yo Sushi and not out of a supermarket, that stuff is rank

[Jake.]

Lauren's stretches :laugh:

[Rob!]

Lauren's back exercises :love:

[Jordan.]

I bet Carol wouldn't have done it

[Vicky.]

Why do they insist on doing things that will make them puke? :(

This is why I dont watch IAC

[Vanessa]

Sushi is lovely, just makes sure you get it from somewhere like Yo Sushi and not out of a supermarket, that stuff is rank

Thanks! I'd like to try it.

[Johnnyuk123]

Lauren excercising. lolol

[reece(:]

Sushi is lovely, just makes sure you get it from somewhere like Yo Sushi and not out of a supermarket, that stuff is rank
Yo! Sushi :worship:

[reece(:]

Oh god dat workouthttp://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/ed2305b7.png

[Waynoo]

Mario is duller than sam

[Brother Leon]

Wasabi>>>Yo Sushi.

[Vanessa]

Lauren! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Jake.]

I love those chairs they are sitting in

[Jordan.]

Lauren :joker:

[Jemal]

Let me put on my headphones with the same hand im holding a glass of orange juice in. Oh oops.

[Rob!]

:joker::joker::joker: :joker::joker::joker: :joker::joker::joker::joker: :joker::joker::joker: :joker::joker::joker: :joker::joker::joker:

[smudgie]

:joker::joker::joker:Lauren

[Johnnyuk123]

LOLOLOL Lauren!!!

[Waynoo]

Lauren aint all there is she

[Vanessa]

Lauren falling over! Someone make a gif for me, please! :joker::joker::joker:

[Brother Leon]

Luxury lot are all so annoying.

[Jake.]

Lauren :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Why have they turned on Dustin?

Carol steals wine all the time, hides it for herself. Why can she do it but he can't?

[Jake.]

'I designed my own gown'

[Jake.]

This sounds like the puppet from Saw :bored:

[reece(:]

Lauren is TV gold tonight!!

[Jord]

Lauren's been amazing this ep :joker:

[Vanessa]

Awww! This is sweet! :lovedup:

[smudgie]

Awwww Vicky crying.

[Rob!]

NO

[Rob!]

Doug Bunny :worship:

[Jake.]

I feel sick

[Jemal]

I just cannot with lauren lol. Im sorry.

[Vanessa]

Lauren is like a female version of Mr Bean! I love her! :joker:

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/03/article-2410331-1B9802C6000005DC-844_638x380.jpg

[Johnnyuk123]

Courtney needs to realise that looks are not important.

[Waynoo]

Didn't realise mario was such a bitch

[Jake.]

Lauren is like a female version of Mr Bean! I love her! :joker:

:joker: too true

[Vanessa]

Courtney would look stunning in a bin bag to be honest. She's just naturally very pretty.

[Kazanne]

Oh shut up Courtney ,ffs its like a toddler on helium

[Amy Jade]

Doug is quite hot...

[Rob!]

Abz is right - Courtney is quite superficial.

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/03/article-2410331-1B997267000005DC-284_638x399.jpg

[Rob!]

Doug watching Live Feed :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

Courtney would look stunning in a bin bag to be honest. She's just naturally very pretty.

She is but she still needs to learn there is more to life than the way you look.

[Jemal]

Tbh forget about age problems djskdkfnfj UESS!!! Screecchhhhh!!

[smudgie]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/03/article-2410331-1B997267000005DC-284_638x399.jpg

Loving the camera more than Doug there:joker:

[Vanessa]

I don't think Courtney is superficial. She's just young, bless her! :hugesmile:

[Johnnyuk123]

BB are making to many references to corrie actors.

[reece(:]

Doug:worship:

[Brother Leon]

The 3 in luxury all complaining about the others not doing anything when they are sat eating Nando's and Croissants in Luxury. Get out.

[Vanessa]

She is but she still needs to learn there is more to life than the way you look.

She's still young to be fair. I was more or less the same when i was her age.

[Videostar]

Why was Charlotte getting praise for eating that foul food? she threw most of it back up.

[Amy Jade]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac4796a675a67307e9e309ef1673a28a/tumblr_mrye7qXXT31qj1smzo1_500.jpg

OMFG lol

[Videostar]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac4796a675a67307e9e309ef1673a28a/tumblr_mrye7qXXT31qj1smzo1_500.jpg

OMFG lol

Jesus. :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

[Vanessa]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac4796a675a67307e9e309ef1673a28a/tumblr_mrye7qXXT31qj1smzo1_500.jpg

OMFG lol

:joker: mr bean!

[Johnnyuk123]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac4796a675a67307e9e309ef1673a28a/tumblr_mrye7qXXT31qj1smzo1_500.jpg

OMFG lol

Lauren wins on the beauty hands down.

[smudgie]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac4796a675a67307e9e309ef1673a28a/tumblr_mrye7qXXT31qj1smzo1_500.jpg

OMFG lol

TWINS....

[Kazanne]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac4796a675a67307e9e309ef1673a28a/tumblr_mrye7qXXT31qj1smzo1_500.jpg

OMFG lol

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[hijaxers]

Loving the camera more than Doug there:joker:

Ooh yeah i should say so !! Maybe she don't love him as much as she professess's !! Too many sss's there me thinks :joker:

[Jake.]

:laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Mr Bean is wearing a dress and is made up and obviously a man in a dress but Lauren is naturally beautifull and gracefull.

[Rob!]

Carol and Mario shushing Lauren :nono:

[Jemal]

Ah screech!!

[Vanessa]

Screech! :amazed::amazed::amazed:

[Brother Leon]

Fellaini in CBB I see...

[Vanessa]

:dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Johnnyuk123]

Now make screech shave the beard off!

[Jemal]

Screech???
Its alrighttttt cause im saved bu the bell

[Rob!]

HA.

I never watched Saved By The Bell...

[Jake.]

Go Dustin!

[fingers]

They didn't show him refusing to shave!!

[Amy Jade]

one of the best tv theme songs ever?

[Vanessa]

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

LOl @ Dustin,lol

[Amy Jade]

Why is he talking like Shaggy from Scooby Doo?

[Donovan.]

'Zoiks' Why did he turn into Shaggy?

[Jordan.]

Oh shut up Carol

[Johnnyuk123]

Yup BB didn't show him refusing to shave. lol

[Rob!]

The laugh is always on you Sophie.

Why is Lauen lying on the floor? :joker:

[Waynoo]

Whats dustim done thats so bad

[Johnnyuk123]

Bruce turning into detective Dan! lol

[Jemal]

Tbh i dont really like this task. Its pointless.

[Jake.]

Times like that must be so boring in there

[Jake.]

She says whilst shoving wine down her neck and eating sushi

[Jemal]

I gaurantee if carol was in that house she would say the same.

[Waynoo]

**** carol. She cant go a night without booze

[Brother Leon]

Yeah,Carol.....easy for you to say when you have had Room Service.

[Amy Jade]

Carol is such a hypocrite, she's having a go because they want food but shes always moaning she wants bloody alcohol, scruffy animal.

[Videostar]

Alright Carol, lets see how you go for one day without booze, lets see how you cope.

[Johnnyuk123]

Louie. LOLOL

[Jake.]

This was done in BB10 :bored:

[Kazanne]

God Louie is so supple

[Rob!]

Oh just get on with it you massive ponce.

[Tregard]

How is Carol so bloody insufferable? Why is she having such a go at Dustin?

Also, they know its not real glass, they're not morons.

[hijaxers]

Carol's interplanetary - is that glass i could do that - what a bitch !

[reece(:]

Carol http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/ed2305b7.png
Dustin http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/ed2305b7.png

[Jemal]

Carol shut up? Isnt Louie your friend? Im seriously baffled by this lost woman.

[Johnnyuk123]

Louie does black swan. lol

[Jake.]

This music http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/ed2305b7.png

[Rob!]

Is it actually possible to do that without cutting your feet?

[Kazanne]

Louie has a more femine body than lauren

[Jake.]

Natalie Portman is being given a run for her money

[reece(:]

This music http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/ed2305b7.png

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[Vanessa]

I think so. It's not real glass. It's just sugar.

[hijaxers]

Is it actually possible to do that without cutting your feet?

On sugar glass of course :joker::joker:

[fingers]

Have they had the takeaway yet?

[Videostar]

Shame it wasn't real broken glass, now that would have been entertaining.

[Saph]

funny show tonight, when lauren fell over :laugh2:

[Rob!]

On sugar glass of course :joker::joker:

:joker::joker:

Yeah I know - but is it possible to do it on proper glass? Like is it like walking on coals?

[Videostar]

What will Charlotte do for her party piece? she has no actual talents.

[Jemal]

Tbh i get the point of this task, can anyone enlighten me on why this should be known as a good task?

[Vanessa]

Shame it wasn't real broken glass, now that would have been entertaining.

They can't do that. Health and safety. :joker:

[Amy Jade]

I want to see the Princess Diana movie so much :love:

[Tregard]

What will Charlotte do for her party piece? she has no actual talents.

Defecate on command

[Videostar]

They can't do that. Health and safety. :joker:

But what about the entertainment factor. ? ;)

[Saph]

What will Charlotte do for her party piece? she has no actual talents.

sucking dick

[Johnnyuk123]

I want to see the Princess Diana movie so much :love:

She dies in the end. oops

[Videostar]

Defecate on command

She would as well. :shocked:

[Videostar]

She dies in the end. oops

SPOILER. :nono:

[Amy Jade]

What will Charlotte do for her party piece? she has no actual talents.
Neither do most of the others, what's your point?

[Jake.]

sucking dick

She has a choice of Bruce's or Dustin's

[Videostar]

sucking dick

She should be forced to suck Bruce's. :devil:

[Johnnyuk123]

Charlotte up next, she has to sleep in a bed for 8 hours without wetting it. Difficult task.

[hijaxers]

:joker::joker:

Yeah I know - but is it possible to do it on proper glass? Like is it like walking on coals?

Well people do these transcendental things - i went a whole summer with no shoes way back when and ir was no fun - believe- even i i were a hippy child

[Videostar]

Neither do most of the others, what's your point?

The others (apart from boring twat boy Mario) are actors or singers or a Carol...they can do things, Charlotte is just a waste of vile flabby human skin.

THATS MY POINT.

[Amy Jade]

The others (apart from boring twat boy Mario) are actors or singers or a Carol...they can do things, Charlotte is just a waste of vile flabby human skin.

THATS MY POINT.
What is Courtney's talent? please don't say singing...lol

[Vanessa]

Not a good show for Carol tonight. She's lucky she's not up for eviction.

[Jemal]

Ok going off Mario.

[Waynoo]

Carol on the wine again

[Johnnyuk123]

No woman should feel the need to put the goods on show 24/7 to be accepted. Courtney hopefully will learn something.

[Saph]

I love bitchy Carol

[Saph]

whos up this week?

[Videostar]

What is Courtney's talent? please don't say singing...lol

She has done modelling.

[Jemal]

Ah Courtney dont cry love.

[Kazanne]

She needs to learn to put make up on properly

[Johnnyuk123]

Courtney men would not look at you in that way if you covered up a little more and kept that side of you for your husband.

[Waynoo]

Lauren is seriously disgusting

[Johnnyuk123]

Lauren.LOLOL

[Jemal]

LMFAO SHE DIDNT FLISH THE TOILET.
Ffs i cannot anymore.

[hijaxers]

Courtneys trying to seduce Abz with her eyes and smudgie lippy !

[billy123]

Dirty bitch.

[Jordan.]

The awkward silence :joker:

[Jord]

LMAO :joker: :joker:

[Jake.]

whos up this week?

Lauren, Courtney, Bruce, Sophoe, Louie

[Kazanne]

No need for Lauren not to flush the loo

[Amy Jade]

She has done modelling.
So has Charlotte.

[Vanessa]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Saph]

Lauren, Courtney, Bruce, Sophoe, Louie

oh god Bruce HAS to go

[smudgie]

No need for Lauren not to flush the loo

Filthy habit :yuk:

[Rob!]

Carol completely humiliated Lauren then. I know she should have flushed, but something more discreet would have been nicer.

[Kazanne]

Filthy habit :yuk:

Just plain lazy,just no need

[Amy Jade]

I bet Lauren left a massive log in the loo, poor Carol

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxys7gdMl1qii6tmo1_500.gif

[Johnnyuk123]

Mario knows Lauren is popular.

[Kazanne]

Carol completely humiliated Lauren then. I know she should have flushed, but something more discreet would have been nicer.

She deserved humiliating if she cant push the flush chain!

[Vanessa]

Mario knows Lauren is popular.

He's a smart boy. :devil:

[Jemal]

Lol?
Tell me carol did not just say that?

[Johnnyuk123]

Lauren is a big star trek fan so it was defo the captains log she left in the toilet.

[Amy Jade]

Such a good line up on BOTS tonight :worship:

[Videostar]

So has Charlotte.

Modelling what? she's not attractive and has an over weight body, so it's clearly not for her looks. :joker:

Horse and Hound doesn't count. :nono:

[Rob!]

Wtf has Carol had to endure?

[Jake.]

Sir John on BOTS :worship:

[Videostar]

Wtf has Carol had to endure?

Lauren.

[Johnnyuk123]

Modelling what? she's not attractive and has an over weight body, so it's clearly not for her looks. :joker:

Horse and Hound doesn't count. :nono:

She models adult nappies.

[Rob!]

Lauren trending :joker:

[Videostar]

She models adult nappies.

Fair enough. :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Modelling what? she's not attractive and has an over weight body, so it's clearly not for her looks. :joker:

Horse and Hound doesn't count. :nono:
A lot of people do find her attractive actually, don't be ignorant.

[Johnnyuk123]

Lauren trending :joker:

I noticed that too, Lauren is very popular.

[Vicky.]

Modelling what? she's not attractive and has an over weight body, so it's clearly not for her looks. :joker:

Horse and Hound doesn't count. :nono:

I tried to think of a nice way of saying this but meh...are you taking the piss?

[Vanessa]

Lauren trending :joker:

:dance::dance::dance:

[Jake.]

Modelling what? she's not attractive and has an over weight body, so it's clearly not for her looks. :joker:

Horse and Hound doesn't count. :nono:

Jesus Christ, what are you on?

[Johnnyuk123]

Holly Hagan, fake hair makeup and all that, take it all away and what's left?

[Amy Jade]

Holly Hagan, fake hair makeup and all that, take it all away and what's left?
You really picking on her when you're bigging up how lauren looks?