Lauren alleges affair with Russell Brand!

[fingers]

Claims he's "rubbish in bed"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2410632/Celebrity-Big-Brother-2013-Lauren-Harries-claims-affair-Russell-Brand.html

[fingers]

Her Blog!

http://laurenrussellaffair.blogspot.co.uk/

[Verbal]

Wouldn't surprise me to be honest

[Pincho Paxton]

Probably did yes.

[Mrluvaluva]

Is she serious? Although Russell would most probably shag anything with a pulse, I just can't see them together. Lauren's a bit of a fantasist as we all know and Russell has always had his pick of available beauties. Maybe they did get together. Who knows?

[fingers]

Is she serious? Although Russell would most probably shag anything with a pulse, I just can't see them together. Lauren's a bit of a fantasist as we all know and Russell has always had his pick of available beauties. Maybe they did get together. Who knows?

Well it's in print now, everywhere! Messrs. Sue, Grabbit and Run will have a field day if he goes for libel!

[Deebo]

I wonder if she left poo all over the cheap hotel toilet too?

I honestly can't see Brand willing to sleep with Lauren, but he's the kind who would go along with the story for a laugh

[Vicky.]

I would say Russell has had enough practice to not be **** in bed really :laugh:

[Shaun]

hahahahahaha ok

[Josy]

I read somewhere that it was her brother that wrote that blog for her..and they had been prepping her for her time in BB too.

The whole family are just a bunch of fame wannabes tbh.

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

yes i can see it happening like romeo and juliet...

[fingers]

I read somewhere that it was her brother that wrote that blog for her..and they had been prepping her for her time in BB too.

The whole family are just a bunch of fame wannabes tbh.

I bet they are ALL just rubbing their hands at the prospect of cashing in on this.

[Lee.]

This makes me hopeful! :amazed:

[Lord Of The Garden]

*

I thought she had no friends !

She keeps telling people she doesn't and it makes people feel sorry for her including the public.

But then when you look at it, Lauren has been taking part on BBBOTS etc for years where she is clearly loved by Emma etc

And now she claims to have had sex with Russell Brand !

Doesn't sound like someone with no friends !

Sounds to me more like someone who is well in with the media, desperate to be on Big Brother - campaigned for years on BOTS etc to get on the main show - and now she is finally in there, she knows exactly what buttons to push to get sympathy as a housemate.

Good luck to her but it doesn't add up to me.


*

[fingers]

*

I thought she had no friends !

She keeps telling people she doesn't and it makes people feel sorry for her including the public.

But then when you look at it, Lauren has been taking part on BBBOTS etc for years where she is clearly loved by Emma etc

And now she claims to have had sex with Russell Brand !

Doesn't sound like someone with no friends !

Sounds to me more like someone who is well in with the media, desperate to be on Big Brother for years and now she is finally in there, she knows exactly what buttons to push to get sympathy as a housemate.

Good luck to her but it doesn't add up to me.


*

If your name is Harries and you live in Tudor Cottage in Cardiff it adds up to lots more money and publicity, the sales of fake Diplomas might well rocket!
:joker::wavey::joker:

[Locke.]

Russell Brand ‏@rustyrockets 6m
With respect to the ol' transgender community, I didn't have it off with the antiques kid off Wogan. My favourite media lie ever though.

[Josy]

Russell Brand ‏@rustyrockets 6m
With respect to the ol' transgender community, I didn't have it off with the antiques kid off Wogan. My favourite media lie ever though.

:joker:

[Niamh.]

Russell Brand ‏@rustyrockets 6m
With respect to the ol' transgender community, I didn't have it off with the antiques kid off Wogan. My favourite media lie ever though.

:love:

[Kazanne]

I do not believe that for one minute,I mean c'mon,lol ,Lauren needs to be careful,good job Russel is up for a laugh.

[Lee.]

Russell Brand ‏@rustyrockets 6m
With respect to the ol' transgender community, I didn't have it off with the antiques kid off Wogan. My favourite media lie ever though.

:worship:

[karezza]

It might have been after this appearance on BBBM:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdm9TIvMpeE

[Cherie]

Of course Russell will deny it, back in the day though I bet he was up for anything.

Lauren has really gone downhill facially, just shows how evil botox or whatever it is that she has done to her face is.

[fingers]

The next logical step in this "Fame Game" saga is for Lauren to drop the "I am a secret Lesbian" bombshell to keep the publicity going!!

[Pincho Paxton]

She probably actually said Russell Grant! :joker:

[Nedusa]

Now I know she's Mad..........I mean who in their right mind would want to sleep with that hairy slob....!!!!

[Nedusa]

She probably actually said Russell Grant! :joker:

or Jo Brand.........!!!!

[Northern Monkey]

If i were Russell,I would sue the thong off her!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Wouldn't put it past him as many man of this century are willing to try different things. If Gavin Rossdale could sleep with a transexual so could Russell Brand lol

[Vanessa]

There are so many gaps in his memory he probably doesn't even remember it. :joker:

[rusticgal]

She is a total nutcase...

[fingers]

There are so many gaps in his memory he probably doesn't even remember it. :joker:

Who could not remember Lauren and all the **** in the toilet?

[Vanessa]

Who could not remember Lauren and all the **** in the toilet?

That was Charlotte. ;)

[fingers]

That was Charlotte. ;)

If you say so!:elephant::dance::elephant:

[Pincho Paxton]

Why is the no video of Poo Gate?

I read it was on the toilet floor not on the toilet seat.

[fingers]

Why is the no video of Poo Gate?

I read it was on the toilet floor not on the toilet seat.

There IS footage, but can't remember if it was on a HL show!

[Vanessa]

No, they didn't show it.

[Pincho Paxton]

There IS footage, but can't remember if it was on a HL show!

I tried to find it on Youtube, but I couldn't find it.

[fingers]

I tried to find it on Youtube, but I couldn't find it.

On Day 7

llcGbIb-_5Y

Which female HM is conspicuous by her absence?

[Pincho Paxton]

lol Louie as a detective.... It's a myshtery.. it's a myshtery...

Suspended in the atmosphere waiting for a poo...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgee3IGYZsU

[kistar]

It says on the blog 'posted by Mark Harries at 16.25.

[fingers]

It says on the blog 'posted by Mark Harries at 16.25.

They are all involved in Lauren Harries PLC

[Suze]

Weirdly I don't think I would be that surprised if it turned out that it was true.

[uniquedude]

If anyone actually reads the link it is blatainly fake. It's on blogspot for godness sake anyone can put a website like that up.

[DigitalSid]

Russell Brand ‏@rustyrockets 6m
With respect to the ol' transgender community, I didn't have it off with the antiques kid off Wogan. My favourite media lie ever though.

Before that :D:

Russell Brand ‏@rustyrockets 5h

Mum: You wouldn't do it with that Lauren lady- you hardly knew him! Me: To be fair Mum that's not stopped me in the past.

[Vanessa]

It could have been anyone of them.

[Johnnyuk123]

You can't blame Russel Brand for wanting a slice of the gorgeous Lauren.

[kistar]

You can't blame Russel Brand for wanting a slice of the gorgeous Lauren.

Johnny your so funny.

[Stu]

It might have been after this appearance on BBBM:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdm9TIvMpeE
I think this is the same episode where as Russell is trying to close out the show, Lauren lurches up and throws one of her shoes at the camera for some inexplicable reason, saying "Keith Allen I'm going to bloody well kill you."

I remember it happening because I laughed for about two weeks afterward.

[erinp5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz6vN-x8s6Q
Zz6vN-x8s6Q

[Visage]

If i were Russell,I would sue the thong off her!

I'd rather she kept that on and more clothes to cover up the sight.


I always wondered why Russell couldn't be with Katy Perry, now it all makes sense.

[billy123]

Russell Brand wanked off a man in some pub toilets on camera for a tv show to see what it would be like and thought it was hilarious so i dont think he would be arsed enough to lie about shagging Lauren if he did he would say so.

[Nedusa]

Russell Brand wanked off a man in some pub toilets on camera for a tv show to see what it would be like and thought it was hilarious so i dont think he would be arsed enough to lie about shagging Lauren if he did he would say so.

Really.... If true then not sure why he thought it was hilarious ? We have a name for an action like this ..... It's called Gay Porn !!!!

[cfromhx02]

Really.... If true then not sure why he thought it was hilarious ? We have a name for an action like this ..... It's called Gay Porn !!!!

Don't see how you could legitimately call it gay porn. Lauren is a woman and i bet she has always had a female brain from birth if some of you bothered to read up on why people are born with the brain of one gender and the body of another IE transgender at birth. + there is word for people like you : Bigot

[Jimrod]

Don't see how you could legitimately call it gay porn. Lauren is a woman and i bet she has always had a female brain from birth if some of you bothered to read up on why people are born with the brain of one gender and the body of another IE transgender at birth. + there is word for people like you : Bigot

I think he was referring to Brand wanking off a man in a pub :)

Interestingly though I've read a lot of debate about the whole transgender thing recently in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts - ie Cagefighting/.UFC) forums due to a transgender fighter - Basically grew and developed as a man until 30 years old then had "the op". Now she fights women for a living and to be fair is very good at it, it's not pretty to watch though - basically fights with the strength and power of a man with a man's frame and batters women. You can't say it's wrong because she's legally a woman but where does PC stop and common sense start?

[Nedusa]

Don't see how you could legitimately call it gay porn. Lauren is a woman and i bet she has always had a female brain from birth if some of you bothered to read up on why people are born with the brain of one gender and the body of another IE transgender at birth. + there is word for people like you : Bigot

And there is a word for people like you.... Idiot

Read the fcuking post again you moron only this time engage your brain...!!!!

[billy123]

Really.... If true then not sure why he thought it was hilarious ? We have a name for an action like this ..... It's called Gay Porn !!!!Its on you tube just search for 'Russell Brand wanky wanky' you know you want to.

[Vanessa]

And there is a word for people like you.... Idiot

Read the fcuking post again you moron only this time engage your brain...!!!!

Ok. He made a mistake. No need to insult him.

[Bojangles]

Brand would Sh-g an empty crisp packet.

[Vanessa]

Brand would Sh-g an empty crisp packet.

:joker: He'd shag anything that moves !

[Bojangles]

Also anything that doesn't.

[Vanessa]

Also anything that doesn't.

:laugh2: LOL

[Nedusa]

Ok. He made a mistake. No need to insult him.

I think you'll find she/he insulted me first !!!!

[Ryan57]

I assume Russell was drunk.

Kidding... as though it's true.

[flamingGalah!]

I don't think there is enough alcohol or drugs in the world for Russell Brand to shag that :yuk:

[CaudleHalbard]

As I said on another thread, I have real doubts as to whether Lauren has EVER had sex.... either as a man or as a transwoman.

[Daffodil]

I am prepared to believe that the story is true. I think Russell would treat it as a challenge to have sex with a transgender person. Brand is a bit weird.

[MatthewS]

Lauren Harries looks like she's 70 years old and has had a boatload of plastic surgery gone wrong imo. I really can't see Russel Brand wanting to have a go with her...

[Daffodil]

He flirts with everything and anything :(

:bawling:

[exoticrosebud]

Now I know she's Mad..........I mean who in their right mind would want to sleep with that hairy slob....!!!!


lauren or russell?? match made in heaven i would say

[smeagol]

lol no chance on middle earth did that happen

[swanny123]

lauren is as mad as a box of frogs !!! she obviously has a mental problem as do the rest of the "gang of frauds" she calls her family !!! she THINKS she can sing,dress hair,has become a fashion expert !!! & by bbbots putting her on their shows their taking the pxxx ! she,s a freak - OUT !!!!

[fingers]

lol no chance on middle earth did that happen

It was in Borehamwood, allegedly!

[Ryan57]

I don't think there is enough alcohol or drugs in the world for Russell Brand to shag that :yuk:

http://i.imgur.com/OareVql.gif

[EatMyFlan]

I would say Russell has had enough practice to not be **** in bed really :laugh:

Men who have slept with lots of women are usually crap in bed. Men who have long term relationships are a lot better.

[sampvt]

I think Lauren woke up one morning in bed with next door afghan hound and she was so drugged up she thought it was russel brand. That's the only plausible reason for he stupidity.