i have lost 2 kidney's - offence or a jade goodey repeat ?

[waterhog]

i have lost 2 kidney's - offence or a jade goodey repeat ? 05.09.13

let me start with a bug,
Courtney now has a enemy,
for refusing to get in the jump suit and snug,
Mario can see no remedy.
Abz gave as all a treat,
he did thrive,
"if you are getting down baby" was sweet,
so much better then with FIVE.
Charlotte made me raw,
i am sure they heard me in Sydney,
explain g the loss of the 3 was sore,
but humor was when she said its like loosing a kidney.
over to Weatherfield,
Bruce and Vicky need no transform,
we have seen behind there shield,
miserable people is the norm.
then a dilemma,
house mates had to choose on the spot,
yes Carol may have had a tremor,
but what it seemed was not.
the real eviction occurred,
my good the crowd did not like,
Sophie is a recovering addict and will be blurred,
but soon she will be back on her bike.
big brother is back and gripping,
ch5 must be proud,
none of it needs skipping,
award for the best must be allowed.

( can someone tell me - did they laugh as loud as i did when Charlotte said about the kidney ? as norm - please can reply's be in poetry? )

[SharkAttack]

I think you got
about 16 irregular
haikus in there WH.
well done. :D

[waterhog]

why thanks/

[the_answers]

big brother is back and gripping,
ch5 must be proud
Thanks that's actually the biggest laugh I've had all week ! :hugesmile:
( can someone tell me - did they laugh as loud as i did when Charlotte said about the kidney ? as norm - please can reply's be in poetry? )
I will indeed convey poetry to you.
The number of kidneys she knew not was two.

I speak not of whether the series is sh1t.
But quite fitting of Charlotte for sides to be split.

[thesheriff443]

you think you can rym, your wasting your time
they read like a lemon without the lime
I would write more but I don't have the time
if you love poetry then keep reading mine.

[waterhog]

pure class and no shame,
thesheriff is playing no game.
under arrest and in cuffs,
for writing poetry of bad stuff.
on goes the blue light and is flashing,
down to earth waterhog is now crashing.
a new poet lauren -,
your first book is when ?