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Nemo123
06-09-2013, 11:06 PM
I'm 48 and I want to go roller blading. I'd rather do it in the day time, but it's a bit gay.

reece(:
06-09-2013, 11:53 PM
How on Earth is it "gay"..........

Nemo123
07-09-2013, 12:44 AM
It's funny. I forgot I wrote this, yet I was drawn straight to it when I saw it. Oh, there's a couple of jokes, "I have to tell my parents I skate", and there's Mr Burns assistant Skating buying his groceries".

Nemo123
07-09-2013, 12:50 AM
How on Earth is it "gay"..........

It wouldn't be at all gay skating with you!:blush:

Nemo123
07-09-2013, 12:56 AM
I'll have to take the dog!

MTVN
07-09-2013, 08:47 AM
Odd

Marc
07-09-2013, 08:56 AM
You go skating! You deserve it

Jake.
07-09-2013, 09:56 AM
Follow your ambitions

Verbal
07-09-2013, 09:58 AM
I'm 48 and I want to go roller blading. I'd rather do it in the day time, but it's a bit gay.

:shocked:

Nemo123
08-09-2013, 07:25 PM
Anyway. 2 jokes I saw on telly. This chap talking to his friend, himming and hawing, saying I don't know how to tell them, (his parents), that he rollerblades, the inference being obvious what it was a euphemism for, or if he did rollerblade, then he must be gay, (though not necessarily at all). The 2nd joke was from "Three Gays In A Condo", an episode of the Simpsons where Homer encounters Smithers out doing his shopping on roller skates.

Nemo123
08-09-2013, 07:27 PM
:shocked:

Yes I'm 48. Have you had a good look at the studio audience on Ch5? I'm a mere chissler.