The X Factor Season 10 Episode 3 7th September 2013

[Samm]

The closed-room auditions continue as more solo singers and groups queue up to sing in front of Gary Barlow, Nicole Scherzinger, Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh, all eager to be the nation's newest singing sensation.


ITV 1 8pm

[Vanessa]

What time is it on? :suspect:

[Jordan.]

Hopefully it'll be better than last weeks http://i.imgur.com/wcbrn3E.png

[Samm]

What time is it on? :suspect:

8PM

[Vanessa]

8PM

Thanks! :hugesmile:

[Samm]

Some pictures from tonight's show
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[Drew.]

spoilers Sam :pipe:

[Jemal]

TAMERA is so beautiful. And also isnt the girl that looks like sophie in those pictures, came last year?

[Drew.]

looks like theres a couple of people auditioning again who have already been on the show

[Vanessa]

:amazed::xyxwave:

[Jemal]

Average voice.

[Drew.]

bit of an American accent in there

[Vanessa]

Not great, but ok voice.

[GypsyGoth]

Chloe :worship:

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Vanessa]

Barclay. :evilgrin:

[Harry!]

Watching!

[Jemal]

Ffs not another James Arthur.

[Vanessa]

HOT HOT HOT! :hello:

[Jemal]

LOLOLOL?

[Jemal]

:joker:

[Jordan.]

:joker:

[Jemal]

Ffs i cannot anymore.

[Jordan.]

Bringing his laptop to play music on :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

This guy is wonderfully mad :D

[Vanessa]

LOLOLOL?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b16da73aeb0881b625b44563c8496e9/tumblr_mnksldboXR1reeivdo1_500.gif

[GypsyGoth]

Thomas to win :cheer:

[Drew.]

:joker: the poor guy is singing himself to sleep now

[Jemal]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b16da73aeb0881b625b44563c8496e9/tumblr_mnksldboXR1reeivdo1_500.gif

:laugh3: :love:

[Braden]

Wow that was really something.

[Jordan.]

Brilliant http://a.mod-site.net/s/appl.gif

[AnnieK]

Thomas to win :cheer:

:laugh2:

[Vanessa]

Oh dear! Atrocious! Worse contestant ever! :joker:

[Harry!]

Arena seller for sure...

[AnnieK]

Oh dear! Atrocious! Worse contestant ever! :joker:

I was at a pub that had a DJ / singer just like him...in the 2nd half he really jazzed it up.....he put on some red sparkly glasses :worship: It was amazing

[Vanessa]

I was at a pub that had a DJ / singer just like him...in the 2nd half he really jazzed it up.....he put on some red sparkly glasses :worship: It was amazing

:laugh:

[AnnieK]

Arena seller for sure...

Put him on your list of people to see Harry

[Black Dagger]

My winner will be here soon :dance:

[AnnieK]

My winner will be here soon :dance:

Who that?

[Vanessa]

My winner will be here soon :dance:

Who is it? :hugesmile:

[Black Dagger]

She's called Abi!

[GypsyGoth]

She's called Abi!

She better be good.

[Drew.]

its Cruella Deville

[GypsyGoth]

its Cruella Deville

:laugh:

[Vanessa]

I like this girl already. :lovedup:

[Jemal]

Shes so good. Great song choice.

[Vanessa]

I knew she would be amazing! :amazed:

[Jordan.]

She's good, gotta sort that hair out though.

[GypsyGoth]

Shes so good. Great song choice.

I agree, she's doing a good job with it.

[Drew.]

that was a really good version of the song

[AnnieK]

Like her voice...nothing forced about it

[Vanessa]

Love it! :worship:

[Vanessa]

:bawling:

[Black Dagger]

She wasn't.... that good? Maybe I'm hard to please.

[AnnieK]

Awww...her dad :love:

[GypsyGoth]

It's a shame one tear didn't come out black and the other white.

[Drew.]

It's a shame one tear didn't come out black and the other white.

:joker:

[Jemal]

Her dad? Thought it was her boo lool.

[Vanessa]

i think she could do really well on the show. she's very likable. :love:

[Jemal]

Lmao gg. Ffs.

[Vanessa]

It's a shame one tear didn't come out black and the other white.

:laugh2:

[Drew.]

all the older aged women sound the same to me

[Brother Leon]

Her dad looked the same age as her lol

[Vanessa]

I think she's got potential.

[AnnieK]

Bet she s a bitch really....

[AnnieK]

all the older aged women sound the same to me

Ageist

[Jemal]

Wasnt Christopher apparently a bitch backstage, behind the scenes?

[Vanessa]

Awww! Nice guy.

[GypsyGoth]

Wasnt Christopher apparently a bitch backstage, behind the scenes?

Yep, and it came from a few sources.

[Drew.]

Ageist

:nono: they all scream too much

[Vanessa]

:joker: He tripped!

[GypsyGoth]

He nearly fell :laugh:

[Jemal]

Yep, and it came from a few sources.

Same with Misha B aswell apparently.

[Drew.]

hes got a relaxing voice when he talks.. its just scary when he sings though

[Braden]

Omg I thought he was going to be good.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[Jemal]

Lol im sorry but xfactor can be shown on Comedy Central.
LOLOL AT THE 'But im, but im, but im" :laugh2:

[AnnieK]

Is he having a seizure?

[Vanessa]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pijqk6eK1r0fqnto1_500.gif

[Black Dagger]

What a lovely chap, shame his voice is a bit :sad:

[Brother Leon]

Not sure why he tried to branch out and come on the show tbh.

[Braden]

Sharon is doing nothing for me, but I would be fine with her being on the panel with Simon.

Get rid of Gary and bring back Simon! :(

[Black Dagger]

Wasnt Christopher apparently a bitch backstage, behind the scenes?

He called Carolynne a ******* :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Not sure why he tried to branch out and come on the show tbh.

:laugh2:

[Jack_]

'Take it off now girl take it off now girl' :laugh3:

[Black Dagger]

Not sure why he tried to branch out and come on the show tbh.

gimp lol.

[AnnieK]

Not sure why he tried to branch out and come on the show tbh.

I see what you did there....:laugh:

[Jemal]

He called Carolynne a ******* :joker:

Lmao swear down?

[Vanessa]

gimp lol.

Is this the Abi you were talking about, Lucas?

[Black Dagger]

Lmao swear down?

Yeah and got sent home on the final because he got drunk, she confirmed it and so did Lucy pmsl.

[Jemal]

Lets see the hype on this young abi eh?

[GypsyGoth]

aww her dad's her best friend.

[Black Dagger]

Is this the Abi you were talking about, Lucas?

This is her :love:

[Vanessa]

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[GypsyGoth]

Her voice is kinda american-folksy.

She's good.

[Jemal]

Shes basically on the live shows from this. No point.
Great voice. Nice and tender.

[Jordan.]

Not another Janet Devlin ty

[AnnieK]

Abi :love:

[Drew.]

Wooh, great voice

[Vanessa]

Wow! That's amazing! I love this! :worship::worship::worship:

[Brother Leon]

A lot of guitar players this episode,no?

[Drew.]

A lot of guitar players this episode,no?

and laptop DJ's

[Black Dagger]

Not another Janet Devlin ty

Janet was fab!

[Vanessa]

Shut up, Louis! :nono::mad::cloud:

[Jemal]

Come to think of it that dj with the laptop, shoulda played a dell song.
And lol at Louie and Nicole tryna be contrevesial just put her through.

[Drew.]

if they can sing then Louis isnt having any of it

[Jordan.]

Janet was fab!

When she wasn't forgetting her lyrics and being a moody bitch http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y263/ruby_fire/Smilies/sicksmilie.gif

[Black Dagger]

LOUIS WALSH :bored:

I usually love Louis but bye.

[Vanessa]

LOUIS WALSH :bored:

I usually love Louis but bye.

Nevermind. He said yes! :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

When she wasn't forgetting her lyrics and being a moody bitch http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y263/ruby_fire/Smilies/sicksmilie.gif

She only forgot her lyrics like 6 times :hmph:

Sophie was robbed tbh.

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Jemal]

This guy lives around my bits, do south east proud!
I shouldn't laugh but lol at the photo.

[Braden]

Loving this guy already. :love:

[Vanessa]

Omg! He brought the pic of the cat! :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3:

[Black Dagger]

I sing to Ozzie all the time :love:

I can relate.

[AnnieK]

I think he might have a deaf cat!!

[Jemal]

There goes southeast Londons reputation.

[Vanessa]

Nicole face! :joker:

[Jordan.]

Gary and Nicole just ruined a beautiful version of Someone Like You

[GypsyGoth]

He done well getting 4 nos, his cat would be proud.

[Vanessa]

He done well getting 4 nos, his cat would be proud.

:laugh:

[Brother Leon]

There goes southeast Londons reputation.

South East was slacking way before now :idc:

[Black Dagger]

There goes southeast Londons reputation.

No comment :joker:

[Jemal]

South East was slacking way before now :idc:

Do one bruv.

[Verbal]

Couldn't even look at my TV during that one. Beyond tragic.

[Vanessa]

Couldn't even look at my TV during that one. Beyond tragic.

He was singing for the cat! :joker:

[Jemal]

All of you can go do one. Pricks.

[Jemal]

Im sorry but i can never have a pizza with just leaves as the bloody topping :joker:

[Verbal]

All of you can go do one. Pricks.

Love you too Jemal

[Drew.]

she had a great voice

[GypsyGoth]

I remember her.

[Vanessa]

She auditioned last year, but i don't remember her. :suspect:

[Jordan.]

No mention of her flopping last year as well

[Braden]

Jade's back, but she needs to relax with the make-up. She has a pretty face.

[AnnieK]

Nicole didn't understand a word she just said :laugh:

[Jemal]

She's just gonna flop at judges house again.
Xfactor need new talent.

[Vanessa]

Mmmm, ok but nothing special for me.

[GypsyGoth]

She doesn't have any eyebrows.

[Brother Leon]

Thought she was better before.

[AnnieK]

I think she has a great voice....

[Jemal]

Amy reminds me of sophie so much

[Lee.]

I was behind jade in Greggs a few weeks ago :amazed:

[Vanessa]

I remember this girl.

[Braden]

Okay so they're both average but

Jade > Amy

[Brother Leon]

I was behind jade in Greggs a few weeks ago :amazed:

CBB for you it is :amazed:

[Vanessa]

Okay so they're both average but

Jade > Amy

I think Jade is better.

[Braden]

I'm feeling so nostalgic. I'm loving this segment :love:

[Vanessa]

The Dolly Rockers. :suspect:

[Drew.]

not this girl AGAIN

[GypsyGoth]

Mel :worship:

[Jemal]

Wtf is with this returnee b.s

[Braden]

Omg Melanie is back.

http://blog.groupon.com.au/files/2013/05/antm-faint.gif

[GypsyGoth]

Omg Melanie is back.

http://blog.groupon.com.au/files/2013/05/antm-faint.gif

:laugh:

[Vanessa]

Come on Melanie! Good luck! :dance:

[Drew.]

she looks much better now

[Lee.]

CBB for you it is :amazed:

-wets the bed- :amazed-

[Jemal]

Shwine bwight laka diamon.

[GypsyGoth]

Her voice :lovedup:

[Black Dagger]

The only ones I'd want to come back and do well are Joe Cox (but he flopped last year as well pmsl) and Gamu.

Abi Alton > Jade and Melanie.

[Vanessa]

I like her a lot. She's got a beautiful voice. :lovedup:

[Drew.]

she's the best out of the ones returning

[Black Dagger]

I can't even say '**** off and stop auditioning' one of my favourites in the coming weeks is a reauditionee :laugh:

[Braden]

I've loved Melanie whenever she's auditioned. :lovedup:

[Jordan.]

Ffs Louis :joker:

[Lee.]

she's the best out of the ones returning

I think jade is.. She's got a completely effortless voice!

[Brother Leon]

Calm down Walsh lol

[Jemal]

She looks better in blonde hair tbfh.

[Drew.]

I think jade is.. She's got a completely effortless voice!

her first audition a few years ago was amazing.. i didnt really enjoy it as much this time round but she does have a great voice

[GypsyGoth]

I wish the stage show was on now.

[Vanessa]

At least there's the Xtra Factor. More auditions! :amazed:

[Lee.]

I wish the stage show was on now.

Me too! That was a quick hour!!

Xtra factor it is :)

[Vanessa]

Louis and Sharon! :joker:

[Jordan.]

Joyce :joker:

[Lee.]

Joyce ftw!!

[GypsyGoth]

Joyce is gonna pee on the floor.

[Amy Jade]

Melanie was the best tonight, I liked Jade too but thought the one between them wasnt that great, forgot her name already...

[GypsyGoth]

Going to the wicktory :worship:

[GypsyGoth]

aww

[CaudleHalbard]

Oh dear hordes of overweight young females who haven't a hope in hell of making in the world of pop music..... whatever their voices are like.

It's cruel to pander to their delusions.

[Amy Jade]

Oh dear hordes of overweight young females who haven't a hope in hell of making in the world of pop music..... whatever their voices are like.

It's cruel to pander to their delusions.
Tell that to Adele :hmph:

[CaudleHalbard]

Tell that to Adele :hmph:

She's only a little plump and she's an exception to a very rigid "rule".

You would think learned their lesson with Michelle McManus. (who?) all those years ago.

[CaudleHalbard]

Matt Richardson is like some kid dragged off the street, desperately trying to be funny, but failing! :rolleyes:

Bring back Olly.

[Amy Jade]

She's only a little plump and she's an exception to a very rigid "rule".

You would think learned their lesson with Michelle McManus. (who?) all those years ago.
Then if Adele is an 'exception' :bored: then maybe she has opened the door for bigger girls.

There have been plenty of good looking lads who have failed after Reality Talent shows, shall we chalk them up as no go areas also?

[CaudleHalbard]

There have been plenty of good looking lads who have failed after Reality Talent shows, shall we chalk them up as no go areas also?

No.

At least they don't start with a massive (!) disadvantage.:p:D

[Jordan.]

On now

[Braden]

Shelley's been on Come Dine Wth Me or something because I recognise her face.

[Jemal]

Where have i heard this voice before.

[Marc]

Her daughter is really cute

[Braden]

She's got Sass. :love:

[Marc]

I likes her

[Drew.]

prefer her to that other woman who was on last weeks show

[bbfan1991]

Her personality is better than her voice IMO...

[Jemal]

Im i the only one who doesn't like her and sees her as another Christopher.

[Braden]

Sam (or whatever he name is from last week) =


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-j0asOkSe_WQ/Tim3ARsJ-4I/AAAAAAAAA4E/HQL3QIOZhIs/s320/istockphoto_712141-wilted-flower.jpg

Shelley =



http://www.shutterstock.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/free_flowers_shutterstock_13325443_web.jpg

[Kazanne]

Sam is ok but very shouty,much prefer Shelly

[Braden]

Jade's embarrassed to say that she auditioned last year too because they made her completely irrelevant.

[Kazanne]

Jade has a nice voice

[Marc]

I don't think she's very good, her best chance to make lives was 2011

[Marc]

Melanie4Times

[Jordan.]

These are good :amazed:

[Jordan.]

Oh flop judges

[Marc]

Lol bye rockers

[Braden]

I liked The Dolly Rockers as well :(

That audition was garbage because they chose the wrong song.

[Marc]

7 years down the drain right there

[Kazanne]

This girl is very cute

[Marc]

FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES
FOUR TIMES

Have I seen this girl before? She looks familiar

[Braden]

Blow me away Melanie :lovedup:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/9379b8105045962c14102c71a5fac088/tumblr_mho7b4J0BK1renc44o1_500.gif

[AnnieK]

She has a really nice voice, but it's a bit thin IMO

[Marc]

At least with this girl if she's ever bottom 2 in Lives (depending on whether its against one of Louis' acts) it'll always go to Dead Lock

[smudgie]

Not bad.

[Drew.]

dont really like that song but she did a good job

[Brother Leon]

Didn't do the song justice.

[Saph]

X factor is the only airplay Leonas songs get anymore

[Marc]

Nicole foaming at the minge

[Jordan.]

Yodelling guy :worship:

[Lee.]

This yodeller surely can't go through?!

[Saph]

hes 17? :s he looks about 23

[Marc]

Why do 16/17/18 year olds these days look so bloody old.

[bbfan1991]

Yodel:D:joker::laugh3::laugh2:.

[Saph]

why has no one sung cant hold us down by xtina and lil kim yet?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/66ecd13e5c988a2a3525e2bfbe8bd8f5/tumblr_msh1rozMyi1rjpgkeo1_250.gif

[Lee.]

This is just awful

[Kazanne]

Nice tonsils,LOL

[Marc]

why has no one sung cant hold us down by xtina and lil kim yet?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/66ecd13e5c988a2a3525e2bfbe8bd8f5/tumblr_msh1rozMyi1rjpgkeo1_250.gif

We don't have anybody that good in this country :(

[Marc]

SO SO C'MON!

[Saph]

We don't have anybody that good in this country :(

I know :( i'm so ashamed

[Brother Leon]

Butchered a Classic there.

[Saph]

Sharons had a bit of work done since 07 :laugh:

[Marc]

Is the Lloyds TCB song playing in the background to Barclay...?

[Jordan.]

Ugh this tramp

[Saph]

his hair ew

[Marc]

This guy looks dirty

[Saph]

is that ke$ha?

[Marc]

He's not good? Why are they standing?

Sit down

[Jemal]

Luke is crap

[smudgie]

Get ya hair washed

[Jordan.]

He's not good? Why are they standing?

Sit down

Probably fear, he looks the mugging type

[Marc]

This version is good

[Saph]

http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/neideney.gif

[Marc]

Sluts!!! :love:

[Saph]

bring it all back :love:

[Jemal]

Oh god now girls disallowed

[Lee.]

Oh I like these girls

[smudgie]

I thought they were on last week...

[Jordan.]

First week elimination fodder http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/neideney.gif

[Marc]

This is the X Factor not Show-Us-Your-Camel-Toe Factor

[Lee.]

Oh dear

[Saph]

awful http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[Jemal]

Someone kill me.

[Jordan.]

Oh wait looks like they wont even make the first week http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/neideney.gif