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Deebo
13-09-2013, 05:20 PM
The Courtney Incident:

I've seen it written that Lauren tried to poison an inebriated Courtney when she force-fed her a cocktail of powerful prescription drugs. I've even heard it suggested that the CPS might consider it an act of attempted murder if they ever chose to press charges. Regardless of what we call it, Lauren behaved recklessly and maliciously and endangered a fellow housemate's life out of spite and jealousy

Leaving poo all over the house:

It was established that Lauren was the culprit when several housemates discovered poo smeared all over the toilet. Her inability to use a toilet correctly, politely and hygienically was confirmed when Carol had to discreetly remind her that it is her responsibility to clean up the toilet after leaving it in a "bad" state. Allegations of not wiping her bum properly (despite wearing a thong) have been one of the hallmarks of Lauren's time in the house. She has proved herself to be a health-hazard and a spreader of disease

Molesting Soap Actors:

Perhaps the most uncomfortable scenes in the entire series were Lauren attempting to force herself onto first Bruce, and then Vicky. This physical attention was clearly unwanted by either actor, and could be said to constitute sexual assault. Fortunately for Lauren, both Bruce and Vicky would rather put it out of their minds than press charges.

Gameplaying:

Lauren is the undisputed biggest gameplayer in the house. Whether it's willfully throwing cups of tea around in order to hog camera time, or her shameless bids for sympathy, it cannot be doubted that Lauren is a duplicitous and dishonest housemate who would quite literally stab her own granny in the eye if it gave her the attention she craves.

Special Treatment:

Lauren has been receiving special treatment from Big Brother throughout her stay in the house. Being allowed to regularly visit her family and receive insider knowledge has clearly upset her fellow housemates and afforded her an unfair advantage over the other contestants. Furthermore, Lauren has clearly lied about this in order to sow the seeds of disharmony

fingers
13-09-2013, 05:25 PM
Anyone got a Reality Check handy?

Withano
13-09-2013, 05:32 PM
Reason why she should

Shes the only person to make anybody laugh excluding the attention seekers attention seeking

Toy Soldier
13-09-2013, 05:35 PM
I read that Dan has returned to the force, purely to pursue the case of Lauren attempting to poison Courtney. He has deputised Jack and Joe, believing them to be crime solving idiot savants, and theyre currently gathering evidence to be produced on tonight's BOTS - which is actually a ruse. The studio has been set up as a temporary courthouse, and Lauren will be put on trial immediately.

Read it in the Star.

fingers
13-09-2013, 05:38 PM
I read that Dan has returned to the force, purely to pursue the case of Lauren attempting to poison Courtney. He has deputised Jack and Joe, believing them to be crime solving idiot savants, and theyre currently gathering evidence to be produced on tonight's BOTS - which is actually a ruse. The studio has been set up as a temporary courthouse, and Lauren will be put on trial immediately.

Read it in the Star.

You wrote it for the Star you mean!:joker:

don99
13-09-2013, 05:51 PM
surely if you are excluding attention seekers that's lauren out

Pincho Paxton
13-09-2013, 05:58 PM
Reason she should win, it would piss Deebo off! :joker:

Withano
13-09-2013, 06:09 PM
surely if you are excluding attention seekers that's lauren out

Oh because of all her fake arguments, fake showmances, faking being drunk etc. Yeah forgot about all the times she never done that.

don99
13-09-2013, 06:22 PM
just because she uses different tactiics does not change th fact that she iis grabbig attention

Northern Monkey
13-09-2013, 06:46 PM
I'm no Lauren fan but i think this is a little over exagerated.lol.(sorry for the spelling of that word,i could'nt think how to spell it correctly)

chuff me dizzy
13-09-2013, 06:50 PM
I could think of a million*reasons she should not win ..hate her and her grubby family with a passion

Black Dagger
13-09-2013, 06:53 PM
Lauren >>>>> and you will deal xo

chuff me dizzy
13-09-2013, 06:53 PM
Reason why she should

Shes the only person to make anybody laugh excluding the attention seekers attention seeking

Hold on there sunbeam shes made me vom ,not laugh ,shes utterly vile and made herself look a dirty tart ,,,throwing herself at anything with a pulse ,her drooling over Mario is sickening to watch ,and she is by far the biggest attention seeker in there

Black Dagger
13-09-2013, 06:54 PM
Hold on there sunbeam shes made me vom ,not laugh ,shes utterly vile and made herself look a dirty tart ,,,throwing herself at anything with a pulse ,her drooling over Mario is sickening to watch ,and she is by far the biggest attention seeker in there

Carol xoxo

Tozzie
13-09-2013, 06:55 PM
Hold on there sunbeam shes made me vom ,not laugh ,shes utterly vile and made herself look a dirty tart ,,,throwing herself at anything with a pulse ,her drooling over Mario is sickening to watch ,and she is by far the biggest attention seeker in there

dont be so melodramatic lmao :hugesmile:

chuff me dizzy
13-09-2013, 06:58 PM
dont be so melodramatic lmao :hugesmile:

And you are ? :idc:

Tozzie
13-09-2013, 07:02 PM
And you are ? :idc:

I am Tozzie?

chuff me dizzy
13-09-2013, 07:03 PM
I am Tozzie?

Lovely

Tozzie
13-09-2013, 07:04 PM
Lovely

I know, I can't help it :D

chuff me dizzy
13-09-2013, 07:05 PM
I know, I can't help it :D

My lips are sealed

Kazanne
13-09-2013, 07:08 PM
I want Carol or Vicky to win simply because,it's more or less a given that Lauren will win and I'de like something exciting tonight,not predictable.

chuff me dizzy
13-09-2013, 07:13 PM
I want Carol or Vicky to win simply because,it's more or less a given that Lauren will win and I'de like something exciting tonight,not predictable.

I would be happy with those 2 ,as long as Lauren doesnt win its party night at Chuffs !! :dance::dance:

Kazanne
13-09-2013, 07:14 PM
I would be happy with those 2 ,as long as Lauren doesnt win its party night at Chuffs !! :dance::dance:

Plenty of wine and nibbles Chuff and don't forget the nuts!!!!lol:elephant:

chuff me dizzy
13-09-2013, 07:21 PM
Plenty of wine and nibbles Chuff and don't forget the nuts!!!!lol:elephant:

The whole place is full of nuts !!

Black Dagger
13-09-2013, 07:29 PM
And you are ? :idc:

Excuse you, Tozzie is lovely... show some respect :hmph:

smudgie
13-09-2013, 07:30 PM
I would be happy with those 2 ,as long as Lauren doesnt win its party night at Chuffs !! :dance::dance:

Room for one more:dance:

Deebo
14-09-2013, 07:34 PM
So glad the public saw sense and heeded my advice