The P Club - Chat thread

[Kate!]

Enjoy it Kaz, don't be throwing your underwear at the screen.

[Mitchell]

Hello everyone

[Kate!]

Evening princess

[Saph]

what is this thread

[Kazanne]

Enjoy it Kaz, don't be throwing your underwear at the screen.

My word Kate,Harry Styles in 3D what a cutie:blush:about time Gerard Butler made one:dance::evilgrin::lovedup:

[Kazanne]

what is this thread

Its for Practically,Perfect,People Saph,welcome:hugesmile:

[GypsyGoth]

Porn

[Kazanne]

Porn

:joker:That too GG:hugesmile:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Kate!]

Now now Claudia, we'll have no smut in here!

:joker:

[Kyle]

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time :dance:

[Kate!]

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time :dance:

Yuck. Lol.

[Kyle]

Yuck. Lol.

I don't like it either but I don't complain cos this is the P club and everybody has a good time in the P club.

Now be a good girl and order those Prostitutes. 2 for me pleeeeeeeeeeeeezzz

[Kate!]

I don't like it either but I don't complain cos this is the P club and everybody has a good time in the P club.

Now be a good girl and order those Prostitutes. 2 for me pleeeeeeeeeeeeezzz

Greedy git. You'll have one and like it. Don't be leading Poth astray either, he's got a very important interview tomorrow, debauchery is out of the question.

[Kyle]

At the p club
Have a good time at the P club
There's Pohthuthic the man who will rate all your ankles
And Kazanne who he said had the 3.5 cankles
And Kate, she's the Scouser and a pain in the butt
And Kizzy who plagues all the threads with her smut
There's chuff me dizzy she has plenty to say
And Simple Minds who gets banned every day
At the P club.......

[Kate!]

:joker:

I. Am. Not. A. Scouser.

xoxo

[Kyle]

:joker:

I. Am. Not. A. Scouser.

xoxo

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/352840552_7a9a0a6ec7.jpg

Calm down..calm down larr

[Kate!]

Smh in despair

[Kizzy]

I plague threads with smut?... As if!
Practically Perfect kizzy Poppins?

[Kyle]

WARNING!

This is a Level 3 Alert.

Kizzy has entered the thread

Please put on your smut protectors and proceed to the nearest evacuation point

This not a drill

Thank you for your co-operation

[Kate!]

Kizzy Poppins!

That's your new name now chick, suits ya! :p

[Kizzy]

It does, and you can shut it Pyle :hmph:

[Kate!]

Kylie Kardashian!

[Kyle]

Keeping up with the Kyledashians :dance:

[Vanessa]

Omg! Tenebrae is on! Dario Argento! :amazed:

[Kizzy]

Plucking eyebrows is so painful! :(

[chuff me dizzy]

At the p club
Have a good time at the P club
There's Pohthuthic the man who will rate all your ankles
And Kazanne who he said had the 3.5 cankles
And Kate, she's the Scouser and a pain in the butt
And Kizzy who plagues all the threads with her smut
There's chuff me dizzy she has plenty to say
And Simple Minds who gets banned every day
At the P club.......

Are you inferring Im a gobby mare there young fella !! :shocked:Men have died for less

[Kate!]

Are you inferring Im a gobby mare there young fella !! :shocked:Men have died for less

Better than being called a pain in the butt Chuff :laugh:

He wuvs us all really ;)

[Josy]

Plucking eyebrows is so painful! :(

Get them waxed?

A lot of people hate getting waxed, I love it.

[Kizzy]

I might now to keep up to them, threading though!... whats that all about?.. seriously I would rather give birth again than go through that :laugh:

[Kate!]

Waxed is the way to go, just a quick sting and voila! Done.

[Vanessa]

I don't find it that painful, but it's annoying. :hugesmile:

[Kyle]

I've heard waxing your nutsack is painful as owt, not that anybody would wanna do something like that....

[Vanessa]

I've heard waxing your nutsack is painful as owt, not that anybody would wanna do something like that....

I imagine it must be. :eek:

[Kyle]

I imagine it must be. :eek:

Would look a bit weird too come to think of it. Like a worm bursting out of a pelvis.

[Kate!]

I'm so bored today. Just painted my toenails silver.

I might attempt to cut myself a fringe :amazed: this may not end well!

[Mitchell]

-whips my hair back and forth-

[Kyle]

-whips my hair back and forth-

Isn't it about time you give it a trim, you can see it peeking out of your boxers! :shocked:

[Kate!]

:laugh2:

[Kate!]

"Grab somebody sexy, tell 'em hey!
Give me everything tonight,
.....For all we know
We might not get
Toooooomoooorrrooow
Let's do it tonight!!!"

- yup I'm watching Pitch Perfect again :love: -

[Kyle]

Did everybody have a good penis day?

[Kazanne]

Did everybody have a good penis day?

It was 'hard' but I got through it:evilgrin::whistle:

[Kate!]

:laugh:

[Kate!]

What shall we name tomorrow chaps and I'll put it on the calendar?

[Kate!]

Ok then. Blank Day it is :pipe:

[Kizzy]

Tomorrow is morrybobs day :)

[Mitchell]

Moons day

[Kate!]

Potty! I require your presence on facebook

[Mitchell]

Who likes our OP designed by the beautiful Kazanne?

[Kate!]

Moi

[Kizzy]

Apparently there's a massive storm at sea due, flood warnings have been issued for Whitley bay.
Quick! put a wind turbine up!!

[Mitchell]

I've been thinkin bout you

[Kate!]

Hey hey! Afternoon chaps :love:

[Kazanne]

Hey hey! Afternoon chaps :love:

Afternoon People:hugesmile:

[Kizzy]

About me?!!! :D fanks!!

[Kate!]

I'm starving. I've had thd munchies really bad last couple of days. Just want to stuff my face. Lol.

[Mitchell]

It's peanut butter jelly time.

[Kyle]

Do the peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly

With a baseball bat

[Kate!]

Do the peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly

With a baseball bat

You've been at the sherry again haven't you?

[Kyle]

Sherry? What do you take me for?

I'm a Kopparberg man! :hmph:

[Kate!]

Sherry? What do you take me for?

I'm a Kopparberg man! :hmph:

:D

[MeMyselfAndI]

hey y'all

[Kyle]

Shouldn't you be off hunting some sexy blonde demon girls Dean?

[Kate!]

Heya MMI :)

[Kate!]

Where's the rest of the motley crew tonight lol.