Weirdest thing you've found on eBay/Amazon?

[zakman440]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/PAM-ST-CLEMENT-Canvas-Signed-Artist/dp/B003BRMOIU/ref=sr_1_1/276-9320728-1676544?ie=UTF8&qid=1380015522&sr=8-1&keywords=pat+butcher+clock

This is the weirdest I've found today, can you match it?

[Marsh.]

The reviews. :laugh:

I have one of these in each of my good rooms. I like it best at around 10 to 2 or 10 past 11. That's when the hands cover her eyes. When they don't she tells me to do bad things.

I'm giving this a low rating for one reason only.

I've looked long and hard, for many years now, for an A5 canvas clock of Pam St Clement, with the clock hands strategically placed atop her upper lip, thus acting as a comedy moustache.

Imagine my disappointment when - after finally finding this A5 canvas clock - I discover the clock hands were positioned awkwardly above her right nostril.

This will not do. And for that reason, I certainly won't be purchasing.

After purchasing this, time has taken on a whole new meaning in our house. As I type this, it is currently 5 past Pat's chin. Lovely.

[Mrluvaluva]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listing/B001N6W8U0/ref=sr_1_1_olp?ie=UTF8&qid=1380028191&sr=8-1&keywords=paul+ross+print&condition=used

A snip!

"Several stains on surface"

Ew.

[Ammi]

Ebay...

DATE: February 2004.

ITEM: F/A-18 Hornet fighter jet

STARTING BID: $1,000,000

SOLD?/ENDING BID: No.

SUMMARY: The owner of the plane had purchased it from a scrap yard and had offered to have the plane restored for a Buy It Now price of $9,000,000. The auction stated that the new owner could expect to pay roughly $40,000 a month for just 2 -3 hours of flight time due to the fuel consumption, up-keep, and other mandatory expenses. After hearing of the auction, the FBI notified the seller that he could only sell the plane to an American citizen residing in the United States. Furthermore, the plane could not leave U.S. airspace either. The auction ended without a winning bidder


..I didn't see that one, I just googled it but I think the strangest thing I've seen on Ebay is a 6ft Snowman which you had to build yourself...

[Cherie]

I doubt the Pat Butcher clock can be beaten.:joker:

[Mrluvaluva]

I doubt the Pat Butcher clock can be beaten.:joker:

There's a Steve McFadden one too. :hugesmile:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/STEVE-McFADDEN-Canvas-Signed-Artist/dp/B003BRMKDO/ref=pd_sim_sbs_kh_1

http://www.amazon.co.uk/STEVE-McFADDEN-Canvas-Signed-Artist/dp/B003BRMKAW/ref=pd_sim_sbs_kh_5

Since I've owned this clock the enjoyment I derive from telling the time has increased tenfold. Yes, it's not easy to see the actual time but if that is all you want from this then just get a clock without Steve McFadden's face on it. The joy that comes from this item is the fact that I get to look at Steve McFadden's face when I'm looking for the time. **Whispers* sometimes I already know the time but look at the clock anyway. Occasionally I like to say a Phil Mitchell quote out loud when I look.

10:05 - "Aaam goin' daan the boozer"
15:37 - "Give it a rest darlin'"
03:14 - "Aaam goin' daan the boozer"
07:00 - "I've jast bin bladdy shot you slaag!"

This is a piece of timekeeping gold and you'll kick yourself if you don't snap one up before they sell out. Hopefully you won't kick yourself as hard as Steve McFadden would kick a guy who knocked his pint over in the Queen Vic...because you'd kick yourself into a coma...and then you couldn't enjoy an A5 sized clock with Steve McFadden's face on it.

[Cherie]

:joker: this review on the McFadden Clock

was really disappointed when this arrived as I thought I had ordered a 'Mr Potato Head' clock for my son. I dont believe in throwing things away so now Steve McFadden is perched above my child's bed and overlooks him as he sleeps, kinda like a cockney buddha or Eastend jesus. This quality piece also acts like a cookoo clock and at midday, Phil mitchell shouts various threats at my child and an strong alchohol scent is release from the centre of the device.

Decent item but its no Mr Potato Head