Moist

[GiRTh]

The other day one of my work colleagues bought in a cake they had baked. It was delicious. In my description of how delicious I used the word 'moist'. Little did I know the problems I had just caused myself. I was then subjected to a series of lectures - by mainly women - on why I should never use that word, how that word is disgusting, it should be banned etc. I was taken aback.

What are your thoughts? What do you think of the word 'moist' and when did it become a taboo word?

[Ramsay]

Can remember this being in an episode of How I Met Your Mother

[Marc]

Love the word moist

[GiRTh]

Its definitely become a taboo word cuz some of the lectures were almost serious. :pipe:

[Ramsay]

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[Marc]

Well that video was brilliant

[Ramsay]

very informative if i say so myself

[Marc]

I would have to agree with that observation

[GiRTh]

NlKxNpEarCkThats the kind of reaction I got. Why is it mainly women who are offended by this word. Any ideas?

[Marc]

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[Ramsay]

Thats the kind of reaction I got. Why is it mainly women who are offended by this word. Any ideas?

no idea. i searched it on google and it's mostly guys asking why girls find it such an awful word hahah

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:joker::joker:

[Marc]

no idea. i searched it on google and it's mostly guys asking why girls find it such an awful word hahah


Perhaps girls just hate the feeling of sitting with their sloshy meat pocket and don't want to be reminded of the feeling..

[Josy]

It's just a dirty sounding word I think :laugh: that pic Vicky posts of the old woman with it written underneath makes it even worse.

I did make an eurgh sound when I read the thread title but there is worse words.

Just clicked preview there and saw Marcs post, Marc your a dirty **** :bored:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Thats the kind of reaction I got. Why is it mainly women who are offended by this word. Any ideas?

Because it can imply moist vagina since the world is so sex mad at the moment with the ever increasing easy access to all sorts of porn. Women can think anybody using this is an innuendo or double entendre.


Also for women of today who enjoy power just as much as main the word moist which is associated with our vagina reminds us of that delicacy which we have which makes people still view us as the weaker sex and we hate to be reminded. Moist is an awful reminder.

[Brother Leon]

I use the word pretty much every day. How else can I describe Novo?

Soggy it is.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

It's like a foremely ginger kid with dark hair but someone constantly pointing and saying ginger ginger ginger ginger ginger and the ginger kid puts hands on ears like "NOOOO STOP IT!"

[Cherie]

What! It is a word associated with cakes though, you would hardly refer to a cake as being "wet". lol, how else would you describe a cake that is not dry..:conf:

Moist is used as a derogatory term nowadays, heard my sons friend referring to David Moyes as Moist, and it didn't sound like he was being complimentary.:joker:

[Marc]

It's like a foremely ginger kid with dark hair but someone constantly pointing and saying ginger ginger ginger ginger ginger and the ginger kid puts hands on ears like "NOOOO STOP IT!"

You can call me ginger all you like I won't cover my ears and scream stop :laugh:

[Josy]

It's like a foremely ginger kid with dark hair but someone constantly pointing and saying ginger ginger ginger ginger ginger and the ginger kid puts hands on ears like "NOOOO STOP IT!"

So you are saying all women have moist vaginas but hide the fact and don't want reminded of it because it means we are the weaker sex etc?

I think you are over thinking things tbh, it's only a word.

[Marc]

Exactly, stop talking from your moist fanny and get over it..

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

lol, how else would you describe a cake that is not dry..:conf:


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The cake it's not dry it's...it's...it's...http://i40.tinypic.com/14bqb88.gif ma..http://i40.tinypic.com/14bqb88.gif..ma..http://i40.tinypic.com/14bqb88.gif ma...http://i40.tinypic.com/14bqb88.gif soft. :D

[Vanessa]

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[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

So you are saying all women have moist vaginas but hide the fact and don't want reminded of it because it means we are the weaker sex etc?

I think you are over thinking things tbh, it's only a word.

Women that hate this word are mostly women that enjoy power. We can often lose control if we find ourselves attracted to someone and we get moist. Moist is a reminder of losing control. It's just ****ing annoying. :bawling:

Men should hate the word erect but they are weird. They are from mars.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Exactly, stop talking from your moist fanny and get over it..

See! Hardly complimentary

[Marc]

It's how you take it.. some women would be floored by that compliment :idc:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

It's how you take it.. some women would be floored by that compliment :idc:

Yeah the women that enjoy being under man's control all day long.

[GiRTh]

Women that hate this word are mostly women that enjoy power. We can often lose control if we find ourselves attracted to someone and we get moist. Moist is a reminder of losing control. It's just ****ing annoying. :bawling:

Men should hate the word erect but they are weird. They are from mars.I see, so its when its used to describe female sexual readiness then its offensive. But what about wet or dripping? I suppose if moist is put with panties or knickers or gusset then it could be seen as offensive.

[AnnieK]

Good god....hows this thread descended from talking about cakes to this??? :laugh:

[Marc]

Yeah the women that enjoy being under man's control all day long.

Shall we agree on a draw on this occasion...

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I see, so its when its used to describe female sexual readiness then its offensive. But what about wet or dripping? I suppose if moist is put with panties or knickers or gusset then it could be seen as offensive.

As you saw in the video it's doesn't even have to be used to describe female readiness, but that is what it is a reminder of.

Wet or dripping are annoying too but not as annoying as moist. There is just something about moist.

[Kizzy]

I've never heard anything more ridiculous in my entire life.....
It does sound like a comedy sketch, 'moist' in the context of cake is the least offensive word, unless it was said with a tongue in cheek humour that some may find unsavoury ( unsavoury, cake...geddit?) :)

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I've never heard anything more ridiculous in my entire life.....
It does sound like a comedy sketch, 'moist' in the context of cake is the least offensive word, unless it was said with a tongue in cheek humour that some may find unsavoury ( unsavoury, cake...geddit?) :)

who put moist in the context of cake? was it before or after the word was put in context for vagina? english language needs to stop rehashing words for things so different from each other. People get traumatised from young age. :bawling:

[zakman440]

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[Marc]

The other day one of my work colleagues bought in a cake they had baked. It was delicious. In my description of how delicious I used the word 'moist'. Little did I know the problems I had just caused myself. I was then subjected to a series of lectures - by mainly women - on why I should never use that word, how that word is disgusting, it should be banned etc. I was taken aback.

What are your thoughts? What do you think of the word 'moist' and when did it become a taboo word?

who put moist in the context of cake?

The OP did.

[GiRTh]

who put moist in the context of cake? was it before or after the word was put in context for vagina? english language needs to stop rehashing words for things so different from each other. People get traumatised from young age. :bawling:Woah Slow down. I was only intending to discuss the incident I had at work didnt think I was gonna get a deconstruction of the English language.

[arista]

The other day one of my work colleagues bought in a cake they had baked. It was delicious. In my description of how delicious I used the word 'moist'. Little did I know the problems I had just caused myself. I was then subjected to a series of lectures - by mainly women - on why I should never use that word, how that word is disgusting, it should be banned etc. I was taken aback.

What are your thoughts? What do you think of the word 'moist' and when did it become a taboo word?



Yes because when a woman is moist
its Sex juices

[Ramsay]

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Oh wow, never saw that video before

[GiRTh]

Yes because when a woman is moist
its Sex juices:joker:

[Kizzy]

who put moist in the context of cake? was it before or after the word was put in context for vagina? english language needs to stop rehashing words for things so different from each other. People get traumatised from young age. :bawling:

It's pathetic, making sexual connotations about a word...
Words don't have two meanings it means exactly the same just depends what you use it in relation to?
What the heck is wrong with moist? :laugh:

[GiRTh]

It's pathetic, making sexual connotations about a word...
Words don't have two meanings it means exactly the same just depends what you use it in relation to?
What the heck is wrong with moist? :laugh:I guarantee if you use that word enough times someone will object to it. Try it and post your findings. :joker:

[Marc]

Oh wow, never saw that video before

Loooooooolololol

[Kizzy]

I guarantee if you use that word enough times someone will object to it. Try it and post your findings. :joker:

I will! I'm going to do it everywhere :laugh:
' don't overwater the plant just ensure the soil is a bit moist'
' moisten the stamp before putting it on the envelope'
' My skin is dry I need to apply some moisturiser under my make up'.....
I don't see why it has to be hijacked and morphed into some benny hillesque eyebrow raising euphemism.

[Vicky.]

I dont know about anyone else, but I started finding the word disgusting after seeing this meme a long time ago.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/that-makes-me-moist.jpg

I know its ridiculous, but I always think of this when I hear the word, hence hating it :bored:

[Niamh.]

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ily :love:

[Vicky.]

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LOL :D

[GiRTh]

I will! I'm going to do it everywhere :laugh:
' don't overwater the plant just ensure the soil is a bit moist'
' moisten the stamp before putting it on the envelope'
' My skin is dry I need to apply some moisturiser under my make up'.....
I don't see why it has to be hijacked and morphed into some benny hillesque eyebrow raising euphemism.When you say it you have to do a sitcom style 'nudge nudge Oooohh what have I said' face to accentuate it. I say it all the time now. Its quickly become one of my fave words. :joker:

[smudgie]

Nothing better than a moist cake....or a sticky bun.:hugesmile:

[Black Dagger]

disgusting, horrible word.

[Josy]

This was actually on google........

http://i41.tinypic.com/2jcsd3s.jpg Moist Fury
Genre: Action/Comedy
Status: Completed

Moist Fury

Tornspace Films has teamed up with Low Budget Pictures for this action comedy.

It's Death Wish meets Savage Streets in this over the top gooftastic 80's style revenge flick from Chris Seaver and Low Budget Pictures.

When the Crimson Queafs best fighter, Dewback, is killed off to even the playing field in the weekly girl gang bitch fights, the Queafs must take bloody revenge on the evil overlord Doom Blade and his Bitch gang the Roast Beefs, for murdering one of their own.

In the middle of all of this is the anguish filled nomad warrior known as Death Bone. He too has had something taken from him and is out to exact his own barnd of vengeance. The Queafs and Death Bone team up to take Doom Blade and his Bitches down for good.

Starring: Billy Garberina, Meredith Host, Desiree Saetia, Jesse Ames, Nicole Galrlash, Cassie Cuthbertson, and Lauren P. Seavage

Written and Directed by: Chris Seaver.

[GiRTh]

Looks good. I might download that

[Marc]

Now Queaf... That's a weird word

[GiRTh]

Now Queaf... That's a weird wordDeath Bone must be a mickey take.

[Jemal]

Around my area and other parts of london
In 'Slang' - moist means your sad or an idiot. Well thats my moist.

[Chuck]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/that-makes-me-moist.jpg

I always think of this when I hear the word

Me too lol

but this one is my favourite

http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/that+makes+me+moist+_32076522522240861af097106cad8 16f.jpg

[Kyle]

So I guess 'wet" and 'cream' is out of the question too?

[Fergus Mahoney]

The other day one of my work colleagues bought in a cake they had baked. It was delicious. In my description of how delicious I used the word 'moist'. Little did I know the problems I had just caused myself. I was then subjected to a series of lectures - by mainly women - on why I should never use that word, how that word is disgusting, it should be banned etc. I was taken aback.

What are your thoughts? What do you think of the word 'moist' and when did it become a taboo word?

Oh for ****'s sake.

[GiRTh]

Oh for ****'s sake.Any thoughts on the topic or are you just gonna swear at everyone?

[Kyle]

Any thoughts on the topic or are you just gonna swear at everyone?

These women need teaching a lesson. Next time you see them speak to them but use the following words;

Wet
Cream
Flower
Coin purse
Sausage
Hard
Erect
Sticky
Come
And climax

See what they say about those words

[Fergus Mahoney]

Any thoughts on the topic or are you just gonna swear at everyone?

That is my thought, that it's absurd that anyone should take offense at the word moist.

[Livia]

Bloody hell, where you you work GiRTh? The Radical Feminist Alliance?

Nothing wrong with any word, it's just people's perception. Sadly some people don't understand context.

[Kyle]

Bloody hell, where you you work GiRTh? The Radical Feminist Alliance?

Nothing wrong with any word, it's just people's perception. Sadly some people don't understand context.

Nothing worse than a militant feminist IMHO. Men are the enemy blah blah blah... Sexually repressed blah blah blah...... Excuse me my dear why don't you moisten yourself up, and open yourself up to a bit of sausage every now and again it might pick that chin up from off the ground.

[GiRTh]

Now I know they are offended I use the word more often. :idc:

[Livia]

Nothing worse than a militant feminist IMHO. Men are the enemy blah blah blah... Sexually repressed blah blah blah...... Excuse me my dear why don't you moisten yourself up, and open yourself up to a bit of sausage every now and again it might pick that chin up from off the ground.

I do see what you're getting at and agree mostly. But I'm not in total agreement that all women - radical or otherwise - need to cheer them up is a penis. Because in so many cases that penis is attached to a bigger dick.

[x-evenstar-x]

Nothing worse than a militant feminist IMHO. Men are the enemy blah blah blah... Sexually repressed blah blah blah...... Excuse me my dear why don't you moisten yourself up, and open yourself up to a bit of sausage every now and again it might pick that chin up from off the ground.

Em excuse me mr feminists like sex too you know! :joker: it's nothing to do with being a feminist how you react to those sort of words!

[x-evenstar-x]

I do see what you're getting at and agree mostly. But I'm not in total agreement that all women - radical or otherwise - need to cheer them up is a penis. Because in so many cases that penis is attached to a bigger dick.

I agree!!

[Kyle]

I do see what you're getting at and agree mostly. But I'm not in total agreement that all women - radical or otherwise - need to cheer them up is a penis. Because in so many cases that penis is attached to a bigger dick.

Yes you are quite correct Livia. On many men the biggest penis actually lies squarely on their forehead.

My last part was slightly tongue in cheek anyway, penis wouldn't do very much good for women that aren't even attracted to men.

[GiRTh]

The thought of Penis might make them moist.

[Fergus Mahoney]

Bloody hell, where you you work GiRTh? The Radical Feminist Alliance?

Nothing wrong with any word, it's just people's perception. Sadly some people don't understand context.

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[Kyle]

The thought of Penis might make them moist.

That word is sexually repressive I demand you not use it! :nono:

[Livia]

The thought of Penis might make them moist.

Well, the penis mightier than the sword, I'm told.

[Livia]

That word is sexually repressive I demand you not use it! :nono:

Leave him alone, I like it when he talks dirty.

[Kyle]

Well, the penis mightier than the sword, I'm told.

I see what you did there!:shocked:

[Kyle]

Leave him alone, I like it when he talks dirty.

It makes a change from you blowing bubbles.


There's another word for you Girth......blow.

[Livia]

It makes a change from you blowing bubbles.


There's another word for you Girth......blow.

Oi...!

[Kyle]

Oi...!

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/match-centre/article689373.ece/ALTERNATES/gallery-large/liverpool-andy-carroll-cropped

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Me too lol

but this one is my favourite

http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/that+makes+me+moist+_32076522522240861af097106cad8 16f.jpg

argh

[Shaun]

how ridiculous