What is the point of wasps?

[Kyle]

Seriously, what's the point of these things?

[King Gizzard]

producing honey, spreading pollen so that plants/flowers continue to reproduce and grow thus creating oxygen for us to breathe

[GypsyGoth]

http://i.imgur.com/JzOgPvZ.jpg?1

[Kyle]

producing honey, spreading pollen so that plants/flowers continue to grow thus creating oxygen for us to breathe

I didn't know wasps created honey, I thought that was just bees?

Still don't like them though :hmph:

[Kyle]

http://i.imgur.com/JzOgPvZ.jpg?1

Cute dog has lots of points and few negatives

Wasps have lots of negatives and few points.


Also what is their obsession with cans of coke?

[King Gizzard]

I didn't know wasps created honey, I thought that was just bees?

Still don't like them though :hmph:

yeah you're probably right...some probably do though..always thought they did anyway..

and wikipedia says this too...Wasps eat flies, aphids, caterpillars and other invertebrates, making them an important insect-controlling predator.

[Ammi]

..they get rid of other small insects, kind of a balance I guess..

[GypsyGoth]

Wasps seem angry all the time.

[King Gizzard]

But yeah I hate wasps too, but they're stupid, I had a coffee outside the other day and one drowned in it..suicide wasps

[King Gizzard]

be a good name for a band that, Suicide Wasps

[GypsyGoth]

You're too late, I just copyrighted it.

[Kyle]

yeah you're probably right...some probably do though..always thought they did anyway..

and wikipedia says this too...Wasps eat flies, aphids, caterpillars and other invertebrates, making them an important insect-controlling predator.

Yeah they do feed on aphids and other pests which is good if you don't like your brassica's getting invaded.

I however am not a farmer so wasps are still squarely on my sh*t list.

[Kyle]

Sitting down in your comfy garden
I'm a wasp with a raging hard on
Come here girl you won't feel a thing
I just wanna prod you with my sting.....

I'm a wasp
I'm a wasp
I'm f@&£&win pissed off
Cos I'm a wasp

[King Gizzard]

I think Piers Morgan should interview a wasp

[Kyle]

There's a little boy with a clotted cream
I'll buzz up to him, and make him scream
I like to sit in your can of coke
Cos if I don't sting you I'll make you choke.....

[Kyle]

I think Piers Morgan should interview a wasp

Good I hope it stings him right in the ego.

[Kyle]

If a wasp went to college, it would choose media studies. A pointless subject for a pointless tyrant.

[AnnieK]

No ****ing point at all....end of

[Kyle]

What would be the ideal job for a wasp?

We know it left school early for being a massive **** to everybody and enrolled at college to do media studies, but once it got its pointless A2 grade what job would it go into?

[Ninastar]

http://i.imgur.com/JzOgPvZ.jpg?1

Omfg I just laughed so loud I think I woke my mum up. Soz mum

[GypsyGoth]

Omfg I just laughed so loud I think I woke my mum up. Soz mum

:laugh2: :love:

[Marc]

Irrelevant wanks

[Kate!]

I knock them to the floor with a newspaper and stamp on them. Begone vermin.

[Kyle]

I am the wasp and your sat on my bench
There's 3 of you to pick from but I'll target the wench
Come here sweet girl and pass me your finger
And let me garnish it with my stinger

[Kate!]

:eek:

[Kyle]

This silly little child has just prodded our nest
And they have the audacity to call us a pest.
Me and my pals will make him shake with fear
Cos he doesn't know we have a second exit at the rear

[smudgie]

I am the wasp and your sat on my bench
There's 3 of you to pick from but I'll target the wench
Come here sweet girl and pass me your finger
And let me garnish it with my stinger

:joker:I was that girl...but it was not my finger.

[Kyle]

:joker:I was that girl...but it was not my finger.

I dare not ask where :wink:

[Kate!]

I'm allergic to wasp stings :bawling: last time one stung me on the leg and I had to go to hospital for a shot, my leg swelled up like a grapefruit and I couldn't get my breath. Really scary.

[smudgie]

I dare not ask where :wink:

You would not believe me...it managed to get somewhere it should not.
Worth it though to see the look on the face of the fella on the next bench as he shuffled his kids away from the mad women dancing about trying to get a wasp out of her knickers after it had stung her. Had to take the beggars off...my kids were mortified.:joker:

[smudgie]

I'm allergic to wasp stings :bawling: last time one stung me on the leg and I had to go to hospital for a shot, my leg swelled up like a grapefruit and I couldn't get my breath. Really scary.

Oooooh nasty.

[AnnieK]

My next door neighbour has a huge tree on their drive that covers all the cars in sap. The sap attracts wasps....every time I get in my car I have to run the gauntlet of being dive bombed by loads of them!!

[Kyle]

You would not believe me...it managed to get somewhere it should not.
Worth it though to see the look on the face of the fella on the next bench as he shuffled his kids away from the mad women dancing about trying to get a wasp out of her knickers after it had stung her. Had to take the beggars off...my kids were mortified.:joker:

Ouch that sounds crazy lol. What a place to get you.

If a wasp ever stung me on my John Thomas I'd never go out In public again, :hugesmile:

[Kyle]

My next door neighbour has a huge tree on their drive that covers all the cars in sap. The sap attracts wasps....every time I get in my car I have to run the gauntlet of being dive bombed by loads of them!!

Lol I bet it's worse in the autumn when they get drunk on fermenting fruit. They are mad bastards then.

[Kazanne]

http://i.imgur.com/JzOgPvZ.jpg?1

:joker::joker::joker:ADORABLE :hugesmile:

[x-evenstar-x]

The point of them is to torment everyone! The little pests that they are!

[Jake.]

I think Piers Morgan should interview a wasp

:joker:

[fingers]

Their big brothers, the Hornets are even more evil than the little 'uns!

[Kyle]

Their big brothers, the Hornets are even more evil than the little 'uns!

That's why I don't go near Watford.

[Vicky.]

To piss us people off, and make us do the embarrassing arm flapping thing in public :bored:

[fingers]

To piss us people off, and make us do the embarrassing arm flapping thing in public :bored:

Serves you right for drinking coke on the street!

[Vicky.]

Oh piss off. You now gave me a huge craving for coke now and I just got out of the bath so can't go to the shop and we have none in the house :(

[Vicky.]

*sits sulking with my diluted orange*

[fingers]

Oh piss off. You now gave me a huge craving for coke now and I just got out of the bath so can't go to the shop and we have none in the house :(

You won't have any wasps either, look on the bright side!

Edit: You're not preggers again, are you?:joker::wavey::wavey:

[Vicky.]

Not that I know of :p

[Kyle]

Oh piss off. You now gave me a huge craving for coke now and I just got out of the bath so can't go to the shop and we have none in the house :(

:shocked: