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Mrluvaluva
08-10-2013, 10:20 AM
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sunday-sport.jpg

The Sunday Sport

Urgh? Imagine trying to brush it out? I'd get a new rug for sure.
Niamh.
08-10-2013, 10:23 AM
Jesus Christ, what is wrong with people?
Kate!
08-10-2013, 10:26 AM
Omg that's disgusting!
MTVN
08-10-2013, 10:43 AM
The good old Sunday Sport bringing people the news they need to know
Ammi
08-10-2013, 10:44 AM
..I saw a movie once, 'Close Encounters of the T**d Kind..'...it is actually seriously disgusting though...I wonder if Jay McKray had an alibi..(disclaimer: I didn't mean that or suspect you at all Jay..)...
Ammi
08-10-2013, 10:45 AM
The good old Sunday Sport bringing people the news they need to know

...:joker:..right at the heart of the action...
arista
08-10-2013, 10:57 AM
what a stinker
Kate!
08-10-2013, 11:00 AM
..I saw a movie once, 'Close Encounters of the T**d Kind..'...it is actually seriously disgusting though...I wonder if Jay McKray had an alibi..(disclaimer: I didn't mean that or suspect you at all Jay..)...

:joker:

On form Ammi!
Kazanne
08-10-2013, 12:49 PM
Not much you could do really,but I'de sure make sure I kept a roaring fire to roast his chestnuts! for the next time the filthy swine paid a visit.
Jack_
08-10-2013, 12:53 PM
:laugh3:
Josy
08-10-2013, 01:03 PM
I think that was Zee tbh
Niamh.
08-10-2013, 01:05 PM
More like something Marc would do tbh ^
Niamh.
08-10-2013, 01:06 PM
lol at the bit at the end of the article "Do you recognise the chimney ****ter?"
Ryan57
08-10-2013, 01:07 PM
This has to be the best wording in an article ever.
Josy
08-10-2013, 01:26 PM
More like something Marc would do tbh ^

Marc doesn't live in Aberdeen though..

Zee is definitely the culprit this time :idc:
Niamh.
08-10-2013, 01:28 PM
Marc doesn't live in Aberdeen though..

Zee is definitely the culprit this time :idc:

Oh it was in Aberdeen, I didn't read that bit :laugh:
Glenn.
08-10-2013, 01:31 PM
More like something Marc would do tbh ^

I wonder if there was a wet wipe thrown down afterwards.
Niamh.
08-10-2013, 01:32 PM
I wonder if there was a wet wipe thrown down afterwards.

:laugh2:
thesheriff443
08-10-2013, 01:35 PM
he heard him say, throw another log on the fire!
Lee.
08-10-2013, 02:33 PM
This can't be true!
Jordan.
08-10-2013, 02:37 PM
If i get my hands on the bastard I'll kick him in the arse so hard he'll never **** again

http://i.imgur.com/yMANw0f.gif
Sophiee
08-10-2013, 03:08 PM
"It was all on the rug in front of the fire. There's no way it'll brush out. What the hell am I going to say to the insurance?"
:laugh2:
Cherie
08-10-2013, 03:17 PM
unloaded a ****e down his "freshly swept chimney" :joker:
Kazanne
08-10-2013, 03:32 PM
Not sure I believe this tbh,lol
Mrluvaluva
08-10-2013, 03:34 PM
Yeah I am sure the paper paid someone to go and sit on the chimney pot with his pants down so they could take a photo just to get a story.
Kazanne
08-10-2013, 03:36 PM
Yeah I am sure the paper paid someone to go and sit on the chimney pot with his pants down so they could take a photo just to get a story.

:joker:there's many ways to get a story:hugesmile:
Shaun
08-10-2013, 03:36 PM
i would poop back up it